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unpleasant party

In the end, Xu Xilin didn't agree to let Dou Xun run every day - because first of all, he couldn't run on his own.

In the end, the two of us still take turns coming back on weekdays, and can only see each other on holidays.

Different time periods have different textures of time.

When I was in high school, time was like a rusty gear. Every time I turned it, I would go back two steps. Every morning I would be "dead", and I would be "alive" after self-study in the evening. A week would be equal to a finger-tip-thick test paper, which would be equal to more than ten years.

Staring at the foundation on the math teacher's face as the oily light slowly seeps into it every time is equivalent to six late-night self-study sessions where I feel sleepy and unable to sleep.

By the time I get to college, time has become a wild horse that can cross hundreds of thousands of gaps in one step. One week is equal to a drunken dream, it is equal to organizing and participating in a silly club activity, it is equal to being pressured by the counselor to listen

A party class... is equivalent to meeting Dou Xun.

For Xu Xilin, the semester of his senior year in high school is as long as half a lifetime, and the semester of his freshman year only has time for one mouthful of food - he still swallows it whole, and the winter vacation arrives without chewing the taste.

Grandma didn't like staying at home anymore, so she joined the senior citizen activity group in the community and became a popular actress. It is said that many old ladies stared at what she was wearing, and followed her with annoyance.

The gray parrot is obsessed with the TV series. He enjoys watching "Eighteen Years Old Sky" and gets into trouble every day if it is not played.

Xu Xilin recognized his own college and the college next door. As soon as he entered the school gate, people who greeted him lined up from the school gate to the dormitory building.

Dou Xun calculated with his fingers and found that the scholarship he had been throwing away and the little money he earned from translating materials for teachers could be considered a small savings. On a whim, he simply lost it all, and he gave Xu

Grandma bought a new pair of earrings, an expensive down jacket for Xu Xilin, and a huge and luxurious birdcage for the parrot.

Grandma put away the earrings with a smile, stroked Dou Xun's dog's head and told him, "I will wear such a good thing on the New Year's Day." - Xu Xilin felt like a mirror in his mind. He didn't have to go out on New Year's Eve, and grandma didn't have to be too busy at home.

If she cares about her image, Dai Dai will treat her like a child.

The reaction of the gray parrot was much more straightforward. Others were eating meat during the Chinese New Year, but it kept a cage during the Chinese New Year! "The bird behind the bars" didn't even say anything, it was so angry that it screamed "Ao Ao".

Xu Xilin was even dumbfounded when he received the down jacket - You say, "The coldest twelfth lunar month of winter is the best time to show off." A coat and a scarf can ward off the late wind. I think back then, in order to let him wear an extra pair of long johns

, Aunt Du can jump on her feet and chase her across eight streets, so what kind of monster is the down jacket?

It's not cold in the city, and it's not that women are afraid of catching cold. Men just need to be handsome and unrestrained. In Xu Xilin's opinion, men wearing down jackets and cotton-padded clothes are basically "unkempt".

But Dou came to him as if he was offering a treasure, and Xu Xilin couldn't say anything, so he had to wear it for him on the spot. When he looked back in the mirror, he found that the male idol had turned into a male bear. It was the first time that he saw such a naive side of himself.

The next day he was going out to prepare New Year's goods. Xu Xilin worked hard on the down jacket for half a minute, picked it up and put it down again, and finally gave in between the two choices of "going out to make a fool of himself" and "Doujiang got angry with him again".

The former sighed deeply and wrapped his down jacket around his body.

Xu Xilin wore a down jacket that looked like a silkworm baby and rode a bicycle with a back seat. As he walked, he regretted not wearing sunglasses.

"It's too shabby." Xu Xilin thought.

After wearing it for a few days, he learned to wear the sleeves with his hands without any teacher.

As soon as he returned home during the winter vacation, Xu Xilin's cell phone started ringing non-stop - he had not participated in any extracurricular activities during the entire semester. Dou Xun regarded all his weekends as "his own time", and no one else

No touching was allowed. Over time, Xu Xilin had to use "the old man was at home with no one to take care of him" as a shield, and became the "most difficult person to invite" in the legend. During the holiday, many people became more and more courageous to ask him out, and some called him to ask him to go.

Those who went on outings, those who told him to party, those who told him to go back to school to play ball...

Every time his phone rang, Dou Xun would look over sensitively, with an expression ready to fall out at any moment. When Xu Xilin refused, he would pretend to be nonchalant and do whatever he wanted.

Dou Xun didn't want him to go out, but he didn't want to play with strangers, and he didn't want Xu Xilin to leave him and go out with others. He had this symptom when he was in No. 6 Middle School, but it wasn't serious. He felt awkward at the time.

