Chapter 88 People are so cute, of course they are boys
"It's so exciting to just run away after doing something."
Su Ye ran to the street a hundred meters away from the alley, holding a selfie stick, and then slowed down.
He looked back behind him and found that no one was chasing him, and he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
Originally, Su Ye had no intention of pulling out a gun at first, but Bearded Man suddenly rushed towards him, preparing to have sex with him. This was completely a subconscious action on his part.
In the end, people were frightened, but trouble also came.
But there’s no way to explain the gun thing!
He could not let the bearded man think it was a fake gun, and at the same time, he could not let the passers-by and the live broadcast room audience think it was a real gun.
It is really unusually difficult to achieve such a point in such a contradictory situation.
Fortunately, I saw the mobile phone next to me that was live broadcasting, and I had an idea and thought of the "script" issue mentioned by the audience in the live broadcast room.
So he quickly thought of a solution——
That is to treat this matter as a performance, and use performance techniques to let the bearded people, live broadcast viewers and passers-by figure it out for themselves.
As for how to make people think that they are acting, this is very critical.
He can't act too realistically. Instead, he needs to "act" with as exaggerated and embarrassing acting skills as possible, so as to make others automatically think that they are acting and that there is a script.
Obviously, his "script" is divided into three different versions.
The beard has one version, the audience has another version, and the passers-by have another version.
Because his "detailed information check" revealed the detailed information about the beard and his illegal deeds, and the pistol in his hand was pointed at him. In the panic, he had no time to think, and he would subconsciously think,
He is the plainclothes policewoman who investigated him and planned to arrest him.
Here, his understanding of Lu Xiu’s “personal information” and “criminal facts” is such that everyone would think that he has investigated him. Coupled with the condition of “having a gun”, to Lu Xiu, he is a “female police officer”
"The script was established.
Most of the onlookers are young people, and they definitely don’t believe the fortune-telling words of the “fortune teller lady”, and they won’t think that he is a policeman just because he pulled out a gun. Instead, they will think that he is making it up, and so is the gun.
The toy guns used in performances are well known to everyone, after all, how strict the gun ban is in China.
Therefore, it is easy to figure out that the bearded man is an actor cooperating with him.
Both of them are Internet celebrity anchors who are live broadcasting. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that this is a live broadcast performance and they are just trying to create hype. The two mobile phones next to them that are live broadcasting are proof of this.
Due to this information gap, Su Ye easily allowed passers-by to obtain another of his scripts.
——These are two Internet celebrity anchors who are hyping up!
Beard was frightened, and later he used his live performance to tie him up with a rope. In the end, he successfully stunned him with fake gunshots.
These scenes were obviously regarded as exaggerated performances by the surrounding passers-by.
Obviously, these "scripts" of his were performed very successfully.
Do you want to say that this "performance" is embarrassing?
embarrassed!
That must be "awkward"!
These "lines" are so similar to chuunibyou, it's weird if they're not embarrassing!
But if you don’t intentionally be “embarrassing”, what if a naive passerby really thinks he’s holding a real gun and secretly calls the police on him?
Hiss, I can’t even imagine the consequences.
Sure enough, it was a moment of pleasure to pull out a gun and explain the crematorium.
It's better not to use this thing in the future.
Su Ye thought silently.
At this time, Su Ye also had time to check the live broadcast room comments on his mobile phone.
[Why did the anchor run away after a disagreement?]
[Yeah, why did you run away? Although this script is as awkward as the Dragon King with a Crooked Mouth, but after watching it for a while, I was surprisingly attracted to it, haha]
[To be honest, this whole life is quite surprising. Wife Xiaomei, you can come again a few times in the future. It’s fun]
"I'm sorry everyone, it's really because I didn't perform very well just now. After the performance, so many people looked at me. I felt too embarrassed, so I couldn't help but run away~"
Su Ye pursed her lips, not daring to look at the live broadcast room footage, and explained to the live broadcast room audience very "shyly".
