Walking GDP
Prime Minister Gordon Brown still underestimated the speed of today's media communication.
After the popularity of smart phones, and when Lin Feng withdrew from Weibo, the popular dating service software, the dissemination of all information was calculated in seconds. During this period, the public had to get news.
Relying on various newspapers and magazines, nowadays, as long as you click on your mobile phone, you can receive information from all over the world at any time.
In particular, Weibo is a dating service software that has no national boundaries. You can communicate with people from all over the world and share what you see and hear. This was something that was unimaginable ten years ago.
However, with the help of the Internet and smart phones, it can be realized within a short distance.
At this moment, the news that Prime Minister Gordon Brown sprayed water on a beautiful reporter's face, and then the beautiful reporter's face was covered with tea, received a complete Versace set from Lin Feng as compensation. After the embarrassment on Prime Minister Gordon Brown's face,
The color has not faded yet, but it has spread all over the world.
Of course, it is a pity that although there was a camera that captured the moment when Gordon Brown sprayed water, it was captured by a camera, not a mobile phone. Therefore, only Gordon Brown’s embarrassing moments were shared on the Internet.
Pictures, as well as pictures of the beautiful reporter looking embarrassed.
Of course, this is enough. Enough to boil the Internet.
After all, it is extremely rare for the Prime Minister of a country to spray water in public. Most of the people who can become the Prime Minister of a country are well-connected people. How could they be so rude? This is an extremely rare thing. As a result, now
It squirted out, and it even hit a beautiful reporter’s face. You said, how happy this is for netizens.
The number of retweets in an instant exceeded 100,000. Immediately after Lin Feng announced Versace’s compensation, the number of retweets increased. Millions of people retweeted it, and tens of millions of people commented. All kinds of ridiculing words were made with the use of one’s butt.
You can think of it all.
If Prime Minister Gordon Brown had the time to go see it, he would probably be pissed to death.
Helpless, since ancient times, there have been experts among the people. This critic is even more so. Maybe the quality of netizens may vary, but there will always be some surprising words from time to time. Given the absolute population base, there are some remarks that make Prime Minister Gordon Brown angry to death, that is,
Not surprising.
Among them, the most embarrassing remarks for Gordon Brown were none other than a Weibo post titled "Analysis of the gold content of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's saliva."
What kind of Weibo is this? It's very simple. It was analyzed by a netizen named "Huadu Xu Wenqiang". Listening to the name, you know that it must be from China.
A sip of water for a human being is about 10-15 ml. Based on the analysis of the water stains on the face of the beautiful reporter, this sip of Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a small sip. So we calculate it based on the minimum limit of 10 ml. Of course, it can also be calculated as 12 ml.
Calculated in milliliters, but for the convenience of calculation, we round up.
Fengshen compensated the beautiful reporter for the six-piece Versace suit. Based on the latest models currently available in the Versace store: a hat of 3,000 euros, a bottoming shirt of 23,000 euros, a coat of 78,000 euros, trousers of 54,000 euros, boots of 35,000 euros, and a leather bag.
240,000 euros!
Six-piece set, totaling 433,000 euros! In other words, every milliliter of Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s saliva is worth 43,300 euros!
How much saliva can a person have? An adult can secrete 1-1.5 liters of saliva, that is, saliva, every day. Calculated based on the minimum value of 1 liter, then Prime Minister Gordon Brown can secrete saliva worth 43.3 million euros every day!
In one year, that’s 15.8 billion euros. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a walking GDP!
This article has been reprinted by all good-hearted netizens. For netizens, this is so cool! It is also so interesting. This kind of analysis is simply amazing.
Of course, due to the uniqueness of 'Weibo', because Nuwa is responsible for translating various texts around the world, 'Weibo' is extremely accurate. Therefore, netizens from all over the world can directly see their country's text version. Only
However, after each article, the country and language it comes from will be indicated to distinguish the original publication place.
Now, the whole world is reposting it like crazy.
! All of a sudden, Prime Minister Gordon Brown got another nickname. Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who was still depressed at this moment, didn’t know that he had got another nickname for no reason. And this nickname will be with him from now on.
his whole life.
And who is to blame for all this? Maybe, it’s Lin Feng who should be blamed. This guy is fine, so why add Versace to him randomly? It’s too expensive!
However, what is interesting is that the live press conference is not over yet. For many reporters, Gordon Brown cannot play with his mobile phone, but they can. After all, they are reporters, and it is okay to play with their mobile phones down there. This
It’s not military control, it’s just reporters’ interviews, and there is no need for cell phone control.
As a result, these reporters saw such an article and also saw Gordon Brown's latest nickname. Then, these reporters, who are not afraid of being too high-minded when watching dramas and like to stir up trouble, began to ask questions.
"Prime Minister Gordon, someone just analyzed the value of your saliva on the Internet. The final conclusion is that your saliva is worth 43,300 euros per milliliter, and you will generate 43.3 million euros every day.
The euro's saliva is 15.8 billion euros every year! Now, netizens jokingly call you the walking GDP! Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, what do you think?" A reporter raised his hand to ask.
Poof! Almost, Prime Minister Gordon spitted out again. Fortunately, he controlled it. After all, it was the first time, and it can't happen again.
As a result, there was a sigh from the audience. The reporters sitting in the front row all sighed.
It would be great if Prime Minister Gordon Brown sprayed out. Then they would also get a set. Come to think of it, Lin Feng wouldn't be so stingy, right?
Bastards! A bunch of bastards! Prime Minister Gordon Brown really wants to curse at this moment.
Are there any bullies like you? Are there any bullies like you? Are there any bullies like you?
Prime Minister Gordon Brown was in tears. He actually called himself a ‘walking GDP’. This is too bullying.
You, you, you... Prime Minister Gordon Brown was so angry that he wanted to pretend that nothing had happened.
"Regarding this question, I think if I could really generate that much GDP every day, I would be honored to create such high wealth for the country!" Gordon Brown answered bravely.
Unfortunately, he met Lin Feng, who was always good at last-hitting.
"From now on, when I hold a press conference, no water is allowed on the table!" Lin Feng shouted.
Chapter completed!