Lin Xue is really a guy who knows how to give me a fatal blow at the most critical place. This guy finally sighs that long live the leisurely life. Are you going to give me a blow so early?
And no one is allowed to take a vacation!
"Well, I've been free for so many days, so I should do some activities." Miss Lin had a narrow smile on her face and twisted her legs. This action definitely couldn't be called coquettish behavior.
It was just a matter of convenience, "Don't worry, Mu Mu, this time it's not a war, it's a good thing - but it's still the same old rule, I won't say a word if it's not a crisis situation, so as not to let the future get out of control, anyway - you'll know when the time comes
Already."
"That's okay." I pinched Lin Xue's smirking face, and the latter immediately grabbed my hand with infinite tenderness and bit out a Rolex.
Seeing that it was already getting late, I turned around and found little Qijing who was digging a hole to bury tree leaves nearby. I said hello, and the little girl immediately jumped over happily. She patted her little hands covered with soil, and the dirt on them immediately disappeared.
The token fell to the ground: I didn't learn anything else, but I first mastered Alaya's self-cleaning technique.
The majestic princess of the empire actually wants to play with mud in a street park. Many people may find it incredible to say this, but there is nothing they can do about it. Little Qijing might be interested in something. This way of birth is extremely weird and her growth
The spiritual girl in an unprecedented environment is a miraculous creation. Even the knowledgeable Sandora can't tell how she will grow. What I can do now is to satisfy Xiao Qijing's interest in external things as much as possible and let her develop as quickly as possible.
In order to develop a more perfect mind, at least it must be able to communicate with us normally.
"Be good, go home."
I reached out and picked up the light spirit girl, who immediately laughed and started to crawl around on me, using her incorporeal features to play a game of day and night. I quickly looked around: this little ancestor
Hey, if people saw this, how many heart attacks would it cause?
"Go home - go home!" The little girl who couldn't speak much repeated the phrase she heard, and reached out to pull the hair of Lin Xue who was standing next to her, "Mom, go home!"
There was a commotion on the spot, and Lin Xue lay down on the ground along the legs of the chair.
"Wood! Do you dare to say that you didn't teach her this?"
"Of course not!" I hurriedly helped Lin Banxian up, dodging the opponent's straight punches and left hooks. "I don't know what's going on with this girl. She was born knowing the identity or characteristics of everyone around her.
The first time she met Hakurei Reimu, she yelled 'city management', but she had just learned to say the word 'city management' at that time."
"Really?" Lin Xue looked at Xiao Qijing with disbelief. The latter's only eye was shining brightly in response to the "mom" in front of her. The little girl was quiet for less than a few seconds before she started to be happy.
He waved his little arms to grab the eldest lady's nose: "Hehe! Half-immortal!"
Lin Xue had the appropriate reaction to these two words: a straight punch hit me in the ribs.
"I think I understand what's going on," the eldest lady gritted her teeth and said word by word, "She is your schizophrenia, and your subconscious mind stores your views on the outside world, so it's not so much that this child knows
As for the identity of everyone around you, it’s better to say that she knows what you think of everyone around you, and then deduces what she should call them - explain to me what being a half-immortal is all about!"
I muttered: "Didn't I call you mom just now?"
Suddenly, the eldest lady's face turned red. Now she knew why Xiao Qijing suddenly regarded her as her mother. The arrogant eldest lady adopted her usual reaction to this kind of external stimulation. My
There are several more Rolexes on my arms...
"I'm talking about wood, can't you let someone redesign your crappy car?"
When driving 700 billion home, Lin Xue sat in the passenger seat and once again complained about the appearance of my BMW, "It looks like a legacy from World War II. At least the back door can be closed, but now it's added
A vector stabilizer, both sides are not the same width!"
I looked at the rear half of the car through the reversing mirror, and I have to say that this piece of shit is getting more and more ugly now. The warships built by the empire are mighty and majestic, but there are so many small vehicles they built.
How shabby it is, in order to ensure that the head of state's car has the most powerful performance, they have completely given up on things with low practical value such as "appearance".
"You think I don't want to make this piece of shit look better?" I muttered a little depressed, "A few days ago, I asked Tavel to help design a modification plan without reducing the performance of 700 billion. When I saw it
From the appearance, if you drive directly into Nanshan Cemetery on the street, no one will stop you..."
Lin Xue sighed at that time: "You should also find someone reliable."
"But the ugly appearance is not without its advantages." After thinking about it, I was able to explain it to myself, "The biggest advantage of this car is that there is absolutely no one in the way when driving on the street. If you don't believe it, look at it.
look--"
While we were talking, we had already arrived at a busy section of the city. It was now the small traffic rush hour at noon. The traffic on the main road was like a stream of water. The speed of 700 billion was slipping forward on the main road in violation of the traffic law. Sure enough, it was like this.
It's the same as what I said - as long as it is in front of us, no matter whether it is a three-wheeled or four-wheeled sports car, as long as it has long wheels, there is no one who will not give way.
Lin Xue saw the clue after looking at it for a while, and patted me on the shoulder: "Don't feel bad - I'm afraid you didn't brake."
