699、Inexplicably began to fight
"I won't carry you. I'm smelly, my whole body is smelly. If I carry you, you will become smelly..." Yi Yun imitated her tone and said, "For the sake of your body's fragrance, don't let me carry you."
"This... Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Dong Ying hummed, "This is my fiefdom. I have reason to understand every strange thing that happens in my fiefdom. There are a hundred weird people running around on the top of the mountain now. If I don't go up to see the situation, I will be too dereliction of duty and I am not worthy of being the prince of Xiangyang. In order to fulfill the prince's duties, how can I be afraid of the odor? At worst, just take a good bath."
Yi Yun: "..."
Well, this guy who cheated him is really a headache. Yi Yun put his body half-bowed slightly, and Dong Ying lay on his back, wrapped her arms around his neck, and her terrible breasts pressed on Yi Yun's back...
"Tsk tsk...this feeling..." Yi Yun wiped his sweat.
"Oh, it smells so smelly. Let's go to the top of the mountain early and put me down early." Dong Ying shouted on his back.
Yi Yun's hands were ringing backwards, trying to hold her, Dong Ying quickly shouted, "Don't come with your hands... Do you want to hold my butt? Absolutely not!"
"Hey, if you carry you like this, you will fall off easily."
"It won't fall off, I will hold your neck tightly." Dong Ying tightened her arms tightly while speaking, and as a result, Yiyun's neck almost suffocated.
"Hey, you will die like this, you will really die!"
"No, as long as you don't eat my tofu, I won't force it, at most I can gently pull it." Dong Ying said.
Yi Yun was speechless, but forget it, it was her cousin anyway, so it was understandable that he was willful. He carried Dong Ying on his back and jumped to the mountain wall next to him, and two professions of assassin and killer as light as a swallow were raised. Climbing the mountain wall was a piece of cake. Chen Yuanyuan and others also quickly followed. What was fun was that Zhao Yunxuan actually followed him. She did not climb the mountain wall by herself, but let her horse climb...
The little white horse bounced on the mountain wall, and could jump up high every time. It easily landed on the raised stones on the mountain wall. Then it jumped to the next bulge... This magical technique is speechless. Is this a horse or a flea?
Yi Yun Dahan: "This horse... can actually climb a cliff?"
"Yes, haven't I said it before?" Zhao Yunxuan giggled.
"Of course I haven't said it. I'm dizzy! I won't betray this guy if you said earlier." Yi Yun knelt.
"If you said something earlier, I wouldn't have this guy carried it on his back." Dong Ying also shouted.
"Damn, you bad woman!"
"So smelly, you smelly man!"
After a while of neck strangling and confrontation, everyone finally reached the top of the mountain. Yi Yun quickly threw Dong Ying off like a cloth bag. Dong Ying also pinched her nose and hid aside, and then kept shouting: "It's over, my body is covered with the smell of men's sweat, I'm not alive..."
"Come on, I didn't sweat at all."
"Can you smell sweating even without sweating? You are such a man!"
"Hey, beat you up!"
"Hmph, bite you!"
"Okay. Stop playing, where are the people on the top of the mountain?" Yi Yun looked up and found that the group of people they saw were running horizontally about two or three hundred meters away, as if they were chasing something. Their heads were all raised high toward the sky, several people were throwing hidden weapons at the sky, some were shooting arrows at the sky, and some people used sword energy and other slashing at the sky...
"Wow. These people have a lot of professions, including swordsmen, archers, sword Taoists, Taoist priests.... What kind of activities are there for the Jianghu Sect here?" Dong Yingqi said.
"Hey, the place you should pay attention to is wrong. You shouldn't look at their profession or moves, you should look at what they are fighting in the sky!" Yi Yun looked into the sky and understood now that they were all chasing a bird.
This bird is about the size of a sparrow, colorful and very beautiful. Its feathers are so many colors. It looks like a miniature peacock. Its flight speed is not fast and it is not high. It is like deliberately teasing the group of people chasing it on the ground. While flying, it flies a few circles in the sky so that people on the ground can keep chasing it, but they cannot chase it very close.
Someone threw a hidden weapon at it, and it easily avoided it with a beautiful overturn in the sky, and then turned around and made a cheerful sound, as if it was mocking the pursuit soldiers.
"What's going on? Why do these martial arts people chase a bird?" Yi Yun Daqi.
He and a few girls were all weird in shape. As soon as they reached the top of the mountain, they attracted the attention of the strange bird. The bird was very naughty and actually flew over to Yi Yun and others. A large group of people chasing behind them followed him.
After two turns, the strange bird suddenly turned and fell on Dong Ying's shoulder.
“Huh?”
"Why?"
“What does it mean?”
Yi Yun and others were stunned.
