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Chapter 21 Hello, Fatty King!

Chapter 21 Good on you, Fatty Wang!

"Hey, hey, hey, I said, that's enough. No matter how much you talk about him, he is still the leader of ancient imperialism and the landlord class. Today, we are here to take advantage of this big family's rebellion. Hurry up..."

The fat man's fat hands, like bear's paws, rushed towards the tomb owner as if he was eager to break the corn cobs.

"Be gentle, don't touch the body and startle that evil!"

Hu Bayi shouted, his own hands were not idle, and he moved his hands on the rather pitiful corpse. Xiao Ran also quickly opened his pocket and took the plain Chinese porcelain photo sheet that Hu Bayi didn't like and threw it aside.

Receive them all.

Even Yingzi followed suit, holding a broken iron sword picked up from the back room, poking at the heavenly crown, gold silk embroidered robe, and cloud-stepping boots on the corpse, praising how beautiful these clothes were.

"Old Hu...Old Hu! Yu! Yu..."

The fat man pointed at the tomb owner's hand and said with some excitement.

Hu Bayi looked at the two pieces of jade with moth body and chi pattern, and his eyes showed trouble. It was obvious that he wanted it very much, but was unable to do so due to Yingzi's words.

"Forget it, leave it to him!" Hu Bayi said these words with force.

Xiao Ran couldn't laugh or cry. It seemed that he had to work hard to see how the main plot line would return.

Seeing that there was nothing left in the coffin, they turned around and went to the ear room to collect other porcelain. When they returned to the main room, Hu Bayi saw the fat man standing at the head of the corpse, planning to open his mouth to look for gold teeth.

"Fat man, you are so awesome. You can leave it for others...why did the candle go out?!"

Hu Bayi glanced at the corner and suddenly shouted.

Everyone was shocked, but when they saw that there was no movement on the body in the coffin, they hurriedly covered the coffin lid and fastened it up.

After a lot of tossing, beads of sweat broke out on everyone's forehead. They were all frightened by preconceived stories such as "people light candles and ghosts blow out lamps".

Yingzi really didn't know what to do, so she wanted to take off her mask and call the hunting dogs in to embolden her, but Hu Bayi stopped her: "Don't take off your masks, you can't kill the dog even if you call the dogs in."

"Lao Hu, how much did you buy these candles?" the fat man asked, squatting on the ground and looking at the candles.

"Two points for one, I forgot about it too," Hu Bayi said.

The fat man curled his lips: "You are just trying to save money, but not good. Can't you buy such an important thing for 5 cents a piece?"

"Okay, okay, next time I can buy somewhere from the United States, Japan, Western Europe..."

Xiao Ran interjected with a smile: "Let's just buy a big red wedding candle. A thick one will burn slowly and it will be festive. Let's make a banner and write 'Warmly celebrate the successful handover and donation ceremony of antique cultural relics'..."

Yingzi next to him burst out laughing, and the tense atmosphere in the tomb suddenly relaxed.

"What should we do now? Shall we put everything back intact?" Hu Bayi asked.

"Put it back? That's not possible! Anyway, I rounded these things today. If there is something wrong, let me get down. Otherwise, I will round up the board and pry it off!" The fat man said with a nonchalant look on his face.

Yingzi timidly said: "Oh my God, fat brother, please stop bragging. Which one of you can catch ghosts and get rid of evil spirits? I can't. When the evil spirits come out later, we all have to break this knot..."

Seeing this, Xiao Ran simply snatched Hu Bayi's line: "Otherwise, maybe the candle was blown by the wind, not by ghosts. Let's light another candle and put one back. If it's still out, we'll

Put back one more thing. If you don’t want to give me any face, let’s just treat this as a drill, with Mr. Hu’s sixteen words..."

"Hey, I agree! If you don't say that Boss Xiao earns a lot of money to do big things, his brain is just too frivolous! Let's just put one back, and if we don't give you face, we'll withdraw!" The fat man interrupted Xiao Ran.

Hu Bayi, who was standing next to him, didn't expect Xiao Ran to speak out what was in his heart, and gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up: "Boss Xiao, you are really trying to change our customs. If we have a unit in this industry, why don't you do the same?"

I have to serve as a press spokesman..."

While they were chatting, the fat man had already placed the three-color water-patterned porcelain vase on the coffin board.

Xiao Ran took a look and thought it was okay! He quickly took out a fancy pottery bowl from his bag and put it on. This pottery bowl was what he had specially taken from the ear room just now, just to use it at this time.

