Chapter 454: Cherish your small wallet and stay away from big data

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 454: Cherish your small wallet and stay away from big data

Early the next morning, Su Kejie checked in listlessly as usual and walked into the large office of the Ministry of Emergency Affairs with an expressionless face.

Entering the emergency department, as soon as he sat down at his desk, he immediately ate a wave of mixed ads featuring Tang Haixing and Sha Lele.

The key is that these two virtual people are too real.

At the beginning, Su Kejie really thought that Sha Lele and Tang Haixing in the big office were real people. He also told them about the tragic experience of being dominated by virtual advertisements last night and not sleeping well all night.

It was only when they finally started selling him a sleeping set with eye masks and earplugs that Su Kejie realized that Tang Haixing and Shalele, who had been complaining to him for most of the day, were actually advertisements!

When the advertising man disappeared, the frightened Su Kejie realized that he was the only one in the entire emergency department and there was no one else.

In other words, he had just been chatting and complaining about two AI advertisements for a long time. During the whole process, he could not see any flaws, just like the "Golden Suona Throat Treasure" advertisement yesterday.

Su Kejie was so shocked by this discovery that he quickly took out his mobile phone, opened the emergency department group, and asked where everyone was.

Then he discovered that Ouyang Murphy sent a message asking him to come to the pipe room. There was no virtual projector in the pipe room and the signal was not good, so he could avoid advertising harassment.

However, Ouyang Murphy said that it is strictly forbidden to bring Dingdule in.

Upon seeing the news, Su Kejie suddenly realized it, and quickly brought his newly purchased laptop and his own chair to the pipe room together.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the pipe room, he saw Ouyang Murphy who was calmly typing on his laptop.

After seeing Ouyang Murphy, Su Kejie frowned and backed away tactically: "You, are you a real person or an advertisement?"

Ouyang Murphy, who was typing on the computer with his head down, calmly stopped, picked up the water gun next to him, turned around, and fired at Su Kejie.

After being hit with a water bomb, Su Kejie, who subconsciously raised his hand to stop him, was relieved and said, "Well, it's Murphy and Benfei. Don't hit me. I know you are serious."

Only then did Ouyang Murphy put down his gun, then continued to look back, lowering his head and tapping on his laptop with peace of mind.

Seeing this scene, Su Kejie pushed the chair next to the long table and said while arranging the computer:

"Murphy, you don't know, I was harassed by virtual advertisements last night and I didn't sleep all night. As soon as I entered the emergency department today, I was fooled again by the virtual advertisements of Tang Haixing and Lele. What happened?

My mind almost exploded.

It's better here, there are no ads, and it's clean enough.

By the way, Murphy, how did you discover this treasure?"

Ouyang Murphy continued to type on the computer and said: "It's very simple. The windows here are small, the signal is poor, the flow of people is small, and there is no virtual projector, so the advertising coverage is naturally poor."

"That's it." Su Kejie nodded.

At this moment, the back door leading outside between the pipes suddenly opened, and then Pang Xiaobai was seen walking in wearing big pants, big slippers, holding a big backpack, and wearing a robe and pajamas.

As soon as he came in, Pang Xiaobai was startled when he saw Ouyang Murphy and Su Kejie.

Soon, Pang Xiaobai took a deep breath, closed his eyes, opened his arms, and said loudly: "Murphy, hurry up, hit me, hit me a few times!"

Ouyang Murphy squinted at Pang Xiaobai, then decisively picked up the water bomb gun and fired a burst of water bombs at Pang Xiaobai's chest.

"Ah, it hurts!" Pang Xiaobai, who was hit in the chest by a water bomb, shouted quickly.

After Ouyang Murphy stopped shooting, Pang Xiaobai opened his eyes and nodded to Ouyang Murphy: "Great, you are real."

After saying that, Pang Xiaobai frowned and looked at Su Kejie: ​​"You, Ajie, hit me too, quickly!"

Su Kejie, who had just turned on the computer, looked at Pang Xiaobai and then at the water gun on the table. Then he decisively picked up the water gun and fired violently at Pang Xiaobai.

