No one thought that this group of mysterious creatures that had just emerged from their shells in theory could be so destructive. When we found out, these little guys had already started digging holes in the floor with close cooperation-obviously
, after discovering that the surrounding holy light barrier was too strong to break through, they thought of digging a hole in the ground to escape. A dozen little guys formed a circle in the middle and worked hard to dig the floor, while the other little guys lined up outside.
The team transported the excavated waste to a distant place. And the tools they used to dig holes and transport the waste were...
Their eggshells.
When I saw this scene, I felt that the corners of my mouth were so stiff that I couldn't even lick them. These little guys used the eggshells on their bodies as tools to wave them around. The solid building materials faced these theoretical problems.
The calcifications that should be very fragile turned out to be flying dust from the digging. I can only attribute this to the little crow: due to her hatching or charging of eggs, these eggshells are probably stronger than interstellar alloys, everyone.
You can think of the concept of a lollipop that Ding Dong has chewed.
Using her physical advantage, Anweina immediately sank into the floor and passed through the wall into the basement. After a while, her head came up: "Great, Master, I haven't dug through yet, I have reinforced the ground with a holy light barrier.
"
At this time, the little creatures who were digging the hole obviously found that the situation had changed. Their eggshells encountered a layer of hard barriers made of the same material as the surrounding walls. Although the underground barrier was more fragile than the surrounding barriers, it was not
These ten centimeter-high little things can be dealt with. So the "construction team" who was digging the hole put down their tools dejectedly after a heated argument. Many little things sat on the ground dejectedly and began to be in a daze: they had no choice.
"It feels quite pitiful." Qian Qian lay on the Holy Light Barrier with a look of unbearable expression on her face, "Look, they can dig holes, which means they are also very smart, right? They can also cry and laugh. Let them out.
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"Of course, I didn't want to keep them locked up at first," I said, "but now I don't know how to place these little things. They seem to be completely unable to communicate and speak. They can't understand our words either.
And I just want to run out, if I’m not careful I might cause a scene. By the way, where’s the little crow?”
"Gah! Master called me?" The little crow immediately jumped out from nowhere and looked at me expectantly.
I pointed at the "chicken cage" and said, "You made these, can you command them?"
"Gah?" Little Crow tilted his head and thought for a while, then leaned over and lay on the Holy Light Barrier. I signaled Bingtis to remove the sound insulation, and instantly the "chirping" sound that made people's heads as big as a bucket resounded throughout the living room.
At this time, the little crow clapped its hands to attract the attention of the little creatures, and a surprising thing happened: all the little ones immediately rushed over and swarmed over. The chirping sound was unprecedentedly enthusiastic, and they even piled up into a hill.
They tried their best to move in the direction of the little crow. This scene was like the scene of the chicks jumping for joy after the female bird returns to the nest - except that the nest is a bit bigger, and the female bird is unreliable.
"Great, it turns out that the little crow can communicate with them," Qian Qian clapped her hands and laughed, "Then what were we busy with just now?"
Everyone: "...haha."
In fact, it’s not our fault that we had brain cramps at the time. The main problem is that no one included the little crow as a candidate for help. In everyone’s impression, this bird’s skills are basically eating and sleeping, with random interruptions in between.
The biggest important thing she ever did was to lead us to the Old Fifteen Days Area, and she did it while getting lost. Her cute image is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Who can connect her with serious things? No.
Speaking of other things, if one day the world ends and I give you three places for you to choose to fight with aliens, then you would definitely rather choose your own class teacher than fill in yourself. Of course, you should fill in your own class teacher.
The purpose is also worthy of consideration...
The little crow communicated with those little things for a while, and both sides seemed to understand. However, their communication method was unknown. In my opinion, those unclear "chirps, quacks, quacks" and slapping arms were the same as watching the Six-Party Talks.
The live broadcast was equally unclear. But in the end, the two parties reached a consensus, and the little crow raised his head: "Master! They are hungry!"
"...Is that why they demolished the house and pried off the furniture?"
"Then they go out to bask in the sun!"
Me: "..." Okay, the first one is satisfying. The second one, I guess we have to move these little guys somewhere in the Shadow City. Maybe before that, we need to notify the research institute to prepare a room with enough space.
Close the place so these mysterious creatures can be moved in.
"Yes, let's feed these first...what do they eat?" I suddenly remembered this key point mid-sentence, because although these little guys are theoretically hatched from eggs, they have nothing to do with poultry.
Relationship, they are the extension of the little crow's power. The crow god's divine power attaches to matter and catalyzes these lives between entities and elements. This kind of creature... what does it eat?
Can it be charged by plugging it into a 220v socket?
The little crow thought for a while, clapped his fingers and said, "Mouse, grass seeds, grasshoppers, and the vegetables cooked by mother!"
"...You came here according to your own preferences, right?" I pinched the little crow's cheek, "Also! You are not allowed to eat mice and bugs!"
The little crow let out a despondent "Oh" and continued to communicate with the group of little creatures he hatched. After a while, he looked at me and said, "Master, they want to eat vegetable leaves. One of them ran into the kitchen just now and found the vegetable leaves.
