After listening to Bingtis’s talk about the inevitable connection between lack of mind and becoming a god, I feel that my outlook on life and the world have undergone major changes. The most significant feature is that I can no longer look directly at the four words "Eternal Life". Yes, according to Bingtis's theory, these four words will be the broad road to Qingshan Mental Hospital: when they are used on mortals with fragile and changeable emotions. [ka".Com 文 /文//
You said that I was so full that I discussed my gross outlook on life with that unscrupulous female gangster!
I guess part of Bingtis's theory is correct, that is, if you want to live a long time, you must be able to resist trouble, but the way of interpreting this sentence has absolutely nothing to do with the female gangster's theory of being short-sighted. ...Okay, maybe a dime, but definitely not more than a dollar. I admit, a guy who can deal with everything indifferently is definitely closer to God than a idiot who is nervous about everything, but Bingtis's tough way of living is really not something that ordinary people can copy: Yesterday afternoon, after she talked to me about her outlook on life, she received a "phone call" from God Realm. It seemed that it was her father who called to ask about Bingtis's recent work situation. (Don’t forget, Bingtis is also the first ambassador of the God Realm in the capital of Xiling). Sister Bing got angry with her father within a few words. Her last words were: "I just eat and sleep at Chen's house." If I ate it right after I woke up, wouldn’t it mean that I haven’t submitted the report for two months, so you’re going to kill me?”
…This kind of lifestyle is really hard to replicate.
I don’t know what happened, but early this morning, I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere. Then I went to the living room and took a look, and found that the situation was indeed very strange: there was a circle of people gathered in the living room, it was like a three-chamber trial, and There were also figures of my elder sister and Anweina inside. I suddenly woke up from the dazed state of getting up, and couldn't help but curiously walked closer: "What's going on? You got up early for a meeting?"
"Educating the children." Miss Lin was as punctual as an alarm clock. At this time, she was already leaning on the small sofa in my living room, sipping black tea. She seemed to be watching the three-chamber trial, and she raised her finger when she heard my voice. Pointing to the center of the crowd, I noticed that Xiao Wuyao and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people. They both lowered their heads and looked like they were repenting.
I don’t think it’s a surprise that Xiaoxue was being punished. She usually doesn’t get punished anyway, but what mistake did such a well-behaved child like Little Crow make today? I asked An Weina, who is Little Crow’s “mother” He immediately replied with a subtle expression: "Steal eggs, lots of them."
"Steal eggs?" I froze at the corner of my mouth, and my eyes instantly fell on the little crow. The little girl lowered her head and couldn't see her expression. She only saw her little hands twisting together, like a normal naughty child with a good attitude towards admitting mistakes. , maybe noticing my gaze, the little girl suddenly raised her head and looked over from under her dark blue-purple bangs with a pair of big, tearful eyes: "Master, help me!"
"In the past two days, the eggs in the kitchen have been disappearing inexplicably, and it has become more and more serious. At first, they were missing, then they were lost by pounds. This morning, more than two hundred pounds of eggs were all missing." My sister's expression was dumbfounded, Also, please don’t be curious about why there are two hundred kilograms of eggs stored in the kitchen at home: We have a Shandora at home. “At first, I thought Shandora got up hungry at night and ate it, but last night Anwei When Na was cleaning the house, she happened to pass by the kitchen and discovered that Medivh stayed up every night and went to the kitchen to steal eggs after twelve o'clock..."
Me: "...I'll go, what is this kid doing stealing eggs?"
The little crow heard my voice, shrank its neck and said in a voice like a gnat: "Hatch..."
Me: "..." Did any strange words appear just now?
"That's it, she's hatching eggs," Anweina sighed, stretched out her hand and knocked lightly on the little crow's head: it wasn't a punishment at all, but it made the silly bird grin. "It's already connected.
For a week, Little Devin went to the kitchen every night to steal eggs and take them back to her room to hatch them. Master, this child needs education."
Why do you think there is such a treasure around me? Although I knew that this stupid bird was not very smart, I really didn’t expect her to be so creative in going out to the kitchen to steal eggs and hatching them.
What did she do wrong?
I silently glanced at the little crow who was already twisting around restlessly, trying hard to ignore this girl's cute murderous plot, and my eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "Where is this one? What mistake did she make?"
Lin Xue covered her face: "How do you think the stupid bird knows that chicks can hatch from eggs?"
Me: "..." At this time, I can probably just laugh, right?
After all, it turned out to be just two naughty kids doing troublesome things again. This kind of thing happens countless times at home every day, and it is considered a daily routine for our family. Although in many cases, they cause my sister a headache,
But on the other hand, it's actually quite interesting: you can use a normal mentality to see how far these crazy kids can go. Every time I have this mentality, I can produce scientific results in these naughty kids.
A sense of surprise like a big discovery: the lower limit is constantly being refreshed. In fact, I think the little crow stealing eggs is nothing, although the amount of food she wastes is indeed a bit large. As a result, I was attacked by my sister as soon as I expressed this idea.
Objection: "Things are not that simple. You'd better go to Little Crow's room and take a look."
