Chapter 222 The old trick of pretending to be a fool
Chapter 222 The old trick of pretending to be stupid and deceiving others
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 222 The old trick of pretending to be stupid and deceiving others
Although Cao Yu's ability to pretend to be stupid is not his unique secret, it is also his strength! You can divide the state of pretending to be stupid into several levels based on flattery! But the same thing remains true, and flattery must be grasped at all times.
The timing of taking pictures and looking at them. If you are just preoccupied with taking pictures but don’t have a good eye, you will take a picture of the horse’s hooves if you are not paying attention; if you are preoccupied with looking and forget to take pictures, then isn’t that just making fun of you!
Don't think that pretending to be stupid means you have to look stupid. According to the realm classification theory, isn't it very low to pretend to be stupid? In fact, pretending to be stupid is the same as flattering. Those who pretend to be stupid to make themselves look smart can deceive others.
!So you have to be careful when pretending to be stupid, and find a balance between pretending to be honest and being clever.
The highest level of pretending to be stupid is to make everyone think you are very smart, but in fact you are just pretending to be stupid! There is a saying that if you are too smart, you will look a bit stupid! If you can't understand this, then that's it.
It's normal, because no one would believe that a person who looks smart can be a fool. The only reasonable explanation is that he is pretending to be stupid, and he is acting smart just to deceive you!
Now do you understand what I mean? After understanding this, close your eyes and think about it, then open your eyes again and take a closer look at the people around you. Do they look different from just now?
Are there hidden shadows of those seemingly smart people I mentioned? In a daze, it seems that there are quite a few...
At least Cao Yu is such a weirdo. He can perfectly mix pretending to be stupid and lying, thus producing a large number of indescribable mixtures, not compounds. The difference between them lies in whether the mind and spirit are one, or the appearance is separate.
, the words are also shocking. One is, wow, this thing is so beautiful and pure! The other is, gosh, how can this bowl of mixed soup still look like this?
Things that are too unexpected are probably just to ruin your outlook on life. This stew of various meats and vegetables in one pot is probably boiled with some water. As long as you eat it and it tastes so good, you should be thankful.
Don’t think too much about it! If you want to fish out a treasure from this offal soup, do you think it’s possible? Isn’t this called overthinking? That’s playing hooliganism!
If you think this trick of pretending to be stupid is too old-fashioned, you have already been fooled by him. The tricks scammers are playing now are all old tricks and deceptions that have a long history and are taught by word of mouth and passed down from generation to generation.
The basic trick is to stimulate your intelligence and make you feel that you are very smart, but he must be stupider than you. If you say he is pretending to be stupid, isn't he just pretending to be stupid?
Does what I say sound familiar to you? Do those garish words make you have many beautiful associations? Every liar will tell you stories that can only be found in fairy tales! The deception itself
It is just telling fairy tales, so once you hear someone tell a story that is like a fairy tale, making you yearn for it and giving rise to many beautiful reveries for no reason, then you must be careful!
What age do you think we are now? Everyone is well fed, clothed and warm, and can still go to school. With sufficient blood supply to the brain to develop intelligence, how can you see through these little tricks of pretending to be crazy and pretending to be stupid? How come the scammers are not more diligent?
, let’s change the old routine of old sesame and rotten millet, and come up with some new tricks?!
Haha, don’t you understand this? Since the development of human beings, do you think the greed of human nature has changed at all? It is said that hunger, thirst and greed are the instincts of animals and the driving force for human progress. As long as humans are
The nature of human beings is hard to change, and it will be the same when it rises or falls. Even if no one deceives you, you will still deceive yourself.
In addition, everyone is smart now. They know how to protect themselves wisely, and they have learned to pretend to be stupid without criticizing others. Everyone knows that you have to watch with your hands behind your back. No one will stop you and say that this liar can't be rampant? Can a liar pretend to be stupid?
He's lying to you. If you know he's lying to you and you're willing to fall for it, aren't you pretending to be stupid? Plus, the people around you are stretching their necks to watch the fun, aren't they just waiting to see you strangled to death?
Nowadays, it is said that it is a market economy. As long as a scammer can make money, what reason do you think he has to change his routine? Fools are like leeks, they always appear in endless streams, emerging from the ground without even noticing.
