Chapter 22 Fighting the general? Teasing the general!

Xiao Ran now understands one thing: for many things, watching movies and TV shows and experiencing them personally are completely two different feelings.

For example, falling in love, hugging, kissing, and...

Really fight zombies face to face!

A giant zombie covered with red hair and exuding a foul odor leaps towards you, and a breath of death instantly envelopes you. Xiao Ran suddenly remembered that in this life, at the moment when the car accident occurred, he was also like this.

Being so small and helpless, I can only watch death rushing toward me...

Two loud shouts woke him up from his stunned stupor, and he saw Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang smashing the corpse with engineering shovels.

And Zhisha swept his arms with a "snap" and knocked the engineer shovel away very quickly. This is completely different from those kung fu zombies in Hong Kong movies. It really relies on overwhelming brute force and speed. There is no

Routines are all dead ends...

Xiao Ran didn't even have time to shout, but he saw two engineering shovels flying into the sky. Nothing on this journey followed the routine. Who knows whether the engineering shovels will directly collapse the glazed roof this time.

Fortunately, the engineer shovel was quite virtuous and did not force any drama on his part. Xiao Ran raised his flashlight to shine on the roof, and saw that the two shovels were firmly inserted into the roof and did not let the fire dragon oil flow out.

Without the equipment, Hu Bayi looked at the black donkey's hoof in his hand, then at the red-haired zombie who didn't know where his mouth was, and said: "Go to the back room first! Find an opportunity to stuff the black donkey's hoof into him!"

Okay, then as long as the fat man falls down...

So Xiao Ran watched as the fat man took the lead and ran into the back room without any obstacles, like a nimble fat loach.

What's going on?! Xiao Ran's mind was blank, so he had to run away. But he accidentally stepped on something round, and he slipped and fell to the ground.

He looked up in a daze, and it turned out that the broken sword that Yingzi was holding just now was thrown to the ground, and he happened to step on the hilt...

Hearing the howl like a night owl approaching, Xiao Ran thought of the commonly used words in laughter and tears: Oh, me...

At this time, Hu Bayi stood between him and Zisha, and kicked Zisha on the chest. Zisha didn't move at all, and his claws were only one hand away from Hu Bayi.

Xiao Ran stood up with a carp kick, and with his luck, he also kicked Zisha on the chest. Zisha was kicked back two steps, but Xiao Ran's leg felt pain, as if he had been kicked against a wall.

What kind of bullshit magical skill! I thought I could kick a red-haired rice dumpling in a circle this time and beat a prairie ground otter. Together, I was only a little better than Hu Bayi, and it hurt so damn much!

After being kicked by Xiao Ran like this, Zisha's face, which was originally facing Hu Bayi, suddenly turned towards Xiao Ran, and the black hole in the red hair spurted out a foul-smelling breath.

Xiao Ran felt miserable, why is it still me!

He ran away, but there was a corner in front of him, and the smell of corpses was chasing after him. Xiao Ran quickly squatted down instinctively, holding his head.

With a "crash", a burst of dust fell down on his head and face, and the ten steel-knife-like nails of the corpse demon were seen, forcibly scratching deep marks on the hard rammed earth tomb wall, which happened to be Xiao Ran's head.

"I still don't believe it!"

Xiao Ran jumped up suddenly and swung an uppercut upward. There was a "click", followed by the scream of the zombie and Xiao Ran's scream.

Broken, Shisha's jaw bone and Xiao Ran's little finger were both broken.

It's true that the fingers are connected to the heart, but I didn't expect it to hurt so much! Fortunately, I have this piece of garbage like Bai Jiuguo on me, so I should be able to pick it up after a night's sleep...

"Boss Xiao! Stuff him with donkey hooves!"

Xiao Ran was still covering his hands, and Zisha seemed to be stunned for a moment. Hu Bayi took the opportunity to jump on Zisha's back, hooking his arms with force, and his eyes were obviously unable to open due to the smell of corpse.

open.

Xiao Ran took out the black donkey's hoof, pointed it at the black hole of the corpse's mouth and stuffed it in. However, the corpse's jaw was broken and it couldn't hold it in. Xiao Ran could only keep pushing harder and deeper, trying to stuff it in as much as possible.

In his throat...

This scene couldn’t be more bizarre!

The corpse demon seemed to react suddenly, screamed again, and wanted to wave its arms and scratch Xiao Ran with its nails. But Xiao Ran was stuck in his arms now, and its arms could not bend, so it just carried Hu Bayi on its back.

He turned Xiao Ran around in a circle, as if dancing a thrilling three-person waltz.

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered that this was a corpse demon, not a zombie. It was not in accordance with scientific principles to use black donkey hooves on glutinous rice.

He swung the black donkey's hooves bitterly and knocked wildly on Shisha's head, cursing at the same time: "Knock you to death, you old bastard! Go to hell!"

In these few blows, he used all his strength to knock the zombie's head straight back, and there was no other movement for a while. Hu Bayi looked at Xiao Ran with shock on his face. He had no idea that the black donkey's hooves could suppress the zombie.

