Chapter 228 Who is afraid of pretending to be stupid?

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 228 Who is afraid of pretending to be stupid?

Only then did Yan Tingting see the fox tail jumping back and forth from his cunning smile. She couldn't help but feel sick, and her whole body shivered, and she immediately woke up from the flustered and distracted state.

. He quickly blinked his eyes to drive away the dream, stabilized his mind, and suddenly said: Oh, by the way, I remembered what you said. It seems that it is indeed the case. I said it!

Seeing that she finally admitted it, Cao Yu quickly encouraged her proudly and said to himself in passing: Hahaha, I knew you would remember it sooner or later, and you can't be like those shameless people who deliberately default on their debts.

!How about it? I didn’t accuse you wrongly, did I? I have no other merits except honesty. I have never known what it means to lie!

Seeing that what he said was so sincere, Yan Tingting laughed directly and said: Hahaha, are you proud? Why don't you just tell the truth that doesn't hurt, and look at how beautiful you are! As for being so happy? Isn't there never been anyone?

Believe you. Now I have finally believed you. Doesn’t it feel good? You will never lie to others again. You feel like this every day. I will always believe you like this. You said

How wonderful that would be!

Cao Yu was dumbfounded after hearing this, and thought to himself: Are you kidding me? If you don't lie to me after seeing such a fool, then I'm not guilty!

But he couldn't help but said: What's wrong? Are you greedy? My truth can make you so greedy, can't it?!

Yan Tingting saw that he kept talking about greed, and she knew at a glance that he was making crooked ideas. The greedy look was all written on his face, which was beyond words, and she thought to herself: Haha, we don't do this either.

You know who is greedy, and you can see who is so greedy that you can’t stand it anymore, hum!

So he quickly put on a coquettish look, raised his hand to lift his hair, and deliberately teased: What? Even if I am greedy, what do you want?

When Cao Yu saw that she suddenly became so bold and bold for some reason, Cao Yu immediately felt a paroxysm of dryness in his mouth. He hurriedly swallowed and said without being polite: Well, satisfy your craving! I promise to listen to all this.

It's yours, do whatever you want, you should be satisfied now, right?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but want to laugh when she saw his anxious look, but she suddenly straightened her face and asked in a deep voice: "What do you want to be satisfied with? How can it be enough? What's going on? I don't know."

What can you do, how can you be satisfied? Now even if I am greedy, what do you want to do? How are you going to help me satisfy my greed?

Cao Yu hurriedly came forward, deliberately raised his eyebrows and said flatteringly: "I've already said it all! It's all up to you, I have no objection!"

Yan Tingting glanced at his mean look, and the narrowness in her eyes flashed away, making him tremble inexplicably. Before she could understand the reason for all these uneasiness, she heard the sweet fairy music.

The ear hair crawled in, and the flirtatious feeling made him almost not hear what she was saying: Tsk, you still listen to me! Are you as good as you said? I'll let you relieve your itch.

Even if you refuse, now you say it can satisfy your craving? Are you lying to me again? Why do I not believe it so much?!

Cao Yu saw that she was being suspicious and pretending to be a trick, so he quickly explained: That's different! There are priorities in learning, and there are specialties in skills. You can't doubt a scholar just because he is industrious and indifferent to grains.

You must be talented in reciting poems and painting! I am not good at quenching itches, but quenching my cravings is my strong point! If you don’t believe me, let’s give it a try. You always refuse to try, and you always like to talk nonsense with me. What’s going to happen if this goes on?

The result?!

Seeing how persistent he was, Yan Tingting had no choice but to respect his choice and prepare to send him to his death. The more chaotic the world becomes, the more clearly you feel that you can see clearly, and the more determined your choice becomes, because there is nothing else but escape.

Life is optional!

The more harmonious and perfect the world is, the more restless you will be, and you will feel uncomfortable no matter how you live. Because you always want to choose a better posture to face life, but this will make you toss and turn and pick and choose.

It's dazzling, unlike when faced with a life or death decision, people always appear very decisive, because you have no choice at all...

Is this a familiar situation? When looking for friends, looking for a job, or even in every aspect of life, such choices are everywhere, and such people are everywhere. Some people are picky and dissatisfied, and some people give them whatever they want.

If you click on it, you will be grateful and grateful. Who are these two people? You can get the right number without me telling you, right?!