My intuition told me that this was definitely not a good thing, but driven by infinite curiosity, I couldn't help but go to the second floor and take a look. After opening the door of Little Crow's room, the first thing that caught my eye was of course her picture.
Unique bed: The little crow made a nest by piling up wooden sticks, clothes and bedding that she collected everywhere. She is still used to sleeping in the bird's nest. And in this huge bird's nest, there are all kinds of people jumping around.
...mini crow.
As soon as I pushed the door open and walked in, I was stunned by the sight before me. Hundreds... no, maybe more, literally swarms of ultra-small Medivhs were jumping around in the bird's nest in the center of the room, and there were
Some little ones are emerging from the chandeliers on the roof, the cabinets in the corners and under the bed. They are all the same, ten centimeters tall, wearing mini skirts, like a smaller version of Medivh, walking around barefoot.
Running around. Many of these miniature versions of Medivh seem to be unable to walk well, almost somersaulting every two steps, some are simply crawling around on the ground, and some who look a little smarter are gathered in a pile, chattering.
Lively exchange: I have no idea what they are communicating about. Some mini Medivhs even have eggshells on their heads. What’s even more ridiculous is that they probably didn’t control their strength well when they broke out of the shell, so half of their bodies were still in eggshells.
Inside, I saw a pair of short legs running around below, looking like eggs turning into sperm.
And on the wall of the room, I also saw a lot of eggshells piled together. There were many mini Medivhs picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them onto the eggshell mountain. The division of labor was clear and the cooperation was skillful, as if they had been professionally trained.
.It was just a mistake in my busy schedule. A mini Medivh with a large piece of eggshell on her head happened to be passing by. As a result, she was caught by her sister and threw her towards Eggshell Mountain. Then she saw all the mini Medivh nearby.
Everyone got into a commotion and rushed forward to rescue. Eggshell Mountain suddenly collapsed...
The door suddenly opened and a stranger broke in, which of course immediately attracted the attention of these little creatures. Almost in the blink of an eye, I was surrounded by these... little creatures that I don’t know how to classify. They were jumping around.
There was a crowd at my feet, and the noise of chirping came towards me. I listened carefully...it was really chirping! They were not talking, the chirping sound coming from their throats was exactly the kind of chirping sound that only fledglings make!
I have no idea how these ten centimeter-tall guys hatched out of such small eggshells... No, that's not the crux of the problem!!
I almost jumped down from the second floor and rushed in front of everyone: "I wonder what is going on upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things!"
"So the situation is not just as simple as a bird stealing an egg..." Lilina looked up to the sky and sighed, then pointed at my shoulder, "Boss, one came out."
"Chichi!" A cry of a baby bird also sounded on my shoulder as Lilina finished speaking. The corner of my eye twitched and I looked sideways, and then a ten centimeter-high small Medivh came into view.
, this little creature that I didn’t know what it was or how to classify it was sitting on my shoulder with its legs crossed, looking curiously at the huge head in front of me (mine...), with a small half of an eggshell on its head.
After looking at me for a while, the little guy tilted his head and the eggshell fell off.
Then I saw her turn into a bolt of lightning and come to the ground, and start running around looking for her own eggshells.
Turned into a bolt of lightning... Is he born with the talent of being a master of elements? What on earth did the little crow create? What kind of thing is this!
While I was dazed, I heard another cry of chicks coming from the corner of the stairs. Everyone looked around and saw a timid miniature Medivh sticking her head out from the handrail of the stairs. Behind her,
It's the second one, the third one...
"Chichi! Chichi! Chichi!" Almost instantly, the cry of the chicks came from all over the living room, and countless strange creatures with staggering steps and even eggshells on their heads appeared from every corner.
, and started running around, like a disaster. When I opened my eyes, I was in my own home. When I closed my eyes and listened to the noise, I felt as if I was in a chicken farm. The people in the room instantly jumped up and started shouting.
While she was chasing those little creatures that were wandering around, Lilina looked at me with a collapsed face: "Boss! Didn't you close the door just now?!"
"Uh, I forgot." I replied honestly with a shrug. Three or four miniature Medivhs fell from the chandelier and hit me. Then they started jumping around on my shoulders and head, and jingled from my breast pocket.
She got out of the hole, holding two toothpicks in her hands in a violent fighting posture, and shouted an ultimatum to these invaders who were slightly smaller than her but were huge in number: "Go away! Go away! This is Dingdang's home! You won't
You can look around, that's Dingdang's bedroom... that's Dingdang's kitchen... that's Dingdang's warehouse!"
Me: "..." These are my clothes, okay?
A Ding Dong and three mysterious creatures were attacking the city on my shoulder, fighting to protect their home and open up living space. More small creatures were screaming and running away, behind them were trying to capture these little guys.
The theoretical real owner of this family was brought to justice. Shandora shouted to Anweina to close all the doors and windows. Her sister loudly reminded everyone to be careful under their feet and not to step on those little ones. Lin was ordered to stand motionless on the coffee table.
: She is too destructive, and there are Pandora and Visca standing with her. The reason is that these two little ones tried to stick a colloid bomb on the large cabinet. Everywhere you look, people are jumping on their backs and shouting, it's lively.