Anyway, according to the plot, everything on the coffin lid will be broken, so it is better to replace it with a cheaper one. Even if it doesn't break... then it won't be a pity.

He also specifically explained to everyone that the pattern and shape of this pottery might belong to the pre-Qin period, which would be more attractive to the tomb owner.

Hu Bayi looked noncommittal, and the fat man laughed as he listened: "Yes, yes, yes! The spokesperson said yes! The candle has not been extinguished. I think we will just retreat to the sixth act of Shajiabang?"

At this moment, the candle flickered for a while, and the originally faint yellow light slowly turned green as if it had been dyed.

Hu Ba hurriedly called everyone over to take a look. Fatty and Yingzi came closer. Xiao Ran's scalp suddenly went numb, and he saw that the corpse was definitely going to break out of the coffin next.

He quickly ran to the entrance of the robbery cave, swung his arms, and threw all three bags containing porcelain out.

There were a few muffled sounds, accompanied by a faint "crash" sound, and Xiao Ran's heart ached like blood. There were still a few people left alive, so he left it to fate.

He then turned to look at the other three people, watching as the green flames flickered a few times, and the three green faces that were illuminated like dead ghosts were also trapped in the darkness.

"There are zongzi! Run!"

Hu Ba pulled Fatty and Yingzi and ran towards Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran saw the coffin lid moving a few times, and hurried over to grab the three of them and pull them down: "Hurry and squat down!"

Almost at the same time as he squatted down, the broken pottery bowl flew over the fat man's scalp and hit the wall. The fat man wanted to look up, but Xiao Ran held his head down again.

Immediately afterwards there was a loud noise, and the huge coffin lid passed over the heads of several people like a speeding car, and slammed into the tomb wall where the robbery hole was, and the exit was instantly sealed.

What's going on? Why did you still follow the original plot? Didn't you touch those two pieces of crap? Is it because of the accumulation of evil pills again?

But the Yin Yang Mirror has been fighting with that thing all the way, and it is still trying its best to suppress it, and can't even make a sound. It shouldn't be...

"Lao Hu, why don't we discuss it with him anymore? Let's keep a few more pieces so that we don't look bad if we start a fight. Peace is more valuable..." The fat man pretended to be calm.

Hu Bayi looked around and found that the bags were gone. He quickly asked Xiao Ran with his eyes, and Xiao Ran awkwardly pointed at them.

Hu Bayi was stunned for a moment, then gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up, and then took out the engineer shovel and the black donkey's hoof. His military temperament of fearlessness burst out instantly: "It's nothing to discuss! Mr. Hu, I want to order this thing.

If he blocks one of my doors, Master Hu will cut off his household! If he wants to bury me with him, let’s show this old warlord who is more ruthless!”

Seeing that the fat man was still a little hesitant, Hu Bayi said: "Boss Xiao has already thrown those treasures away. If you want to live and make a fortune, just copy the guy and fight with him! We have nothing to discuss with him."

"This... can still be discussed..."

With a complicated look on his face, the fat man took out two green things from his pocket, which were exactly the pair of plague-stricken moth-body and chi-patterned double swords!

Looking at the things in the fat man's hands, several people were shocked. Looking back at the coffin that had been erected behind them, they saw that the huge purple body had a layer of red hair growing out of it without any surprise.

He slowly straightened his hands, his palms with long nails stretched out, and two pieces of crumbled scones were scattered on the ground.

"Fat man! What's happening?!" Hu Bayi asked.

"I saw that this thing was neither food nor drink, so I thought of offering him two pieces of cake in exchange for it, so I offered him as a sacrifice. Who knew this old gangster was still a miser..."

"Your uncle! You traitor! You are a Khrushchev-like figure hiding among the people! You...forget it! Fight him!"

Hu Bayi was so angry that the fat man was talking nonsense, he kicked the fat man on the butt, and got ready to fight the big red-haired rice dumpling.

Seeing the fat man with a guilty look on his face, Xiao Ran felt very happy in his heart. What a great assist. Fatty really has you, he will never disappoint you!

He pointed to the fat man's pocket and gave him a thumbs up.

The fat man was stunned, pointed to the broken pottery bowl fragments on the ground with a smile, and gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up.

Yes, in Fatty's eyes, he and Xiao Ran are evenly matched.

Before they could continue to cherish each other, the red-haired corpse demon had already jumped over with ten steel claws erect and wrapped in a strong stench.
Chapter completed!
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