[Hey, hey, my wife is so cute when she is shy~]
[The anchor is so cute, I recognized him as a boy (drooling)]
[Wife Xiaomei, please create a Q group. I recorded today’s live broadcast. I will help you edit it later. You can just upload it to station B directly (dog-headed rose)]
[Good guy, it’s okay for fans to help UP edit videos, but you’ll die if you lick the dog! Anchor, look at me, I also recorded and edited yesterday’s dance video!]
"Group number? I will create a group later and post it on the dynamic list. Friends who are interested can add it."
"But there is no need to help me edit the video. This is what I should do myself. If you have already edited it, you can use your own account to post it. Just remember to note the source of the video~"
Su Ye used a female voice, smiled, and spoke softly to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Wearing a long white Hanfu dress, with a beautiful voice and a sweet temperament, and using a mobile selfie stick to broadcast live, Su Ye unsurprisingly attracted the attention of many passers-by.
[The newcomers are all in the monster series. Although they are acted in scripts, the live broadcast effect is really good]
[Beautiful cross-dressing, sweet fake voice, good at acting, loves doing chores, good at singing and dancing, Emma, the anchor is really strong, this is unreasonable]
[Our UPs at Station B really worked hard to shoot the video material (covering their mouths and laughing)]
[The anchor is a cross-dressing guy? Damn it?! Is it true or false? I’ve only been watching the live broadcast for a short time, don’t scare me]
[As expected, she is new here. The gender of our wife, Xiaomei, has always been a mystery. If you can tell, there is something wrong (cover your mouth and laugh)]
[That big guy, I think he’s a fitness blogger on Douyin, he has hundreds of thousands of followers, and his acting skills are pretty awesome too]
[Why did the topic return to the anchor’s gender? To be honest, it’s really useless to discuss this, because even us old fans can’t see it (laughing and crying)]
"The host is a boy, so don't worry about it~" Su Ye said in a playful girlish voice.
Although that was what he said, the playful voice and tone made it difficult for the audience in the live broadcast room to tell whether what Su Ye said was serious or a joke.
"As for the question you asked about the script, there must be a script in the script. Just have fun and don't take it too seriously."
"For example, I made an agreement with the fortune teller Taoist priest in advance. I would spend money to rent his stall and ask him to act in a play with me. I just pretended to meet him by chance because he had something urgent and wanted me to go there.
Help him visit the fortune-telling stall."
"Everyone knows the rest of the plot. After the old Taoist priest leaves, it's time for the four college students to take the stage."
"There is nothing wrong with the four of them being extras, but among the four of them, only one was hired by me with money. The other three didn't know that they were coming to tell fortunes."
"Because we communicated in advance, I knew their names and what they had experienced recently, to the level of fortune telling. In addition, only one of the four of them knew that this was collusion, and the others
It’s all done, so we can still achieve the most realistic fortune-telling reaction.” (female voice)
While walking on the street, Su Ye told the entire arrangement of the "script" to the audience in the live broadcast room, but regarding the beard, Su Ye just brushed it off and didn't mention it at all.
"Our acting skills are pretty good, right? Can we beat a lot of young talents?" (Male voice)
When he said this, Su Ye switched back to his original voice and winked at the audience in the live broadcast room with a smile.
"For example, I just pretended to be a young lady to tell fortunes, and no one thought I was a man~" (Male voice)
The audience was attentive listening to Su Ye's explanation of the "script". The sudden male voice of the Hanfu girl immediately made the new audience dumbfounded.
Not only the audience in the live broadcast room, but also the pedestrians who happened to pass by Su Ye and subconsciously looked at Su Ye because of his appearance, were stunned when they heard the male voice in Su Ye's mouth.
This beauty in ancient costume... is a man?
Su Ye seemed to have noticed the strange glances around him, and then he remembered the streets where people were coming and going at this time, coughed lightly, and changed back to a girlish voice.
"Just a joke~ Just a joke~"
"She is so cute, of course she is a girl~"
Su Ye's sweet girlish voice seemed like the male voice just now was an illusion they heard.
Chapter completed!