Author: Chop wood and carry water

What? Does having light bones mean he must be Tang Seng? What kind of logic is this? When the liar heard this, he felt his feet fluttering and his blood pressure went up. He thought he would exchange for his miserable life by complimenting him! But it turned out to be the opposite.

It made him even more convinced that he was Tang Seng! What do you think he should do? So he hurriedly followed his lead and asked, "What? Why does it mean he must be Tang Seng if his bones are light?"

The fool should have explained to him: Of course! Because my mother said that only those with light bones can have the opportunity to fly into the sky and become immortals! Don’t you know this? It’s hard to even jump if it’s heavy.

, if you don’t believe it, just try it yourself!

You see, the liar probably never even dreamed that today he would be lectured constantly by a fool, and his mother! So I really wanted to get rid of him and his mother, but he couldn't get rid of him! I had to sigh secretly, ugh

Go ahead, this is really his mother! After venting, he followed him and discussed in a lowly manner: Hey, I mean, brother, we just met! When have you ever seen me compliment someone?

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The fool became even more proud when he heard this: Weren't you praising me just now? You said I was handsome and majestic, right?

When the liar heard this, he was like, "I'm going to go!" It turns out that I brought this all on myself! If I had known that this would happen, I shouldn't have praised him so much in the first place! What do you think I should do now? So I told him

As if he had eaten a fly, he frowned and said with a grimace: I didn't just say it casually, I didn't expect you to take it seriously?

The fool laughed when he heard it. With a proud look on his face, "I am very smart", he comforted him and said: Hey, this is not something you can just talk about casually! It was just an accident that revealed the secret! What I said

Right?

What else could the liar say when he saw this? He had to admit: Oh, what a secret! How can I be as smart as you say? I haven't even thought about it! I swear, I really

He is very stupid! Really, you can even call him stupid! Do you understand?

His words came from the sincerity, so his face was full of seriousness, as if you must believe me sincerely! ...

But the fool just didn't believe it! With a sly look on his face, he said with a sly smile: Hehe, pretend! You're still pretending to me! Right? You hide it well enough, just like me! With a pig-like appearance, you almost got it

You kid deceived me, hey, do you think I'm as smart as you?...

When the liar hears this, where can he reason? It’s the first time someone praises you for being smart, and you will feel so uncomfortable! You can’t get angry yet, so you have to beg for mercy: Hey, don’t, don’t, don’t, how can I compare with you?

You are extremely smart and I am stupid, but we are not the same kind of people, so we cannot compare them together!

When the fool heard this, he thought he was being modest and embarrassed to admit that he was smart! So he said with a ferocious smile: Hehe, just talk nonsense! I tell you, don’t go around talking nonsense to me! In fact, I am just like you, I am also a leader.

I came here for a mission! So I kept it hidden all this time, but I didn’t expect to be discovered by you today! Do you think we are destined to be together? If you don’t eat me, who will eat you? Do you think that’s right?

In the end, I didn’t expect that the liar just wanted to save his life: If you are destined to eat me, shouldn’t that mean you love me and also protect me?

When the fool heard this, he shook his head and said: Hey, you don't understand! What is love? My mother said, love means looking at you! Protecting you all the time! But who makes you always love everywhere?

Are you running around? There are so many ideas, and I can’t keep them, so there’s nothing I can do about it! I’m afraid it will melt when I put it in my mouth, and I’m afraid it will fall if I hold it in my hand, so I can only eat you! Leave you alone with me

In my heart, this way my stomach can rest assured!

When the liar heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother again! Your mother, your mother, everything is your mother, this is really fucked! But this also made him finally understand the truth, why do people get angry?

I just want to scold my mother! Because it’s all his mother’s fault! But that’s just a fleeting thought. When life is at stake like this, no one has time to curse, let alone think about useless things!

He just wants to find out one thing before he dies: Do you just think of "eating" in your heart? No wonder you always talk about your mother!

