Chapter 455 Is it a real person, just shoot it
Chapter 455 Whether it’s a real person or not, just one shot will suffice
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 455 Whether it’s a real person or not, just one shot will suffice
After a while, Hu Qiang came to the emergency department listlessly with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, yawning.
Although this situation cannot be said to be the first time since time travel, it is also a very rare occurrence.
"Manager Hu, what's wrong with you?" Pang Xiaobai asked, "The dark circles under my eyes are so heavy, I don't look good."
Hu Qiang sat down and said dejectedly: "That's because I was forced to watch a lot of wonderful advertisements last night."
After saying that, Hu Qiang recounted how he was frightened by numerous advertisements last night.
After talking about his experience yesterday, Hu Qiang said: "So, what I regret most is bringing Ding Ding Le home. If I had known this would happen, I would not have brought this thing home.
If it weren’t for Dingdole, I wouldn’t have to be frightened by all kinds of scary virtual ads, which would keep me awake all the time.”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "You don't know, those advertisements kept popping up from the room, haunting me, and kept me awake all night. That's why the dark circles under my eyes are so heavy, even this morning.
That’s why you’re so lethargic.”
Su Kejie said: "Manager Hu, my family has a secret recipe handed down from our ancestors, which is specially designed to treat dark circles."
After saying that, Su Kejie took out a strange pair of glasses, put them on calmly, and then suddenly said loudly:
"Aiyou walnut moxibustion glasses, ancient moxibustion, fumigate the eyes, relax muscles and activate collaterals, dilute dark circles, and relieve eye fatigue!
From childhood to adulthood, I have been enjoying Aiyou Aiyou!
The more moxibustion you use, the better you will be!”
Seeing Su Kejie's look, Hu Qiang opened his mouth instantly: "Ajie, what do you mean? Advertisement? Or are you joking?"
Pang Xiaobai turned to look at Su Kejie and said, "Ajie, you actually put the round walnut shell on your face? It's because the advertisement didn't run!"
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai turned his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Manager Hu, don't listen to these advertisements. Any secret recipe passed down from generation to generation is all a lie."
"Yes, I know." Hu Qiang agreed.
Pang Xiaobai added: "Actually, dark circles under the eyes are just a symptom. The underlying reason is..."
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly said loudly: "Your facial skin is in urgent need of maintenance. You need, man, Thermage! One leveling, two lifting, and three tightening can solve all skin aging problems at once!"
Go to Chengfeng Bolang Men’s Beauty Hospital and become a popular little uncle!”
Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai and frowned: "Another male hospital advertisement? Do you want it to be so cruel? Is this not over yet?"
"Hehehe." Ouyang Murphy suddenly laughed next to him.
Hu Qiang turned his head, frowned at Ouyang Murphy and asked: "What are you laughing at again? Is it funny? I'm not talking about you, Murphy. Since you knew these two products were advertisements, why didn't you remind me in advance?"
Are you so happy to see my joke?"
Ouyang Murphy shrugged and said: "You blame me? These days, artificial intelligence's learning and imitation capabilities are getting stronger and stronger, coupled with virtual real-person technology, it will become more and more difficult to distinguish between advertisements and real people in the future. Sooner or later, we will live in a virtual world.
Surrounded by people, and you are the culprit of all this."
Hu Qiang frowned: "Me? The culprit? Is that too much? Am I that important?"
Ouyang Murphy waved his hand and said: "Fortunately, you still have a chance of survival now!"
"What hope?" Hu Qiang asked.
Ouyang Murphy said: "As long as you learn to program, your future destiny will be in your own hands."
"Programming?" Hu Qiang said, "Don't be ridiculous. I have zero basic knowledge and only learned programming at this age. Isn't this nonsense!"
Ouyang Murphy suddenly smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I recommend to you, Terminator Programming School! Asia's largest programmer training base!"
Just when he said this, Su Kejie suddenly followed up: "Learning from scratch with real people teaching."
Pang Xiaobai kicked his legs and said: "Sexy editor, answer questions online!"
Then Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Ouyang Murphy said together: "Saving the earth starts with programming!"
After saying this, the three people suddenly disappeared.
