Chapter 6768 Prime Minister sips water
The only prince!
A true prince! Thus was born.
After both parties signed the contract and shook hands, the real prince of Britain was born.
But, what does Lin Feng want to do with this quick enclave? What does Lin Feng plan to do with the overseas enclave?
"Prince Falkland, when you bought this overseas enclave, did you just want a fiefdom and become a real prince, or did you do it for some other purpose?" the British media asked.
Lin Feng smiled.
"Prime Minister Brown, tell me, what will happen to the media if I say you didn't force it on me?" Lin Feng asked in a low voice.
Gordon Brown's eyes suddenly rounded. Are you so unreliable? By saying this, aren't you slapping the British government in the face? How can he continue to be Prime Minister?
But faced with so much urgency, what could Gordon Brown say? He could only use his eyes to signal Lin Feng not to talk nonsense.
"Friends who are anxious, actually, I have no interest in this overseas enclave. It is of no use to me. What can I do with such a small place and no resources? You know, I have Somalia.
! This is much more useful than Falkland Island." Lin Feng said eloquently, "I want the so-called title, and I can ask His Majesty Pope Francis to give me the title of Holy Emperor of Somalia! You tell me, don't you?"
The Holy Emperor of Somalia? Many reporters were disgusted with it. This title is too awesome. But if you think about it carefully, considering the relationship between Lin Feng and Pope Francis, it’s really not accurate. Pope Francis bestowed it on Lin Feng.
Such a title seems to be really feasible.
"Do you think the title of 'Holy Emperor of Somalia' sounds better, or the title of Prince of Falkland?" Lin Feng said slowly, "And in Somalia, I still have absolute control. Of course, who wants to say that I am a dictator?
, then I will cut him, cut him hard." Lin Feng started to go too far.
"Ahem! Prince Falkland, please return to the topic!" Prime Minister Gordon Brown had to remind Lin Feng.
Otherwise, if this continues, there will be no issue with Falkland Island. It will become a press conference on Somalia. That would go against the original intention of Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
"So, I don't care about this so-called real prince's title, but the British government insists on forcing it on me!" Lin Feng said slowly.
Poof! Gordon Brown was drinking tea and spit out a mouthful of tea.
A female reporter in the front row was suddenly sprayed with tea all over her face, and her face was confused. At this moment, the female reporter was directly knocked out by the spray. She didn’t even know what happened, but a ball of tea came over.
I was dumbfounded. This hair was just done.
Gordon Brown was also panicked. Although it was an accident, it was very bad for his reputation if something like this happened.
"I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, I just coughed and couldn't hold it back!" Gordon Brown quickly stepped forward to help the female reporter wipe the tea from her face.
Of course, at the same time, I didn’t forget to give Lin Feng a resentful look. If Lin Feng hadn’t been talking nonsense like this, would he have been like this! Lin Feng was just provoking trouble here. It wasn’t like this beforehand!
"Hey, I'm just telling a joke to lighten the atmosphere! After all, Somalia is involved in the dispute between Islam and Christianity. Let me lighten the atmosphere!" Lin Feng shrugged helplessly, "I was joking on purpose. Who would have expected us in the end?
Prime Minister Brown cares so much about the British state, respectable, respectable!”
Pfft! If there was still tea in his mouth, Gordon Brown would still have to spray this female reporter. Lin Feng is really good at teasing people.
"Well, this happened because of me. This beautiful reporter, all losses today are mine. Well, how about I compensate you for a set of Versace winter clothes? You go to Versace, pick out a set, and then give me my name
, the bill is waived directly!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
What! Going to Versace to pick out a set of winter clothes? The beautiful reporter was originally looking depressed, complaining about Gordon Brown's impolite behavior. After all, who wouldn't be disgusted by a man's saliva on his face? As a result, the assassin
After hearing what Lin Feng said, she instantly became happy.
"Let me think about it, a hat, a bottoming shirt, a jacket, trousers, shoes, a handbag, a six-piece set should be about right! You go pick out a six-piece set, and I'll pay for it!" Lin Feng said.
The beautiful reporter suddenly felt as happy as a flower blooming. She lifted Prime Minister Gordon Brown away, ran to Lin Feng, and gave him a warm hug and a sweet kiss.
Most of the white Europeans are enthusiastic and bold. This does not mean that they must be very open-minded. If you don't like them, don't even think about going to bed. Kissing is just a courtesy for them. If you want to go to bed, I'm sorry, but I can't see it.
Just fuck you.
"Applause." There was a burst of cheers from reporters around him.
"Prime Minister Brown, you can spit on us too!" some female reporters joked loudly.
"Yes, Prime Minister Brown, you still have tea in front of you, spray us with it too!" Many female reporters shouted.
After being sprayed, you can exchange for a six-piece Versace winter set, which is definitely a bargain. For these six-piece sets, Lin Feng has no requirements for style or price. If you see the latest model, it will easily add up to tens of thousands of euros, or even more than a dozen
Ten thousand euros is an easy and normal thing. If you catch a limited edition, it is normal for this set to cost one million euros.
And how much do reporters like them earn? Their annual salary is only 40,000 to 50,000 euros. Tell me, how can they not be excited?
At this time, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was embarrassed. He could swear to God that this was definitely the most embarrassing press conference for him.
But who can he blame? Lin Feng? Lin Feng is here to help him out. Otherwise, if these female reporters make a fuss, he might be accused of discriminating against women. This kind of gender discrimination is terrible.
Ah. Although it will not affect his position as prime minister, it will inevitably encounter some criticism, making it difficult for him to step down.
But Lin Feng's way of ending is a bit too exaggerated. He always gives away a set of Versace, which is a luxury brand! Of course, well, as far as Lin Feng is concerned, luxury brands are just like that, not worth a lot of money. A drop in the bucket.
It doesn’t even count.
Especially Versace is Mrs. Lin Feng’s brand. This is even less worth mentioning.
It’s just that he suffered a lot. I wonder how the news media will comment on this matter later!
"The Prime Minister drools: worth the full set of Versace!" "The Prime Minister drooled, and the beautiful female reporter received a Versace set worth hundreds of thousands of euros from the prince." "The Prime Minister drooled on the beautiful reporter, and Prince Falkland received a kiss from the beautiful reporter."
Gordon Brown can come up with many headlines at random in his mind, and any one of these headlines is enough to make Gordon Brown the laughing stock of the whole UK!
Chapter completed!