Chapter 595(1/2)
The end of wisdom is death
Author: Chop wood and carry water
The end of wisdom is death
When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he frowned and said: Oh, what kind of mess is this? Why are you singing a child's song again?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she smiled playfully and said to her mother: Oh, Mom, isn't this just to make him understand! If you sing to him these foreign songs on TV, he probably won't understand either! Right? So?
Let's just translate it like this first, so he can understand it! Right? Cao Yu!
When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly took over and said: Oh, people are not as thoughtful as you! I can't understand any of the nursery rhymes about birds!
When Yan Tingting heard this, her bright eyes flashed and she smiled and said: Hey, if he doesn't even understand this, then there's nothing I can do!
Cao Yu hurriedly continued: Hey, you don’t understand this, do you? Although fools can’t understand people’s words, liars can!
When Yan Tingting heard this, she said slyly: Haha, what can you understand? A fool can't speak human language. If you can understand, it only means that you are as stupid as him!
Cao Yu immediately smiled evilly and said: Haha, doesn't a liar just like people to say stupid things to him? The more stupid you are, the happier he will be!
You see, this is called waking up the dreamer with one sentence! When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately felt a little bit stupid. She couldn't wake up and said: What? One of them doesn't speak human words, and the other likes to listen to stupid things.
Then if they are together, wouldn't they become a match made in heaven?
When Cao Yu heard this, he said slyly: Yes! Just based on this fool's words, the liar immediately felt that he had found a treasure, right?
Chen Ruoshui was also confused when he heard this, and quickly wondered: What? Found a treasure? Which sentence? So good?
Yan Tingting also said with great interest: That's right! Tell me quickly, which sentence is it?
Cao Yu glanced at everyone and said frivolously: The fool said with disdain, what you said is all floating dust, just like the gourd head, no matter what it was filled with before, just wash it and it will be fine
! It doesn’t affect the taste, do you understand? When the liar heard it, he immediately understood it and shouted excitedly, oh, I understand! In fact, the most important thing is here, right?
As he spoke, he pointed to his chest with his finger! The fool nodded silently after reading it! When the liar saw it, didn’t he understand it? He shouted, it’s solved! He praised him again and again, it’s meaningful! No wonder you can
You are so afraid that I will be sad! It turns out that my flesh will become sore when it is sad. No matter how hard you wash it, it won’t be clean, right?
Yan Tingting looked at his greasy and dirty look and couldn't help but laugh out loud: What? With your stinky character, I think you're dirty even though you look dirty on the outside. How can you be so clean inside?
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When Cao Yu heard this, he shook his head and said: Hey, fools don't think like you do! He looked at the liar and nodded frequently. The liar was sure of it when he saw it! He immediately became happy and his thoughts danced wildly, oh, I understand!
Not even those with a bad conscience, right?
After saying that, he threw himself on the ground, knelt down, tore off his collar and confessed, "To tell you the truth, not only do I look dirty on the outside, but I'm even dirtier on the inside! Especially in my heart and that place."
The dirtiest!
As he spoke, Cao Yu tore up the collar of his T-shirt and showed his chest to her! He said: If you don't believe it, come and see!
After saying that, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and felt that this approach was really indecent, so he quickly covered his collar with his hands, with a panicked expression, as if he was very shy.
Looking around, not wanting to be seen!
Yan Tingting was so frightened that she wanted to stop her, but when she saw his behavior, she quickly changed her words and said: Haha, what's the matter? Take it out for all of us to see! What? You don't dare to do it again.
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When Cao Yu heard this, he said in a vulgar manner: "Can I let you see this place at will? Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have really lost everything!"
Yan Tingting took a look at it, how could this work? It's like when you go to a movie, and just when you are about to reach that indescribable place, someone suddenly runs out and pulls the switch, and the whole place suddenly falls into darkness, so that's okay
Huh? Everyone was stamping their feet, whistles and boos...
The same goes for Yan Tingting. She immediately laughed like a pig, slapped the table excitedly, and teased loudly: Haha, what do you mean by being exposed? I think you are afraid that we will all be exposed?!
Upon hearing this, Cao Yu exclaimed: "Yes! I'm afraid I'll scare you!"
Yan Tingting said to herself, I wouldn’t dare to measure you! So she laughed and said: What are you afraid of? It’s not like I’ve never seen it before!
Chen Ruoshui's ears felt hot when he heard it, and he quickly scolded: "What have you seen? Girls, they are just talking nonsense!"
When Yan Tingting heard this, she said in a coquettish voice: You let him tear it apart! Let’s see who will be scared! We agreed to let people see it, but why didn’t you dare? Let everyone take a look, will it save you a piece of flesh? Let me see it quickly!
What? What are you afraid of? Let me see!
When Chen Ruoshui heard this, how could this little girl survive? She had never seen such a battle before! She also looked at the wooden bench and was dumbfounded. What was going on? A nice and sunny boy, in a blink of an eye, he was as good as his own daughter.
, I still want my mother! But my own girl turned into a jackal and embarrassed herself to the point that it was almost unimaginable!
So he hurriedly complained: Hey, what are you doing? What's so good about that! Girls, they are not ashamed!
When Yan Tingting saw her coming to stir things up, she immediately said coquettishly: Oh, Mom! Don't you understand yet? He is cheating!
