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698 , stinky cousin, stinky man

"It's so stinking, I want to take a shower!" Dong Ying shouted in the sand cart...

When Yi Yun heard this, he suddenly became angry. He was worried about the problem of water shortage. Someone here wanted to take a bath? It was simply outrageous. He walked to the sand truck and said unhappily: "Don't make noise. The drought in this oasis is very serious and there is no water. We have to rush to Nanyang Oasis a hundred miles away to get water. We can't take a bath within two days, and we also need to save water. Everyone saves their own water capsules."

"What?" Dong Ying was shocked and brushed the curtain from the sand truck and said, "Drought? Water shortage? Hello! How can you do this? Don't lie to me on purpose."

"Can you still lie to you?" Yi Yun was upset: "Didn't you see it just now? Even the crops are not growing here, the amount of water in the spring is very small, and there is only one pool of water in the entire oasis..."

"There is a pool? Haha, isn't it just right to take a shower?" Dong Ying clapped her hands happily: "Just use that pool of water to wash..."

She jumped out of the sand truck happily: "Where is the water? Where is the water?"

Everyone looked at her with strange eyes. She didn't care. She looked left and right and soon found the pool in the center of the oasis. Next to the shallow pool, there were many local people queuing up to fetch water. Everyone's faces were filled with helplessness and pain. Their lips were chapped, their feet were staggering, and they were shaking their walks... Because there was not much water in the pool, everyone only took a cup and took a few half cups, and then replaced them with someone to pick them up.

Dong Ying took a look, her face changed slightly, and she was stunned. After a while, she suddenly raised her head and hummed, "Hmph, the water here is too smelly. I don't want to take a bath with such smelly water, it will make me even more smelly."

After saying that, she flattered her mouth and said unhappily: "It's all my fault that my cousin, my cousin, my cousin... I don't let my servant prepare enough and set off again. Usually, I will have a lot of water in my team so that I won't encounter any drought... Humph... it's so stinking..." Her figure flashed and flashed back into the sand truck.

"Tsk...this guy..." Yi Yun shook her head. She was not as willful as Yi Yun imagined. At least she knew that the pool of water could not touch it.

At this time, Dong Ying's voice suddenly floated out of the sand cart: "My cousin, please lend me 200,000 taels of silver. I will pay you back after returning to Xiangyang. It's all your fault that you dragged me out too quickly. I didn't even bring my pocket money."

"Why are you lending money to me?" Yi Yunqi said.

"Don't ask, just lend me a loan, what? Are you worried that I can't pay it back?" Dong Ying hummed.

"How could you not afford to pay it back just 200,000 taels?" Yi Yun believed in her financial resources. In this guy's eyes, it was probably not money. I don't know how much money Emperor Taizu gave them to compensate them for the deprived ability of the Dong family. That luxurious lifestyle can tell everything. He reached into his arms to touch the silver notes. After touching for a long time, he couldn't find 200,000 taels... Yi Yun was not a lunatic, so he could not carry so much pocket money on his body... He only had about 100,000 taels of silver notes.

"Only one hundred thousand taels, do you want it?"

"Only one hundred thousand? How poor you have to be! Stinky *** silk, poor ** silk, and you don't even have a few taels of silver in your pocket money. I look down on you... Forget it, it's better than not, give me the money!"

Yi Yun had no choice but to use this guy's stinky mouth and handed the 100,000 taels of silver bill into the car.

Dong Ying didn't reach out to take it and retreated far away: "Stinky cousin, don't hand me the stinky money you've touched, my hands will smell bad if I touch it."

"Damn, you borrowed money from me and refused to touch this money. What are you going to do?" Yi Yun knelt.

"Please help me share it with the people by the pool!" Dong Ying hummed, "I didn't give the money because they felt pitiful, but I had too much pocket money and I had no place to spend it. When I saw the poor, I couldn't help but show my strong financial resources in front of them... Well, that's it."

Yi Yun: "..."

"Okay, go and send money quickly. What are you doing here? It's so stinking, stay away from me, otherwise my nose will get inflamed."

Yi Yunzhen had no choice but to deal with this guy. He asked someone to distribute the money to the people by the pool. However, he also knew that money was useless when the drought came. The most important thing was not money, but food. So he asked the soldiers to distribute some of the military rations and hand them over to the people. Of course, the people were very happy and lay on the ground and shouted, "The prince was thousands of years old and thousands of years old."

Yi Yun walked to the sand cart and whispered: "Dong's cousin, is Xinye under Xiangyang's jurisdiction?"

"Yeah!" Dong Ying nodded and said, "This is the territory of ancient Jingzhou, and the oasis within a radius of hundreds of miles is managed by Xiangyang."

"In other words, it's your jurisdiction?"

"Well, it's my jurisdiction."

