All that’s missing is a mouth to be a human being

Author: Chop wood and carry water

All that’s missing is a mouth to be a human being

Yan Tingting was so angry at him that she felt like having fun. She couldn't help but sneered: Humph, are you talking in human language?! Oh, the purpose of letting me talk for a long time is just to make my mouth happy.

?But now I feel annoyed when I see you. Whenever I talk to you, I feel aches and pains in my heart. I always want to end it quickly and don’t want to talk to you anymore. Is this what you mean by happiness?!

Cao Yu didn't intend to make her happy in the first place. After hearing what she said, he immediately acted like he was going to add fuel to the fire and said provocatively: Hahaha, that's not easy! I didn't stop you, so you have to be annoyed.

Just go find someone else! Everyone is very busy now. It’s hard to find the leisure time to talk to someone for a while. Why not find someone you like to talk to? If you insist on wasting that time with me here, you

You said you are not idle!

Seeing that he was so arrogant, Yan Tingting didn't appreciate it. She couldn't help but feel a pain in her heart and said: Tsk! Who cares? Who do you think you are? Stop being so sentimental here!

Cao Yu had no idea how she meant to write the word "death", so he retorted nonchalantly: Chat with whoever you like, but if that doesn't work, go find a cow and play the piano for the diligent old scalper.

This shouldn't annoy you, right?

Yan Tingting was almost furious when she heard this, and thought to herself: Oh, look at your virtue! Don't take advantage here and act like a good boy! If I like the old scalper, what else can I do to you?!

Yan Tingting was angry as she thought about it, and her pupils that were staring at him shrank, and two sharp beams of cold light squeezed out of them, which suddenly pierced into his eyes, and she saw that her entire black eyes also shrank and shrank.

Only the whites of his eyes were left, and he continued to sarcastically say: Hey, you really reminded me of this! I really might as well find an old scalper, so as not to waste my time with you, a monkey!

Seeing that she was very involved in her acting, Cao Yu immediately became emotional. He followed her in the scene, pretending to be shocked and said: What? I just said that, are you really going to find an old scalper?! Then what?

What's so good? Isn't it boring to have you guarding a silent idiot all day long?

Yan Tingting felt very happy when she saw that he looked jealous. She turned her eyes and realized the plan, and immediately said proudly: So what's the matter? The old scalper provoked you? There are many advantages in the old scalper, he is honest.

Isn’t it cute to be kind and just know how to work? Let me tell you, everyone has their own preferences and happiness, as long as it’s what you like, that’s the best!

Seeing that she was about to go off topic again, Cao Yu quickly stopped and said: Hey, aren't we talking about chatting? I was puzzled. These are also stupid beasts. You also have to spit, no matter who you are talking to.

Fei? What's the difference between a monkey and a cow?

Look, is he smart enough in his silly pretense? This stick knocked out seven or eight little stars: Do you like old cows or monkeys? Old cows are old and boring and are not suitable for you. Monkeys and cows

They are all beasts, and they are all the same if they are beasts. If you pick and choose, you are just a blind man lighting a lamp in vain, etc., etc., as long as you are smart enough, you can think of many related things according to the meaning of his words.

Come……

However, his older association actually means the same thing, that is, the wisdom of resentful women. People who are jealous are extremely capable. In addition to being unable to see their own shortcomings, anyone else's shortcomings are similar to those of the Mirror.

Same. He hates society so much that he has a keen eye to not let go of any clues, and his logical thinking is also particularly rigorous.

Even if Yan Tingting admitted it in her heart, she couldn't admit it with her mouth! So her pretty face turned red, and she quickly put on a straight face and denied it: What do you mean? Who is like you?! It's what you are thinking about in your heart.

It's so dirty and despicable that other people will think about it! Do you think everyone is as dirty as you? You're not ashamed, it's really shameless!

Cao Yu saw a fleeting spring of spring from her frosty pretty face. He quickly lost his old face and came up to joke: Hahaha, of course only you know what you are thinking, but everyone is the same.

We are the same people, and we all eat the same grains. Why can't you get sick or die of old age?!

Yan Tingting was not angry but happy when he scolded her. She quickly covered her mouth and said with a smile: Hey! I turned against you, how dare you scold me?!

Cao Yu saw that she was not angry, so he continued to provoke: Haha, I'm just saying, why do some people always look so smart, think differently from ordinary people, and can open their mouths to say things that make people's hearts beat and yearn for them?

, but what about the nonsense about feeling inferior? Why do you think he is so abnormal?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but feel happy when she heard him ask "why" again, and quickly said: Haha, why, why, why are you here again? Isn't it because his ideological realm is different from yours? You think everyone is like you

?You have only a little knowledge and no culture. If you don't talk about it, you will be speechless and have nothing to say. You can only go down the road!

