Asking what is a vacation in the world, or being comfortable at home - I know this sentence is full of all kinds of complaints, but for the sake of rhyme, just ignore it.
What was originally thought to be an easy and simple short-term mission turned out to be such a turmoil that even Lin Xue, a great prophet, was a little unexpected. Obviously, the existence of Bingtis and the ancient abyss gate interfered with Lin Banxian's prophecy.
As a result, she could only see the beginning, but could not guess the end. These were Lin Xue's original words. She only saw that I needed to deal with a more troublesome enemy personally, but obviously, the enemy's power frightened this girl.
A jump.
The first thing he did when he got home was to throw himself on the sofa, and then let out a sigh of happiness, and happily watched Sandora, who had transformed into the cat queen, rolling comfortably on her own thick carpet.
Although she often loses all her demeanor around me, it is only at home that this situation becomes so severe that it cannot be cured. Her majesty’s silly big sister-type personality switching has made me accustomed to it.
As for the other silly girl running around, Miss Xu Qianqian, I have no comment on her living habits that have never changed at all from the third grade of elementary school to the present.
Sister, of course, will not be like us guys who are not upright as soon as they enter the house. She was going to help Anweina prepare bath water and dinner for everyone. When she saw Qian Qian rolled to her feet, Sister could only
She sighed helplessly: "Qianqian, if you really have nothing to do, just help look after Little Bubble and don't let her run around."
"I'm going, I'm going!"
Sandora immediately volunteered, not so much because she wanted to help, but because she just wanted to tease her little princess.
"Fortunately there were no big problems."
After rubbing my shoulders, which were not sore but were extremely heavy due to mental exertion, I let out a sigh of relief. Lin Xue, who was also lazy next to me, suddenly sat up because of this, and then stared straight at me.
"What are you doing?" I let Lin Banxian's big flashing eyes stare at me with fear. Whoever this girl focuses her attention on will definitely be in trouble. This is something more effective than my sister's curse. I
But I have heard of it. Lin Xue heard of Wong Ka Kui in 1993, followed Leslie Cheung in 2003, and went to the World Trade Center in August 2001. Now that place is still flat. Was there anyone like this girl when Bin Laden failed in his robbery a while ago?
I don't know yet, but it is said that she once expressed her concern about Obama's re-election prospects. Now I am waiting for the obituary from the United States...
"I always feel like you are full of bad ideas that could lead to the end of the world. Just one or two words are enough to pollute the entire real world."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes twice, and then said to me in a dangerous tone.
Sure enough, this guy will only show his cute side when he is mentally disturbed. Normally, his poisonous tongue level will always remain at the third stage of charge.
"sorry……"
I thought that Lin Xue was going to have his usual venomous talk, and I was ready to doze off. But I didn’t expect that what I received was an “I’m sorry” from the other party. These three words suddenly made me terrified.
——The Conscience of Heaven and Earth, I was never so shocked when I heard that Qian Qian passed the history exam!
"Did you pick up something randomly on the road and eat it?"
I looked at Lin Xue seriously, ready to wait for this girl to nod and send her to the medical center.
"I'm not Sandora!" Lin Xue, who finally switched to a serious state, became excited like Pikachu whose tail was stepped on, "I'm serious!!"
"It's really a piece of wood that makes people angry - I said, I'm sorry, if I could have seen more at that time, I wouldn't have let you take such a big risk alone... Originally, these three words were in that world
It should be said, but..."
"But I have been unable to lose face, so I can only pretend to be stupid and cute to cover up my anxiety and torture of conscience, right?"
I glanced sideways at the eldest lady, whose face was already turning red and was about to go berserk. Do I still want to hide from the sharp eyes of this head of state? I was once called by the teacher in the sixth grade of elementary school as a person with a sharp eye and a clear eye. Of course, the above may be a little biased.
After all, it was the comment the teacher gave me after Qianqian and I were caught passing notes. It should be roughly a synonym of that...
***In addition, the note-passing incident did not cause any interference to my and Qianqian's grades. The teachers who taught us two famous students generally believe that there is no need to pass notes between Yuanmou and Zhoukoudian people.
Even if we sit together and discuss for two hours, we will definitely not be able to tell who Emperor Sui Yang killed in the end. For a paper with a full score of 120 points, there is not much difference between sixteen points and zero points...
In the history class back then, Qianqian and I were so weird.
"You guys are really, really, really good at making me angry."
Almost gritting her teeth, Lin Xue lowered her head and said these words in a sinister voice. Her long hair danced like a windless Medusa with Head and Shoulders, but she was discouraged after just one word from me: "
Okay, okay, don't cover it up like this, I didn't mean to blame you in the first place, it's not your fault."
"Really?" Lin Xue's appearance just now was really trying to hide her embarrassment, although the method was a bit strange.
Nonsense, of course it's true. Do you think this head of state can't see it? We are in the sixth grade of elementary school... I just said this.
