When the old lady heard that the emperor was coming, she immediately knelt down.

"Pingshen~" Yang Hongru said in a tone, his voice as high-pitched as a eunuch's.

The voices of the other guys were basically exposed, and only Yang Hongru was able to fight one against a hundred.

The old lady asked: "Where is the Emperor?"

"How can the emperor's body of thousands of gold be so tiring and tiring? Our family holds the waist badge given by the emperor, it is like I am here in person!" Yang Hongru said in a high-pitched voice.

"I wonder what your father-in-law is doing?" the old lady asked.

"Li Xiulian, the champion of martial arts, accepts the order!" Yang Hongru shouted.

Li Dazui said quickly: "Wei Chen is here!"

"By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: The war at the border is urgent today, and Li Qing needs to immediately go into battle to kill the enemy." Yang Hongru said.

The old lady was startled: "Now that I've been admitted to the top prize, I'm about to go into battle?"

"The border war is urgent!" Lu Xiucai said.

The old lady said with sharp ears: "Master Shangshu, are you here?"

"Yes! The only person who can defeat the bandits now is Li Zhuangyuan!" Lu Xiucai said.

"Old lady, the Holy One has decreed that you should return home immediately..." Yang Hongru said softly.

The old lady asked: "Why?"

Yang Hongru whispered: "Li Zhuangyuan has offended someone!"

"Who has my son offended?" the old lady asked excitedly.

"Tan Hua Lang!" Yang Hongru said: "At the school stop, Li Zhuangyuan tore Tan Hua Lang to pieces. After hearing the news, Tan Hua Lang's family rebelled, and hundreds of thousands of rebels were knocking at the gate..."

The old lady was shocked: "Then how many troops will the emperor give my son?"

"Twelve!" Yang Hongru said.

"One hundred and twenty thousand... That's not bad!" The old lady breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's twelve!" Yang Hongru said.

old lady:······

Does this mean my son is going to die?

"Old lady, I'll tell you the truth! Li Zhuangyuan, the number one scholar, can't do it anymore! Either he resigns and returns to his hometown, or he leads twelve soldiers to the front line and dies..." Yang Hongru said with a traitorous smile.

The guys hate the cold - Mr. Yang is so rich in life? Even the eunuch can be played vividly!

Hearing this, the old lady burst into tears: "Son! It doesn't matter if I don't wait for you in the capital! It doesn't matter if I don't deserve to be the number one scholar! Send me back to your hometown as your mother!"

When they heard that the old lady was leaving, everyone was so happy!

It’s finally time to send this living ancestor away! Although this old lady can’t see anything, her heart is so clear!

If it weren't for Yang Hongru, a master of ventriloquism, the secret would have been exposed by now!

After Dazui finished packing, Xiao Guo came in with a bowl of porridge: "This is the porridge given by the emperor. The champion man and the old lady can go on their way after drinking it!"

The old lady took a sip with hot tears - indeed the emperor wanted the two of them to die! This poisonous porridge is really unpalatable!

The old lady drank the porridge with tears in her eyes. While drinking, she kept chanting: "Good porridge! Good porridge!"

Xiao Guo went crazy with joy after hearing the old lady’s comment: Hahahaha! Finally someone said that my cooking is delicious!

Everyone felt a chill - this was going to be the end of the calf's rhythm!

Dazui also drank "poisonous porridge" under the order of his mother. Finally, the two of them endured the abdominal pain and left Tongfu Inn. The backs of the departing people looked so desolate!

Li Dazui left, and everyone in Tongfu Inn finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mr. Yang, your skills are superb!" Lao Bai admired.

Yang Hongru covered his hungry belly and smiled bitterly: "The most important issue now is how to get Xiao Guo to leave the kitchen and our food problem. I spent money here, including food and accommodation! You can't let Xiao Guo leave.

Guo guarantees my food! Believe it or not, I will refund the money in minutes!"

Tong Xiangyu smiled bitterly and said: "Big mouth will give it to his mother! Don't talk about it for three days now...or you can just take one bite and I can wash away your memory after eating Xiao Guo's food. In this way, you can both

I can eat full without feeling sick.”

Yang Hongru thanked Bu Min: "Xiao Guo is the handyman of your inn, please stop him immediately! Really... I can survive even if you don't care about food. I am a qi practitioner, and I can persevere even if I breathe wind and drink dew."

.But you can’t let Xiao Guo pollute the air any more! Otherwise I won’t be able to practice my Qi! Qi practitioners also need fresh air!”

Lao Bai frowned: "This is indeed a problem! But we can't discourage other children's enthusiasm like this! After all, Xiao Guo also has good intentions!"

"Good intention? I don't want this kind intention... Sister-in-law, let me go to a classmate's house to have dinner tonight!" Mo Xiaobei said fearfully.

Yang Hongru looked at Tong Xiangyu and said, "Shopkeeper, if that doesn't work, just try to eliminate Xiao Guo's hobby of cooking!"

"Isn't this bad..." Tong Xiangyu said tangledly: "This technique harms the harmony of heaven and earth. If you use it without permission from others, it will damage your virtue!"

Okay - this kind of thing is really not very particular! Just like Yang Hongru is proficient in psychology, but does not forcefully hypnotize others and distort their will.

Tong Xiangyu's great soul-moving method is hypnosis with internal strength added. It is definitely not a martial arts from the earthly world!

The last group of people discussed for a long time but couldn't come up with anything. In the end, Yang Hongru decided to leave the inn before Da Zui came back.

There is no cook in the inn, so why open a stupid door? So when Yang Hongru was about to leave, Lao Bai quickly followed him: "Brother! Take me away!"

"No!" Yang Hongru said firmly: "There are only some small wild animals such as hares in the wild areas around the Xiliang River. There are no tigers, leopards, jackals or anything like that! I don't even have enough to eat myself, so don't come over!"

Lao Bai begged: "Mr. Yang! Mr. Yang! Brother Yang, give me a chance! The food Xiao Guo cooks is really too lethal!"

"Are you willing to leave the charming Tong Xiangyu? Are you willing to let him starve? You will definitely steal my hare!" Yang Hongru said.

Lao Bai:······

Found!

Lao Bai actually knows how to cook. I don’t say whether it’s delicious or not, but at least it’s edible! The problem is that Xiao Guo has taken over the stove in Tongfu Inn! If Lao Bai wants to cook, Xiao Guo will definitely take the cake.

he!

Yang Hongru's strategic shift is actually the most scientific approach! When the enemy advances, we retreat. Wait until Xiao Guo loses interest before returning to the inn!

The current Tongfu Inn? It must be full of starvation! Instead of competing with them for the remaining dry food, it is better to start anew in the wilderness to survive.

There are fish in the Xiliang River and hares in the barren grassland. Can't you catch the prey with Yang Hongru's Six Meridians Divine Sword?

Yang Hongru's Six Meridians Divine Sword can shoot fifty feet - which is about more than one hundred and fifty meters! Even the range of a pistol is not that long!

He aimed at the hare and sent out a wave of six pulses. The rabbit he targeted would hardly survive!

Wilderness Survival Yang Hongru is a professional! Although a gentleman cooks far away, he also has the admonition to make enough food and clothing by himself.

Yang Hongru used fire energy to roast the rabbit, then sprinkled it with spices, and you could basically enjoy a delicious roast rabbit.

But the people in Tongfu Inn were almost starving. They lived hard on the dry food that Dazui left behind before he left. The day they could survive was a day, and persistence was victory.

Mouth!
Chapter completed!