His lower body is lustful, shameless, domineering, and arrogant;
His father is the best supporting actor in history - Internet czar Chekov;
His mother was an unknown young lady—the unknown is terrible;
His upper body goals are small: equality of all living beings and a harmonious world. In a word: the goals of Confucius, Laozi, and Buddha are his small goals;
His goal in the second half of his life is great: to have a purely physical relationship with all the beauties in the universe that goes beyond friendship, but is definitely not love;
His profession is philanthropic and dedicated: a gold-collared call cowherd - let's see how Chekov's son turns the tide.
What makes this kind of extreme contradiction exist in a person? You will know after watching it.
Keywords in the novel: Ascension to Evil, Victory Shoes, Chekov Kochagin Ottosky.
Chapter 0 Shot 1
Shot 1: The camera pans slowly and pans - of course it does not pan to Grandma Bridge - what is shown in the camera is a dim cabin with simple furnishings, well, in fact, it is simple, except for a bed and a
The stool is nothing.
Under the moonlight, a photo frame appeared in the lens. The lens slowly zoomed in, and a yellowed photo lay peacefully inside - the mood was very stable, and there was no peek-a-boo.
Since the light is relatively dim, and the director - that is, the author myself - wants to show his admiration for the person in the photo, the camera should be zoomed in at this time. Well, to put it simply and clearly:
close up!
Suddenly, in this starless night, the sky was filled with starlight, spreading elegantly, and its brightness was so bright that it caught up with someone's vest ID - Tian Jie, and was almost blinding people's eyes.
(Service hotline:
Enthusiastic Audience A [Ant]: "Hey, where is the moon? Where has the moon gone? I want to see Sister Chang'e!"
Enthusiastic Audience B [Cloud
Director: “I have the final say on my set!”
Dragon☆Cang Tianbing: "Huh?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
The director was horrified: "Actually, I mean, ahem, you know, how could I allow my daughter-in-law to see such distinctive photos?"
At this time, there was a hint of shyness coming from the infinite horizon: "Who is your wife? At most... at most... at most she is your lover!"
At the same time, a lion's roar came from a place called Gaolaozhuang: "Bajie, come back for dinner!")
With the help of starlight and close-up, the following picture appeared in the lens:
The picture seemed to have been specially processed, and it was not clear what his face looked like. But other features of his body were clearly visible: a messy tawny hair, as if it had not been washed for half a year;
The shriveled and thin body was covered with a large, colorful shirt of an extremely ancient style on the upper body, and a pair of loose shorts underneath - the zipper was not pulled up, exposing a few yellow hairs on the lower body; there was a thin stick in his mouth.
A long cigarette, with smoke constantly spraying out of his nostrils.
(The director's majestic and magnetic voice came: "Slowly pull the camera to the lower right corner to get the maximum close-up. The good stuff is about to end at the climax, hehe!")
While countless pure and impure viewers were still recalling and shocked, the screen stopped with a line of crooked Russian text.
Translated into Chinese: Chekov Kochagin Ottosky
PS: I want to know who is the mother of the male pig's trotters? What is her identity and background? What do the first two keywords of the novel represent? Why is it called this book? What is the mystery of this title? How did the male pig's trotters become such a contradictory person?
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