But if I ask you which of the two types of people has made the greatest contribution to social development, then it is estimated that the opinions will not be so easy to unify. The better the conditions, the more choices you have, and the more choices you have, the more you can choose.

A person who feels he has no choice is like a person who is not hungry at all and is always worrying about what to eat for his next meal. It is not that he has no choice, but that he is full and doesn’t know what to do.

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Therefore, this person must be hungry before he is willing to listen to you. If you make him full, he will definitely wipe the oil on his mouth and immediately no longer recognize who you are and turn around.

Even if he can fall out with you or pout at you, that’s considered a minor offense! Just because he’s not hungry anymore, you’ll be unable to do anything to him!

Yan Tingting knew this very well. Even if Cao Yu complained that he was hungry, he could only let him watch and not be able to eat! This made him so anxious that his eyes were filled with stars, his head was dizzy, and his thoughts were all over the place.

When he got to her plate of food, he thought about how he could get her into his mouth, which made the blood all over his body rush there in waves, and finally he got carried away and went crazy...

Seeing his inexplicable excitement, Yan Tingting was so distracted that she didn't know what good things he was thinking about, so she had to help and said: Hey, are you okay? What are you thinking about? Do you want to imitate that old cow and help me satisfy my craving? Then

Okay! This is what you said, then if you think about it, Lao Niu is a hard-working and uncomplaining person. He doesn't even think about it, and doesn't need any reason, so he can let me kill it to satisfy my greed. You can do it.

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Cao Yu was shocked when he heard this, "Ah!", and then he laughed "Haha" to cover up his inner embarrassment and said: Ha, is this what you call relieving itches and relieving greed? Oh, I understand, give me a beating

To relieve the itching, you have to kill it and eat its meat to satisfy your craving! It is indeed very refreshing and heroic enough. Coupled with the tingling hair that protects the heart, don't tell me, you look like that green forest hero.

He looks like a reckless hero!

Cao Yu said this and waved to her: Come, come here, turn around and face me...

Yan Tingting saw that his expression was serious, as if he was about to act, why was he so weird, she couldn't help but said in shock: Hahaha, even if he is a green forest hero, what's wrong? What are you doing? You want to hit me? Want me?

What are you doing here? I'm disgusting, please take your dirty hands away!

Cao Yu didn't listen to her orders and continued to manipulate her seriously. His face showed no joy or sadness and said: Come on, stand still! Don't move. Do you hear me? I will definitely not beat you to death!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she was even more happy and twisted in his hand like a water snake. How could she be willing to obey him? She also helped to argue: No, you wait first, I have something else to say.

, I still have something to say! Just wait, don’t be like this! Why are you so anxious?

Cao Yu saw that her posture was definitely impossible, so he stopped sticking to the routine, directly released his hands, wiped his face, and his righteousness came out, filling the whole place.

I saw him clasping his fists with his hands, bowing his hands and saying: Today I have convinced you, come on, brother, I bow to you! I respect you so much that you are a man! You are a good talker! What else have you not said?

It’s done, just say it now, I’ll just do it, I’ll make sure you’re satisfied!

His sudden appearance added to the drama, making Yan Tingting, who was twisting happily in his arms, even more trembling with laughter. She originally thought that Cao Yu was holding on to her because he was going to have a fight with her.

!So I twisted my body to cater to his nonsense, while thinking about how to beg for mercy so that he would let me go and forget the past.

But now, she didn't expect that he was going to be a brother-in-law with her. This surprised her even more than he wanted to be a brother-in-law with her. She was caught off guard and had to add to the drama: Hahaha, who wants to be your brother?

! Hey, I forgot what I wanted to say to you when I asked you to make such a fuss. It’s really annoying! Oh, by the way, I just want to ask you. You said all that just now. You all know that I

If you're greedy, then you can't be more conscious?!

Cao Yu saw that she was still pretending to be coquettish in a panic, and thought to herself: What? Looking at your charming appearance, are you greedy again? Oh, you are greedy, so you want me to put it in your mouth consciously?!

How dare you think of such a shameless thing, and how dare you speak out, you are just like a lion talking nonsense!

