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Chapter 80 Little Black Technology

As the hospitality storm passed, the Breaking Affairs Department took over several projects and the completed ones were very excellent. This made Hu Qiang confident and found Lanni, hoping to give everyone a perfect team building, okay, relax.

Unfortunately, he still underestimated the comprehensiveness of the company. He said it was important. His status in the company was even higher than his. He said it was not important. The whole company needed him to wipe his butt.

So...

"I announce that the team building has officially begun."

Looking at the cardboard boxes around, Lele asked before he could react:

"Well, didn't Manager Hu say that he would go to the country park to build a team? What?"

As a good subordinate of the leader, I naturally would not miss this opportunity and directly grabbed the right to speak, explaining to Lele:

"The code name between the pipes is the country park, where there are mountains and water."

However, even though he said this, Lele still couldn't react to what it meant. However, the kind-hearted Mo Fei explained to her:

"The water pipes under the garbage mountain are remote and quiet here, and there are all kinds of small animals and country parks. Look at Xiaoqiang."

When Lele heard the cockroaches, he didn't react at all. Ruoyu screamed directly. Seeing Ruoyu's reaction, Gong Changzhang couldn't help but say:

"Anxin, yesterday I came here to clean up and got rid of three rats, plus more than 40 cockroaches, and it's very clean now."

Seeing that Zhang Zhang had made a positive comment on the hygiene here, Hu Qiang nodded and said seriously:

"The main reason is that the outdoor team building is too old-fashioned. What I applied for for you is the most popular team building nowadays, blind box team building.

Everyone choose whatever they want and take turns to open it. Remember to register the things you open on the form. Let’s see who opens more. Is it both exciting and interesting."

When he learned his hope, Lele was shattered and reluctantly pulled down his face. Ruoyu, who was beside him, caught a cold after seeing it, comforted him:

"Lele, there is nothing to be fun about in the country park. Well, I've been there once. Good guy, painted the horses into zebras, husky pretended to be wolves, and inflatable swans were placed in the pond. It's better to stay here to do miscellaneous work, at least not tanning."

To be honest, although everyone already understands what this matter is, Hu Qiang still said with great utmost care afterwards:

"What are the miscellaneous work? This is really a team building project specially approved by the above."

Hearing this, Gong Changzhang, Mo Fei and others couldn't help but roll their eyes at him. If it weren't for giving him face, maybe the international friendly gesture would have been erected at this time.

To be honest, although I knew this was a mess, who asked this department to wipe the butts of each department? For this reason, everyone had to pick up knives and start processing these boxes.

Of course, Hu Qiang, this guy naturally did not escape Gong Changzhang's claws. She originally wanted to direct everyone to work on the side, but Gong Changzhang forced a utility knife into her hand.

Looking at the little black technology written on the box, Lele couldn't help asking:

"Why are Xiaohei Technology's company names printed on these boxes?"

Zhuge Dali, who originally wanted to explain, was one step late than Mo Fei next to him. He heard that Mo Fei said calmly while flipping through the box:

"I heard that the boss of this company is nicknamed Xiao Hei, who can do anything, but he just can't make money."

The sailor took out a mechanical dog from the box, and said while studying the instructions beside him:

"You can't say that. The industry that makes money is either in the Constitution or in the Criminal Law. Who dares to touch it?

Nanbo Rabbit, a pet dog for pregnant women, can be used to relieve the boredom of pregnant women when they are alone. What the hell?"

Zhuge Dali, who was rummaging through the box, was giving a good explanation to everyone:

"This is what Xiao Hei invented to make Sister Meijia happy. Originally, the first generation of product was Nanbowan, but it was forced to be fucked by Sister Meijia and Brother Zi Qiao, so this second generation of product was developed.

But after the second generation comes out, is there anyone using it? So it stopped at the second generation."

“Oh~”

Everyone thoughtful, nodded, and then continued to work hard. Looking at the glasses in the box, Mo Fei took out the instructions to read it aloud to everyone:

"Average appearance glasses can make everyone's face look average."

When he heard this thing, Moffey suddenly became interested and wanted to tease Lao Hu. When he brought it with him and called Lao Hu, he realized that Lao Hu's face had not changed at all.

"Nothing reaction, cut, broken."

Zhuge Dali, who was beside him, heard it, glanced at Hu Qiang's face and said with a smile:

"Mo Fei, this is not how you use it. The average appearance of glasses is an average, and it has a special face, and this face happens to be similar to Hu Qiang. If you don't believe it, will you bring these glasses to look at me?"

"Yeah?"

Although there were ten thousand people in my heart who didn't believe it, could it be that he was honestly wearing glasses and looking at Dali. Not to mention, Dali's face instantly turned into Hu Qiang's face.

Seeing this scene, Mo Fei couldn't help laughing, laughing and mocking:

"Old Hu, just like you, you are actually quite average in appearance, hahaha."

Looking at Mo Fei who was trembling with laughter, Hu Qiang looked speechless, but he didn't say anything more after all, he accepted it. Mo Fei's baptism of all kinds of trash words was not a day or two, and he was already immune.

Without hanging the glasses on the face for a while, Murphy also felt bored and took them off. The fact is that if everyone in the world has the same face, then a lot of fun will be lost in life.

Of course, it is quite possible to use these glasses to watch ghost movies. No matter how horrible the atmosphere is, when Hu Qiang's face comes out, all thrillers or ghost movies will become comedy.

At this time, Ruoyu took out a robot from the box:

"Water 2.0 super artificial intelligence robot."

After saying that, everyone once again focused their attention on Dali's face, and Dali naturally became an interviewer:

"I remember that the latest model of Wa Wuli is 2.33, which is already an old model. I still remember the beginning, Er San San, from the original Xiaobai to a love veteran, and finally got rid of a smart speaker. I can only say that the world is really strange."

After hearing Dali's words, Gong Changzhang frowned and said:

"One speaker, I took away another speaker. When I heard it, I felt a bit reasonable. What do you think?"

Mo Fei took off the glasses on her face and threw them back into the box and said:

"I have no objection. It's like a man and a woman. Wait, are you sure the genders of the two speakers are not the same?"

Hearing Mo Fei's words, Dali hurriedly said:
Chapter completed!
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