Chapter 87 The current live broadcast industry is so introverted? (Three in one)
[Good guy, this script is awesome!]
[Sir, times have changed (dog head)]
[Anchor: Let me show you my big baby, isn’t it exciting?]
[When I saw the gun in the anchor’s hand, I knew it was 100% acting (laughing)]
[Quie, the script is already dead (funny)]
It was obviously a critical moment, but the audience in the live broadcast room did not feel worried at all.
Because from the moment they saw Su Ye take out a gun, they were basically sure that Su Ye was acting.
Real gun?
Laughing to death, impossible!
You don’t even look at where this is or what era it is now.
If this was a real gun, would you believe it that a group of special police officers would "escort" you to the police station for tea in a matter of minutes?
No matter how much discussion there is in the live broadcast room, 99% of the viewers agree that this is a scripted "live performance".
They also had to admire the "professionalism" of the anchor and these extras.
Look at this acting. Although the plot is a bit exaggerated and the lines are a bit awkward due to the script, the acting is really natural!
"Aren't you very brave~"
Su Ye pointed the muzzle of his gun at the beard and chuckled.
The bearded man raised his hands, looked at the pistol in Su Ye's hand, swallowed, smiled reluctantly, and did not dare to answer.
"Hold your head with your hands, turn around, and squat."
Su Ye was too lazy to chat with him and urged.
The bearded man didn't dare not listen, so he could only follow what Su Ye said and obeyed obediently.
At this time, Su Ye took out a finger-thick rope from nowhere and handed it to Wu Fei and the others who were stunned.
"Come on, go and tie his hands and feet for me."
Wu Fei stared blankly at the rope in front of him, then looked at the pistol in Su Ye's hand, and then recalled the "unscientific" scene when Su Ye told his fortune just now, and a bold guess appeared in his mind.
In my mind...
Obviously, all the information the fortune teller just said about this middle-aged man is true, otherwise this man would not be so excited.
According to the fortune teller's description, this man is probably involved in a murder case, so he is so afraid that the fortune teller will tell him what he has done.
In this case, if the pistol in the young lady's hand is real, wouldn't it be...
No way!
Could it be that the true identity of the fortune teller is actually a policewoman in plainclothes?
What the fuck?!
The unfolding of this plot is so exciting!
You wouldn’t even dare to write like this in a novel!
Although he was thinking this, Wu Fei quickly took the rope from Su Ye's hand and walked towards the beard with some anxiety.
If his guess is correct, then this bearded man may really be a dangerous person with a murder case!
Of course, Bearded Beard also heard what Su Ye said. As soon as he heard that the other party was planning to tie him up with a rope, he immediately panicked.
If he is really tied up, then his situation is 100% sealed!
No, he must find an opportunity to run away!
"Don't move~"
Just when his beard was about to move, Su Ye's half-smiling voice came from behind him, and then a hard object hit the back of his head.
The bearded man thought suddenly and held his head in his hands, not daring to move at all!
He was squatting with his head in his hands, his face was ashen, and he could only let Wu Fei tie his legs with a rope.
"Wrap it twice more, tie it harder, and tie the knot tightly."
Su Ye said to Wu Fei while holding the gun against the back of the bearded head.
"Oh!" Wu Fei followed the instructions faithfully, tightening the rope tied to the bearded leg, and finally tied several knots.
"Slowly put your hand down and put it behind your back. You don't need me to teach you what to do, right?"
Su Ye pushed the gun against Beard's head. The hard feeling of the barrel reminded Beard not to have any other thoughts.
His legs were tied up, and there was a gun on the back of his head. The bearded man was completely desperate.
He completely gave up the idea of escape, and could only follow Su Ye's instructions, put down the hand on his head, and put it behind his back.
After Wu Fei's bearded hands were tied with ropes, Su Ye put down the gun in his hands.
He looked at the bearded man squatting on the ground with a desperate face and smiled.
Then, under the curious eyes of passers-by, he stretched out his hand and took out his mobile phone from his beard pocket.
There is a password, but it's not a big problem.
Put the phone screen against your bearded face, and soon the face will be unlocked successfully.
