Chapter 555: Little Werewolf Appears - Mercury Lamp? Broken Tooth!
Chapter 555: The Little Werewolf Appears—Mercury Lamp? Broken Tooth!
Listen, the situation right now is very critical, very strange, very... painful.
Looking at Dingdang swimming in the water in front of my eyes, I felt that my thinking ability was declining by the second.
"Arjun Arjun! Dingdang has made a new discovery!"
The little goddess had no idea what she was doing, but happily waved to me, who was almost turning into a fossil, and then lay on her back on the water, swimming quickly without moving her hands and feet, at a speed of more than two meters per hour.
...I could tell at a glance that she used her own wings as propellers to operate at full power underwater to provide power. The goddess with an IQ of 9 was extremely happy in this idiot-like game.
"Sure enough, this is what suits Dingdang! You no longer have to worry about your hands and wings getting tangled together. Jun, do you think Dingdang's swimsuit looks good?"
The little thing said, remembering new fun again, turning around in the water to show me her "new swimsuit", a super-miniature campus swimsuit.
Campus swimsuits are not evil, but the broad masses of the people have given them evil connotations, so as a member of the broad masses of the people, I was struck again at this moment.
"Paopao ordered a lot of figures from the Internet, and then gave Dingdang the free clothes. They all fit perfectly! And the opening of this swimsuit is very low at the back, so I don't have to worry about not being able to stretch out my wings!"
Family education! The child’s mother needs a very serious and formal family education from scratch!
I grabbed Dingdang from the water and looked around, but couldn't find a suitable place to hold her. In the end, I had to temporarily put her upside down into a bucket amidst the confused protest of the little thing, and then got up with a pained expression.
Put on a bath towel.
It's okay, moral integrity and so on, since it has been cleared, there is no need to continue to worry.
And strangely enough, even though a girl also broke into the bathroom, the impact Dingdang and Anweina gave me were not at the same level at all. The latter made me feel like Sandora and Qianqian might have rushed in with cannons.
, but the former can only give me a slight headache.
It's like when the cat at home suddenly breaks in and makes a fuss while taking a bath, it's just a bit dumbfounding.
As expected, the image of Dingdang's pet has been deeply rooted in my heart, making it impossible for me to treat her as a girl...
"Pah ha - Arjun, what are you doing!"
"You're still asking me!" I was about to get angry at this clueless little thing. "I was taking a shower. What happened when you suddenly barged in?!"
"Because Arjun needs Dingdang!"
The little thing immediately puffed up his little chest and spoke righteously.
I started looking around for bottles and cans - I had to put this little thing in today!
"Otherwise Ajun's health will not recover well!"
Dingdang's next words made me stop.
The little thing jumped on my shoulder with a snap, hugged my ears hard, and scolded loudly: "Ajun is so ignorant, do you know how dangerous it is to turn yourself into a void creature? Even the gods of the star field
I wouldn’t take such a risky attempt! Being immune to void erosion and becoming a void creature are two completely different concepts! Arjun, do you know how serious the situation was when you first came back? Dingdang only saw your body, but
I can't see your soul - Arjun's body and soul are almost completely separated into two things! The middle is split by void energy. Although it seems that they are repairing by themselves, Dingdang is still worried about the speed of repair.
, too slow!”
The sequelae of that skill...are they that serious?
I was shocked by Dingdang's description. I knew that this little thing couldn't lie to me, and I immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
"So, from now on, Dingdang must be with Ajun 24 hours a day, bathing, eating, sleeping, and playing together! Dingdang will continuously provide energy to speed up the recovery of Ajun's soul. Well, it's Jiang Zi
!”
"Where are you going to the bathroom?"
I asked casually, and then suddenly felt bad.
A lifetime of fame has been tainted by an idiot maid and an idiot goddess joining forces.
"This...this..." Dingdang looked at me with a red face, and then resolutely said, "Dingdang is lying in Jun's pocket and will never come out!"
