"What kind of fallacy is this?" Ouyang Murphy said, "If that's the case, wouldn't you also come to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs? According to your theory, why do you say that you are the only person with a normal mentality?"

"It's very simple." Hu Qiang said, "Because I'm good at it!"

"Huh?" Ouyang Murphy was stunned, "What about you?"

"Yes!" Hu Qiang said.

“At first, I didn’t understand why a person like me, who had no management experience, was suddenly transferred to the emergency department as a manager.

Later I figured it out.

The reason why I became a manager in the past is because all of you are weird.

Facing you, transferring ordinary capable managers will only be a waste of resources.

why?

Because all of you are weirdos and perverts with outstanding professional abilities.

If you transfer a manager who is equally capable and has a normal mentality, you will only dislike each other, and then conflicts will arise.

Just like when Xiaobai got sick before, wasn't it because he was madly dissed by the deputy director of the brand department?

We stood in Xiaobai's shoes and felt that Xiaobai had been wronged, scolded for being autistic, and even suffering from bipolar disorder. Then we felt that the deputy director of the brand department was a bad guy and a bad person.

But from the perspective of the person in charge of the brand department, it is a normal working condition for people to scold others.

If people don't like your plan, why can't they just scold you?

It doesn’t make sense!

You are Party A, and Party A is your father. If your father thinks your plan is not working, he will scold you. Isn’t it normal?

If you think there is something wrong with the person in charge of the brand department, that’s just your opinion.

But in other people's eyes, Xiaobai's situation is what makes him sick.

So you see, if a capable and mentally normal manager is appointed to lead you, he will definitely be disappointed in you and have conflicts with you just like the deputy director of the brand department scolded Xiaobai.

What will be the result? It will definitely be that the top and bottom are at odds and trying to undermine each other, making the leadership unbearable.

I'm different. Except for my age and mentality, I'm inferior to you in every aspect.

Once you see that I am such a good person and I am not a threat to you, you will naturally not conflict with me.

As for me, precisely because I don’t understand anything and am good at everything, when I get along with you, I won’t scold you like other people, because I feel guilty.

In this way, the water in the well does not interfere with the river, and everyone can live in harmony.

In the same way, just because I am good enough, my boss will feel at ease with me.

For example, my direct boss, Lenny Fu, could justifiably put me in the blame position just because I was a bad guy and because I had little experience.

Anyway, your department always needs a manager. If a manager is appointed, there will be internal friction. It is better to appoint me, a senior rookie who knows nothing, to come here.

Because I am good enough, the leaders can rest assured, and so can you, and everyone can live in peace, and the world will be fine.

So you say, is this true?"

Ouyang Murphy raised his eyebrows: "So you are trying to say that you are a rookie with a normal mentality, leading us elites with abnormal mentality?"

"Obviously," Hu Qiang said, "Isn't it?"

Ouyang Murphy curled his lips: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Hu Qiang shrugged: "Actually, you already believe what I say, right?"

"Nonsense, full of farts!" Ouyang Murphy shook his head.

Hu Qiang said calmly: "Then how do you explain that you are all so powerful, but you were sent to the Ministry of Public Security?

How else to explain that the other managers who were transferred didn't last long before they were driven crazy and resigned automatically?

How can I explain that I can work in the Forced Affairs Department for a full month and get along well with you?"

Ouyang Murphy narrowed his eyes and said: "Old Hu, if your hypothesis is true, is it possible that you are actually a psychopathic elite, and you have traits and abilities that others don't have, but you don't

Didn't you find it?

After all, as you said, we are all psychopaths.

How can you still be a normal person if you can mingle with perverts like us?"

"It makes sense." Hu Qiang nodded thoughtfully, "So, I am also a pervert?"

"What else?"

"Then stay away from me quickly, or I'll suddenly go crazy, you're a pervert!"

Seeing Hu Qiang like this, Ouyang Murphy pursed his lips and smiled: "It's not bad, I know it's a joke."

After taking a deep breath, Ouyang Murphy said: "Well, seeing that you can say so many fallacies, I feel relieved.

So, I, no, are we worried about you in vain? Are you really fine? "

After listening to Ouyang Murphy's words, Hu Qiang shrugged: "I can't say it's nothing. I'm still sad, but it's not as serious as you think.

No matter what, I am still very grateful for your concern, which shows that you have me in your heart and recognize me.

However, there's really no need to make a fuss.

I am Hu Qiang, and people give me the nickname Hu Qiang!

I’ve never seen anything like this, but this kind of thing is a trivial matter!”

"I believe you, you idiot!" Ouyang Murphy sneered, "It's unconvincing to say this with tears. Wipe your tears first!"

Hu Qiang immediately touched his eyes with his hands and found that they were indeed moist, and he was crying again.

He quickly picked up a wet towel and wiped it: "I am, not, not what you think, I am, just..."

"Okay, don't explain." Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang's forced smile, and suddenly shook his head, "Stop talking, why don't I believe you? Anyway, tonight, I will do whatever you say.

Xin, don’t explain.”

Hu Qiang opened his mouth, and then let out a long sigh, knowing that this misunderstanding could not be explained clearly.

Forget it, just destroy it, whatever you like!

Seeing Hu Qiang continuing to wipe his tears silently with a towel, Ouyang Murphy suddenly smiled:

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, let's eat.

After all, if you come back so late, you must not have eaten yet, right?"

Hu Qiang frowned and shook his head: "I don't have any appetite right now, so I won't eat. I just want to go to bed early, so if you have nothing to do, you can go back by yourself. I..."

"How can that be done?" Ouyang Murphy said immediately, "People are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat for one meal, you will be hungry.

Especially you, you didn’t eat at noon today, and you probably didn’t even eat breakfast, right?

So, you need to eat something now to replenish your strength.

You can recover better if you wait until you finish eating before going to bed."

"No need." Hu Qiang frowned, "No need."

"Why don't you use it? It's such a happy decision!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy stood up and said: "Don't worry, I have prepared the food for you, please wait a moment."

Soon, Ouyang Murphy went to the kitchen and brought the food over.

"Barbecue?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "It's really barbecue again."

"What, barbecue can't be done?" Ouyang Murphy curled his lips.

"I didn't say it couldn't be done." Hu Qiang said with a smile, "Barbecue is pretty good, I quite like it."

Ouyang Murphy smiled.

But suddenly, Ouyang Murphy frowned: "Wait a minute, didn't you smell the barbecue smell before?

So, you didn’t smell any body odor on me, you smelled the barbecue smell on me?”

Hu Qiang didn't say anything. He just picked up a bunch of roasted pork belly and said, "Oh, this pork belly is very good. I'd like to eat it first."

Seeing Hu Qiang eating roasted pork belly, Ouyang Murphy squinted his eyes, shook his head, and stopped worrying about body odor.

"How about dry food? Wait!"

After saying that, Ouyang Murphy took out a bottle of Laobaigan from his bag and put it on the table with a bang: "Barbecue with soju, the more you live, the more moist it will be!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy took out two more glasses and poured a glass of wine into each.

"Drinking again?" Hu Qiang frowned, "No, Murphy, I have a headache, can I stop drinking?"

"No, I have to drink. Come on, cheers!" Ouyang Murphy picked up his wine glass.

In desperation, Hu Qiang also picked up his own glass of wine, clinked glasses with the other party, and drank it down like Ouyang Murphy.

"Hiss, this wine is so spicy!" Hu Qiang exclaimed after suffocating after one gulp.

"As long as it's spicy," Ouyang Murphy smiled, "It's strong enough if it's spicy enough!"
To be continued...