Su Ye used his bearded mobile phone to edit a "provocative" text message with a simple police station.
He imitated a bearded tone and "introduced himself" with great arrogance, saying that "I" was responsible for the car accident that killed someone in the early morning of February 18, the year before last!
Finally, he said in an extremely provocative manner that "I" have been free for several years, but you still haven't caught "me" yet. Are you such a noob?
Finally, he told me the current location of "I" and said that if you policemen have the ability, come and arrest "me"!
After editing and clicking send, Su Ye turned off the phone with a smile and stuffed it back into his bearded pocket.
I don’t know how the police officers will react when they see this text message he sent~
Su Ye started to look forward to it.
"How does it feel to be tied up by my big body?"
"Ah……"
The bearded man turned his head away, not wanting to say anything to Su Ye.
He knew that he had been trapped. With his hands and feet tied, he was like fish on a chopping board, completely at the mercy of others.
"do not want to talk?"
Su Ye squatted in front of Beard, played with the small pistol in his hand, and asked with a chuckle.
The bearded man turned his head away, not wanting to talk to Su Ye at all.
He knew that he would be in jail, and he was prepared to have free meals for a few years.
It was just a few years in prison, but he was still a good man after he came out!
Su Ye didn't know what Lu Xiu was thinking. He smiled, raised his little hand, and put the muzzle of the gun directly between his eyebrows.
"You...what do you want to do?!"
Looking at the dark muzzle of the gun in front of him, Lu Hu knew that it was impossible for Su Ye to shoot, but with the cold muzzle of the gun pressing against his forehead, it was impossible for him not to panic.
He was afraid that Su Ye would accidentally get angry, so he shot him in the head!
"I know what you are thinking."
Su Ye said with a slight smile in a clear and melodious female voice.
"Don't worry, I'm not a policeman, so I won't send you to the police station."
What?
You are not a police officer?!
Hearing what Su Ye said, Bearded's head buzzed.
If she is not a police officer, where did the gun in her hand come from?!
Why would she investigate him and know what he did?!
"Xiao Rong, do you know who it is?"
Su Ye's smile faded slightly and her tone became much colder.
The bearded man swallowed, of course he knew this name.
Because after the car accident, he secretly inquired and found out that the name of the person he killed was Xiao Rong.
"I guess you must be wondering now, since I'm not a police officer, why do I have a gun in my hand and know so much about you, right?"
Su Ye didn't care at all whether the onlookers would hear their conversation.
"Hey, I can't help it. I suddenly received such a simple task yesterday. To be honest, I was quite surprised."
"We spent a little time investigating the cause of Xiao Rong's death, and we quickly identified you."
"Originally, we just wanted to find you, but what we didn't expect was that you actually came to our door yourself. Isn't this wonderful?"
When Su Ye said this in a female voice, she couldn't help but laugh.
"There is indeed no enmity between you and me, but in our line of work, we only pay attention to four words - collecting money to do things."
"Since we have received money from our employer, we must do things well for him. Otherwise, how can we live up to our reputation, right?"
At this time, everyone was dumbfounded.
He is really stupid!
employer?!
Task?
In their line of work?
Collect money to do things?
In addition, she is not a police officer, but she has a gun...
Damn it!
Isn’t this just buying a murder to kill someone!
The bearded man couldn't help but think of the organizational killer in "Conan".
In the dead of winter, cold sweat could not stop flowing down his forehead, which was pressed against the muzzle of a gun.
impossible.
There are so many people watching around, it’s impossible!
There is no way she would dare to kill someone in the street!
However, the bearded man dare not gamble.
He only has one life, and he really doesn't dare to gamble.
He wanted to shout for help, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Su Ye stuffed the barrel of the gun into his mouth, blocking his mouth.
"Hmm!" (Help!)
His hands and feet were tied, a gun was stuffed in his mouth, and he was crying indistinctly with a blurred beard.
"Call for help? Do you think it will help?"
Su Ye sneered.
"Do you know why so many people around you saw me holding a gun to your head, but no one called the police?"
Su Ye glanced at the crowd of people who were whispering around them and looked at them curiously. He turned back and asked the bearded man with a smile.
Su Ye's question stunned the bearded man.
yes!