"Okay, second question," I tapped Dingdang's little head, wondering if I should remind this idiot, "Have you noticed that when I take a shower... I don't wear clothes?"
"Eh? That's it." It seems that the little thing didn't think about this at all when he rushed in. Only now did he realize the seriousness of the problem. After thinking about it for two or three seconds, right under my nose, Ding Dong
The whole "person" began to gradually turn red and smoke, and finally with a "pop" sound, he fell straight into the water from my shoulders, "Pfft ha... I'm choking on the water, Ding-dang is choking on the water!"
I hurriedly fished it out of the water. The little thing was still circling around like mosquito coils in its eyes. After it flew swayingly onto my shoulder, it suddenly began to scream in extremely troubled ways.
"Well...it's all over now, we've all seen each other, and we will never get married in the future...Ajun, you must be responsible! Otherwise no one will want Dingdang!"
How do you expect me to be responsible for a pet whose height is as big as my own palm? Isn’t this physiologically explainable? And it seems like I’m the only one who was hit the hardest today, right?
"I just thought it was funny at first, and Paopao suggested that Dingdang come to Arjun at this time, but I didn't expect that I was completely fooled." The little thing grabbed his hair in distress, and the two pairs of wings on his back drooped feebly.
.
At the moment, there was another rush of comfort. I didn’t even know what I said. To be honest, my brain was almost turned into mush.
After taking a bath, I did achieve the relaxation I expected, at least physically, but the heavy feeling of mental exhaustion was so deceiving. When I walked out of the bathroom and passed the living room in a daze, I saw Lin Xue looking at this person.
The person beside me gave me a malicious and narrow smile, and I suddenly realized that it would be more appropriate to destroy this world.
"Huh, no one should have noticed, right?" An inaudible voice came from his breast pocket. The little thing who had completely hidden himself because of shyness adopted an ostrich attitude like a fool.
Someone definitely discovered it, at least Lin Banxian, a gifted voyeur, saw them all.
"Eh? Arjun, have you finished washing?" Sister's voice brought me back to reality, "Dinner may have to wait for a while. An Weina said she had something to do and left for a while, and she just came back."
"Oh," I tried to ignore a certain luminous object with a resentful face floating in the air behind my sister, and scratched my hair, "Then I'll go upstairs and lie down for a while."
Back in the room, Dingdang and I let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Well, I feel so embarrassed."
This little thing still knows how to be embarrassed. He usually acts cute without restraint or restraint, and shows off his naked body in front of me without any thought. He even has been naked by me for n times in a row without even realizing it. This time, he only realized it after I reminded him.
You broke into the men's bathroom...and it's me who suffered the loss this time, right? You silly little thing just performed fancy swimming in my bath water, right?
"In short, today's affairs must be kept secret!" There was almost no discussion. Dingdang and I looked at each other and made a unanimous decision, "No one should know what happened in the bathroom!"
Black history, let it be buried in the sands of time...
"What's the secret?"
An unexpected voice suddenly sounded behind them. Just like a meeting of great conspirators, the head of state and the goddess were muttered by five thunders at the same time, and their bodies became stiff and turned into two stone sculptures.
In the corner of the room, an extra-large black box was pushed away from the inside. The confused mercury lamp held the lid of the box with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other, looking here in confusion: "Secret? What happened in the bathroom?
What are you mumbling about..."
Then, the chairman saw the goddess. To be precise, he saw the goddess who was wearing a mini campus swimsuit specially designed for evil figures and was sitting on her knees in my hand with a slightly red face.
After two seconds of silence, Mercury Lamp calmly uttered two words: "Abnormal."
To be honest, at this time, I began to consider whether it would be more appropriate to kill someone and silence them, or cut my wrists and commit suicide. I am not so playful!
"Uh-" There was a mournful cry, and Dingdang was about to cry again.
