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The little devil's gift made Wang Chaoyang dumbfounded. Only this girl could come up with such an ingenious idea!

"What, you don't like it?" the little devil asked naughtily.

"I like it, I like it very much!" Wang Chaoyang put the small note away like a treasure. Without saying anything else, he just ran to it forever. He also had to treasure it!

The little devil smiled, clasping his hands behind his back, and then, like a magic trick, he conjured up another small cake, "Well, don't say I'm stingy, I also have a physical manifestation!"

As she spoke, she placed the small cake on the coffee table and lit the candles in a decent manner.

Wang Chaoyang's mood was so complicated, it was a mixture of joy and sorrow! The good thing was that she finally remembered his birthday, but the sad thing was that her cake was too small, wasn't it? It wasn't even as big as his palm!

This girl is a goddess in front of strangers, a bitch in front of her friends, a senior rotten girl in front of her best friends, a little troublemaker in front of her family, and in front of him... she is synonymous with stupidity!

Such a small cake is not enough to fit between his teeth. How can he be willing to eat it?

The little devil glanced at him and explained, "Don't underestimate this cake, I made it myself!"

And she took a big risk!

Ahem, yes, she sneaked into Niu'er's cake shop and made this secretly.

Everyone in the compound knew that today was his birthday, and they went back to celebrate together. If she made a cake for him in a big way, everyone would know about it, but... she really couldn't show off her craftsmanship!

So, she had to do it secretly, her time was limited, and in order not to be discovered by anyone, she could only make a small one, because if she made a big one, there would be less materials. Then she would not be discovered, how embarrassing would it be?

Moreover, being small has its advantages. The cake is small in size and has less paste, so it won’t be too bitter to eat!

As for the appearance, it can be ignored.

Although it is only as big as a palm, it is indeed a cake, and she made it herself!

Wang Chaoyang probably understood what the little devil was thinking. Forget it, just forgive this idiot!

However, this cake was too small. He couldn't eat it all at once. He had to let it survive for a while, so as to comfort his empty soul!

"Xinxin, can we eat the cake later?" He was really reluctant to part with it!

The little devil didn't know that Wang Chaoyang was reluctant to eat, and thought he was waiting to make a wish. She lit the candle, clapped her hands, and sang the birthday song generously, "happy birthday to you..."

"..." Wang Chaoyang's head was covered with black lines.

What a sin, why is this girl so ignorant of style? She made this cake with her own hands, doesn't he want to keep it for a while?

"What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and make a wish!" the little devil urged.

"Make a wish?" Wang Chaoyang couldn't think of anything at the moment.

The little devil volunteered and said on his behalf, "The money in the wallet, I wish you love each other and have more babies!"

"..." Wang Chaoyang collapsed. She even thought about using the money in her wallet to have more babies. Why didn't she think about him as a living person? Although it was a little early to give birth to a baby, but... but give him some meat to eat.

That’s good too!

Major Wang touched the condom in his trousers pocket and felt an internal injury.

The little devil narrowed his beautiful eyes, noticing something was wrong with him, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing..." Wang Chaoyang looked depressed.

How can the little devil be so easy to fool, "What's going on?"

"Nothing." Wang Chaoyang still shook his head, but his tone was plaintive, asking for something and why he was dissatisfied!

The little devil became anxious, slapped his thigh, and warned, "Wang Chaoyang! Man, you have to act like a man, be neat, have fun, don't be coy, mother-in-law! I'll give you another chance! Say it, or don't say it.

?”

Wang Chaoyang's expression was slightly distorted, as if he was speechless, and he consulted, "I told you, don't be angry!"

"I'm only angry if you don't tell me!"

"Then did I really say that?" he reminded her at last.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly! If you have anything to say, let it go!" The little devil was anxious to death.

Wang Chaoyang still didn't say anything, he took action directly!

Gritting his teeth, he grabbed the little devil's hand and pressed it somewhere on his body with a desperate attitude.

The little devil didn't expect that he would make such a move, and he was caught off guard. The palm of his hand felt warm, and it felt soft at first, then hard again...

Three seconds later, an earth-shattering scream erupted in the room, "Ah... Wang Chaoyang, you slut! Go to hell... um... let me go... what are you doing? Ah... ah..."

