Yang Hongru said in the tone of Mr. Shan: "Speaking of this majestic champion, he wears a purple gold crown with a three-pronged hair and a Xichuan red brocade hundred-flower robe..."

The old lady said happily: "My son has learned to dress up!"

"He is holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, and under his crotch is a red rabbit horse neighing in the wind." Yang Hongru continued.

The old lady was very pleased: "My son has also learned to ride a horse! He is so successful! He is so successful!"

"Tanhua Lang came towards me. After losing a round, he turned around and left. Li Zhuangyuan stretched out his hand and lifted the back of his vest, lifting Tanhua Lang onto the horse. He threw it in the air, caught his feet with both hands, and exerted force on his arms. He heard

Got... with a pop of the magnetic card... it split into two halves!"

Well - Yang Hongru squeezed several paragraphs of the book together. The character appears is Lu Bu, and the character mentioned later is Li Yuanba.

The old lady was so surprised: "My son has learned to tear people apart?"

"This is no easier than tearing apart chicken legs!" Yang Hongru said exaggeratedly.

Everyone was very happy after hearing this. Is this a big mouth? It can fool an old lady who has never seen the world.

"The opening game of the champion is the most exciting! Li champion is holding two xuanhua board axes..." Yang Hongru said with gestures.

The old lady wondered: "Isn't it Fang Tian Hua Ji?"

"Ah! Last time it was a horse battle! This is a land battle! We, Li Zhuangyuan, can use swords, spears, swords and halberds, axes and axes, hooks and forks, steamed buns and fried dough sticks, sesame cakes and twists...all of them!" Yang Hongru explained.

"I saw our No. 1 scholar holding two big Xuanhua axes and rushing into the crowd! They were slashing left and right... The sky was dark and the ground was dark, and blood was flowing like a river!" Yang Hongru slapped the tree like this, frightened.

The old lady shivered.

"Son! Mom can't stand it anymore! Mom can't stand it anymore! I'm going to find a place to rest for a while!" said the old lady.

Big Mouth glared at Yang Hongru angrily - Look what you are talking about!

Big Mouth over there helped the old lady go upstairs, found a guest room and settled her in.

"Mom, please rest first!" After letting the old lady lie down, Dazui was about to leave when the old lady held her hand.

"What happened?" Dazui asked in confusion.

"Tell me the truth!" the old lady said seriously.

"Are you telling the truth?" Da Zui suddenly felt nervous - could he have been discovered?

"How did you get the first prize in martial arts?" asked the big-mouthed girl.

"That's how I passed the exam! Didn't you hear everything just now?" Big Mouth said, talking up and down.

"That's the martial arts test, and what about the literary test?" the old lady asked, "How did you get in if you don't know a single Chinese character?"

"I found someone to take the exam on my behalf!" Big Mouth could only continue to lie.

"Son! You must not let anyone discover it!" the old lady reminded cautiously.

"What can we do if we find out? I'm not the number one scholar in martial arts!" Li Dazui said disdainfully - it's a fake anyway, what can we do?

"Son! Listen to me, don't kill anyone in the future!" Big Mouth Mother said sincerely.

Big mouth asked: "Why?"

"What if you want to kill a powerful person, you will offend so many people!" Big Mouth Girl worriedly said.

After listening to storytelling too much, Dazui started to speak with plausibility: "During the exam, Yue Fei was also the one who challenged Xiao Liang Wang! He was still a great hero!"

The big-mouthed mother suddenly reacted: "When you said that, I remembered it! My son! Get a brazier for my mother! And a needle!"

The big-mouthed obedient one was about to prepare, but immediately stopped: "Mother! What do you want this thing for?"

"I'll give you a tattoo!" said the big-mouthed girl.

Big Mouth:······

But although the filial Dazui was afraid of the pain, he still went to get a basin and a needle for his mother. Then - bursts of screams enveloped the inside and outside of Tongfu Inn.

Ah~~

It hurts~~~

For this reason, Lao Xing came to the inn to ask what happened. When he learned that Da Zui Niang was tattooing Da Zui, he expressed his understanding.

However, he still reminded that it was wrong to disturb the people so much at night, and he wanted to create a harmonious town of Seven Heroes.

A group of waiters and Yang Hongru were all listening in the lobby, feeling very frightened and panicked.

This kind of sound - like resentment, like admiration, like crying, like complaining. How much... is there a sense of enjoyment in the pain?

"Oops! I can't listen anymore!" Tong Xiangyu felt a chill running down her spine.

Lao Bai cleared the table and made his own bed: "Yes! How pitiful!"

"So cruel, his mother can really do it!" Xiucai said.

Xiao Guo ran up the stairs and shouted: "Stop howling!"

But how can a cook endure this kind of pain? The screams of the big mouth still kept coming one after another!

"Although Lao Xing knows, but if he keeps howling like this, the neighbors will have opinions!" Tong Xiangyu looked at Yang Hongru and said, "Mr. Yang, you have rich experience in traveling around the world, what should you do in this situation?"

Yang Hongru pondered for a while: "Shopkeeper, I have three strategies to solve this problem."

Tong Xiangyu's eyes lit up: "Your society (say) your society!"

"The best strategy is to use supreme internal strength to isolate the big mouth's voice so as not to disturb the people... It's a pity that the martial arts world is declining, and the last person with such internal strength was the wine-fighting monk..." Yang Hongru said.

Everyone gave Yang Hongru a blank look - such a master would be at the level of martial arts myth in any era! Where can Tongfu Inn find such a master?

"Mr. Yang! Are you okay?" Lao Bai asked.

Yang Hongru shook his head: "I am only a half-hearted Qi practitioner. Although the Qi in my body is higher than your internal strength, the quantity is definitely not enough!"

"Tell me about the right strategy!" the scholar asked.

Yang Hongru said: "Let Lao Bai sneak into Da Zui Niang's room using Qinggong, and then use the sunflower acupoint hand to seal Da Zui's mute point - so that he can't scream even if he wants to."

"I've also told you the next best thing. I'll use sweat medicine, ecstasy incense and other things to knock the big-mouthed woman into a coma. If you have anything else to do, do it during the day!" Yang Hongru said.

Lao Bai spread his hands: "Where can I find you some sweat medicine and some incense?"

"Isn't this a black shop?" Yang Hongru wondered.

"You're the one who's cheating!" Tong Xiangyu said dissatisfiedly: "Of course, you must be on guard when traveling in the world. I still have some stocks of sweat medicine, ecstasy incense and so on!"

Everyone looked at Tong Xiangyu in surprise, but Lao Bai thought of Tong Xiangyu's magical dowry - Ji Wuming was destroyed by Tong Xiangyu's thunderbolt!

Lao Bai will never suspect that Tong Xiangyu’s dowry contains things like sweat medicine and ecstasy incense. She is the eldest lady of the Longmen Escort Bureau! She must have some self-defense gadgets when traveling in the world!

But before they could implement Yang Hongru's plan, Big Mouth stopped howling. Big Mouth Girl's attacks were steady and ruthless. Although she was blind, she had a lot of sure moves!

Dazui groaned and ran out of energy. He feebly asked his mother: "Mom! What words did you tattoo on me?"

"I promise, just those few words on the back can scare the enemy out of their wits and make their liver and gallbladder split!" Before the big-mouthed lady could finish her words, a group of people from the inn entered the room.
Chapter completed!