But there is still some measure of restraint. Now that Xu Xilin has become his "own" and basically responds to his requests, Dou Xun is gradually being used to his extravagance and wants to occupy all his time very unceremoniously.

Except for the ten-day winter vacation in his senior year of high school, Xu Xilin rarely stayed at home all the time. He felt like he was about to grow hairy from being suffocated by Dou Xun. Finally, Lao Cheng saved him with a phone call.

Dou Xun saw him say a few words, and his eyes suddenly lit up. He put down the receiver and asked, "Grandpa and the others are back. They want to have a barbecue in the suburbs the day after tomorrow. Can you go?"

This can go, Lao Cheng and the others are rare common acquaintances of Dou Xun and Xu Xilin.

After making an appointment with a part-time worker to clean and cook, Xu Xilin and the others said hello to their grandmother and went to attend the first shareholders meeting of "Grandpa" skewers shop. Yu Yiran's brother-in-law worked in a government agency in the northern suburbs.

, promised to take them to a barbecue at the racecourse.

Lao Cheng said that he was responsible for transportation, and that morning, he arrived in a small Xiali driven by his father.

Wu Tao was already in the car, his hair shaved shorter than that of a juvenile delinquent, and he bared his white teeth to greet them.

Xu Xilin first asked "Hello, uncle", then looked over and asked: "Can this car fit in? I will have to pick up Yiran later."

Four people have to be squeezed into the back seat. Forget it if there are four little girls. There are still a few of them included, none of whom can be related to "petite". If they are squeezed together, they probably can't even stretch their legs.

"You can sit here. It's not far from our work. I can just walk over there." Lao Cheng's father got out of the car with a smile, took away his briefcase, and turned around and told Lao Cheng, "You just got the driver's license, drive slowly.

Don't worry if you turn off the engine on the road, it won't matter if you get bumped or scratched, Dad is fully insured!"

After saying that, he left.

Xu Xilin: "..."

He kind of knows where the mature 250 was inherited from.

Xu Xilin was about to get in the car when Dou Xun grabbed him.

Dou Xun: "I'll sit in the middle."

Of course, the passenger seat is reserved for Yu Yiran. The Xiali car is very narrow. It is very difficult to seat three people in the back seat. There is no room for the middle one to put his legs. It will become uncomfortable after a long time. Xu Xilin was naive at first.

Thinking that Dou Xun felt sorry for him, he said casually: "It's okay, you can sit on the edge."

Dou Xun stubbornly pressed the car door and refused to let him go.

Wu Tao happily poked his head out of the car: "Come on, Great Fairy, sit next to me, let me get some fairy spirit!"

Xu Xilin: "..."

Only then did he realize that Dou Xun was not willing to let him sit next to others, and he suddenly became worried - he felt that Doujiang's symptoms were getting worse and worse, and he was almost out of treatment.

A few people managed to get out of their seats and got into the car. The old man started the ignition confidently... but it took five minutes and he couldn't put the car into gear.

Xu Xilin became even more worried and asked Lao Cheng: "Can you do it?"

Lao Cheng patted his chest: "No problem! Look, are you moving? I said it's no problem..."

While talking, Xia Li happened to arrive at the entrance of Xu Xilin's community. A car with a speed of about 20 kilometers drove in the opposite direction. Xu Xilin reminded him smoothly: "Stop bragging and watch the car."

Lao Cheng took a closer look and said "fuck" in shock. When he was still more than fifty meters away from the target's car, he suddenly stepped on the brakes and immediately turned off the car. The driver on the other side slowly talked to them.

He passed by and turned to look at them rather strangely.

Wu Tao started shouting: "Let me go! I'll go on foot!"

Xu Xilin felt that he might need to write a suicide note in advance.

Only Dou Xun said very calmly: "At your crawling speed just now, plus the reaction time, the braking distance will not exceed three meters, half of the car body will be enough. Stay calm."

Lao Cheng turned around in shock and asked Dou Xun: "Da Xian'er, you can also drive?"

Dou Xun paused for a moment, then replied confidently: "I don't have any skills, but in theory it should be possible."

He has studied the structure of motor vehicles. When he was a child, his grandfather took him to a relative's house and drove a tractor once.

Lao Cheng: "Then it will be you who drives the car when there is no one around?"

Tractor driver Dou Xun thought for a while and nodded reservedly: "That's okay."

Xu Xilin had experienced what he meant by "theoretically possible", and he suddenly felt tired. He felt like he was flying to the sky, digging graves and digging snakes. There was nothing that their little friends didn't dare to do. They wanted to try everything.

, immediately grabbed Dou Xun who was eager to try: "Please let me live for two more years, baby."