Cao Yu immediately waved his hand, snapped his fingers coolly, and agreed: Correct answer! People are all the same. The only difference lies in their mouths, who can speak and who can pretend. Who can speak better than the other?

Whoever is prettier is better at pretending, and that is the grandson!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she sneered and said: Haha, who are you talking about pretending to be a grandson? You don't tell the truth at first glance. You talk a lot and talk more than anyone else. You have the nerve to say that others are pretending to be a grandson? I see.

Even if all the people in the world were added together, they would definitely not be able to trick you. You still carry a lantern to look for ghosts by yourself. Isn’t this funny? Don’t be ridiculous!

When Cao Yu saw her squeezing him with insults and curses, Cao Yu quickly waved his hands and said: Hey, I didn't say anything about you, why are you so angry?!

Yan Tingting said coldly and reluctantly: Then what do you mean by these?

Cao Yu pretended to be calm and explained: I mean those people are pretending to be smart and pretending to be stupid, but in fact they are pretending to be grandsons! Don't scold me, and then scold me instead!

Yan Tingting knew who he was talking about as soon as she heard it. She was not angry but happy. She turned coldly again and asked: Haha, that's a good thing. Who are you trying to say? Pretending to be stupid and acting smart, isn't that all?

Are you talking about yourself?!

When Cao Yu heard that she kicked the ball back again, he quickly resisted and said: Hey, we don't do this! Why did you drag it on me again while talking?

Yan Tingting looked at his scoundrel appearance and couldn't help but sneered: You're just pretending to be stupid when you ask questions knowingly. You talk about one thing and think another, sell dog meat with a sheep's head, and you're just using a red flag to fight against the red flag! It's shameless to say that.

Who can do more than you? You still have the nerve to educate me in a righteous manner? You said you were not pretending to be stupid, but what were you doing?!

When Cao Yu saw that this was going to make him angry again, he quickly begged for mercy: Hey, hey, hey, just say a few words and it's almost done. What else do you want to do?! Look at your endless talk, the more you talk, the more energetic you are, right?

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Naturally, Yan Tingting responded and asked: Are you saying that everyone already knows what is right and wrong? No one said it because everyone knew it and was pretending to be stupid.

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Seeing that she no longer pursued the issue, Cao Yu said noncommittally: It depends on what you say.

Yan Tingting saw that his answer was ambiguous, so she said dissatisfied: Haha, what is this?! Please explain it clearly to me. Do you mean that the differences between people are all in this mouth? The one who doesn't speak human words

They are not human beings. Whoever has a high tune and sings well is a human being? Haha, I think these people are still the same group of people, but everyone is no longer pretending to be like before...

Cao Yu couldn't help laughing after hearing her finishing touch: Hahaha, do you know what human language is now? In fact, everyone doesn't need to pretend, just say what you want, do whatever you want, as long as others can

It’s obvious, isn’t that good? Why do you have to pretend to be a grandson if you leave good people alone?!

Yan Tingting looked at him blankly and said quietly: Is this what you want to say?

Cao Yu said lightly: Yes, what is human talk? As long as you want to tell others and show it to others, it is probably not human talk! How can anyone listen to nonsense that you don’t even believe? Isn’t that nonsense!

If you don't take his words as fart, are they still true? No matter how good the medicine is, its efficacy depends on it. This is human talk, are you right?

Hahaha, what else do you think she thinks? Do you think Cao Yu's words are reasonable or not? He is simply a monkey, not a human. If you want to discuss what human language is with this naughty monkey, you have to learn from its mouth.

I smell a little bit of humanity in it, are you looking for the wrong person, and are you thinking blindly? Haha, this is what people say!

Yan Tingting was so angry that he rolled her eyes again, and thought to herself: What is he trying to do? He is disobedient and wants to use her words as bullshit. This is too courageous. Does he want to rebel blatantly?! Or should he suppress it immediately?

He will not be able to go to heaven in the future! He must pay the price for those inappropriate words and deeds, otherwise there will be no peaceful life in the future!

Cao Yu made her very angry. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She got angry for no reason. She had no intention of discussing anything with him now. Huh! I can’t make you believe it. I don’t believe it, so I can’t convince you! I burst out directly.

:Yes, yes! What do you want to do? I knew this was the result. Oh, by the way, didn't you just want to know why I like old cows and hate monkeys?

Cao Yu didn't take what she said seriously in the first place, so he didn't care about why she asked like this now, so he frankly admitted: Yes! I think they are both beasts and can't understand people.

By the way, this monkey is smarter and should be more lovable!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she couldn't help but laugh, and hurriedly spat: Tsk! Do you still know how to like people? Stop being so pretty, people don't think so! Let me tell you, although this old cow is a bit dull,

It can’t understand people’s words, but at least it can listen. What I say is what it says, and it won’t look for trouble to make me angry! This monkey is different. It grins at me all day long. How could I know?

Come to please?!
Chapter completed!