I ran up to the big box, startled the doll girl inside, and expressed my eager desire to the mercury lamp with an extremely serious tone and expression: "Please forget everything you just saw!"
"Dream," the mercury lamp jumped up from the box without warning, and its head hit my chin violently, "Well, I will definitely expose your perverted hobby to the world! You stupid human being will die this time
It’s settled!”
"Everyone knows that I'm not that kind of person, right? Don't you know how unreliable this little goddess is? (At this time, a distressed wailing sound came from the desk behind me)?"
The mercury lamp covered his head, and his sharp gaze shot up from below. If I read it correctly, there was still a little bit of pain from hitting his head just now. "Anyway, I have evidence! My artificial elf can use the mirror to see what I just said
The scene... Hey! Put me down, you idiot! Put me down! Why do you have to rely on your strength every time to be so rude!"
I didn't care about the protests of this arrogant puppet. I grabbed the other person's little body and shook it. While shaking it, I kept mumbling: "Where is it? That Bluetooth version of the artificial intelligence equipped with a high-definition camera candid camera module tail line function and wireless data transmission."
Where is the elf? I'm going to smash it, in the name of world peace... Oh shit! You're biting!"
Mercury Lamp hugged my arm and opened his mouth to bite. It was completely different from Qianqian's well-measured steel teeth attack and Dingdang's steel-toothed attack with insufficient attack limit. Mercury Lamp was just chewing with all the energy of the Spring Festival. It can be seen that the burst just now
The shaking has made this doll so angry.
A mouthful of silver teeth - I really don’t know why that pain-in-the-ass Luo Zhen designed such a boring organ for a doll, and also specially designed two extremely sharp little tiger teeth for the mercury lamp. Do they play a role in the digestion of the mercury lamp?
Their outstanding contributions are yet to be determined, but now, they clearly provide a powerful weapon for a puppet's revenge plan.
The stalemate lasted for about five seconds. Just when I started to consider whether to hit the back of this abominable doll's head, something no one expected happened.
"Kacha-Gaba-"
After a very strange sound, the mercury lamp made a sound and quickly opened its mouth.
Half of the small tiger tooth is still on someone's arm. It failed to penetrate the strong skin that can withstand meteorite impact, and the fact proves the gap between itself and the AAA interstellar armor level hardness.
"Water...silver lamp?"
It took me half a minute to hold back this sentence, but the other party just stared at me, with no joy or sadness on her face. On the surface, we both looked extremely calm, but in fact, she and I were both a little nervous just now.
I was confused, so the two dull guys were confused for a while.
"You..." A black cyclone visible to the naked eye rose behind the mercury lamp, and the room was filled with shocking murderous aura. No one could imagine how a 92.3cm body could generate such pressure, but I knew that if I didn't stop this quickly
If you are a bad-tempered guy, you will have to sleep in the chicken coop tonight.
"Pay for my teeth!!"
The puppet with its teeth and claws splayed was held up by my hand in mid-air, but the feathers on its back had already started to stand up.
"Calm down! Mercury lamp, calm down! This was an accident, this was a misunderstanding, you bit me first...Okay, okay, it's my fault, I bullied you first...You can solve it however you want.
!”
I said it completely casually. I didn't expect the mercury lamp to become quiet, but what no one expected was that this guy actually became quiet all of a sudden.
"Promise me whatever you say?"
Eh? Did this guy secretly replace something conceptual?
"Well, that's about right, as long as I can do it."
Although I vaguely felt something was wrong, I still nodded. This guy probably wouldn't make any excessive demands. He had already agreed to help her find her father. So what else does Mercury Lamp have left to wish for? To find a mother?
I don’t know what Luo Zhen likes. As long as he’s not gay, everything will be easy to deal with - what am I thinking about?
"Okay, I've made a note of this promise," Mercury Lamp shook his head at me, revealing his half-missing little fangs, "You're quite capable, I'm not a short-sighted guy... you
, it might be very useful to me!”