This walk was frightening, and no one was in the mood to chat. Yu Yiran kept squeezing the little Buddha on her chest and praying for blessings. After experiencing countless stalls and taking the wrong road, she never missed it.

After turning a corner, the group finally arrived at their destination alive.

Yu Yiran's uncle was very reliable. He waited for them at an intersection and took them to a private horse farm. The horse farm was well-equipped with children wearing protective gear learning the essentials of movements from the coach in a strict manner, and there was also an artificial ice rink.

For ice skating, there is a row of special barbecue areas along the ice rink. The meat is ordered in advance from the horse farm and has been skewered and marinated.

"We already have two thousand in the card." Lao Cheng practiced his skills in advance and cooked meat for everyone. "At this rate, I think we will have a chance in seven or eight years."

Xu Xilin had been struggling for more than half a year, and was restricted by Dou Xun. He was not well informed, so he quickly asked: "What did Lao Cai say about that matter? Has there been any result?"

Lao Cheng: "I went to see Qili Xiang two days ago. I heard that the sentence was not serious, either eighteen or fifteen years."

Several people fell silent together. For a group of young people who are not yet twenty years old, eighteen years is almost as long as most of their lives. Dou Xun took a piece of chicken heart from Xu Xilin's hand and thought extremely: "What if

I, I just don’t want to live anymore, and I can re-enter college if I come back and be reincarnated.”

However, after all, he was one year older and understood things better than before, so he just kept thinking about these words in his mind and did not say them out.

"Stop talking about this," Wu Tao said, "Everyone finally comes out to play, can you say something happy? Is your school fun? Hey, group members, please explain first, how many girlfriends do you have?"

Xu Xilin laughed and cursed: "Get out!"

In order to liven up the atmosphere, Wu Tao used his ability to attract attention to the extreme, dancing and saying: "In the past, when Xu Tuanzuo came out with a basketball, it didn't matter whose basket the ball was thrown into, the little girl below..."

Dou Xun chewed a piece of brittle bone in one click, and squatted beside him to listen expressionlessly. Xu Xilin always felt that Wu Tao might be in conflict with him, so when he opened his mouth, he stepped on the thunder and quickly interrupted: "Get out of here, little girl—

—There are two girls in our major. One of them dropped out of school due to illness just two months after the semester started, and the other one couldn’t stand the psychological pressure of being noticed by the teacher for skipping classes, so she is thinking about changing her major. I am always attracted by our evil deeds.

The head teacher is urging everyone to go around. During this National Day, someone in the next class just got into a car accident. In the next two days, I have to call my classmates one by one from the address book to prevent any of them from having an accident."

"We have to fight too!" Yu Yiran said with a baked apple in his mouth, "Someone drank too much and fell into the lake and drowned some time ago. A fence was installed next to the school's artificial lake."

Love and accidental death were favorite topics at the end of the second year of secondary school. Lao Cheng said slowly: "A graduate student in our school jumped off the building this year. Some said he would not be able to graduate, and some said he was dumped. He went upstairs.

He threatened the woman, but his ex-girlfriend didn't come, so he slipped and fell."

"There is really nothing new in a serious university like yours. Let me tell you something knowledgeable," Wu Tao poked the small bamboo stick on the ground after finishing eating and said with joy, "The dormitory we live in has sixteen rooms on the first floor and a third floor.

The 307 facing the stairwell is locked. I heard that a boy from the previous class died in it and became a murderer..."

Everyone: "Cut——"

Every school has its own campus ghost story. The structure of campus ghost stories in each school is similar. It often starts with "such and such classroom/dormitory is locked", and is interspersed with a certain playground or library built in

The ones on the mass graves...maybe all the mass graves across the country were later used to build universities.

"Don't laugh, I haven't finished speaking yet!" Wu Tao patted Yu Yiran and Xu Xilin on the head, "But one day, when we came back from training in the afternoon, we saw a photo of a deceased person placed at the door of 307, and there were also

I placed a circle of flowers, and the dormitory manager found out about it and quickly went upstairs to help clean it up. I heard a brother in our dormitory say that the dead man put the flowers there because he was dissatisfied with the school and deliberately disgusted the school.

"

Yu was still confused: "What? What did you say?"

"Then what is... Oh, you women don't understand, go away and don't listen!" Wu Tao pulled Yu Yiran away with a little weird excitement and secret, and said in a low voice, "The dead one was in the same dormitory with them.

I'm alone, and I didn't go home during the holidays, so I was doing nothing in the dormitory."

He made a very obscene gesture: "Two men, do you understand? Then there happened to be another person who went back to school to do some errands. He saw it when he opened the door and stabbed him into the school. The school gave each of the two men a punishment.

There is one thing I can’t think of…”
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