Chapter 6 6. I’m from Texas
"ah!!!!!!"
Lin Li felt that his eardrums were about to be torn, and he covered his ears in pain.
Just as he was about to explain, Lin Li glanced at Sandy and then silently closed his eyes.
As we all know, in "SpongeBob SquarePants", characters sometimes become real entities when they are frightened.
And sometimes when doing close-ups, we not only zoom in, but also adopt a realistic style of painting.
The episode where SpongeBob stuck on a wooden board and stabbed him was once a shadow of Lin Li's childhood.
And now, Sandy...she has lost her cartoon style and has become a realistic real squirrel.
But the problem is... this is a 'giant' squirrel, as tall as my chin, and the picture is quite scary.
"Calm down, Sandy, calm down!" Lin Li could only try his best to put on a friendly attitude, and kept backing away to show that he had no ill intentions, and said loudly.
Sandy turned back into Sandy and gasped for air.
"Huh~" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Sandy picked up the water pipe in her hand, poured a little water into her mouth, swallowed it, and burped with satisfaction, looking comfortable and natural, and then...
"ah!!!!!!"
She screamed again.
Got it, it was a common "intermission" in animation.
Fortunately, she had no neighbors, otherwise Lin Li felt that she would have been arrested by now.
"..."
With a look of helplessness on his face, Lin Li decided not to do anything else, and directly chose to sit on the grass, and began to compose his draft in his mind.
It seems that this system does not assign an identity to itself, but inserts itself into this world abruptly.
You didn't tell me earlier!
"You are! Who are you! Tell me your name, otherwise I will be rude to you!"
Sandy finally stopped screaming and could communicate again. At this moment, she was holding a water pipe and facing Lin Li, looking like she was going to shoot him if there was any disagreement.
"Hello Sandy, my name is Lin Li. As you can see, I am a human being." Lin Li raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and said to Sandy in as gentle a voice as possible.
"How did you get into my house?!" Sandy did not relax her vigilance and continued to point the water gun at Lin Li.
"Do you know Texas? I'm from there." After thinking for half a second, Lin Li said.
Texas is Sandy's home on land. Lin Li's purpose is simple - when fellow villagers meet fellow villagers, they will burst into tears and get close to each other.
"Texas?" Sandy slowly put down the water gun, her expression revealing memories, but after only a moment, she immediately raised her voice and pointed it at Lin Li, "No way, people from Texas are not like that.
You are like this."
"I'm not a native of Texas, but I moved there and have been living there for more than ten years."
Sandy's criterion for discrimination should be based on race, so Lin Li told lies with his eyes open.
"What evidence do you have?" Sandy continued to ask.
"Texas is in the south of the United States. The people there are cowboys. Everyone can ride a horse. There are cattle and pastures everywhere. We are very wild.
By the way, does it count that I can also sing? Rodeu, rodeu, yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo——"
Lin Li insisted on talking nonsense.
The first half is his stereotype of Texas - just like Mongolians all live in yurts, Cantonese people must eat Fujianese appetizers before meals.
The second half is a song that Sandy once sang in an episode of "SpongeBob SquarePants".
But so long ago, Lin Li could only remember the beginning of it.
The more he talked, the less confident he became. In the end, Lin Li didn't dare to look up.
After the singing ended, the scene fell into silence, and Lin Li silently waited for the trial.
There was no sound for a long time, and I felt like there were ants crawling all over my body. I had to raise my head and think about whether I should say something else real:
"Well actually I..."
Lin Li paused as he saw Sandy in front of him, tears welling up in his eyes.
"You are really a human from Texas!" She dropped the water pipe, stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's hand, saying with a cry in her voice.
"Actually, I...ah - ah, right, right, I didn't lie to you, I just lied to you for what purpose." Lin Li scratched his head in embarrassment as the turn was a bit abrupt.
"How did you get here? Also, aren't you all that tall? Why are you only this tall?"
Sandy wiped away her tears of emotion, gestured to the sky, and asked a series of questions.
"It's like this," Lin Li took a deep breath and continued talking, "our scientists in Texas are very interested in the underwater world.
They have developed a teleportation machine that will automatically teleport to a place where we can not only survive, but also help our partners, and the body size will also automatically scale."
Such a ridiculous reason... but Sandy listened very seriously.
After all, she is also a scientist who can invent many outrageous props - such as disappearing rays and recovery rays.
"I see, then you can understand why you came here." She even said with great approval, "I will definitely help the people in my hometown."
"Then how do you know my name?" Sandy asked again.
"I know your name because we are in Texas. Who doesn't know Sandy, a famous scientist and inventor, the pride of Texas! We are all thinking about whether to have an honorary mayor for you.
Taken..."
Lin Li said a series of rainbow farts without blushing and his heart not beating.
Sandy's eyes had turned into star eyes, and a bubble popped up from her head - Lin Li could intuitively see the content inside the bubble:
Sandy became the mayor and was parading on a float, accepting the flowers thrown by all the people, and finally wearing the badge representing the honorary mayor amidst fierce climactic cheers.
Good guy, can thoughts be seen? Lin Li quickly raised his head, but fortunately, there was no one above his head.
It should only appear when this kind of fantasy plot occurs.
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the box in the lower right corner. Nothing had changed.
[Absurdity level: 10%]
The previous speculation seems to be wrong.
"Sandy, Sandy?" Seeing that the other party was still immersed in fantasy and unable to extricate himself, Lin Li waved his hand in front of her and reminded her.
Sandy didn't respond, obviously still immersed in fantasy.
Lin Li hesitated for a while, then stretched out his little finger to poke the fantasy on top of Sandy's head.
"Bo!"
——The fantasy bubble was actually popped by Lin Li.
"What, what's wrong!" Sandy suddenly came to her senses and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, "Do you need anything, Lin Li? As long as I can do it, I will definitely help you!"
The speech was very solemn.
Just wait for this sentence.
"This is called Bikini Castle, right?" Lin Li retracted his little finger and asked.
"Yes, that's right."
"Then can you take me around here first and get to know your friends?" Lin Li stated his purpose.
The most important thing is to follow the steps of the main mission first, get close to Mr. Crab, and see if you can get the formula.
"Of course! When?"
"Is now okay?"
"No problem, let's set off!"
When I can comment, I will dub the classic lines
Chapter completed!