If you don’t say it so clearly, no one will think you are stupid!
The eldest lady lay face down on the passenger seat in a very shameless manner, muttering: "Oh, I will show my sports car to the designers in two days. I don't want them to follow the style of Rolls-Royce."
Come on, at least take off those two pieces of reactive armor on the rear of the car, they look too much like plaster."
I glanced at her sideways: "The wealthy man who drove around the city in a Rolls-Royce during his freshman year."
Lin Xue: "With you here, are there any wealthy people in the world?"
The two of them returned home amidst such daily bickering, and the bad mood that Lin Yatou had at first because she was having sex again and seeing scenes inappropriate for children finally dissipated. When we were at the door, we happened to meet someone who was probably going out.
When Busujima Saeko came back from shopping for groceries, I noticed that he was carrying a long cloth bag in his hand, and I immediately thought that he was out to punish evil and promote good.
The most troublesome thing is that the girl who vowed to become an excellent maid finally found the meaning of her life again. I don’t know why but I feel more pressure: I won’t have to pick this guy up from the police station every now and then, right? What do you think?
Why can't there be more normal people in the family?
"Master, Mistress." Busushima opened the door before me with a smile as gentle as Yamato Nadeshiko's, "Welcome home."
"Wow——"
An earth-shattering cry came out at the same time as the door opened, causing me to swallow back the words I was about to educate Busujima before I even left my mouth.
There were the sounds of children wailing in the room, one of which was mixed with random yelling. I immediately recognized that this was Little Bubble's voice, while the other one was very unfamiliar, as if it was not a child at home.
A few of us hurriedly ran in and went straight to the living room. The situation in front of us was clear at a glance: Little Bubble was sitting on the carpet in the center of the living room, holding a Rubik's Cube in her hands and crying loudly. Mother Shining was busy comforting her little ancestor, and
Sitting next to Little Bubble and crying loudly was a little blond girl wearing a red short dress and a fluffy bun hat. The most eye-catching thing about this little girl was not her sweet appearance, but the fact that behind her
It has a pair of weird wings, which are "wings" connected by a series of colorful crystals. They are constantly trembling as the little girl cries...
This, this, this... how did this girl get here?
I raised my head and was about to ask, but I saw Sakuya Izayoi running into the living room. How could the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion appear here at this moment, and began to scramble to comfort the second young lady who was crying in my living room—
—Speaking of which, what exactly happened while you were away from home?
Seeing my sister standing nearby, looking helplessly at the two little girls in front of me, I quickly approached and asked in a low voice: "Sister, what's going on? Why is Flandre here?"
"Come and play with Little Bubble," Sister shook her head, "You don't know yet, but the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion has been moved to Monster Town. It is said that Remilia discovered that the energy field near the Fairy Forest can suppress Flandre
Because of his mania, he used his achievements in participating in the street battles in Atlantis and all the demolition compensation to move his whole family here. In the morning, Xiaopao went out for a walk again, and ended up running away.
When I went to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I met this little girl..."
"Then invite new friends to play at home, right?" I rubbed my forehead. It's certainly a good thing that Little Bubble has finally made new friends, but this girl usually wanders around and really doesn't know who she will bring home.
"Oh, are they having a conflict?"
I stepped forward to pick up Little Bubble and asked in a tone like a worried father.
Sister shrugged: "It's not a conflict, it's just that Fran suddenly took a bite of Little Bubble while we were playing, and then both of them cried out in pain."
"I'm very sorry for causing you trouble." Sakuya Izayoi finally made Flandre calm down for a while, and immediately bowed to us and apologized. The head maid, who was very strict with herself, had to go to someone else's house for the first time.
It was extremely embarrassing for the second young lady to bite someone. The little girl behind her who had just bitten someone and nearly lost eight of her teeth was looking at us with tears in her eyes, sobbing and looking curious.
"I feel like something is wrong with her?" I tilted my head slightly and asked my sister in a low voice, "I remember Flandre was not like this when she was on the battlefield in Atlantis, and she was so dangerous.
With her destructive power, will Remilia feel free to let her out?"
"In terms of destructive power, it has been sealed," Bingtis's voice sounded at the door of the living room, "Monina helped with the sealing. Compared with the Dark Gods who have the talent to collapse everything, this little girl's destructive ability is too immature.
That's right. As for the troublesome child's personality now, it should be the sequelae of the seal. From time to time, he will look like a three or four-year-old. The biting just now should be the child's instinct to bite new things when they see them."
I thought about it and didn't dare to mention Sandora's example: Her Majesty the Queen's main way of perceiving the world is through biting.
I felt relieved knowing that the two little guys were not in any serious trouble. Little Paopao had calmed down at this time, and was rubbing his arms in an aggrieved manner as he followed me. The general idea was that he was complaining, while Flandre was
Covering her mouth, the look in her eyes was very confusing. I guess it was at this time that I didn’t know how to switch my personality. However, the child’s conflicts came and went quickly. While we adults were busy thinking about how to reconcile the two,
When the two little girls got back together, Little Paopao had already extended an olive branch to his new friend: he threw the Rubik's Cube in his hand.