It was even worse than the wet market at 9:30 in the morning. I reached out blankly and grabbed a mini Medivh that flew past my eyes. The latter screamed and beat hard with its small fists.
I finally lowered my thumb and bit it down: Judging from the strength, the combat effectiveness should not be as good as Ding Dong. Lin Xue looked at all this with stunned eyes and sadness, muttering to himself: "Asshole... It took us an hour to get up early.
Catch them all...you lazy pig, even if you have a long sleep, the first thing you do when you wake up is to release them all!"
I laughed awkwardly, confusedly, and stupidly, but the eldest lady still gave me a decisive kick.
When everyone was rushing to catch those strange creatures, the little crow seemed to feel that she had nothing to do, so she stood up and walked to the kitchen in a big way: she wanted to eat. Xiaoxue, on the other hand, tiptoed towards the stairs.
.But the actions of the two naughty children did not escape the eyes of the sharp-eyed Prophet Lin. The eldest lady shouted: "You two little bastards over there! Stop!"
This was like a violent rhythm. I began to think about whether I should excuse myself from going to court today because of illness.
Nearly an hour passed, and the overflowing miniature Medivh was finally gathered together. Bingtis used the Holy Light Barrier to make a large fence with a roof, and everyone threw away the mysterious creatures they caught.
When we got inside, my sister counted them one by one: "Two, four, six...Hey, why is there one more?"
A green figure jumped up in the middle of a crowd of mini Medivhs squeezing around: "Let Ding Dong out! Let Ding Dong out! 123 You fool! 123 You fool! If you do the following! Ding Dong will definitely bite you.
Oh! Wow, what do you little dwarfs want to do? Don't... don't lick it!"
I never expected that Dingdang would also find a sense of height superiority: even though she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.
Bingtis opened a gap in the Holy Light Barrier, let Dingdang get out of it, and then decisively turned the "cage" into silent mode: The movement of those little things was too loud, and then I put the two little crows and Xiaoxue
Pressed on the sofa again: "Okay, can someone explain what's going on? Those things...could they be little crows..."
Before I even said it, I felt that this thing was beyond words, because no matter what angle you looked at, those little things seemed to be hatched. From the context, I found out that they were hatched by crows after stealing eggs. You
If we had a biologist in our family, how many times would we have been pissed off by now?
"What else can happen," my sister sighed, "you also know that eggs bought from the market cannot hatch chicks."
I nodded, although I felt that the topic in my heart was indeed moving in the most interesting direction, and I had no hesitation.
"But the little crow is a god. She hopes that something will hatch from the eggs." My sister pointed to the little girl who was playing with her fingers with her head raised. "Now it seems that she has injected her power into those eggs.
Then of course what was created was her own schizoite. In the past week, she stole several hundred kilograms of eggs and kept charging them. Last night, all the schizoites broke out of their shells."
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'll go, how come... no one notices this?"
Anweina rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it was all my negligence... I should have noticed that little Diwen has been acting strangely these days. And she has not let me enter her room. I thought this child was just an ordinary child."
Just joking."
From a certain point of view, Anweina is right. The little crow is indeed just playing around, but her playfulness has a major premise: this little girl also bears the title of the God of Crows. She is
A god who truly has the power of a god and can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances. More importantly, he is a god whose intelligence is basically the same as Dingdang, whose common sense is basically the same as **, and whose self-control is on par with Qianqian.
, it can be said that she is an accomplished person who combines all the quirks in our family. For such a living treasure, how can her playfulness be tolerated by normal people?
"The question now is how to deal with these little things. We have been discussing this all morning." My sister talked about it a lot today. "It is not yet clear whether these split organisms have intelligence. Even if they do,
They are probably on par with animals, but each of them has a small part of the strength of a small crow. If left alone, they might cause a lot of trouble driven by their instincts. But if they are raised... this is considered raising a group of people.
What about small animals, or do they have a group of ancestors?”
I took a look at Dingdang, and based on my work experience, they were probably a group of ancestors.
"Speaking of which, I think this might be a good thing," Qianqian had been looking up at the sky since just now and didn't know what she was thinking. Then she suddenly said, "Ajun, do you think the Crow God system is just for use?"
Is this how they reproduce?"
I:"……?"
Who will stop this destroyer of three views!
Qian Qian clapped her fingers and expressed her opinions one by one: "Look, there are four major divine systems in the Star Territory. Each divine system has a main god and a group of ordinary gods below. However, we only have one Crow God, which cannot be regarded as a god.
OK?"
"Don't tell me that all the Crow Gods in the future will be hatched." I looked at Qian Qian with my mouth twitching, and the corner of my eye fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis, with countless mini Medivhs.
They looked restless because they were locked up, squeezing around inside, and even forming a ladder. Obviously, just locking these little guys up was not an option. Well, it seems that not all the mini Medivhs are panicking.
I was running around everywhere, and among the small creatures there was a group of guys who seemed to be busy doing something in an organized manner. I stood up curiously and took a look, and was shocked:
"Go to the basement! They're digging holes!
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