They want to eat the leaves."
A mini Medivh emerged from the crowd of her friends, waving a small piece of green vegetable with a ring of teeth marks in her hand to greet us. It seemed that she was the one who broke into the kitchen.
The food problem of the little guys was solved in this way. After a little experiment, we determined that they are a group of absolute vegetarians. They only eat vegetables, especially raw leaves. They can also eat things like peanuts, but
We will never touch meat. We fed these schizoites just like chicken farm employees (why do you feel this is a weird statement?), and then continued to discuss where to place these little guys. Anweina and
Saeko and her sister went to prepare breakfast for the family: thanks to these little devils. Our family hasn’t eaten yet, but they have eaten first. Sandora has a tendency to go berserk and is lying on the Holy Light Chicken
Next to the cage (no mistake), he was drooling and muttering to himself: "My egg noodles, my egg-filled pancakes, my scrambled eggs with chopped green onion, my cake, my..."
A group of little things who were busy nibbling vegetable leaves were frightened by the resentful voice and eyes, and huddled together and shivered.
In Shandora's eyes, these little devils hatched from eggs seemed to have returned to the egg stage. Seeing this, I quickly dragged her back and stuffed a handful of snacks into her mouth, which saved the eggs.
Life.
"Master, Master," I am thinking about whether I should inform Shadow City now to build an ecological chicken farm... raise... I really don't know how to describe it. Anyway, you can just watch and understand. Anyway, I am
When I was thinking about this, I suddenly felt someone tugging on my sleeve. It turned out to be Little Crow. She seemed to have something to report, "These children... can live on me!"
I was still immersed in my own thoughts. After hearing this, I basically replied without thinking: "Oh. Okay." Then after a few seconds, I was shocked: "What?!"
The little crow pointed at a group of miniature versions of itself that were snatching food like chicks: "They can live in me!"
The living room became quiet, and I could only hear the rustling of the little devils nibbling vegetable leaves not far away. I thought about it and thought that the little crow might be hungry, but soon the latter repeated it word by word.
, and she looks quite impatient: whenever what she says is questioned, the little crow will behave like this. This means that the little girl is serious.
Then we knew what the little crow meant: she said that she was going to transform into the crow god form.
After all the little devils had eaten, we covered the entire house in a camouflage barrier. At the same time, we expanded the space in the yard to leave room for Medivh to transform. After a burst of lightning, thunder, and wind, the long
The 100-meter-long Crow God appeared in front of everyone, and then Anweina opened all the windows in the living room, and Bingtis also removed his Holy Light Chicken Coop (I no longer felt any violation at all).
The next second, a spectacular scene appeared.
Countless black crows with a body length of nearly half a meter poured out of the living room. They were shrouded in dark shadow flames and hot and dazzling arcane lightning, like a storm of darkness and light intertwined, gradually forming a lightning and thunder in the sky
As the storm formed by the crowd of crows gradually took shape, the wind column gradually took shape. What hit the face was such crazy energy that people like Bingtis couldn't help but say "Oh!" This scene was unexpected by everyone.
Unexpectedly, the transformation space we prepared for the little crow had originally been expanded to a considerable size considering her energy pouring problem. However, after the crow storm took shape, we found that this space was still too small, so that the 123
The most resistant guy had to quickly switch to his god form and fuse himself with the camouflage barrier outside to prevent energy leakage. Soon, the shadow crows that poured out crazily from the house were finally in place, forming a line of
The visual inspection is that it is a hurricane nearly one kilometer high, and the energy it leaks is even greater. Due to the violent energy turbulence, it sets off a scorching cyclone. A reddish round light group can be faintly seen in the cyclone: this is the atmosphere that has begun to produce plasma.
The precursor of transformation. At the same time, what makes us feel even more unbearable is the harsh sounds coming from all directions——
Visually, there are nearly a thousand crows (maybe not that many, but the dazzling sight left me no time to count) crows gathered together and made a loud noise. Can you imagine what this noise is like? I swear, I have heard it in my life.
The only sound that can compare to it is the chorus of ten thousand Misaka sisters...
So we put on earplugs and looked up at the sky blankly, watching the storm of crows getting bigger and bigger. Lilina let out a long "oh" and said in the spiritual connection: "Boss, this cannot be explained by the conservation of mass."
It’s clear.”
"Damn it, everything related to that stupid bird is going to cause some trouble," Bingtis strengthened his protection blessing for everything in the barrier (including our house), "It seems that she turned into a crow.
After entering the god state, all the schizoites also transformed and became small crow gods... Oh, okay. It seems that the crows have stabilized..."
After Bingtis finished speaking, the tornado-like, dark shadow crows high in the sky finally stopped their manic rotation. With a loud cry from the giant crow Medivh, more than a dozen streams of crows branched out from the crow storm.
The torrent of shadows, these tributaries formed by the formation of crows, rushed in the direction of Medivh. The latter spread its wings that covered the sky, so we saw the split-life crow gods burrowing into the feathers of the giant crows one by one.
Below, it disappears as if it has merged into it.
