Chapter 166 So, I am also a pervert?

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 166 So, I am also a pervert?

Seeing Hu Qiang's speechless look, Ouyang Murphy chuckled, but quickly put away his smile.

"Actually, even if they don't tell me, I plan to come to you disguised as a companion, but I don't want others to see it, I just want you to see it."

Speaking of this, he seemed to realize that what he said was a bit inappropriate. Ouyang Murphy quickly made up for it:

"Don't get me wrong, what I mean is that I don't want others to act like a monkey, and I don't want them to see me like I am now.

If it's just you, huh, do you dare to tell me?"

"I don't dare." Hu Qiang shook his head, "I still want to live a few more years, but I don't want to trade my limits with you."

"You know the truth!" Ouyang Murphy curled his lips.

Hu Qiang said: "No matter what, thank you, Murphy.

Although you yell at me all day long, play tricks on me all day long, treat me rudely and rudely, spy on me illegally, and even break into private houses...

Although you have done a lot of things that I don't like, I know that you care about me and you really care."

After a brief pause, Hu Qiang continued: "Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered something.

It was the night when I first came to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs to do the crying hood project. Everyone had finished the project and everyone was going home, but you suddenly went crazy and insisted on taking me to Baidu Bridge in the middle of the night.

I didn't understand it at first, but then I thought about it and realized that you must have known about my sadness and deliberately used that method to let me vent my emotions, right?

Although I don't like that method, to be honest, it is quite useful, because I really don't feel uncomfortable afterwards.

I knew then that you did that on purpose, for my own good.

By the way, how did you know that I was feeling sad that day?"

Ouyang Murphy blinked: "What do you think?"

Hu Qiang slapped his thigh: "Ah, I know!

You must have noticed it when we met outside the toilet that time?

You already knew that I cried at that time, but you just didn't expose me?"

Ouyang Murphy narrowed his eyes and looked straight at Hu Qiang, then nodded again: "Yes, that's it!"

"I knew it!" Hu Qiang lowered his head in annoyance, "I should have been more careful and found a better excuse. If that day..."

"Old Hu!" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly.

"Ah?" Hu Qiang was stunned, raised his head and asked, "What?"

"Are you really okay?" Ouyang Murphy still looked directly into Hu Qiang's eyes, "Aren't you really uncomfortable with my companion leaving?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then he exhaled and smiled self-deprecatingly:

"It would be a lie to say I don't feel uncomfortable. I'm not hard-hearted.

However, as I said before, I have been suffering from various social beatings since I was a child. Even Weiwei, ah, my wife, once left me.

I have encountered so many bad things, and my resistance has been maxed out for a long time.

What happened to my companion is indeed a blow to me, but it won’t defeat me.”

"Then when you were in the company, why were you always in a trance and always alone in the office?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

Hu Qiang said: "Well, the reason why I was like that at work before was not only the inevitable loss and sadness after falling out of love, but the main reason was lack of sleep."

"lack of sleep?"

"Yeah, not enough sleep."

Hu Qiang explained: "Ever since I got together with my little companion, because I was so happy and addicted to playing games, I always went to bed late without realizing it, and I rarely got enough sleep for a few days.

If you can't rest in time at night and have to continue working during the day, your reaction will naturally become a little sluggish and your expression will be a little dazed if things go on for a long time.

But it doesn’t matter, I’ll just come back and have a good sleep.”

"Really?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"Of course it's true," Hu Qiang said.

"In other words, you actually know your own problem and can you adjust it yourself?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "Actually, in our Emergency Department, even if all of you are in trouble, I won't be in trouble. Do you know why?"

"Why?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"It's very simple." Hu Qiang said, "Because in the entire forced affairs department, I am the only normal person!"

"Ah?" Ouyang Murphy frowned, "What do you mean? Are you trying to say that except for you, none of us in the Emergency Department are normal?"

"Obviously!" Hu Qiang said.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang began to analyze:

"Look, do you remember the last time I asked everyone to act and pretend that everyone was sick in order to make Xiaobai stop hiding his illness and avoid medical treatment, realize that he has bipolar disorder, and let him actively treat it?"

"Remember, what happened?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

Hu Qiang said: "It was that time that made me realize that all of you are really sick...Wait a minute, don't worry, just listen to what I have to say!"

Then, Hu Qiang added: "Let me talk about you first. Although you have outstanding abilities and seem to be able to do anything, in fact, you are really unsociable and you really have sociophobia!"

"Your sister is afraid of society!" Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes, "I just like others to stay away from me. Is this social phobia? Don't label me, okay?"

"Look, look." Hu Qiang said, "What you are doing now is typical social phobia."

Bang!

Ouyang Murphy punched the table.

Hu Qiang immediately fell silent.

Soon, Ouyang Murphy said to Hu Qiang expressionlessly: "Don't be afraid, there was a bug just now, I will kill it for you..."

Hu Qiang swallowed and looked at Ouyang Murphy quietly, still saying nothing.

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly and clapped his hands gently:

"Hey, Lao Hu, why don't you say anything?

Just keep talking! Say it casually! Say it to your heart’s content!

You can scold me no matter what you want today! You can hit me no matter what you want!

As long as you can feel better, I will risk my life!

I promise not to hit you!"

Hu Qiang blinked and smiled dryly: "Um, Murphy..."

"Huh?" Ouyang Mo narrowed his eyes.

After coughing twice, Hu Qiang said: "Forget it, let's not talk anymore."

"Say it!" Ouyang Murphy smiled, "I keep my word, just say what you want to say."

"I won't tell." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Say it quickly!" Ouyang Murphy slapped the table and glared.

"Cough cough cough!"

After Hu Qiang coughed a few times again, he said:

"Well, in short, through the last incident of malingering, I found that all of you actually have some psychological problems, whether they are big or small.

Originally, I thought that Secretary Jin, like me, was the only person in the Emergency Department who did not have a mental illness.

But since I heard about the unbearable past she revealed and the alternative revenge experiences she once had, I discovered that Secretary Kim is actually not normal, but I can’t tell specifically what’s abnormal about her.”

Seeing Ouyang Murphy's livid face, Hu Qiang said: "Don't believe me, I'm not talking nonsense.

In fact, I have the simplest way to determine whether you all have psychological problems!"

"Oh?" Ouyang Murphy narrowed his eyes, "What can I do?"

Hu Qiang said: "It's very simple. If you don't have psychological problems, then how can you listen to me?"

Ouyang Murphy frowned: "You are the manager, of course we have to listen to you."

"No, that's not the case." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Murphy, think about it carefully.

Each of you is very capable and has your own specialties. If you pick one of you out alone, you will be a master and elite in various fields.

Since you are all so powerful and are real elites, why were you thrown into the Ministry of Public Security?

Obviously, it is because although you have outstanding abilities, you have psychological problems and cannot get along well with other normal colleagues or cooperate with others normally.

What the company emphasizes is group warfare, and it emphasizes that the collective is higher than the individual. Those of you who cannot cooperate with normal people, but are extremely capable, of course belong to the group that has been refrigerated and exiled."
To be continued...