The one with a blink of an eye is just waiting for you to cut it. You can't cut it all, so why do you need to change it? There are too many fools nowadays, and the scammers are simply too busy to do it, so why bother to innovate!
Yan Tingting is that fool. She is obviously just following his tricks and thinks she is smart. I don’t know which of them is pretending to be stupid and which one is really stupid. In short, it is a consensual relationship between one who is willing to fight and the other who is willing to suffer.
They were watching from the side and could not speak. They were secretly fighting with each other in their hands, and they were sweating for them. Everyone knew that their IQ was in arrears, so they could only be anxious and couldn't help much...
Everyone deceives for a living and takes pride in deceiving. They pretend to be stupid when they see others being deceived. Do you think this liar can stop walking sideways?!
Cao Yu is a big liar who pretends to be stupid and cute. The way he walks sideways is so cool that he can charm Yan Tingting and blind her eyes. His weird talks and weird theories seem to her to make him very smart.
He's so talented, he's such a man! As for what he said and whether it's true or not, she doesn't bother to care! Do you think it's natural for someone like her not to be fooled?
You said that if these people have reached her level, can they still be treated with medicine? If all people can't be saved, then there is no need to treat them anymore? Whether they are saved or not, whether they are treated or not, depends on whether they are treated or not.
Apart from her, I'm afraid no one else can explain it clearly for her, and no one can help her. Does she know who caused her to be in such a quagmire and unable to extricate herself?
Besides herself, who else can you think of?
Let’s talk about Cao Yu’s ability to pretend to be stupid. From the beginning to now, he has been pretending all the way. Even you can’t tell whether he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid. Others can’t figure out whether you are stupid or he is stupid. In the end
Even you two don’t know who is more stupid than the other. Do you think that is the highest level of pretending to be stupid? To pretend to be stupid to this level is perfect, it is simply too perfect!
No, his perfection is not just the highest state, but the pinnacle, the Great Consummation, which is even more perfect than perfection!
Do you still think he is stupid now? Was he pretending to be smart or stupid before? I guess no one can tell clearly, right? It’s like this book, and it’s like sitting in everyone’s life
, if you don’t wait until the end, you won’t know how this good show will end. The laughter and crying now are just pepper and aniseed, without even a salty taste...
What Cao Yu wants to pretend now is to be clever and considerate in front of her, and to suit her tastes, so that he can appear to be sensible! And then he can take advantage of others when they are unprepared...
Does his dazzling and dizzying set of tricks look familiar and old-fashioned? He just pretended to be smart and suddenly realized at Tingting: Oh, I understand! Isn’t this what you want to do? I speak people's words and do people's things!
You see, he understands people well, right?
Yan Tingting was also shocked when she heard this, and said to herself: When did this monkey become so smart?! Did it suddenly become enlightened? It shouldn't be?! What is going on?
She was thinking about these little question marks in her mind, knowing that he was finally smart once in a lifetime, so she must not be hit! So she quickly followed his words and encouraged him with interest: Haha, I didn't expect you to be so stubborn. Even a monkey can speak human words! Tell me, what's wrong with you? Was your head struck by lightning, or was it caught by the door?
Cao Yu immediately said displeased: Hey, I won’t take you like this. We can’t insult people’s intelligence by insulting people, and we can’t harm small animals, okay?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she realized that she had said it before. Maybe because she was too excited, she directly crossed the 38th Parallel that she had designed just now and got into a fight with him, so she quickly apologized: Yes, yes, yes. I was wrong, I was wrong, I hurt you, are you okay? Are you sure you weren't hurt? This is what I'm talking about!
As he spoke, he stared directly at him and pointed at his head.
Cao Yu almost burst out of anger when she said "Holy shit"! He thought to himself: Holy shit! I don't know how this little girl's brain grows. Oh, seeing that the uncle is gentle and considerate to you, there is something wrong with you? What are you thinking?! What kind of understanding is this? I am setting a trap for you. You don’t even know it. Do you think you are sick? I think you are sick!
Although the grassland in his heart was running with more than 10,000 grass and mud horses, his eyes were empty and lifeless, pretending to be stupid, as if he was grateful for her care, and promised: No! Don't worry, I'm fine. Son!
