As soon as I walked to the door of the office, Xiao Keming suddenly pulled me mysteriously and said, "By the way, let's go out quietly later, go straight downstairs and drive to Zhuhai, so as not to disturb those friends."

I was stunned and asked why? Lao Xiao blinked and said, just listen to me.

So he and I tiptoed to the parking lot like thieves. Lao Xiao stepped on the accelerator, and the car sped out. I knew that this guy had always been aggressive in driving, and always insisted on letting Lu Zuo or the financial manager from their firm.

Driving for four would be much safer. Seeing his speed, I thought to myself that he was on a pirate ship now!

Dongguan is not far from Zhuhai, only a 2-hour drive. This small car roared along the highway. Ever since Lu Zuo went to Zhuhai to meditate on writing a book, we best friends would visit him from time to time. The road was quite pleasant.

Familiar.

But unexpectedly, half way through the car, a few pieces of bird droppings suddenly fell on the windshield. I was about to say whose bird this was, so uncultured, but I saw Lao Xiao's face suddenly turned livid, and he accelerated, and the car

Breaking through 180 yards in an instant.

I said you are crazy. You are speeding 50% over the speed limit. According to the new traffic regulations, all your points will be deducted and you will be fined to death...

Lao Xiao suddenly said: "The enemy is in front of us, it's more important to escape, why do we care about the score?"

I suddenly became nervous, what kind of rhythm is this? The Ghost Festival has not yet come, and there are such powerful ghosts, making people like Lao Xiao who are accustomed to wind and rain so scared? Suddenly, I understood and laughed loudly:

"What kind of enemy? Is the Lord coming?"

Sure enough, a loud yell came from the roof of the car: "You little bastard, you want to leave us alone, don't you? Silly Boy! If you don't stop, sir, I will pull a bunch of strong acid and turn your car into a convertible!"

"

After hearing this, Lao Xiao could only sigh, slow down the car, and stop on the emergency parking strip.

As soon as I got out of the car, I saw an extremely fat budgerigar, with two iron claws tightly grabbing the luggage rack on the roof of the car. Looking at this posture, if I hadn't stopped just now, the car would be pulled into the sky by this thing.

I have long been trained by this bird to be very well-behaved. When I saw its majestic Niu Boi standing coaxingly on the roof of the car, I quickly nodded and bowed and said with a playful smile: "Bless the tiger cat, I wish you well..."

This parrot named Mr. Tiger Cat glanced at me, turned to Xiao Keming and said: "Look at Lin You, he knows how to respect the old and love the young. You kid, you haven't put up the roof for three days, and you said, you are like this

Speeding around in a car, is it because I didn’t give the girl any money last night, and I was chased for ten streets and had to run away as fast as I could?”

After hearing this, Xiao Keming looked like he could not be insulted, and said: "Sir, what are you talking about? I, Xiao Keming, will never default on the money spent on drinks. That's a bastard's job..."

The tiger cat looked at Xiao Keming with squinted eyes for a while, then suddenly shouted: "Daughter-in-law! You little demon girl! Fatty, beat me to death!"

Xiao Keming was startled, and when he was about to turn around, his expression suddenly relaxed, showing an expression of pain and relief. Needless to say, he must have been drilled into the valley by Fatty.

Then a pure, sweet and well-behaved watermelon-headed lolita and the hot-tempered little demon girl pounced on him, pulling his hair and clothes, giving Lao Xiao a severe lesson.

I didn't know why, so I asked: "Sir, why is this? Even our good Duoduo is so cruel. Could it be that Lao Xiao accidentally broke the Durex when he was refining his heart in the mortal world last night? Are you here to do that?

Does the girl seek justice..."

Xiao Keming was pestered by three friends. He stretched out his hand towards me and said angrily: "Lin You...your sister..."

The tiger cat pretended to be angry and said, "Ask yourself what this stupid Boy is thinking about! That's it, it's almost time. Everyone is getting in the car quickly. Lin You, you drive!"

After listening to the adult's instructions, I hurriedly ran to the driver's seat. Over there, the miserable old Xiao was dragged into the back seat by his friends. The tiger cat rolled on the passenger seat, stretched his wings comfortably, and said:

"Sir, I just flew at high speed for a while. I'm tired. Call me when you get to Little Poison!"

In this way, we arrived in Zhuhai in a noisy way. After twists and turns, we arrived at a quiet place. All the friends got out of the car, and Xiguatou Duoduo took the lead and rushed to smash the door.

Xiao Keming, however, took out a large box from the trunk without any panic and carried it to the door.

A young man who was handsome but looked like he had suffered a lot of vicissitudes of life opened the door. Duoduo floated up and plunged into his arms.

The young man looked at us and asked in surprise: "Why are you all here?" Then he turned to Xiao Keming and said: "What are you talking about?"

Before Xiao Keming could speak, the tiger cat already shouted: "Birthday cake! You little poison, today is your birthday, and you don't even remember it? Are you stupid to write a book? Well, today is your birthday, sir.

Stop scolding Silly Boy!" After saying that, he flew to the young man's shoulder and landed, pointing at Xiao Keming and said: "This bastard secretly bought you a cake, called Lin You and ran away, trying to get us all together.

You fell into an unkind and unjust situation, making it seem like we all forgot your birthday. Your sister!"