Hu Qiang froze on the spot and blinked, then said to himself: "I've been making trouble for a long time, these three are all advertisements? Are they all virtual people? When I came to work, I ate a wave of advertisements first?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath, shook his head and said: "The technology of this virtual human is so fake that it can be mistaken for the real thing. I didn't mention it before, but now I'm starting to use it in advertising again.
No wonder this technology is only trial-run within the company and in a very few units, and has not been promoted on a large scale.
If it is really promoted on a large scale, there will definitely be big problems!"
At this moment, the door between the pipes suddenly opened, and Pang Xiaobai's figure appeared.
After Hu Qiang and Pang Xiaobai's eyes met, both of them were startled, and then they looked at each other cautiously.
Pang Xiaobai squinted his eyes, looked at Hu Qiang who was frowning and staring at him with suspicion, and asked tentatively: "Manager Hu?"
Hu Qiang also looked at Pang Xiaobai with suspicion: "Xiaobai?"
Just as he asked this question, he suddenly saw Ouyang Murphy and Su Kejie walking up to Pang Xiaobai.
The key is that Hu Qiang suddenly discovered that the clothes of these three people were exactly the same as the virtual people he just met.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang frowned and shouted loudly: "Again? You guys haven't finished these advertisements yet, have you? Get out of here, get out of here!"
Seeing Hu Qiang being so emotional, Pang Xiaobai turned to Ouyang Murphy and Su Kejie and said, "It looks a bit like the real Manager Hu."
Su Kejie shook his head: "That's not necessarily the case. Today's virtual advertisements are very smart. Maybe they are deliberately like this to attract our attention and then make a surprise attack."
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips: "This question is very simple. If it is a real person, just take a shot."
After saying that, Ouyang Murphy quickly turned back, picked up the water gun, and then quickly came back and said to Hu Qiang, who was still suspicious: "Old Hu, look here."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ouyang Murphy raised his water bomb gun and launched a burst of water bomb attacks at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang was hit so hard that his whole body hurt immediately. He subconsciously picked up his handbag and held it in front of his face to resist Ouyang Murphy's water bullets.
While resisting, Hu Qiang shouted: "Stop fighting, stop fighting, I am a real person, not an advertisement!"
Su Kejie said to Ouyang Murphy, who was still shooting fiercely: "It looks like it's true."
Only then did Ouyang Murphy stop, put down his gun and said, "Look, I just said it's very simple, right?"
Hu Qiang put down his handbag, looked at Ouyang Murphy and the others and said, "Are you real people?"
"If it's fake, I guarantee it." Ouyang Murphy raised the water gun, "How about I give you another shot?"
"No, no, no, no." Hu Qiang waved his hand quickly, "I believe it, I believe it."
After taking a breath, Hu Qiang said: "But if you don't take it with me in the office, why are you running to the pipe room together?"
Su Kejie said: "The windows between the pipes are small, the signal is poor, the flow of people is small, and the virtual projector has not been installed yet. As long as you don't bring Dingdole in, this is a safe space without virtual people, so it's safe to hide here."
Hu Qiang suddenly realized: "It makes sense, then I will go to your place to hide."
"No need." Ouyang Murphy said suddenly, "Mr. Hu, there is no virtual projector installed in your manager's office. You only need to put Dingdole outside the manager's office. Your manager's office is also a safe space and can avoid
Harassment by virtual humans.”
"Dingdule? I understand!"
After saying that, Hu Qiang quickly took out his Dingdole from his handbag and put it on the table. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I feel at ease now."
After breathing a sigh of relief, Hu Qiang nodded to Ouyang Murphy and the other three, then picked up his handbag and quickly returned to his manager's office.
As soon as Hu Qiang returned to the manager's office, Pang Xiaobai asked Ouyang Murphy: "Murphy, why don't you let Manager Hu come here?"
"What do you think?" Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes at Pang Xiaobai, "Do you like to work together with your boss?"
"Of course, it's not appropriate." Pang Xiaobai blinked, "But I thought you..."
"What about me?" Ouyang Murphy asked calmly.
"No." Pang Xiaobai immediately turned into a smile, "I think you did the right thing."
Ouyang Murphy said angrily: "Take care of yourself, don't always think about useless things!"
After saying that, Ouyang Murphy went back to typing on the keyboard.
Chapter completed!