"Maybe it's because my sister is so beautiful. People love each other and birds love each other. Hahahahaha, come, the bird comes to my hand." Dong Ying stretched out one hand proudly, but the bird did not jump up, but flew up again, hovering and flying above their heads.
Yi Yun felt a little bad, and he had a bad premonition!
At this time, the people chasing birds also rushed up and arrived in front of Yi Yun and others. Nearly a hundred people from the world seemed to be very smart. The group of people approached, looked at Yi Yun and others for a few times, and shouted, "Hey, who are you? Are you raising this bird?"
As soon as he heard this question, Yi Yun knew that he was cheating, and the bird was provoking! He quickly explained: "No, we just passed by here and saw what you were chasing. Come up and see, this bird has nothing to do with us."
"It's okay? Then why did it stop on this woman's shoulder and look very intimate?" asked the martial arts people.
Yi Yun was about to say that this was its plan or something, but he didn't expect Dong Ying to speak first: "Hmph, this bird has a favor with my sister. Now it is my raising it. You are such a big group of people, chasing a bird is simply inexplicable. Are you considered human? It's so stinky! It's stinky!"
I was dizzy, and my stinky mouth caused trouble for me as soon as I opened my mouth, and Yi Yun was sweating profusely.
Sure enough, how could people in the martial arts world bear it? A group of men suddenly became furious: "Why are you, a woman, swearing? We caught this bird to act on behalf of the heavens and rule the world and save people. You actually scold us?"
"Practice the way for heaven? Govern the world and save people? Stop lying to others... Bah, the smelly men are so stinking."
"Grandma!" The crowd was furious, and several men shouted: "This woman is obviously a bad guy. The bird is turning around her head. It must be hers. Grab her and ask her to hand over the bird."
"Okay!" everyone shouted.
Depressed, I don't want to fight for some reason! Yi Yun was unhappy and didn't even figure it out. It was a little bit wrong with Dong Ying. It seemed that the bird could see that her gorgeous look was easy to use.
He took a few steps to the side, saying that he didn't want to intervene and let Dong Ying clean up the mess he had made himself. Unexpectedly, those people in the martial arts world didn't kill Dong Ying at all, but turned their eyes and stared at Yi Yun and shouted: "Take off this man first... He must be this woman's bodyguard."
Yi Yun was furious: "Damn, where do I look like this dead woman's bodyguard?"
"A hero in the world, if you don't hit a woman, just use this man to attack this man." The men in the world rushed towards Yi Yun together.
Yi Yun: "..."
Well, it seems that I am the only one among our group of people, so they all targeted me. What a scam.
"I'll settle the score with you later." Yi Yun cursed, flipped his wrist and took the sword and shield into his hand.
This is a man who has rushed to the front. He is holding a Qingfeng sword in his hand, wearing a Taoist suit, and the word "swordsman" above his head. He pulled a sword light and stabbed Yi Yun with a sword, shouting: "Look at my Wudang sword technique!"
"Your sister Wudang!" Yi Yun slapped his face with a shield, slapped him backwards and fell backwards.
The second man arrived again, holding a long sword in his hand, wearing a scholar's robe, he looked very awesome, and the word "sword" above his head. He also shouted: "Let you see the sword technique of my Tibetan sword villa..."
"Touch!" Yi Yun Yidun slapped him to the ground again: "Cangjian Villa, right? Hunter the sword and don't take it out..."
The third man came up again. The guy held a Pub knife and waved the knife. The word "guard" jumped out from his head, and shouted loudly: "Look at my Five Tigers Broken Door Knife..."
"Your sister!" Yi Yun had another shield, and the guy also fell to the ground.
The fourth man was wearing a tattered beggar's uniform with a stick. He shouted, "Look at my beggar's gang and beat the dog stick..."
Yi Yun took care of him and shouted, "Your sister..." He slapped him with a shield, and when he was about to take a picture of the beggar's face, he thoughts flashed, "Huh? Beggars' Sect? No, the Beggars' Sect has a good relationship with me. Taishi Xiaohua followed my army and went to suppress Li Zicheng with me. I can't act too ruthlessly on her men. If I hurt her, I won't be very kind. I will give this beggar to Taishi Xiaohua for treatment later.
Thinking of this, Yi Yun changed the slap to block, held the beggar's stick method, then reached out and carried him over, pushed him back, and pushed him next to Chen Yuanyuan: "Help me watch him."
Chen Yuanyuan's body seemed to move without moving, but just moved her left hand, and a black dagger magically appeared on the beggar's neck, putting it next to his neck artery: "Don't move, you will die if you move."
"Oh!" The beggar was frightened, his whole body trembled, and he didn't dare to move.
Chapter completed!