"Arjun! The hot water is ready!"
Sister’s voice interrupted the harmonious and friendly interaction between Lin Banxian and I (just listen to it seriously). I agreed and rubbed Lin Xue’s head twice: “Okay, don’t think so much.
You are not omnipotent."
And if this girl hadn't brought timely assistance, I'm afraid there would only be a black box on the cast list...
"Are you used to this action from your sisters and daughters?" Lin Xue bulged her mouth and twisted her neck, avoiding my big hand, and then muttered to herself, "Well, it's not bad...
That doll... isn't too far off..."
"What?" I seemed to hear the word puppet and couldn't help but become curious.
"Nothing," Lin Xue shook her head, then lay lazily on the sofa, "I've fallen asleep."
I:"……"
After saving the world, take a nice soak in a hot bath, humming a tune and slowly sliding yourself down the edge of the bath. This is really a supreme enjoyment. Teenagers who have the conditions can try it after flying a Gundam, but those who can't afford to drive a Gundam
You can go out for a run around the Outer Ring Road. If you still have the strength to crawl into the bath after you come back...
This is life! The one who saves the world is indeed the most annoying!
I let myself melt slowly in the right hot water, and I felt every hair on my body was cheering for joy. Although my body was almost injured internally after a fierce battle with Bingtis, the external injuries were cured, but the spirit was still there.
The feeling of weakness caused by severe physical exhaustion has never left me. I just didn't show it to prevent my sisters from worrying. Now I feel really comfortable after soaking in hot water.
That monster Bingtis is indeed a high-level true god. Although in theory, the Xiling Civilization can almost rival the Star Realm Protoss, but that is more about the overall potential of the entire civilization. When it comes to personal combat effectiveness -
Not to be compared with those rich second-generation people who are born with perversion, even a stupid 9 can have an immortal monster race... It would be a miracle to defeat Bingtis, if not for the personal void realm to temporarily let himself and Bingtis
If we are on the same level, I can't think of any way I can fight against the opponent, and in the end, I didn't really defeat Bingtis. What I defeated was just the abyss energy attached to her, and I finally stopped on my own initiative.
It's the other party, how pitiful is it - that rogue goddess's tortoise punch is more powerful than mine, and I think of that cheating Black Tiger's Twelve Heart-Eating Series again.
“Comfortable~~~”
"Master, do you need Anweina to rub your back?"
A sudden sound behind me made someone who was humming so comfortable in the hot water suddenly tremble all over. With a creaking sound that was almost audible to both ears, I slowly turned my head.
A small head with a shimmering light emerged from the table behind the bath. The steaming steam could not conceal the stunning appearance of the other person's slightly pale face - this was the victory of the short-wave spectrum, Anweina's
The penetrating power of ghost halo has always been very strong.
Ah - we shouldn't be discussing whether ghosts are short-wave light at this time, right? We should be discussing major events related to moral integrity at this time, you bastard!!
"An... An... An Weina! What are you doing!" I slid completely under the water with a plop, leaving only my head outside, "Why did you break in!"
"Because the master is here," Anweina said matter-of-factly, shaking her head slightly, but in fact, there were no drops of water at all on either her hair or the maid's hairband as a decoration.
This always spotless physique is really enviable. "There are often scenes like this in the games that Pao Pao plays. A qualified maid has to wipe the master's back and so on. Pao Pao said that the main role of a maid is to warm the bed and
Brushing your back, although it is different from the teachings I received from the head maid before, but it seems to make sense. It’s a pity that my body is not suitable for bed heating..."
I was completely messy at this time - bubbles again!
Mother, have you evolved into an evil radiation source? Have you now begun to corrupt the pure creatures in your home one by one? Last time it was Dingdang, and this time even Anweina has been contaminated by you?
Play me some games for all ages, you nerdy, ten thousand year old lolita!
"Although I feel a little embarrassed," Anweina's voice interrupted me from complaining about the child's mother, "but please cooperate with me, Master~~~"
As she spoke, the little ghost maid, who had only one head above the table, gradually emerged, then gently lifted the hem of the maid's skirt, and passed directly through the cement pool wall and my body regardless of physical obstacles (this is so strange!
) came up behind me and muttered: "Well, I feel like my face is a little red."
I:"……"
Do you still have capillaries that can be used to send such difficult expressions?
"Anweina, get out-"
Without any room for negotiation, I turned around and grabbed the belt of Anweina's maid uniform, and then threw it out. I don't know how tangled the expression on my face was.
Her hand went directly through the little ghost's body. This guy's weird physique was so foul. She could change her transparency at any time.
"Master is unhappy?"
Anweina looked at this side a little nervously. She guessed that the expression on my face must be very wonderful. It was a mixture of happiness, tangled balls, pain, contradictions and depression. The member's magic expression was nothing more than that.
Regarding Anweina's question, the answer is - this is too complicated.
