Chapter 727 The most brutal meeting with parents in history
Chapter 727: The most cruel meeting with parents in history
The lively dinner became even more lively because of the presence of Flandre, who was constantly in trouble. A dozen or so members of the family gathered around a huge dining table, and even the maid and nanny had to eat together in a lively manner.
, Such a scene made Izayoi very surprised, but soon, at our strong request, the other party also sat down at the dining table and adapted to such a novel atmosphere, and began to watch Dingdang carrying a toothpick with great interest.
Running around the dinner table looking for food.
I raised my eyes and looked in the direction of Flandre. The little vampire girl with crystal wings and Little Bubbles were sitting side by side. Two identical meals were placed in front of them. Now they had eaten on their faces and on the table.
The food was equally rich. Gil and Izayoi had to eat a few mouthfuls of food before getting up and helping their little masters to wipe their faces or pick up the dishes, looking busy.
If I remember correctly, Flandre is a child controlled by vampire instinct. Her daily food should be human blood, and she will not eat ordinary meals. But now it seems that someone has solved this problem.
?
"It was Monina's power. At my concubine's suggestion, she gave the vampire sisters two drops of her own blood." Bingtis saw my doubts and explained in a low voice, "The blood of the Dark Gods has very special qualities.
The terrifying power, under any circumstances, is a poison that can seal the throat of conventional creatures. But for shadow creatures such as vampires and demons, the blood of the dark gods that has been properly processed is a magical secret medicine.
, the vampire sisters' dependence on blood is due to the immaturity of their own race. They gained the talent to draw energy from blood, but they were also bound by scarlet hunger. Monina's blood transformed their racial brand,
Although there is no way to eliminate the sisters' thirst for blood and some of their vampire racial characteristics, it at least allows them to eat normal food to survive: otherwise, in a place like Avalon, even a passing rabbit can angrily transform into Pikachu
, these two vampires haven’t starved to death yet?”
I nodded and cast a complimentary look at Monina across the table. The latter was busy putting grapes on the toothpicks of her captain. At this time, she also raised her head and winked: donating blood is good for your health.
"But I remember you are also from the Dark God Clan. You know so well, why didn't you do it yourself, leaving Monina to do the work and bleeding?"
Bingtis shrugged upon hearing this: "This is troublesome to explain. The blood of our protoss is just a figurative term. It is essentially different from the 'blood' you understand. It is something after the embodiment of our own power.
, does not even belong to matter or energy, but is a visible 'concept'. Monina's powers are all dark elements, so her blood can be used. I reported the wrong major back then - understand?"
I suddenly felt pity in my heart: "I understand - three generations will be poor in the postgraduate entrance examination, and my life will be ruined by changing majors."
This dinner was just an ordinary day for the Führer's family, but it left a very deep impression on Izayoi, and since Flandre became Little Bubble's new friend, she might have to be surprised a few more times in the future.
. During the dinner, she ran around the huge dining table carrying toothpicks, constantly picking things from other people's plates to eat, and leaning on the rim of other people's cups to drink water just made her feel novel. She could only reach the table with a pile of books, obviously
She was even more surprised by the mercury lamp, which was a doll but had a surprisingly good appetite and could drink a large bottle of yogurt. The impromptu Wing Chun exhibition match between Lilina and Xiaodeng during the banquet was breathtaking, and Pandora and Huesca fought for the last
When a braised prawn was cooked, he took out two anti-armor cannons, which surprised the audience. Qian Qian creatively mixed coffee and sour plum soup together to make bread and eat it, which made it even more magical - but the girl only took one bite.
I give it all to Sandora.
But what amazed Izayoi the most was the eternal king at our table, Sandora. When the head maid, who had already decided to help wash the dishes before eating, found that there were no dishes to wash on the table, she was deeply moved.
The ground was shocked.
Not to mention washing the dishes, we even replaced the tablecloth with a new one. The legend that one Sandora can support two porcelain factories is no joke.
"Well, thank you for your hospitality. I've been in a lot of trouble today."
After lunch, Izayoi pulled a reluctant Flandre to say goodbye. In front of the portal at home, Little Bubble was still waving goodbye to his new friend: Don't look at it as a little girl's movie, the two of them
This friendship is quite strong.
