Chapter 5 5. Departure, "SpongeBob SquarePants"
Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at the clock on the wall. It was one o'clock, but according to the sky outside, it was one o'clock in the afternoon.
"When you get used to it, you need to buy some technological equipment." Lin Li stood up from the soft bed, rubbed his head and eyes, and murmured.
In fact, I didn't sleep very well that night. Lin Li always felt uneasy, as if he was not the owner of this house, but a thief who just stole this house.
Coupled with the light sleep I was used to in the refugee area, I woke up many times in the middle of the night.
After boiling a pot of water with a hot water kettle and making a simple lunch, Lin Li had his second decent meal in this world.
After packing up and washing the dishes, Lin Li stood up, pulled the safety chain on the door, and closed all the windows and curtains.
"October 10, A.D. 142." After recording today's time on the holographic projection outside, Lin Li wrote it on a piece of paper and put it on the bedside table.
When he walked to the closet, there were several sets of clothes in there, and they fit perfectly, as if they were tailor-made. Lin Li took the [set of clothes] he was wearing to the warehouse and put on the one in the closet.
[A set of clothes] It is a prop that can be used at any time, so it is more suitable to keep it in the warehouse for backup.
With everything ready, Lin Li took a deep breath and called up the [Departure] panel...
Wait, I forgot to use the toilet. Don’t forget this. Throughout the ages, there have been many bad things caused by the three emergencies.
…
Again.
After washing his hands carefully, Lin Li took a deep breath, and this time, he pressed the start button.
【Ding!】
The world suddenly became a vast expanse of white, with no end in sight and no dividing lines.
[The copy of "SpongeBob SquarePants" is opened. 】
Red font appears in front of you.
[Due to the world attribute settings, a set of [Unscientific Diving Suit] is given as a gift, which has been worn by default and will be destroyed after the copy is completed. 】
[Unscientific diving suit: It is enough to support the host's survival needs under any water pressure for five days. It is very stable and strong, difficult to be destroyed, and makes the host lose its eating and excretion instincts while wearing it. 】
【Transmission has started, I wish you a pleasant journey.】
The rich white color began to flow, and Lin Li felt dizzy.
——
Smelling a strange smell, Lin Li felt vaguely nauseous and uncomfortable.
Frowning, Lin Li opened his eyes.
The smell was no longer important. Lin Li's eyes widened and he placed his hands on the glass protective cover, admiring the scenery in front of him.
On the blue sea above our heads, ribbons of various colors like stars are fixed in the sky. They are like the rays of sunlight falling from above, but they are not dazzling. Even if you look directly at them, you will not feel uncomfortable.
The yellow land is occasionally scattered with purple corals. Sometimes bubbles will bubble up from the ground, rise into the sky, and finally disappear from sight.
There are miniature shells, like flying birds, opening and closing their mouths and wandering through the air.
The painting style is exactly the same as what I remember when I was a child, which makes me nostalgic.
Lin Li lowered his head and began to check himself. He was still wearing the one he brought out from the room. The diving suit given by the system did not seem to be on him.
So it is a BUFF type of equipment?
Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the grassy land, and Lin Li realized that although he was not wearing a diving suit, there was no water around him, and he could even breathe heavily.
Turning around suddenly and looking up, Lin Li looked around.
A huge oak house stands in the center of the grassland, with picnic tables and chairs scattered around it, as well as a squirrel's running wheel.
This is...Sandy's home!
The familiar scenery and layout immediately made Lin Li realize where he was.
And the glass cover that I was holding up just now is the wall of Sandy's house!
Lin Li called up the task panel.
【Task:
[Dungeon Completion Requirements: Pull the Curtain of This Ridiculous Story]
[Main mission (1/3): Obtain the secret recipe for delicious crab pot]
[Task Tip: Mr. Crab]
[Task reward: [Delicious Crab Burger]*1]
[Delicious Crab Pot: After eating, a permanent buff will appear randomly. 】
"..."
Lin Li fell into silence while looking at the task.
Are you really coming?
Really tell yourself that your main mission is to obtain the secret recipe for delicious crab pot?! Is this reasonable?
So now, should I find the ruffian boss as an ally?
Lin Li slapped his forehead with his hand, his face full of trouble and headache. What the Ruffian Boss hadn't gotten in hundreds of episodes, he needed to get in a short time.
Judging from the system prompts before departure, the diving suit on your body can only support you to survive on the seabed for five days, so it can be considered that your limited time in this instance is only five days.
Looking at the panel, this is the first of three main tasks.
I don’t know what the next two tasks are.
It's just that... this copy completes the requirements and is an independent part, so maybe as long as you complete this, you can leave this world.
But "pull down the curtain on this ridiculous story" is too metaphysical, and there is no complete idea at all.
Lin Li suddenly discovered that a small box appeared in the lower left corner of his sight.
[Absurdity level: 10%]
"Mission progress bar?" Lin Li rubbed his chin and speculated.
"Is it possible to increase the progress by triggering the ridiculous plots in "SpongeBob SquarePants" that are only found in anime but never appear in reality, and can leave when it reaches 100?"
"Hmph hum~ hum hum~ little Huahua, grow up quickly~"
The sudden hum of a song and the sound of water rushing not far away interrupted Lin Li's thinking and attracted his attention.
Following the direction of the sound, Lin Li walked towards the back of the tree house.
First there was a small flower bed, which was being washed away by the water column at the moment.
The source of the humming sound was facing away from Lin Li at the moment.
The huge tan tail was swaying from side to side as the owner hummed. The upper body had a purple bra ribbon, and the lower body was a corresponding purple miniskirt. Under the skirt, there was a yellow... something similar to a diaper.
It may be a very sexy outfit, but Lin Li didn't feel any trouble at all and didn't think there was anything wrong with watching such a scene.
After all, this is a squirrel! Humans can't, at least not...
There is no doubt that the figure in front of you is the owner of this tree house, Sandy.
Lin Li compared his height with Sandy's. He was slightly taller than her. Lin Li estimated that he was about 16 centimeters now.
An idle UP owner at Station B once calculated that the rough height of the characters in "SpongeBob SquarePants" is that SpongeBob SquarePants is about ten centimeters, Patrick is fifteen centimeters, and Sandy is fourteen centimeters without a space suit.
centimeter……
"Sandy?" After hesitating for a moment, Lin Li spoke to Sandy's back.
"What's wrong?" Sandy slowly turned her head, her two huge teeth shining in the light.
The two people looked at each other.
Then...
"ah!!!!!!"
Chapter completed!