I am very happy, in every sense of the word, from this moment on, there is one less two-dimensional death scene that I need to envy, envy, and hate.
But I’m even more troubled - if Shandora or Qianqian comes in at this time, the world will be perfect, okay! Why is it this mysterious luminous body! This is physiologically ahem... I mean this idiot is challenging
My moral cordon!
Yes, I am a noble person, a person with ideals and ambitions, a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, a person... like Yana Hui who can firmly drive out the cute maid who broke into the bathroom while I was taking a bath.
people.
Because I'm very worried whether Anweina's fool's reckless behavior will ruin my whole life of wisdom, or more simply, whether Shandora and the others will rush in with cannons...
At my insistence, Anweina finally went out dejectedly. I really don’t know if it was death that slightly distorted her worldview. It’s just that Dingdang’s IQ of 9 was easily fooled. This person was an adult during his lifetime.
And how could a guy who is not usually stupid be corrupted so easily by Bubbles? Does she know what she is doing? Don’t tell me that the undead have no moral integrity!
Just a few minutes of farce made me physically and mentally exhausted. I felt a little regretful after Anweina left... Ahem, I returned to the water with a sigh of relief and continued to soothe my muscles.
Don't tell me, I never thought that taking a hot bath can relieve fatigue in this way, and to be honest, the effect of this fatigue relief is a bit incredible. The absolute overdraft of mental energy and the huge consumption of physical strength may have taken half a day.
It took more than a month to slowly recover, but now I can clearly feel that they are being replenished at a visible speed. Some kind of abnormal energy is repairing my soul. This is what I discovered after a few minutes.
Then, of course, I had doubts.
Sister, didn’t you add something weird to the hot water, such as the Sanjiu Pai Foundation Building Pill or something like that?
The more I thought about it, the more something was wrong. I finally couldn't help but sit up from the water and gently picked up some water.
It is light, with a faint halo, and something is constantly evaporating in the air. Even if you don't use your mental power to perceive it, a certain energy contained here has begun to emit in a way that ordinary people can detect, and it is obvious that these are
The energy was rapidly replenishing my mental strength, and in its mysterious way, it repaired the cracks in my soul.
"Could this energy be..."
"Pah ha - charge at full speed! Ding Dong is so powerful!!"
I can't describe the horror and messiness I felt at this moment: right in front of me, a little guy about three inches long was flapping in the water. I guessed it was a backstroke, but obviously the two pairs of wings on the opponent's back hindered this.
The movements were standardized and normalized, and the little thing was completely thrashing around. Fortunately, she could still shout slogans like "charge at full speed."
This damn thing is even more wrong! The last thing that should be considered at this time is the standard movement of backstroke, right? The most shocking question is why Ding Dong swam past me in the pool where I was bathing? Could it be that today the whole world
Is it the day of the big reshuffle? Only on the eve of the doomsday will such two painful and messy things happen one after another, right?
Dingdang, what are you doing here?
"Hi~~~" The happy little thing swimming in the water keenly noticed my gaze, and immediately raised his hand and greeted cheerfully, "Ajun! I haven't seen him for several days!"
I calmly reached out to pick up the little thing and aimed it at the window. With a whoosh, the little thing disappeared with a high-pitched scream.
After thinking about it, I still felt that it was not safe, so I got up and locked the window again.
Returning to the water with an expressionless face, I began to seriously recall what outrageous things I had done in the past ten years, to the point where I had to experience such a terrifying thing even just taking a shower, and the reasons for both horrors were very different.
Regarding human beings, the first time he seemed to be a more or less normal person, but the second time he just took the path of a ghost.
Yes, bathing with a palm-sized goddess is something only a ghost would do, that's what I think.
"Ah! Why did Arjun throw Dingdang out?!"
The sudden sound in my ears made me feel excited all over while I was deep in thought. It was like I had not prepared lightning protection measures when I was going through a catastrophe, and my whole body was suddenly scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
"How did you get in!"
In a burst of water splashing, I moved away from the little thing that had started free swimming in the pool at a dizzying speed, and then pointed at the other person and asked with a look of collapse.
Dingdang pointed to the exhaust fan near the roof: "It took a lot of effort to push the flap open! Fortunately, Dingdang is very powerful, and finally bit off the hinge. Bah, bah, it tastes terrible!"
Looking at the goddess who was mumbling constantly while free-swimming in someone's bathing pool, I felt that this was not only a welfare, but also a conspiracy. In the name of my lord Dingdang - even though my lord just
Switch to dog-paddle style and flutter past in front of you.
On x month x day, 20xx year AD, x month x day, xxxx year in the imperial calendar, everything was strange. Undead spirits and giant insects appeared in the emperor's bathroom. The emperor was frightened and drowned.
And finally your sister! Who can tell me what is going to happen today? What on earth did these two idiots Anweina and Dingdang eat at home that they shouldn’t eat!