"Don't you want to wait a little longer? It's just noon, and it seems that Flandre really likes Little Bubbles." I smiled and bent down to pinch Flandre's cheeks. The place where I started was as soft as Little Bubbles.
Wow, to be honest, we have wanted to do this for more than a day or two. You can be as envious, jealous, and hateful as the mother of the child!
The vampire loli looked at me curiously and suddenly became happy: "Want to play with me?"
"We have to go back," Izayoi pulled Flandre and shook her head slightly to decline, "She needs the power of the fairy forest to suppress her... impulses. If she leaves that environment for a long time, the previous treatment will be in vain.
"
Before I could say anything, the mercury lamp next to me immediately shouted: "You must hurry up and don't delay, biting people is too dangerous..."
The little doll said, touching the half of the small tiger tooth in its mouth with lingering fear, obviously recalling how terrible it is to bite people: Fortunately, Fran bit the small bubble, and the force she used was probably too small.
It's not that big, otherwise the dental clinic in Shadow City might actually open today.
After seeing off the Scarlet Devil Mansion duo, I shook my head and planned to go back upstairs to take a nap. Last night I was telling stories to the mercury lamp, and I accidentally drew the cheating fairy tale compiled by Lilina. Little Red Riding Hood turned into a red cloaked witch.
Well, the finale turned out to be that the big bad wolf and the hunter uncle lived a happy life without shame or shame. This was really too much to bear, and I couldn’t sleep for half the night.
As soon as I arrived at the stairs, I found Bingtis standing there with a frown on her face, as if she was listening to something. I had never seen this female gangster show such a solemn look, and I suddenly became curious: "
Bingtis, what’s wrong?”
The female hooligan kept her listening look and waited for a few more seconds before taking a deep breath and saying, "Huh--Chen, I have two things to tell you."
This time it was not just me, but Sandora and my elder sister also came over and listened with bated breath to the possible important announcement of this goddess.
"First: I want to eat braised pork tonight, the kind An Weina makes!"
"Anweina, take note - by the way, you won't be concerned about this, right?"
After Bingtis finished conveying the important things, his expression returned to his usual careless look, and he waved his hands carelessly: "Of course not, by the way, I have a little thing to tell you: Father God wants to invite you and Sandora to come and play for two days."
"Oh, Father God is looking for me," I nodded, and it took me two seconds to realize, "What?! This matter needs to be mentioned first!"
I'm sorry that in your mind, Father God is not as important as a piece of braised pork. Your Father God far away in heaven will definitely burst into tears.
"Well, it's not a big deal," Bingtis clasped his ears, not understanding my reaction, "Isn't it just that I invite you to play at home? I have been playing at your house for so long, and Father God wants to find me.
It's quite normal for you two to chat in the past."
I simply don’t know whether this female gangster’s way of thinking is normal or abnormal. What she said sounds reasonable. How could she be so deceitful after thinking about it carefully? Think about where your home is before using such a bland tone.
Speak well!
At this time Bingtis snapped his fingers: "You will know why I don't care about this matter if you listen to it yourself."
We immediately quieted down and waited to listen to Father God's voice. Two seconds after Bingtis finished speaking, a man's voice echoed in the air. It was the message from the God Realm just now:
"Hey, Bingtis, did you hear that? Well, it's me. I'm fine in the human world, right? You haven't been in trouble recently, have you? Are you not naughty? I heard that you led several people to break into the toll plaza two days ago (here)
There was a sudden noise from children, and Father God raised his voice) - Phil, come here, Jiadi and Cynthia are fighting for toys, I am talking to someone - what am I talking about, oh, you
Tell the two current kings of the human world, please ask them to come to the God Realm as guests in two days. I want to get to know them - Sovare! Throw that piece of shit out to me - Bingtis, your father yesterday
I came to the temple in the morning. He has returned to the God Realm. He happened to mention you and asked you to go home and take a look. I just wanted to pass on a message. Did you see the big box in my room? Yesterday, I realized why the box was missing.
.In addition, Karin found something called braised pork from a nearby world a while ago. I tasted it and it felt good. Sorafel has already learned how to make it. When you come back, you can also try braised pork. (A sizzling sound) -
- Phil! Don't let Jiadi balance Tallinn, I spent the whole morning and finally finished it..."
Amidst a garbled sound, the message ended.