It can be physical usage!

Sure enough, the best way to defeat fear is to face it head-on and hit it to death! Xiao Ran suddenly calmed down, and it would be okay if he continued like this. Fatty and Yingzi should be allowed to play with bronze maces!

"Boss Xiao, get away!" Fatty's voice came from behind.

Well done, he is indeed a fat man, he really does not disappoint...Why is the horse he is holding in his hand?!

There was also Yingzi, who rushed out carrying a long stick like Fatty.

As soon as Xiao Ran lowered his head, the two of them stabbed the long spear directly on Shi Sha's neck, and Hu Bayi immediately jumped off of Shi Sha's back.

"Well done! I didn't expect you two to be so smart. I'll give you a credit when I go back..." Hu Bayi said.

After being stabbed by the two of them, Shisha took a step back, and then jumped forward. The two of them were panting and quickly raised their arms, but Yingzi was weaker after all, and was knocked to the ground by the corpse.

Hu Bayi quickly stepped up to take his place, and Fatty and he held up the corpse like a triangle, and the situation reached a deadlock for a while. But the corpse was like a perpetual motion machine, completely ignorant of fatigue, and sooner or later it would fall into a disadvantage if it continued like this.

Let’s not talk about the underground fortress of the Kwantung Army. Saving people is important!

Xiao Ran rushed to the back room, saw the rusty mace, picked it up and rushed to the main room, just in time to see Hu Bayi and the two were about to be unable to hold on, he quickly shouted: "Leave me alone!"

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When the two of them let go, he held the rod of the mace and hit the corpse like a bell, causing the corpse to fall to the ground like a straight board.

"Boss Xiao...you have so much strength..." Hu Bayi gasped and couldn't say a complete sentence.

But Shisha was really dedicated. Before he could finish speaking, he stood up again. Hu Bayi hurriedly shouted: "Aim at his head!"

There's a way out! Xiao Ran looked behind him, pointed his back towards the back room, then picked up the mace and rushed towards the corpse evil spirit.

The zombie jumped forward suddenly and pressed hard against the mace. Xiao Ran felt the tiger's mouth go numb, and took advantage of the situation to let go. As expected, the mace flew towards the back room, making a loud shattering sound.

This time it's done! Xiao Ran quickly pointed to Hu Bayi at the coffin board at the entrance of the robbery cave. Hu Bayi understood the idea attentively: "Go to the back room and get the mace back! Let's break the coffin board and go out. There are guns and dogs outside. The venue

It’s spacious, it’s better than struggling here! Boss Xiao, go ahead, Fatty and I will take the back seat!”

This... is fine, since the holes in the back are open anyway. Xiao Ran ran to the back room first, but was dumbfounded at the sight in front of him.

The mace did not break the wall of the back room, but fell to the ground and made a big hole in the floor tiles.

At this time, Hu Bayi and the others entered the back room, but the corpse evil also followed closely, blocking the way to the main room.

The fat man and Hu Ba looked at each other, then they grabbed the mace with both hands and pressed it hard on the corpse's chest. The corpse also jumped forward with all its strength, and the two of them were so deadlocked that they actually started spinning on the spot.

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It's not a problem if this goes on! How can we let the zombies knock down the back wall?

Xiao Ran suddenly thought of an idea. He took out the Jihui Pill and shook it in the direction of the corpse.

As expected, the corpse twitched its nose and turned in Xiao Ran's direction. Xiao Ran suddenly realized that this thing could be used to attract hatred at critical moments!

Hu Bayi and Fatty didn't know what happened next. They just continued to resist the zombies according to the routine before, and followed them back and forth.

For a moment, the corpse was holding a rapidly bending mace on its chest. Xiao Ran was holding Jihudan behind Hu Bayi and Fatty, guiding the corpse to aim at the back wall. The scene was very much like a street performer performing a golden gun choke.

, just put a tape recorder next to it and play "Standing like a pine, lying like a bow..."

Seeing that Hu Bayi and Fatty were almost exhausted, Xiao Ran finally found a position and hurriedly shouted to them: "Let go!"

Although the two of them didn't know what was going on, their brains had given up thinking at this time. When they heard Xiao Ran shouting, they naturally let go of their hands. Zisha pushed forward, and the mace finally did what Xiao Ran wanted.

It flew towards the back wall in a beautiful straight line.

With a "crack", a big hole was broken in the wall. Because the distance was close enough, a gap big enough for people to pass was created in one go. Xiao Ran quickly picked up the mace and used all his strength to push the corpse out five or six steps, and at the same time called out

Everyone hid in the gap.

With this guidance, we can successfully enter the next round of plot.

Xiao Ran felt exhausted mentally and physically. In the past few days, he had fought against the bastards, killed the corpse slaves, killed the Japanese, and just now he had fought against the general... or should I say, teased the general. He was not so tired from worrying about the direction of the plot.

So he secretly made up his mind: He would never be a director in this life! It was so tiring!
Chapter completed!