I suddenly realized that Xiao Keming said that Lu Zuo called him, and he suddenly remembered something: today is August 20, Lu Zuo’s birthday! I watched several friends pulling Xiao Keming and laughing.

The fight continued, and I felt the affection between them and my deep friendship for Lu Zuo.

Lao Xiao was almost knocked out of his bun by the little demon. He smiled bitterly and said, "I know they won't forget it. Isn't this because I want to be one step ahead of them and watch their fun? Yes, I am so clever that I am fooled by my cleverness."

That young man was Lu Zuo. At this moment, he smiled very comfortably and warmly, and said, "Why are you still standing? Come in quickly!" I smiled at Lu Zuo, and he patted me on the shoulder and said, "You

You're here too, how are you doing? How is the guy in your freezer?"

I nodded and said, "Everything is fine. Look, it's great to have so many friends celebrating your birthday with you."

Lu Zuo also nodded, and I caught a glimpse of his eyes, which seemed a little moist.

Soon, a table of steaming meals was served, and the glasses were filled with fine wine. Of course, Lu Zuo was not struggling alone, there was also a virtuous girl struggling in the kitchen.

The tiger cat ate tea leaves and melon seeds, and said slowly: "Little Poison, how is your book? When will you show it to us? Let me tell you, if you write about me as a little bit obscene, you will

Believe it or not, I am flying all over your house?"

Lu Zuo pointed to a brand new desktop all-in-one computer and said: "We have already written the story of our trip to Tibet! Hehe, Master Fat Hen, do you still remember your successor, Luo Feiyu?"

The tiger cat's eyes widened in anger and he said: "You are just a fat hen, your family is a whole village... Well, it's your birthday today, so I'll spare you!"

Duoduo floated over, hugged Lu Zuo's neck and said, "Brother Lu Zuo, Duoduo still remembers that time you almost left Duoduo behind!"

Lu Zuo touched Duoduo's little hand and said, "Okay, Duoduo is the best and will never abandon you!"

Xiao Keming smiled and said: "Now Duoduo can run under the sun, little poison, this has been your long-cherished wish!"

Lu Zuo smiled and nodded. The little demon girl answered: "Hey, stinky Lu Zuo, you have written me in a rude manner, and I won't do it! By the way, you haven't given a name to your book yet?"

Lu Zuo smiled and said: "It's already started. It's called "The Story of Miao Border". What do you think?"

"Story?" I said aside, "This doesn't seem to reflect the essence of this book!"

"Oh? Lin You, what do you think?" Lu Zuo turned to me with a smile and said.

Xiao Keming slapped his thigh, pointed at the fat insects flying in the air and said: "Why don't we just change the word and call it "Miao Border Gu Shi"!"

Lu Zuo clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Let's vote. Those who agree will raise their hands!"

Five hands, plus one wing, were raised high. There was only a fat insect with no hands, and it was chirping anxiously beside it.

I smiled and said: "I declare in the name of the law that this vote is true and valid and passed! This book is called "Miao Xian Gu Shi"!"

Master Tiger Cat said: "The title of this book is good, but, little poison, this book is about real people and real events. You wouldn't want to publish it using your real name, would you?"

"That's true," I said, "Lu Zuo, you should give me a pen name."

"He has already thought about this!" A beautiful female voice sounded. We turned around and saw that it was Lu Zuo's fiancée who was walking over with a pot of duck, ham, and bamboo shoots.

"Hey? What's it called?" Except for the smiling Lu Zuo, we all asked in unison.

The beautiful girl smiled and said: "My name is Nanwu Kasaya Rico Buddha. I heard him murmuring this name all night yesterday and I almost laughed! This is a good name, hehe!"

We all applauded together, saying that the name was creative and exciting, and it was difficult to think about it. When the book comes out, it will be a book for each person. Even if Fatty is illiterate, he will get a copy.

Xiao Keming smiled and said: "Lu Zuo, oh, no, Comrade Xiao Fo, Sister Fo is so virtuous, when will we get married?"

Lu Zuo and his fiancée both blushed with embarrassment, and everyone laughed again.

The little demon said angrily: "Okay! Let's eat! I'm so hungry! Oh, cut the cake. Cut the cake. We have followed Lu Zuo for so many years. There have been so many thrilling things, but we haven't even eaten the cake a few times.

!”

Xiao Keming raised his glass and said, "Come, let's drink to Lu Zuo's birthday!"

The little demon raised his wine glass and said, "For stinking Lu Zuo!"

Duoduo also raised her wine glass in a cute manner and said, "For brother Lu Zuo!"

The tiger cat struggled to hold the wine glass with the hardest feathers on its wings and said, "It's a little poison!"

The Buddha's sister-in-law raised her wine glass and said, "For Nawu Kasaya, I will practice Buddhism!"

I was looking at the old duck and dried bamboo shoots in a pot with salivation, when I saw everyone standing up, I quickly raised my glass and said: "For the Miao border! Ah!"

Amidst my screams, everyone discovered that the fat bug had actually got into my wine glass, sucked up the wine, and was burping drunkenly...

We all laughed and clinked our wine glasses together.

(Full text ends)

Happy birthday to Comrade Lu Zuo!
Chapter completed!