Bingtis shook his head: "To be honest, I really don't know if there is anything serious in this message besides braised pork."
I thought about it, then suddenly clapped my hands and said to my sister, "Why do I think it sounds so like our family?"
"When the old man's alliance meets, it's more noisy than your house." Bingtis smacked his lips and said calmly.
I:"……"
The scheduled lunch break plan was urgently canceled, and the family began to prepare for Sandora and I's trip to the divine world. This was really a sudden invitation. To be honest, our family was not mentally prepared at all. I thought about it after thinking about it.
It is indeed a secondary burden: mainly because I am not fully mentally prepared to face a large-scale, comprehensive and unscrupulous gang that is even more deceitful, messy, chaotic, nonsense, and noisy than my own family. As a good and law-abiding citizen, I have no control over this matter.
Things are very stressful for me.
I don’t know if this is the trend in the entire God Realm, but Father God’s message just now really makes people start to wonder whether Dingdang’s stupid route and the gangster route of the five-man group of gods are really representative.
Two main social phenomena in the divine world...
"Sandora, have you been to the God Realm before?"
I thought about it for a long time and suddenly remembered something. Her Majesty the Queen next to me is a living fossil creature with rich experience in wars and wars tens of millions of years ago. If she has been to the God Realm, she might be able to give me some good advice.
.
"God Realm? How many times have you been there?" What is gratifying is that Sandora has actually been there. "I used to go to Bingtis' house to collect debts after getting acquainted with her - she was collecting protection fees in my territory.
"
I wiped my cold sweat and said, "Forget about your old debts for now. Can you tell me what kind of place the God Realm is?"
Shandora showed a look of reminiscence, and it was obvious that such a long time ago was already a little blurry in her mind. I found that her expression kept changing, which made people feel agitated.
"The God Realm... there are many places that are different from the ordinary world in the concept. How can I say it there? The first impression is that it is a paradise with beautiful scenery, but if you get a little familiar with it, you will find that there are countless things in the God Realm that cannot be measured by common sense.
Things, the concept of that world is vague, many things are between certain and uncertain, there are countless magical natural phenomena, the information of various mortal worlds is gathered in the divine world, forming many abstract... shadows, for those who are unfamiliar and have
For hostile intruders, everything in the divine world is fatal. Even the light spots scattered in the forest may instantly cut you and the space you are in. This is very similar to the ultimate mode of the Garden of Death, but it is more elusive and
It’s much more advanced. Anyway, I can’t explain it clearly, but you’ll understand when we get there. But don’t worry, for friends, everything in the God Realm will tend to be friendly, and those messy natural phenomena will not cause any trouble.”
I listened carefully to everything Sandora said, and found that I could understand every word she said, but after putting them together, I didn't recognize any of them.
"What about Father God? Bingtis, what kind of... um, god is he?"
I asked curiously, but to be honest, the message just now made me put him together with the uncle Wang next door when I was a child (Uncle Wang was tragically shot), so I didn't have any expectations.
Bingtis thought for a while: "The message just now is indeed a bit misleading. Father God is actually quite stable. He is a very kind and wise god - most of the time he is full of majesty and feels reliable. You can
Treat him as a friend. In fact, Father God himself is also very happy to make new friends. As for more...it is up to you to judge for yourself. Father God has eyes that see through everything. Since He is willing to talk to you, it means that He wants you to
Open your heart and be frank with him. There is only one thing you need to pay attention to: there is a supreme dragon god next to Father God, named Salon Qian Yuhao, who is the "broken reminder" mentioned by Father God in the message just now. Do not talk to him.
The Dragon God speaks."
I was stunned: "Why? That Dragon God has a bad temper?"
Immediately, a picture emerged in my mind of a mighty man with an angry beard and red hair and red eyebrows. He was eight feet tall and had an eight-foot waist. He was carrying a big iron rod that could be long or short or thick or thin. His muscles could be used as armor on a battleship.
Big man.
"No, just like what I said just now, he is a piece of shit," Sandora took over the conversation and commented with a distorted face, "A piece of shit, this is the only reason not to talk to the Dragon God."
Me: "...I think I almost understand."