Flandre caught the flying toy, thought silently for a while, and finally clapped her hands: It’s better to be a child!
So the two little guys played together again.
"Let's play together! Play with me!" Fran twisted the Rubik's Cube in her hand, completely messing up the toy and then gave it to her mother, who was also sitting on the carpet and serving as a nanny. Her voice was childish and innocent, and the latter's face was
The expression on her face was very tangled. To be fair, her role as Little Bubble's nanny was the bottom line of her dignity, but the little girl in front of her was the little master's friend. At this time, there were two paths in front of her: which one is more important, dignity, or the little ancestor's?
Is smile important?
"Guacridine!!" Little Bubble waved his arms and ordered.
Niang Shining suddenly knew that in fact, there was always only one way in front of her.
"Jill, don't spoil little Paopao too much. Being too submissive to a child is bad for growth." My sister helped Jill with a warm smile on her face, "I used to beat Jun a lot when he was little.
oh."
"Sister, what are you talking about?" I scratched my cheek in embarrassment, while Jill looked up to the sky with tears in her eyes and sighed: "Oh, you can beat me, how can I beat this little ancestor?"
Everyone: "..."
Seeing the two girls and the nanny playing happily on the carpet, everyone was very happy. Izayoi showed a very emotional smile: "It is really my wish to be able to play with others happily like now."
But as soon as she finished speaking, Fran burst into tears over there. This time it was not the second lady attacking someone else, but Little Bubble seeing the crystals flashing behind her new friend and finally unable to restrain her innate desire.
Instinctively, I stepped forward and pulled one down... Immediately afterwards, there was another trembling in the house.
Finally, Xiaopao took out the tightly held crystal from Xiaopao's hand. We were worried about how to put it back. In the end, Izayoi reminded her that the crystal did not grow on the second lady's body.
I just accepted Bingtis's suggestion and used half a bottle of 502 to glue it back to Fran. The latter even pulled at her "wings" curiously, and she suddenly smiled when she found that the crystal was stronger than before.
So children are the most troublesome!
"You have such a good temper, no wonder you can take on the heavy responsibility of being a daddy."
Bingtis looked at the two little girls playing happily in the living room and sighed with her hands on her hips.
"Normally, Little Paopao doesn't have many friends," I smiled. "She is protected by so many imperial soldiers all day long. Apart from a few kids at home who play with her, who else dares to get close to her? Besides, Lilina and the others
I have nothing to do but bully Little Paopao."
Speaking of Lilina, I am angry. You said that she is obviously a royal sister at heart, but she insists on pretending to be a lolita, and then deceives Little Bubble's simple trust and then steals lollipops from others. What do you think is this?
Is this what a bishop should do?
"Speaking of which, I just saw you coming from the kitchen. What were you doing?"
I looked at the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion on the other side. Because my second lady was having problems one after another, she was watching in the living room without leaving. I remembered how I saw her busy inside just now, and couldn't help but ask curiously.
"I'm exchanging some tips on serving the master with Anweina, and helping to prepare lunch. After all, we were the ones who disturbed me first. It would be rude to just wait in the living room for nothing," Izayoi said with a decent smile.
"And I feel like I finally got to see what a truly excellent maid looks like. Anweina's quality is much better than mine."
I suddenly started coughing: "Ahem, you are a guest. It's okay not to care about so many etiquettes. And maybe you don't understand it very well, but I already know about you - there are some head maids in the Scarlet Devil Mansion who feel that their skills are inferior to others."
when?"
"I don't know about other aspects, but at least in terms of cooking, Izayoi really lost to Anweina." The white-haired maid shook her head and pointed to a large bowl of food on the dining table not far away. That was Anweina.
Na had just fried it and put it there. It looked brown and crispy, and there was a faint smell of strange fragrance, which whetted people's appetite: it was almost time to eat.
"Just one dish is enough to convince Izayoi. A maid must be able to meet the master's requirements under any circumstances to be considered qualified. How did she do it?"
"What is that?" Sandora wiped the corners of her mouth and began to move towards the dining table.
"Isolated piers and uneven bars, Anweina said it was specially made for Lady Sandora."
"puff!"
Damn it - it's more cruel than yesterday's fried doorknob with mushrooms?
I looked at the large bowl of mouth-watering food on the dining table with a confused expression. At this time, Sandora had already moved to the front of the bowl and was trying to eat it with chopsticks. Looking at the satisfied look on the girl's face, it seemed that
I quite like this meal!
"What about that, Miss Izayoi?" I thought about it for a while, then turned around and reminded the head maid with a longing face seriously, "Some things cannot be done forcefully, and Anweina is already involved in the mystery.
It’s the realm…”
Not only is it a mysterious realm, sometimes I wonder if Anweina has secretly mastered something involving laws. Does she still have the words conservation of matter in her eyes? It seems that a certain ghost maid and Sandora
They are indeed a perfect match. If our Majesty the Queen can eat the entire periodic table of elements with one mouth, Anweina is the kind of person who can randomly combine any symbol on the periodic table to create any kind of substance - a god.