He thought so, but when he saw her calm and automatic look, he couldn't help but be stunned again. He couldn't help but wanted to put it into her mouth. He quickly swallowed and then calmed down. When he remembered

Looking like a moth flying into the flame, I couldn't help but sigh secretly, and said helplessly: How do you want me to be conscious? I've been waiting and looking forward to it, so why don't you let me do this? If I had known this, it would be better to commit suicide directly.

Forget it, what do you say?!

Yan Tingting was dumbfounded after hearing this. She said it casually in a panic, wanting to blame him for talking nonsense, but she didn't expect him to be so thoughtful. He wanted to be self-conscious about her without saying anything to her. Do you hate her so much?

?Would it not be nice to be self-conscious of her rather than to be used as a cow or a horse by her? Wouldn't it be nice to let her drive and slaughter you?

Huh, I keep thinking about having sex with her! Who do you think she is? A devil like a flower?! She is really hateful. No wonder her teeth are itchy and her hands are even more itchy! It's a shame that he even thinks about such a shameful thing

You can see that this heart is clear, how can you live up to it?!

When she thought of this, she quickly twisted her body, put away her shyness, put on a charming posture, nodded her head and said: "Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean! You really understand the righteousness and understand it well!"

At first glance, he looks like a fastidious person, and my daughter admires him! Thank you in advance!

You see, this scene is so elaborate, right?! I don’t know whether he was taking advantage of the situation or taking advantage of the mistake, but he was caught on the spot just like that.

But how could Cao Yu be that ignorant person? Although his mind was filled with the image of her swaying willows in the wind, he could still handle important matters related to life and death. Of course, he would remain unmoved and would not eat them.

Such flattery from her!

I saw him Gujing Wubo, and said calmly: Why are you doing this? Don't you feel uncomfortable doing it yourself? You also want me to commit suicide, but you can think of it!

Yan Tingting saw that he was acting so well, so she naturally wanted to help him, so she pretended to be pitiful and said with an even cuter look: She is a girl, and she can't eat much meat. Such a bloody thing, I think.

Just thinking about it makes people feel disgusting. How can you do it when it's dirty? I don't want to do this, so why don't you just help me?

Cao Yu is the kind of guy who will give in when he sees a girl acting coquettishly. Since he can't forget his friends because of sex, and he can't betray his friends for sex, he has no choice but to sacrifice his life for righteousness: Help, how can I not help! But we seem to be saying

You are killing animals, not eating meat?! My good sister, you told me you can’t eat much, what does killing have to do with how much you can eat?!

Yan Tingting stared at him with an innocent look, and thought to herself: Don't give me those useless things. Why do you kill pigs and cows? Isn't it just to eat meat? Is it to relieve hatred? Besides, you

This stinky monkey is stinky all over, so the meat must also be stinky, and there isn’t much meat, so how can anyone eat it? Even if I kill it, it will only be thrown away in the end, and I am too lazy to do it!

But he continued to use the magic spell on his mouth, spitting out lotus flowers and saying: Hey, don't kill people, what you say is so ugly! I believe in Buddhism, and if you want to eat, you must eat the three pure meats, so you can't be more conscious, don't

Why don't you let people take so much trouble to worry about it?

Cao Yu didn't even think about it, and quickly agreed: This is the first time I heard you say "go to hell" in such a unique and fresh way, that's okay! Looking at your beautiful face, I know that I can't do that.

Hand, then I will help you this time! Hey, we have agreed first, just this time, if you do more, I will not be able to help you, I will only be helpless!

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Yan Tingting was so happy that she wanted to take out the handkerchief from her bag and wipe away the saliva that overflowed from the corner of her mouth. However, considering that she had to find a place to touch up her makeup, she had to swallow it.

Going back, he resisted the inexplicable impulse and said: I know! You only live once, how many more times do you want to die?!

Seeing that she was so smart, Cao Yu didn't want to be fooled, so he had to change his tactics midway and said: Hey, that's not necessarily the case. I've always been preparing for you. You can die as many times as you want. As long as you give the order,

I will die for you immediately. If you are not satisfied, I can get up immediately and die again until you are satisfied. You should be satisfied this time, right?

Yan Tingting was so happy that he was coaxed by his bold words. She nodded repeatedly and said: "Satisfied, satisfied, I'm very satisfied. That's what I mean. It seems you understand me! Huh? No, what's wrong with you? Agree"

How come it feels so unreal to me when I feel so happy? Are you kidding me?!
Chapter completed!