Chen Ruoshui was also confused after hearing this, so he grinned and said: Haha, why are you so shameless? Isn't that what you want to see?!
Upon hearing this, Cao Yu hurriedly said: Yes! The fool said the same thing, why don't you let me see it? Haven't we already agreed? The liar said proudly, I won't let you see it! You can see it if you want.
, then am I not too casual? The fool was desperate when he heard it, so what do you want? The liar said proudly, I just don’t want you to get it! If you want to see it, I won’t let you! I just want to see it
What can you do to me!
Look, do these words sound familiar? Yan Tingting understood after hearing this. The corner of her mouth twitched, and the smile immediately froze on her face! The residual smile turned into a miserable smile, and then turned into a cruel one, and she quickly bit her teeth.
Zhu Chun, don’t let out that murderous aura! He snorted coldly: Haha, so you’re not stupid?
Chen Ruoshui looked a little confused, so he hurriedly said: What's wrong? You were fine just now, why did you suddenly fall out again now?
Yan Tingting yelled at her: Mom, haven't you understood yet? He's such a bad person! He's a stinky gangster who can associate anything with him. He's always trying to make me feel sick, right?
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Cao Yu naturally refused to admit it when he saw it, and immediately retorted: What's wrong? I'm not telling a story!
Yan Tingting snorted coldly upon hearing this: Tell a story? Did you say that in the story?
Of course Cao Yu refused to admit that it was an accident! So he said: Of course it is! The fool said so too, so you are not stupid! Take your heart out and show me, that person will be finished playing! This principle,
Even a fool understands it, right?
Yan Tingting saw that he was indeed a monkey! She immediately snorted: Are you kidding me? Is that what I asked? How disgusting!
When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Hey, fools don’t think that way! Isn’t that what people say is the first of all evils? Idiots don’t think that way!
Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting exclaimed: "Then what are you thinking about?"
Cao Yu was speechless when he heard this, and said helplessly: It's not me! Aren't you talking about a fool! A fool doesn't think how disgusting this thing is!
When Yan Tingting heard this, she said: "Tsk, you don't think it's disgusting, so don't blame that fool for everything! Okay?"
When Cao Yu heard this, he said seriously: That's right! Even a fool knows that there is nothing clean on pigs? Why don't you still eat it?
Yan Tingting sneered again when she heard this: Haha, do you mean that the pig's heart is cleaner than yours?
When Cao Yu heard this, he chuckled again: This fool didn't say anything! It was just your own imagination!
After hearing this, Yan Tingting was stunned again and said in surprise: Ah? Isn't that what you said? Otherwise, why do you have to go there to sign? Isn't it just saying, you are a wicked thing! You have a very bad conscience.
Yes, right? That’s why I want to eat you!
As he spoke, he pointed at his chest with his hand, with endless cunning and coquettishness on his face...
Cao Yu immediately said mischievously: Hey, you don’t understand this, do you? People are eating Tang Monk, why should they eat a fool?
Yan Tingting was surprised when she heard this: Then why does he have to point here? Isn't this sick?
Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Does this mean conscience? All fools have said that it is your understanding that is wrong! People don’t care at all whether you have a conscience or not! Because you are not more conscientious than me anyway, do you understand?
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When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he couldn't understand it even more, and quickly asked: Why is that?
Yan Tingting understood immediately when she heard it, and hurriedly answered: Because you are kind, people usually say you are stupid? Right?
When Cao Yu heard this, he exclaimed: Hey, that's right! That's what the fool said, anyway, you can't be kinder than me!
When Yan Tingting heard this, she giggled and her voice almost trembled: "Then what is he referring to there? I have been confused by you, who is the stupid one among us?"
When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly said: Are you saying that you are not a travel companion? It is unkempt and dirty because you have been wandering all the way and got caught in the dust, right? You look a little bit dirty on the outside, but that is not the case.
You're stupid, can't you just wash it off and make it white?
Yan Tingting frowned when she heard this, and quickly interrupted in disgust: Oh, stop talking, it's so disgusting!
When Cao Yu heard this, he said proudly: Hey, a fool doesn't think that is disgusting! The liar deliberately wanted to make him sick, otherwise he would have eaten it!
Yan Tingting suddenly said: Oh, I understand! So you have been playing tricks on me! How annoying!
Cao Yu immediately said slyly: Hey, I don't dare to play tricks on you! It's a liar who has been thinking of ways to make you feel sick! Do you understand?
Yan Tingting got tired of hearing this and said: Okay, okay! Don't quibble with me anymore, I know what you are thinking!
Cao Yu said proudly as soon as he saw it: Hey, that's what the fool said too! Knowing that he understands in his heart, he likes to take advantage of his cleverness! Do you understand?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she shouted sharply: What do you mean? It's not over, is it?
When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly laughed and said: Am I not telling you a story? Tang Monk is what people eat. Who cares about a fool?
Yan Tingting raised her eyebrows when she heard this and said: Oh, really? What did the fool say?
Cao Yudao: Fool said, don't pretend to be here with me anymore! Okay? I know you know in your heart that you are the one who will eat today! My mother said, what you eat will make up for it! So I will eat the smart one! Understand
To be continued...