The whole process lasted for more than ten seconds before the storm of crows in the sky was completely absorbed by Medivh, and the clear blue sky reappeared above everyone. 123 with a black face fell from the air with a clang, and then jumped up:
"Oh my god, Monina, please smell it, I'm at least six years old now!"
"Gah!" The little crow, which had transformed into a human form again, came bounding in front of everyone, and called out in acknowledgment, hoping to attract my attention, "Master! Put the children away!"
I thought about it and felt that the strength control training for this stupid bird would have to start all over again: obviously, her growth rate has been too incredible, and the group of egg spirits she hatched are far from being used to show off their cuteness...
…
If she suddenly releases such a flock of crows during a fight, do you think the enemy on the opposite side will become braised or charcoal-grilled?
Since those mini-Medivians were left unattended when they turned into mini-crow gods, the house is now a mess. It seems that we need a new set of furniture and appliances, and the ceiling needs to be repaired. Breakfast was completely ruined and the family could only
I ordered takeout from Shadow City. Miss Lin’s favorite tea set was evenly spread at the door of the balcony. A shallow nine-link chain was plated on the wall. Moreover, the previous group of little devils also dug a deep hole on the floor.
A big hole up to ten centimeters: This also needs to be repaired.
After breakfast, Little Crow received two hours of moral education from her sister and Anweina - even though she didn't understand it. The five-person team of protoss men came to the battle in person to explain to her how to control her own information disturbance power - even though she didn't understand it.
She didn't understand, and finally Lilina prepared a new round of learning plan for the stupid bird - even though she might not understand either.
...it all looks like a long way to go: if we don't make the little crow realize the essential difference between herself and other poultry soon.
Finally, my sister and Anweina made a temporary decision: eggs will not be eaten at home for a period of time in the future. Of course, duck eggs will not be allowed. Any poultry eggs must be kept away from the sight of the little crow, because we cannot predict this silly guy.
Could it be that hatching eggs has become her instinct, as irreversible as building a nest, and no one can tell what she will hatch from the eggs next time.
Shandora was the one who regretted this the most. She said goodbye to her egg noodles, her egg noodles, her fried eggs with green onions, her cakes...and then joined the ranks of criticizing and educating Little Crow.
go.
Miss Lin and I locked the other culprit who caused all this into the room and ordered her to write a three thousand word review to review her mistakes - and Baidu was not allowed.
Of course. We have also thought about something before: these mini crow gods hatched by little crows may have great potential. You see, when the little crow turns into a god form, the schizophrenia will also gain power and can even reach that scale.
Crow Storm, although the specific combat effect is still unknown, but it seems to be quite powerful. I also briefly considered letting the little crow continue to hatch eggs to strengthen her flock, but then I thought about it...
At least until this stupid bird can control the existing crows (based on the movements when retrieving the crows, we know that she is still in the instinctive stage in this regard), it is not a good idea to let her hatch anything...
While the family was busy cleaning up the living room and kitchen, which were most affected by the disaster, a portal suddenly appeared in the entrance, and then a long-lost voice came from inside: "I'm back...ah...ah! Gas explosion
?”
I turned my head and glanced at the visitor, and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was a fox dog... Yakumo Lan's figure. Behind her was Cirno, whom I hadn't seen for a long time. Of course, you can ignore that idiot before he turned into a refrigerator. Yakumo Lan
But it must be welcomed warmly: "Hey, fox, long time no see, I thought you wouldn't come back. Don't mind, the child just demolished the house while playing with eggs..."
"Well, it is indeed your child..." Lan raised her tail high and carefully found a place to stay in the ruins, but there was no surprise in her tone. It seemed that the empire's naughty child
She has long been accustomed to this skill: especially when she is often used as a pillow by Xiaopao or Xiaoxue, "Actually, I came back several times, but you were not there."
I thought about it and realized that I had been on "business trips" quite a bit more frequently in the past two months. When I was outside, I did hear the letter home from Anweina mention the fox coming home, so I smiled awkwardly: "Oh.
, I forgot... I said why are you raising your tail so high? You usually run around wildly on the land outside, how come you suddenly become mysophobic after being out for a few days? "
Lan shook his large tail: "I just had an ion perm before I came here, so I'm afraid it will deform..."
Me: "..." Then I noticed that the tip of her tail was still curled, and it looked like the Flaming Mountain!
"There have been a lot of strange shops in Monster Town recently," Lan finally came to us smoothly, turned around and shook his flaming mountain-like tail proudly, "Goblin washing, cutting, blowing, etc., you should go and take a look."
I imagined the scene of Yakumo Murasaki appearing in front of me with an afro, and I suddenly felt shuddering.
Salute to the professionalism of the goblins.
Yakumo Lan happily told us about his experience of returning to his parents' home these days, while Cirno began to clamor for something to eat. Looking at the fox dog + home appliance duo in front of me, who had not seen each other for several days, I felt comfortable.
Although life is still messy, this mess should be what I enjoy - we now have instant cold drinks, and we no longer have to worry about the stinky problem of some naughty children at home who won't sleep without pillows, which is great.