Today's children are too precocious! They start plotting against adults when they are less than one meter old!
"Keep this wish for me and tell you when I remember it!"
Why do I feel like I’ve let a 92.3cm little man plot against me? Have you finally been led astray by one or more of us, Mercury Light?
There was a slight flapping sound from behind, and a jingle landed on her shoulder. The little thing had changed back into her green dress at some point, and her expression had completely returned to normal - she was as cheerful as before.
It's like nothing happened.
It's so fun to be short of heart. I'm extremely envious of this stupid goddess's simple and clear brain structure.
"Hey, mercury lamp, are you okay?" Finally another farce ended peacefully. I felt that I had successfully exhausted myself by going home and resting for half a day, and now I still have to care about someone in time to maintain my life.
After finally improving the shaky favorability level, he said, "There is an imperial officer named Kalini in the Shadow City who opened a dental clinic in her spare time. Why don't you go and see if you can make up for it..."
Mercury Lamp poked his half-broken canine with his finger, and looked at me angrily: "Idiot! That Imperial man originally sold bracelets, but later found that the competition was too fierce, so he changed his profession and opened a pet clinic, and then discovered the Shadow City
There are almost no pets here except you, so I casually changed the sign at the door to a dental clinic. Do you want me to die from a medical accident?"
I:"……"
I decided that I would just complain a little bit about a certain little one being recognized as my pet.
"Ajun," Dingdang suddenly jumped up and hugged my ear, shouting curiously, "Ajun, do you have a pet? Why doesn't Dingdang know how to pinch it?"
For the first time in my life, I had a tacit understanding with the mercury lamp: I looked up at the sky at the same time and sighed that the sun was really round.
"By the way, mercury lamp, why are you in my room?" I just remembered this key question at this time. It seems that a certain doll has been living with Little Bubble. Of course, in order of height, she is also the most suitable to live in the children's room.
, but now it seems that she even carried her own packing box? Do you want to stay here for a long time?
My inquiry seemed to bring back some bad memories. Mercury Deng shivered all over, and then said angrily: "Isn't there a normal guy around you? That little girl named Little Bubble, you have to do it every day before going to bed."
What kind of host training is carried out? Plasma bombs are placed all over the room and then dismantled one by one. The golden nanny is responsible for taking care of the little bubble. The most important thing to do all day long is to escape from the room in various ways and then
Let Little Paopao catch her, or endlessly recall the glorious days she talked about, or endlessly clamor for meat, and the one named Bubble, who is obviously the same little girl but insists on it.
The mother who calls herself Little Paopao comes to trouble me three times every morning, noon and evening, and forces me to wear a lot of weird clothes. Across the room are your pair of monster sisters, who fight every moment.
, sometimes the sound of gunfire could be heard in the room. One time they left the door open, and I even saw them arguing over the world map on how to rule mankind as quickly as possible. Next door is your precious maid's room - if
If the room is meaningful to her! I really don’t know what you, an idiot, think about arranging a fixed room for a ghost who doesn’t need any rest and can move through the wall at any time, and it’s next door to your own daughter! Twice I was in my own room
The maid walked right through me when I was sleeping in the box! Your sister lives on the other side of the room, and she didn’t do anything disturbing... But I always feel that my unlucky experiences every day are related to that sister!"
I am speechless at this time... Mercury lamp, do you think you live such a miserable life every day?
"I've had enough before. I've been relaxing outside for a few days this time. I don't want to go back and experience that kind of life again! Your place seems to be the only safe place. Even that little ghost knows not to go through the walls in this room."
, that’s why I moved here, but..." Mercury Lamp suddenly looked at Dingdang mid-sentence, "I finally know why that Bubble insists that she is your wife, you pervert who is only interested in evil figures.
!It’s not safe here at all!”
If you can, please don't mention this matter again - Dingdang, you killed me this time!