First, what happened today is that I was wrong. Although the cake you made was a bit small, the bottom of the plate was a bit mushy, and the buttercream was a bit thick, if you didn't tell me I wouldn't have been able to tell that it was a cake. However, despite the flaws, it was a cake after all.

You made it with your own hands. I shouldn't have hesitated for a long time and refused to take a bite. In fact, I was so hesitant because I was hiding my jealousy. If I made it, it would definitely not be as good as you.

Secondly, I recalled the situation when we were watching a movie during the day. You said you liked Brad Pitt. I shouldn’t have said so blindly that I liked Angelina Jolie, which made you almost fall out with me in public. I thought back.

I think there is something wrong with my answer. I think back when we were watching "Friends" together, we both liked Jennifer Aniston. She was also Brad Pitt's ex-wife. How could I react so suddenly?

Come here to support Angelina Jolie. You must suspect that I will make that kind of principled mistake in the future. I really deserve the glare from you.

Third, I should have stopped you in every possible way when you went to the bathroom in the middle of the movie. It was because I was not firm enough that you found the wrong seat when you came back and sat next to an older man who was not half as handsome as me.

It made him think that you were interested in him. Just when you were about to explain to him, he said: I'm sorry, miss, I'm gay.

Fourth, when we went to the night market in the evening, you wanted to eat octopus balls, and the lady boss said two skewers for five yuan. I was about to pay, but you bargained with others and said whether you could sell three for ten yuan? This is all

Blame it on me, I paid too slowly!

Fifth, you bought a wig and asked me if it looked good. I said it looked good and you were very happy. You asked for further confirmation and I said it was okay. You asked me if it looked good and I said it was okay, which made you very disappointed. This made you very disappointed.

It's my fault. If I encounter similar problems in the future, my answer will definitely be based on the first time.

Sixth, we went to take a photo shoot, and you wanted to take the photo alone. You also said that you would save the photo for the graduation party and give it to your classmates, including the male classmates of course. I shouldn't be so petty, and I shouldn't barge into your camera.

Your single photo became a double photo. But having said that, I think the backgrounds you chose are really not suitable for taking a photo of one person. The frame is too big and there is too much white space. It is suitable for the two of us to take a photo together. After all, my face is bigger.

, enough to hold up the scene.

Seventh, you took a fancy to a pair of shoes at the night market. I told you that the quality was not good and I wouldn’t let you buy it. I would go to Wangfujing to buy you a better pair another day. You accused me that you had bought several pairs of insoles yourself, and your feet were not covered with them.

I’m stepping on shoes and insoles. Is it not enough for me to just step on one pair of shoes? Are your feet nobler than mine? Of course not, my feet are the smelliest, otherwise you wouldn’t take off my socks every time

Throw it in the trash can.

Eighth, before we went home, I went to a convenience store. When I came out, you asked me what I bought and I said cigarettes. In fact, I lied. I haven’t smoked for a long time because smoking is harmful to health and second-hand smoke.

It’s even more harmful. For myself and for you, I have made up my mind to quit! And the most important thing is that smoking also has an impact on the next generation. Well, I actually bought a box of Durex.

Ninth, this question is continued. If you insist on minding what just happened, then I can change my mind. The main reason why I bought a condom is not for that or that. I just want to remind myself that it is for the health of our daughter in a few years.

For my own sake, I have to be always prepared. When I see a condom, I have to think about quitting smoking. Are you satisfied with this?

To sum up, Miss Lou Xinxin is a just and kind-hearted girl. I hope you can forgive me this time. I will be lenient if I confess, but I will be lenient if I refuse to be strict. Please give me another chance to be a new person for the sake of my careful self-examination.

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However, in order for our tree of love to thrive, flourish, and bear fruit one day in the future, I would like to make a few small suggestions by the way:

First, don’t always drool over the handsome guys in TV movies or comic books. If you really want to see them, you can come to me. Although I may not be as handsome as them, at least I can see and touch them.

Don't you think it feels better this way?

Moreover, a man may not necessarily be handsome, but he must be kind-hearted. A man may not necessarily be romantic, but he must be loyal. A man may not necessarily be rich, but he must work hard. A man who is not handsome, not romantic, and extremely poor can be kind at the same time.

, a loyal and hard-working man. The key is whether you look at people's shortcomings or appreciate people's advantages. Only when you see the positive energy in people's hearts will your life be happier. Of course, I am a bit handsome, and I also know how to be romantic.

Not too poor to make a jingle.

Secondly, when eating, you always think that I eat too little, but when taking pictures, you think that I am fat. My dear, this really makes me embarrassed and even entangled.

Third, don’t always ask me some brain-teaser questions. Such tricky and weird questions will confuse my logic.

Fourth, don’t tell me jokes when I’m watching a gun fight movie, and you can’t do it without laughing.

Fifth and last point, this is a very serious problem. Although the military training is not over yet, we are usually instructors and students in school, but sometimes I also want to create some romance for you. For example, three days ago, I

I sent you a text message from an unfamiliar mobile phone number, asking you to meet under the third tree on the playground at xx on the evening of xx, xx. I was waiting under the tree elegantly, and then you came, followed by a group of people.

The moonlight was bright and clear. Before you could see the figure under the tree clearly, you shouted: Who wrote the challenge? My romantic cells were instantly shattered.

Dear girlfriend, please take note of the above points.

Next, in order to express my sincerity, I specially offer you some gifts:

1 is my QQ password, xxxxxxxx.

2 is my bank card password, xxxxxx.

3Put your photo on the phone screen.

4 allows you to check my phone at any time.

5 From now on, you are allowed to put your hands in my clothes no matter how cold the weather is.

Finally, my dear beauty, for the sake of my birthday today, you have a lot of money and don’t argue with me, okay? If you agree, all the babies born with the money in my wallet will be born in the future.

Be yours!

ps Friendly reminder: I just found a Xiaoqiang in the bathroom, and I have decisively eliminated it. If you find that there are still others when you take a shower later, please call my name immediately (free of charge), and I will call you first

Rush to the scene as soon as possible and serve you wholeheartedly.

After reading Wang Chaoyang's so-called self-reflection, the little devil was rolling with joy and almost fell off the sofa.

"Okay, I forgive you!" She laughed until her stomach hurt.
Chapter completed!