Chapter 81 Duplicity
"Oh, Dali, since you know so well about Xiaohei Technology, why don't you dig some hot news for us? Anyway, I'm bored now, can you tell me some jokes and make me feel refreshed?"
After hearing Gong Changzhang's opinion, everyone was full of energy. Although everyone did not understand this Xiao Hei very much, it was boring now, so it would be better to have jokes than to be idle here!
"this……"
After looking around and finding that everyone was very curious, Emperor Zhuge shrugged indifferently and said while recording:
"Then I'll tell you. First of all, let's talk about the name, guess what is Xiao Hei's original name?"
"Well~ I know, there must be black or small in the name."
Looking at Lele next to him, Dali smiled and shook his head:
"I'm sorry, the answer is wrong. Xiao Hei's original name is Bai Kai."
"Puff! What the hell?"
I took the opportunity to secretly pour a little soy milk into my mouth. I was about to swallow it, but I was amazed by Dali's words.
"Hahaha, the nickname is Xiao Hei, the original name is Bai Kai, this is Hei Bai Kai!"
Ignoring Gong Changzhang, who was laughing beside him, in the Broken Affairs Department, for so many days, Dali has long been used to this person with a very low laugh. Many times, some boring things can make him laugh at him, but fortunately, this person has a very high quality and will not be happy because of some vulgar things.
"So guess, Xiao Hei is not alone, he is a multi-breasted brother, so guess how many Xiao Hei has?"
Hearing this, a few more women looked at each other, and then Yu Ruoyu spoke in advance:
“Three?”
Dali shook his head with a smile.
Lele blinked and said thoughtfully:
“Four?”
Dali still shook his head with a smile.
When his eyes were focused on Mo Fei, Mo Fei thought about it and said half-jokingly:
"Is it possible that there are seven?"
Hearing Mo Fei's answer, Dali's eyes lit up, and then nodded. This scene made Gong Changzhang, who had just recovered from his senses, laughed again:
"Hahaha! Are they Calabash kids? I bet on two packs of spicy strips. These seven brothers have very different personalities. Is this setting a bit exaggerated? Hahaha!"
He glanced at Gong Changzhang, who was already smiling beside him, and Dali explained to everyone while registering:
“In fact, Xiao Hei is indeed a septulet.
Big baby: taciturn and loves invention.
Erwa: He is a chatterbox and likes to complain.
Sanwa: Kung Fu boy, his strength is unknown.
Siwa: Cool Baron, professional wingman.
Wuwa: Dr. Dark, who loves research.
Liuwa: The king of rap, speaking rhymes.
Qiwa: a novice writer, the king of prophecy.
It can be said that each of them has a different style, but unfortunately, I have never seen them again after the apartment parted."
After hearing Dali's explanation, everyone nodded thoughtfully. To be honest, it was indeed a bit reluctant to leave when they were separated from such a group of magical friends.
As the strongest intern, Lele, of course, was the first to sort out the box in her hand. When she turned her gaze to other boxes, she soon found a box that said "Don't open".
After picking up the box from the ground and exposing the words on it to everyone, Lele reminded:
"Oh, this box says, don't open it."
After scanning up and down, Ruoyu frowned and said with a serious face:
"It looks a bit dangerous, so hurry up!"
It has to be said that Ruoyu, who is the queen of gossip, has been accumulating the long-established soul of the gossip that has been around for a long time after seeing this box, was activated again. Gong Changzhang and Zhuge Dali, who were also attracted to curiosity.
After putting the academic master's training instrument in his hand back into the box, Gong Changzhang hurriedly ran to the front of the box and quickly and conveniently opened the box with everyone.
After taking out a hat casually, Lele read according to the label tied to the hat:
"The mouth is not the heart."
Hu Qiang also picked up a hat casually and read according to the tag tied on the hat:
"This hat will change the way humans communicate and greatly improve the efficiency of humans' collaborative work."
Just like it was agreed in advance, these two guys only spoke halfway, and the last few were said by Ruoyu:
"Those who bring it will not be able to lie."
As an old man, Hu Qiang naturally didn't believe in these things, but as a retired soldier, Gong Changzhang filtered it over and over again in his mind and roughly understood the technology used in this hat.
It's just like a lie detector that detects the frequency of brain waves in the human body to determine whether the person is lying.
Looking at the hat on his hand, Hu Qiang said without believing in evil:
"It's a lie to me, isn't this just a lie to the kid?"
However, what he didn't notice was that Mo Fei, who was standing by, quietly walked to him, and then put a hat on his head.
When the hats were worn on each other's heads, the two display screens above turned green and lit up, and two zeros appeared.
Seeing this scene, no one needs to explain it. Everyone knew that the hat had started to operate normally. Gong Changzhang turned his head and looked beside him, and asked Dali with a confused look on his face:
"Dali, do you know what this hat is useful?"
Dali shook his head with his pen and leaned on his chin:
"I don't know, my contact with Xiao Hei is actually not as long as Sister Meijia and others. Maybe this black technology existed before I arrived at the apartment!"
Hearing the chatting words behind him and Hu Qiang, who had not yet understood how serious the matter was, Mo Fei tilted her head and asked with a wicked smile:
"Are we team building or doing chores?"
No idea, Hu Qiang smiled and blurted out without thinking:
"Team building!"
"bite"
After watching the display screen on his head change from double zero to 01, everyone looked at each other and looked shocked, and everyone found the incredible part of the hat.
Lele said softly, as if he had discovered something incredible.
As for Hu Qiang, his face, which was originally full of smiles, froze instantly.
This hat is so easy to use, may he frowned and asked:
“Do you lie to us often?”
Although I realized that this hat was very scammed, Hu Qiang was still stubborn and said:
"Of course not."
"bite!"
This time, everyone's expressions changed from incredible to shock.
Mo Fei had no words at the moment, and Secretary Jin immediately asked:
"How many times have you ever had a relationship?"
Faced with this problem, Hu Qiang said without thinking about it in order to protect himself and be a man and his final dignity:
"Three times."
"bite!"
"Two times!"
"bite!"
Looking at Hu Qiang who was not talking, Ruoyu followed the trend and reasoned out his true love record:
"It's only one time."
After realizing that his old secrets were exposed, Hu Qiang immediately began to frame the hat on his head:
"This, this hat must be broken."
Chapter completed!