But in the end, Su Kejie's accuracy was too bad. He fired half a dozen water bullets, but none of them hit Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai, who had his arms open, opened his eyes, looked at the water bombs on the ground, and then nodded to Su Kejie: ​​"This shooting technique is definitely Su Kejie's."

After saying that, Pang Xiaobai kept her backpack, pulled on her slippers, and hurriedly walked down the stairs.

"Oh my god, I can finally relax for a while." Pang Xiaobai walked downstairs and sat down on the broken sofa, "I can finally rest, it's great."

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's expression of escaping from death, Ouyang Murphy frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

Pang Xiaobai waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I was bombarded with advertisements all night last night and I didn't sleep all night."

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai began to introduce his experience last night.

It turned out that Pang Xiaobai returned to his RV with a Ding Dule because he didn't finish his work yesterday.

When he finally finished the case and finally had time to play games and take a break, Dingduole suddenly shot a virtual advertisement.

At the beginning, Hu Qiang, who called himself Zhuge Qiang but dressed up as Zhuge Kongming, was selling him the mobile game "Three Kingdoms Collecting Billions", which allows you to pick up money and girlfriends. When he couldn't stand the other person's verbosity, he got out of the car and took a breather.

However, it was bombarded with serial advertisements from Tang Haixing, Ouyang Murphy, Sha Lele and others.

From an electric car that allows you to eat mandarin duck hot pot in the car, to a Kuangbiao driving school that guarantees a driver's license, and then sells him a house in an unknown suburb that is not sure whether it is reliable or not.

That's all. What's even more outrageous is that when Pang Xiaobai couldn't stand the virtual advertisements in the parking lot and went back to put the car away, he found Su Kejie in silk pajamas lying on his side on the bed, biting his lip and ogling him.

, while selling silk pajamas, Pang Xiaobai felt nauseated and vomited out.

"That's it." Pang Xiaobai, lying on the sofa, said in a desperate tone.

"One night, all night!

These unscrupulous advertisements came one after another and never stopped, which kept me awake the whole night!

They took turns ravaging me and disgusting me, it was so cruel!"

Ouyang Murphy smiled and said nothing, but Su Kejie looked ahead expressionlessly and said: "I just want to ask a question, what the hell is it that I am wearing pajamas on the bed and biting my lip and ogling you?"

"Only the devil knows!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said with an aggrieved look, "I wish I could burn that bed! I feel goosebumps all over my body when I see you now, how dare you ask me?"

Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "It's very simple. Big data will draw a portrait of you based on your search records, classify you, and then find out various products that similar users like you are interested in, and continuously push them to you."

Pang Xiaobai sat up halfway and curled his lips, and said with disdain: "Can it be said that in the eyes of big data, I am just a weirdo who lives in the suburbs, can't drive, is addicted to online games, and has a coquettish man next to me?"

Ouyang Murphy looked at Pang Xiaobai calmly: "Isn't it?"

Pang Xiaobai blinked and was speechless for a while.

"You are the coquettish man!" Su Kejie glared at Pang Xiaobai, "Your whole family is a coquettish man! You are still eating mandarin duck hotpot in an electric car!"

"What about you?" Pang Xiaobai looked sideways at Su Kejie, "Can you tell me what big data has pushed to you?"

Su Kejie said: "The products pushed to me by big data are all normal, including waist massagers, pacemakers, lifting beds, multifunctional wheelchairs, and round-the-clock pinching service..."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie suddenly paused, then turned his head and frowned and asked: "Wait a minute, in the eyes of big data, am I about to die?"

"Tch!" Pang Xiaobai shrugged disdainfully, "Not as good as me."

Ouyang Murphy looked at Su Kejie with a smile: "So, cherish your small wallet and stay away from big data!

As long as you don’t be easily scared by big data, your wallet will not become increasingly empty!”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "What a pity, it's easier said than done. How many people can really do it, hahaha."
Chapter completed!