Why!
Why was it that when they saw someone pulling out a gun and pointing it at his head, no one was afraid, let alone called the police?
This is completely unreasonable!
The bearded man suddenly thought of the boys who just cooperated with Su Ye's "fortune telling".
Could it be...
Su Ye smiled, put his head next to the bearded ear, and whispered: "It seems you have thought of it~ That's right, since you took the initiative to come to the door, everyone in this alley was organized by us
External members, as for the irrelevant crowd? Haha, we have dispersed them long ago."
"Do you think you have a chance to ask for help? We are just playing cat and mouse, playing with you, the clown, before you die~"
When Su Ye said that the whole alley belonged to them, the bearded man's mentality suddenly collapsed!
He really wanted to cry at this moment...
I was completely despairing inside!
What the hell is that about her?!
In order to catch a little guy like him, he actually called out so many people and started such a big battle!
Just investigate him, but this is a gun, a tie, and a large group of people pretending to be passers-by to surround him without giving him a chance to escape. What the hell does this mean?
Do you want to treat him with such luxurious treatment?
The bearded man has never looked forward to the police coming to rescue him so quickly!
He felt like he might really die here today!
He was obviously a middle-aged man in his forties, but at this moment his mouth was stuffed with a gun barrel, and his nose was crying like an eight-year-old child.
On the verge of collapse, Lu Xiu suddenly saw the mobile phone he had put aside and was currently broadcasting.
Suddenly, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, his tearful eyes shone with hope, and he shouted excitedly and vaguely:
"Ehhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(You can’t kill me! I’m live broadcasting! Even if you kill me, you can’t run away!)
I thought that Su Ye would change his mind about killing him because he was caught on live broadcast, but what he didn't expect was that Su Ye actually laughed!
"Do you think that because we were caught on camera during your live broadcast just now, we were exposed?"
"Do you know why we dare to face the live camera without being afraid at all?"
"Anyway, you are going to die soon. In fact, it doesn't hurt to tell you..."
Su Ye put his mouth to the bearded ear and said with a smile in a voice that only he could hear:
"Because our faces are all fake~"
The bearded man was confused: "???"
"Not only that~" (female voice)
Su Ye's voice changed, and the pleasant female voice turned into a magnetic male voice, whispering in the bearded man's ear:
"Even our gender is fake." (Male voice)
"Isn't it a surprise? Isn't it a surprise?" (Male voice)
Leaving the bearded ear, Su Ye sneered and looked at him with a smile.
The bearded man laughed miserably and slowly closed his eyes, tears streaming down his face uncontrollably.
No wonder……
No wonder they act so arrogantly.
He should have expected it.
Fortune telling...is fake.
The identity of the policewoman... is fake.
Passersby...are fake.
The face...is fake.
Even the gender... is fake.
Haha, everything is fake...
Sure enough, he was overthinking...
Since the other party dared to do this to him in front of a live broadcast, he must be fully prepared.
As she said, who would have thought that her "beauty killer" would actually be a man?!
"Okay, after chatting with you so much, it's time for you to hit the road." (Female voice)
After Su Ye finished saying this in a cold female voice, she pulled out the barrel of the gun from Bearded's mouth and aimed it at his head.
In the desperate eyes of the bearded man, Su Ye's index finger on the trigger was obviously slowly exerting force.
Looking at the muzzle of the gun in front of him, the bearded man with runny nose looked pale and his heart was beating fast.
The breath of death hit his face, making his tied hands and feet extremely cold.
He slowly closed his eyes.
At this moment, the memories of the beard kept coming back, like seeing a revolving lantern.
If he hadn't gone out drinking that night, let alone drunk driving, he wouldn't have killed anyone.
Perhaps, this incident would not happen today...
"In the next life, remember to be a good person."
Looking at the bearded man with his eyes closed, he directly pulled the trigger as Su Ye's cold voice fell.
"boom!"
The deafening gunfire sounded, and wisps of white smoke floated from the muzzle of the gun in Su Ye's hand.
The bearded man who was squatting on the ground tilted his body and slowly fell to the ground, lying on the ground motionless.
The huge gunshots stunned the passers-by who were watching and were also shocked.