You see, how convoluted this is! But that doesn’t stop a fool from listening at all. He can understand it instantly! He immediately grinned and said: Hey, how about calling you smart! Even this is not enough

Can you sum it up and still say that I am not Tang Seng?

This was also the first time that the liar encountered a situation where he was afraid of being praised. As soon as he heard this, he waved his hands and said: Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't keep praising me all the time, okay?

The fool was a little surprised when he heard it, and hurriedly asked: What's the matter? It's the first time I see a monster like you. Is there anyone in this world who doesn't like to be praised?

When the liar heard this, he smiled distressedly and said: Hehe, it depends on why you praise him!

When the fool heard this, he was confused and said: What to feed? Do you think he is a pig? Do you want to feed a pig?!

When the liar heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said: Hey, that's right! Then if it's a pig, when you meet it, you can praise him and say, "Hey, you are so fat! Do you think he can be happy?"

When the fool heard this, he laughed loudly and said: Hahaha, what did I think? It turns out that you think I didn't praise you enough! That doesn't matter, we can do it again! Not only are you fat, but you are also white! Look.

This small body is not only white, but also feels tender! Hey, let me tell you the truth, do you know why I have to eat you? It’s not just because of fate, it’s just to find an excuse.

Woolen cloth!

When the liar heard this, he felt miserable! Now he finally knew why he had fallen into the soup pot, so he cried and said sadly and angrily: Why? What else could it be because of? Isn't it just because you insist on thinking,

I am the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang! I blame you, blame you, it’s all your fault!

As I spoke, my nose felt sore, my shoulders couldn't help but twitch, and my throat started to sob with tears!...

This made the fool feel very unbearable, so he quickly comforted him and said: Hey, how can you blame me for this?

The liar raised his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, and choked up: Of course you have to blame! If you don't blame me, who should you blame? If you hadn't insisted on saying that I was Tang Seng, how could I have fallen into such a miserable situation? Isn't that right!

When the fool heard this, he sighed: Hey, then who can you blame? Why can't you find the reason within yourself?

The liar was at a loss when he heard this, and said with a confused look on his face: Look for the reason within yourself? Are you talking about me? This is also possible?

The fool said with relief: Yes! Why can't it work? Isn't it Tang Seng! Why can't he be a bad old man? It makes people feel disgusted at first sight, so that's okay!

When the liar heard this, he suddenly said: Oh, I understand, if I can make you lose your appetite, will you stop eating me?

The fool immediately nodded and said: Yes! How did you understand? You are really stupid!

The liar thought for a moment, and then said decadently: But I can't do it!

The fool asked in confusion: What's wrong?

When the liar heard this, he immediately made a sad face and tried to explain to him: Look at me, am I quite handsome? I don’t look like an old man even if I pretend to be ugly! How can I disgust you? Isn’t it? The only one

The only flaw is that it's a little whiter and a little fatter, but it's not ugly at all! Don't you think it's quite attractive? If you don't believe it, take a closer look at it. How can it make you sick?

ah?

He even spoke and gestured, making Yan Tingting so sick that she almost vomited. She quickly lowered her head and did not look at him. She slapped the table and shouted: Oh, come here quickly! Pull him down and chop him up.

Feed the dog, don't let it disgust people here!

Cao Yu was surprised when he saw it: Haha, what? Can’t you stand it? It seems you are worse than a fool!

Yan Tingting retched twice, picked up a towel and wiped her mouth, waving her hands and saying: What? You are like a fool, don't you feel disgusted? Cao Yu nodded and said: No! Even a fool can see that you are pretending.

Retching! Then will he still be fooled? He sneered like you, "Okay, those words don't work for me. If you want to vomit, just vomit first and vomit all the sand in your stomach."

Okay, I won’t be bored after eating it for a while!