"Then I'll give you a suggestion!" Yi Yun whispered: "Just sending money to them, you can't save them. First of all, you have to exempt them from taxes and can't collect taxes from them anymore. Then move them from the drought oasis to the oasis with water, such as Xiangyang and Nanyang, which rely on the Qingshui River, and then arrange work for them. Only by solving these problems can you fundamentally save them. Otherwise, no matter how much money you give them, it will be useless. They will run away with Li Zicheng one day."

"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen! The opinions of stinky men cannot be referred to." Dong Ying shook her head in the sand cart.

Yi Yun was so angry: "Damn it, forget it if I don't listen, I won't teach you anymore." After that, Yi Yun turned around and left.

After he left for a while, Dong Ying stretched out her head and looked outside the sand cart. Seeing that Yi Yun had walked away, she said to Zhao Yunying, Cai Rou, the emperor girl next to her: "Do you bring a pen? Lend me, I want to write something."

"What are you going to write?" Cai Rou was curious.

"I suddenly thought of some rescue plans for the people in Xinye drought-affected areas. I have to take notes to forget!" Dong Ying stretched out her head and looked out. Seeing Yi Yun still in the distance, she breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and said, "It was not what the stinky man taught me, it was what I knew in advance."

"Okay, we know, it's not something that stinky men teach you! Well, absolutely not." Zhao Yunxuan laughed.

"It's definitely not true. I never listen to men in my life. My ears will smell bad after listening to them." Dong Ying said proudly.

Hello? What's there to be proud of?

The army left Xinye and began to march towards the Oasis of Nanyang in the northeast.

Nanyang is a famous oasis. It is said that there is a guy named Zhuge Liang. When he was young, he was a farmer outside Nanyang City. Kow... This is what he left behind in "The Memorial of the Emperor", "I am a commoner and farm in Nanyang." It is translated, which means: "I was originally a farmer, farming in Nanyang."

The road from Xinye to Nanyang is very difficult to walk, with stones everywhere, all of which are yellow, and the sand will be blown by the wind, making people unable to open their eyes. The stones are piled up into several mountains to squeeze the road, forming a road that penetrates into the cliff.

Yi Yun raised his head and looked left and right. There were stone walls on both sides of the road, with narrow middle. It was a natural place for ambushing: "This place is amazing. If you are ambushed, you will be beaten into a pig's head."

"That's right! This is also a famous battlefield in the founding of the Dameng Kingdom!" Dong Ying said seriously: "This place is called Jingwangpo. Emperor Taizu used fire tactics here to defeat my ancestors' vanguard army..."

"Oh, it turns out that your ancestors and Emperor Taizu are enemies?" Yi Yun smiled: "The enemy's descendants are so comfortable. Emperor Taizu is quite broad-minded. If I were to... Humph... I raped the enemy first and then killed her, and she would have no descendants..."

Dong Ying glared at him viciously: "A stinky man has dirty thoughts and is unbearable to join in."

As the two were talking, they suddenly heard a "coaxing" sound from the tops of the mountain on both sides of Bowangpo, and a large group of people came out of the top of the mountain...

"Damn, are there any ambush?" Yi Yun was shocked: "No, is it really ambushing me here?"

Dong Ying was also startled: "No, isn't it? I'm going to burn Bowangpo again?"

Both of them quickly looked up to see the top of the mountain. The girls and soldiers following them all became nervous. Everyone tightened their weapons and looked at the mountain walls on both sides of the road.

At this moment, everyone felt at ease. There were not many people rushing out from the tops of the mountains on both sides, only a few dozen or a hundred people, and there seemed to be fewer people to ambush them. Moreover, they were not trying to ambush Yiyun's army. They should have just happened to be on the top of the mountain. These dozens and hundreds of people were running wildly on the top of the mountain, as if chasing something.

Yiyun Daqi: "What are they doing?"

"Tsk, God knows!"

"You'll know if you go up and ask." Chen Yuanyuan smiled and said, "It's not too difficult to climb up this kind of mountain wall."

For ordinary people, this kind of mountain wall is indeed troublesome, but for ninja and killer professions, the flying eaves and walls are not big. Yi Yun nodded and said, "Then let's go up and take a look... Sister Yuanyuan, Zheng Zhifeng, Lu Xi, Takigawa Ichiyi... You guys go up with me."

"Hey, I'm going to go up and watch the fun too!" Dong Ying shouted.

"You... can you get up?" Yi Yun khan.

"That, find someone to carry me on me." Dong Ying went to see the round girl in a blink of an eye and found that she was gorgeous and unparalleled, which made people difficult to look at. She looked like she was not someone who was willing to carry someone. Looking at Lu Xi, she was very thin, not like a person who carried me on her. Takigawa Ichiyi, this person was a Fusang Ninja at first glance. How could the prince of the big cute king let Fusang carry someone? She finally stared at Zheng Zhifeng: "Born me..."

Zheng Zhifeng shook her head and sweated: "I am not familiar with my professional abilities, so it is difficult for me to go up."

Dong Ying flattered her mouth: "What should I do?"

"What else can I do? Don't go up!" Yi Yun hummed.

"My cousin carries me up," Dong Ying shouted.
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