Wu Fei and the four of them looked confused.
what's going on?
Why did the fortune teller shoot into the sky?
Wait! The gun the young lady is holding...
No, this looks like the starting gun at a school sports meeting!
No one was hit, so why was the person still lying down when the gunfire rang out?
Damn it...
Playing dead?
How the hell is this okay?!
Su Ye put down the starting gun in his hand, blew the white smoke flying out of the muzzle, then looked at the bearded man lying on the ground and raised his eyebrows.
Someone in the crowd suddenly started applauding.
Then, the onlookers came to their senses from being stunned, and everyone clapped!
"Damn it! This acting is really amazing!"
"Good guy, I was so fascinated just now. The sound of the gunshot shocked me. I didn't expect this thing to actually make a sound!"
"In order to realize the sound of gunfire, even the starting gun was adjusted. This live broadcast performance is awesome!"
"Is the live broadcasting industry so involved now? This brother has such acting skills and doesn't go into making movies, but actually live broadcasts his whole life here. It's really unworthy of his talent, haha."
"Hey, it turns out that experts are among the people. If nothing else, just for this guy's real acting skills, I must give his account a follow!"
"This script is quite interesting, but it's a pity that the role of this brother is too miserable. He has to cry, be tied up, and eat the barrel of a gun at the same time. It makes me feel bad when I look at it, haha~"
"The acting skills of this fortune-telling beauty are also very good, but compared to this brother's acting skills, they are still a little bit less interesting."
"Indeed, if it weren't for the two mobile phones that were broadcasting live next to me, telling me that these two anchors were acting, I almost thought I wanted to call the police, goose goose~"
"Hey, luckily I stood at the front and took the video with my phone from the beginning~"
"What the hell?! Brother, add me as a friend and send me a copy! I only remembered after watching it that I forgot to take a picture!"
"The current live broadcast circle is lacking such powerful anchors. I support you, little sister! Come on!"
Su Ye also heard the chattering discussions of passers-by. He smiled and held his hands in his hands:
"Thank you everyone for liking our live performance~ We will provide you with more exciting live performances in the future~" (female voice)
After saying that, Su Ye turned around and looked at the frightened bearded man and the large piece of wet pants in his crotch, and couldn't help laughing.
This guy, while being stunned by his acting skills, was actually scared to the point of peeing~
Is it because his acting skills are too good, or because his mental capacity is too poor?
Putting the starting gun back in his pocket, Su Ye looked at the black pistol in his hand again, then threw it to Wu Fei beside him with disgust.
"This plastic model water gun takes up a lot of saliva. It's disgusting. I give it to you~"
Wu Fei subconsciously caught it...
But touching the wet and sticky unknown liquid on the barrel of the gun, Wu Fei's expression gradually solidified.
This light and airy feeling is indeed the texture of a plastic water gun, but...
Why should he catch it?
It's all covered in that man's saliva!
Su Ye estimated the time and felt that the police should be arriving soon.
"Everyone, give way. Please open a way for me to go out~"
The passers-by who were watching also heard this and quickly made way for Su Ye.
"Thank you~"
Su Ye picked up the mobile phone that was on the ground and was broadcasting live. After walking out of the crowd, he ran away without looking back!
Seeing the running back of the Hanfu girl, the passers-by were stunned.
"What happened? Why did the beautiful fortune teller run away? Did she not care about her partner?"
"Well, the young lady must have gone to get pants for her partner, right? After all, her fortune-telling stall is still here."
Someone pointed to the wet crotch of the bearded man and said while holding back a smile.
"Holy shit? Did you really pee your pants? Are you so dedicated to the performance!"
"Hey~ Today's anchors are really working hard. For the live broadcast effect, they are tied up, fortune-telling, and crying scenes. Now for the comedy effect, it's okay to pee their pants on the spot."
"It's really hard, really."
"By the way, why hasn't he gotten up yet?"
"I guess it's because it's too embarrassing to wet your pants, so you just choose to pretend to be dead and wait until we leave before getting up again?"
"Well...but if we leave, his hands and feet will be tied, and he won't be able to get up."
"..."
Chapter completed!