Dear viewers, dear viewers, this is an urgent news break. Here is the latest news from our reporters.
Major General Memphis Conan, commander of the Federation Space Marines' Hurricane Group and known as the Scorpion God, died unexpectedly today.
Please look at the picture. Major General Memphis Conan's villa on Hawaii Island has been reduced to ruins, and hundreds of thousands of out-of-control world puppets-the poisonous twin-tailed scorpions are raging everywhere. Wow, we saw the emergency response team of the Special Management Committee...
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Hey, hey, we have the right to freedom of the press, freedom of the press... Hey, don't slap me in the face!
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Federal Military Top Secret File No. 2355-494:
Report on the accidental death investigation of Major General Memphis Conan.
In order to increase his strength as quickly as possible, expand his brain capacity, and enhance his mental strength, Major General Memphis Conan took illegal psychostimulant drugs, which caused him to become insane and lose control of his mental power. All his brain cells melted and died. The out-of-control mental power condensed into a highly poisonous two-tailed scorpion and accidentally killed the surrounding people.
There are three hundred and seventy-five neighbors.
Recommendation: The military should take the lead in conducting a joint raid on the federal drug black market, and strive to bring all underground illegal drug research institutes and production lines under the control of relevant military research institutes.
Key suggestions: The illegal drug ‘Glory Angel’ taken by Major General Memphis Conan has a direct and effective effect. Immediately arrest the relevant research and development personnel of ‘Glory Angel’ and invest corresponding manpower and material resources to conduct in-depth research on ‘Glory Angel’.
Additional proposal: The reporter who was beaten by the Special Administrative Commission’s emergency response team at the scene...how much hush money do they want?