The little devil's voice became smaller and weaker, while Wang Chaoyang kept his mouth tightly closed, but he groaned more and more. His handsome face was flushed, and his expression was tense, as if he was in pain, but also as if he was enjoying himself.

Look.

After a long while, he finally roared and was liberated.

The little devil looked at his wet palms and blushed, "Wang Chaoyang, I'm going to kill you!"

"Death without regrets." The man said with a proud expression.

"..." For the first time in his life, the little devil was so angry that he had nothing to say, and his face was so red that it was almost dripping with water.

Wang Chaoyang took out some paper towels, wiped off the burn on her hands, and then put the little devil into his arms lovingly.

The little devil was so embarrassed that he couldn't even lift his head. She actually... actually helped him...

"Honey, I've given up my innocence to you, you have to be responsible for me!" Wang Chaoyang got an advantage and behaved well.

The little devil gritted his teeth and pinched him hard, "Who is your wife?"

Wang Chaoyang smiled, "Of course it's you, the mother of my future child!"

The little devil's face turned red and he was speechless again with embarrassment.

"Honey, are you satisfied with my size?" Wang Chaoyang continued to tease me without fear of death.

"Go away——" The little devil finally got mad.

Wang Chaoyang quickly surrendered, put away his joking expression, kissed the top of her hair, and asked gently, "Xinxin, do you think it's better for us to have a son or a daughter in the future?"

Little Devil: "Of course it's a daughter. You won't be happy having a son."

Wang Chaoyang: "Why?"

Little Devil: "When you give birth to a daughter, her father will love her when she is a child, her husband will love her when she grows up, and her son will love her when she is old. If you give birth to a son, he will listen to his mother when he is a child, his wife when he grows up, and his daughter when he is old."

Wang Chaoyang: "Are you talking about me?"

Little Devil: "Aren't you happy?"

Wang Chaoyang: "..."

I understand, she is taking revenge on him! Just because he asked her to help him with something, she is going to buy out the next few decades. Not only does she bully him, but she also drags her future daughter into the same thing.

Battlefront!

The little devil calmed down for a while and finally regained her fighting strength. The first thing she had to do was drag someone into the bathroom and make him reflect on the toilet!

"You are not allowed to come out without my order!" she ordered domineeringly.

Wang Chaoyang was greedy for a moment of pleasure, but he suffered retribution. This is the saying that extreme happiness leads to sorrow.

More than an hour later, Wang Chaoyang heard the little devil laughing loudly while watching TV in the living room. He felt that her anger was almost gone, so he walked out sarcastically.

The little devil rolled his eyelids and asked arrogantly, "Did I let you come out?"

"I have already reflected on myself!" Wang Chaoyang raised his hands and swore.

The little devil looked at the time and said, "Can you reflect on it so soon?"

"Yes, and it's very profound!" Wang Chaoyang reached out and handed over a piece of paper.

"What is this?" the little devil fox asked.

"I just wrote the self-examination letter lying on the window sill in the bathroom. I deeply analyzed my bad behavior. It is more than a thousand words!" Wang Chaoyang acted very realistically.

Review letter?

The little devil raised his eyebrows and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily, "Bring it to me and let me have a look. How do you like your writing?"

"Yes, please approve it from my wife!" Wang Chaoyang offered it with both hands.

The little devil was originally sitting cross-legged on the sofa. Seeing how he was groveling and handing over the confession, she immediately adjusted her posture to a more imposing posture and reached out to take it.

The review was written with...well, toilet paper, but the quality of the paper was pretty good. As for the handwriting, it was written with an eyebrow pencil that she wouldn't use once a year, but his handwriting was pretty good.

As for the content, it’s as follows——

Dear girlfriend:

In compliance with your wishes, I spent an hour, twelve minutes and nine seconds in front of the wall in the bathroom, without slacking off, drinking water, or smoking. The above facts are absolutely true. If you have any doubts, you can go to the scene to investigate.

, if I tell half a lie, I am willing to work for you for the rest of my life.

I am attaching my review report. If anything is wrong, feel free to raise your doubts and we can discuss it carefully.

We live together, oh, no, the time we live together is not short. During this time, I think Miss Lou Xinxin is a beautiful, kind, smart, cute, and rare good girl. However, as my boyfriend, I behave frivolously.

, his attitude is arrogant, and there are indeed many things he does that are questionable.

The following is my detailed analysis of my bad behavior, please read it:
To be continued...
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