When the liar heard this, how could this be done? What he was thinking just now was that he was going to put it into the soup pot to complete the dish, and he didn't bother to wash it off! At least he still left a little regret in his heart. He said it cleanly

, it’s like a wake-up call. I wonder if this will be served to the table in the future, and it will be dirty, and people will think that he is not hygienic, and the meat is smelly. Isn’t this a bit disgusting?

He's human!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately frowned and shouted: Oh, you are so disgusting! Stop doing psychological analysis and just talk like this!

When Cao Yu heard this, he wondered, is this possible? So he hurriedly responded: Yes, yes, yes! The liar thought, what's the matter? Since you can't tell whether the broth is salty or salty, then you have to make a fuss about the ingredients list! Why?

The only thing I want is to turn you off, that's my hope! So I quickly tore my clothes and said, Hey, I forgot to mention it just now. I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth when I got up in the morning. I haven't brushed my teeth for several months.

bath……

As he spoke, he wished he could take out some life-saving mud-hugging pills from the nooks and crannies of his body! It was a pity that he was in a hurry and couldn't rub it for a while.

What's going on! Isn't it going to kill me now? A gadget like this, which is always around and you can have as many as you want, why is it that when it comes to dying, it's gone?

At first, he only knew that when the books were used, he would regret it! When he found out that the books were indeed missing, he discovered that the books he had originally read were also missing. He was so angry that he wanted to scold her again! But then he thought

When I thought about it, hey, that’s not right. His lack of education probably has nothing to do with his mother! Because there is no mother who doesn’t force you to study. If you don’t study, it must be your own problem!

In this world, there are only a few people who are educated, so I can’t blame their mother! Because mothers will always advise their children to study! I guess that is probably because they have been fooled by too many scholars. That is their concubine’s experience! Hey,

No, it should be called the pain of cutting my husband! I still stubbornly believe that if I don’t study, I will be easily fooled by others! Only books can be sincere and will not deceive me, so I am willing to be fooled by books again!

People all over the world will actually be like those mothers who advise their children to read! Because books always hint to everyone intentionally or unintentionally that the world is actually reasonable! Therefore, those who have read some books will always be

Scholars have an unrealistic illusion: Why are you being unreasonable? In fact, there is never any reason in this world!

The biggest unreasonable thing about human beings is that they always try to convince the world that you should be reasonable! Just like a liar, when he deceives people, have you ever thought about being reasonable? Now it's your turn to be eaten.

Do you think he is being unreasonable? But you can't do anything about him, so the more you think about it, the angrier you get. You want to cry loudly, and then you hear the fool say: Hey, what are you taking out there? Are you touching it here and there?

Cao Yu said that he was going to take it out, but Yan Tingting was stunned when she saw it! His eyes widened in boredom, and he quickly raised his hand to stop him and said: Hey, what are you doing? Just say it.

Don't do it!

Cao Yu imitated that liar and said with a bitter look on his face: Hey, I don't want to prove it to you. I haven't taken a shower in a while!

When the fool heard this, he quickly waved his hands and said: Hey, just stop gesticulating! Why bother with that? I don't care!

When the liar heard this, he was immediately stunned. What should he do? It is impossible to pretend to be old or ugly, because he is fair, tender, and handsome! So he can only say that he is dirty! This

If he didn't dislike it, then everything would be in vain! So with his hands hanging in the air, a monkey looked at the moon and begged: Why is this? Don't you think I'm dirty?

Seeing him wagging his tail pitifully, the fool quickly waved his hand and said: Hey, do you see any clean pigs? I will wash them then!

When the liar heard this, he almost cursed her again! He yelled: Why did you say those nonsense just now? Are you kidding me? It's all nonsense!

When the fool saw him looking like he was about to cry without tears, he hurriedly came to comfort him and said: Hey, don't get excited! Don't cry, your meat will be sour if you cry! Do you know? So we must not

Don't cry if you're excited, understand?

When the liar heard this, he shouted: What's the matter? You have to put me on the fire to roast me, and you want me not to get excited? What do you mean?
To be continued...