After hearing this, Yan Tingting felt relieved and said excitedly: That's good! It'll be fine. I'm relieved that you're not mentally ill! Then why don't you tell me how you plan to change your ways in the future?
You see, her transition was seamless, from caring about whether his brain was sick to directly focusing on how to correct his mistakes in the future. Do you think his brain can't afford to be hurt? If you didn't have a brain disease, That's your fault. Then I ask you how you plan to change in the future. This routine is perfect, right? If you encounter this routine, can you escape it by just pretending to be stupid?
To be honest, I have not thought about how to solve this dilemma of playing cards that do not follow the routine. This kind of specious question and answer routine with no cause and effect is so familiar that each of us encounters it almost every day in our lives. Even though we are here, we are always fighting over this and it is turning everything upside down, but no one has the patience to ask why. Why do you think this is?
When Cao Yu saw her pretending to be concerned, he knew she was going to do something like this! Without even looking at her, he said calmly: You said these words will change the taste in my mouth! I think everyone is the same! What? Asking someone to talk? This person's words are directed at his mouth. When his tongue turns in the middle, it divides it into two mouths. Then he turns his tongue up and down, mixing the inside and outside, and then spits it out again. Come out, isn’t that just human talk?
Yan Tingting was deceived by his arrogant words. She didn't understand a word except that she was curious. She quickly asked: What nonsense are you talking about? Isn't it just a eloquent tongue? Seven Why did this roundabout way of speaking become human language? I didn’t understand a word of it, and why did it sound like he was the one talking alone? Is this the human language you want to say?
Cao Yu just wanted to make her confused, and said slyly: Yes, what? Didn't you hear something human in it? This is the problem, and this problem also explains it. It’s a truth! If you think about it carefully, is it true?
Yan Tingting nodded thoughtfully and said: Oh, don't tell me, I think you are being enlightened like this. I really feel like this is making sense! And it seems that no matter what he says, it is reasonable! Oh, by the way, do you think this is reasonable? Is what he said all human words? Are you trying to make sense in human words? If someone like him comes to reason with you, is he still a human being?
Cao Yu saw that she had taught him another lesson without any explanation, and she even told him such a great truth. However, this truth seemed so reasonable even though she meant every word of it. How could this make him feel so embarrassed?! He couldn't help but curse in his heart: You damn girl, you don't know if you are playing tricks on me! You are the only one who is smart, right? Why didn't you tell me if you were smart? You always pretend to be stupid in front of me. Are you pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger?
Cao Yu secretly screamed in his heart. He didn't know where the pain came from or where the sadness came from. However, his face was still very calm, maintaining his signature smile gracefully, and said softly: Hey, you It’s not like I haven’t considered this. I think each of us can have different opinions. If you have an opinion, you can express it and let’s study it together!
Yan Tingting stared at his eyes, ignored him and said with disdain: Huh, don't come here to talk official talk with me! Don't think that I don't know, just based on your words, there is still a person there just now "Hey no If you say "Hey, no, no, no", you know that you must not listen to other people's opinions. I think it's the same whether you say it or not, so why should I say it?
Cao Yu quickly and patiently explained to her: Hey, we can't say this. What does it mean to say it or not to say it? It must be different to say it or not to say it!
Yan Tingting also patiently asked: Oh, tell me what will be different if you tell me this? Did you change it after I said it?
Cao Yu immediately smiled evilly and said: Why are you so narrow-minded! I will change whatever you say. How is this possible? You have to distinguish right from wrong first, and then we will see how to deal with it next. !
Yan Tingting said with a look of disdain: Some things are inherently indistinguishable. Even if you can find a reason after spending a long time, you don't know what to do next! You can't do anything after talking for a long time. It has great effect and makes you unhappy, so why do you think I can talk so much? Why do you think I should do that stupid thing?
Cao Yu blinked slyly and said with a bad smile: You still said that there is something wrong with my brain. I think you are just a fool. Why can't you turn this corner? Who told you that I let you I'm just talking because you asked me to change it, right? You can't base your happiness on other people's pain, right? I'm asking you to talk just to take care of your emotions, so you can say it happily and happily. Stop being dissatisfied. !
Chapter completed!