Father God’s invitation said that we should pass in two days, but a long time ago I no longer regard the concept of time mentioned by the gods as something of any reference value. The time span they say in two days can span from
From a few seconds to a hundred thousand years later, it would not be considered late to visit us during this period. Because they were very curious about the divine world, my sister and Qianqian started packing their things that afternoon and prepared to leave early tomorrow morning, but to be honest
There should be nothing to prepare, because due to various subtle psychology, everyone in our family always has their personal space filled with messy things that can last for decades for disaster prevention supplies. My sister’s personal space does not even have a
There are monolithic houses and small vegetable gardens. I guess even if we go to settle on the surface of Mars, the few of us can survive tenaciously with only the things in our pockets - the rest should consider bringing some gifts or something?
However, Bingtis also said that although this is nominally the highest summit meeting between the leaders of the empire and the leaders of the gods, in fact there is no need to be restrained at all. For the gods, the red tape in the world is just something they will pay attention to in their spare time.
But no one really cared about this superficial respect. Apart from anything else, when she led the four members of the Ding Dong team to the capital of the empire as ambassadors of the gods, she carried her head on her shoulders and carried a
Are you here with your mouth open? What gift are you bringing...
The above sentence is the original words of Bingtis. If you have a normal outlook on life, I am afraid that you would be embarrassed to directly announce that you are visiting other people's homes, so you should carry your head on your shoulders and keep your mouth open...
But what Bingtis said is correct. The five members of the God Clan are nominally the ambassadors of the God Realm, but they came here to eat, drink, cheat and deceive. I guess the gods of the Star Realm really don’t care about these things, so they gave up.
I planned to bring some souvenirs and old pickles with me - people might not be interested in bringing them there. Isn’t everything in the world made by people? Sandora was more thorough than me. She didn’t eat anything that night and was so hungry.
The next morning, I vowed to go to Bingtis's house to make up for the debts of the five gods of the past few days. Bingtis was so wronged. She was obviously not in the same system as the Dingdang team, just because
He usually always cheats and swindles in the same group, but was directly assigned to the position of the boss of the five-person group by Sandora.
Early the next morning, on the high ground near Avalon's Death Garden.
"Well, Father God invited Ajun and Shandora. Is it okay for us to go together?" Qian Qian asked a little uneasily. The girl who still did not recognize her identity was facing the upcoming battle of the God Realm.
She feels a lot of pressure, and she is still a little dizzy now.
"It's okay, it's okay. My mother likes to be lively, and my father doesn't know how to count. It'll be fine if everyone can live in my house by then. I've already sent a letter back asking them to merge the family temple and mine into one. Father God's side
There's no need to worry - he should have forgotten how many people he invited at this time. Ahem, don't get me wrong, I mean Father God is busy with everything..."
In fact, we have collectively misunderstood at this time. Although you and Dingdang have been trying to portray your father as a majestic and wise elder, the more I listen to him, the more familiar he becomes...
I looked around and made sure that everyone who was coming was already in place, my sister, Qian Qian, Shandora, Lin Xue, the Pandora sisters, Lilina, mercury lamp, Xiao Bu Bu, Bu Bu... By the end of the count, I
We're all breaking out in a cold sweat, and we can form a tour group without a few more baggage and handymen.
With so many people, is there really no problem? And basically the core layer is out, so there won’t be any trouble here in Shadow City, right? What if something goes wrong in the nearby world?
"Don't worry, don't worry, you usually don't care about anything anyway, just eat and die." Faced with my worries, Bingtis said something to the point with a carefree voice.
The top officer of the intelligence system is Lin Xue, but the specific work is done by the Space and Time Administration and the special forces. Internal affairs, construction and world scheduling are Bubbles' work, but in a short time, dozens more mass-produced Bubbles can be done.
In her place, Sivis has always been solely responsible for the military aspect - because Pandora and Huesca's decision-making abilities cannot be counted on at all. Qian Qian has a number in every department, but her main job is usually to
Acting cute, my elder sister is the internal affairs manager of the decision-making level, which is translated as housewife in Chinese. Lilina is the pope of the Goddess Religion. She usually only does two things: deceive believers and act cute. The rest are the children of the family.
I was just idle. And after counting around, I discovered an even more tragic thing: even Qian Qian was famous in various departments, and I was left as a soy sauce in every sense of the word...
"Arjun, don't think too much. There is a famous saying: Those who control the overall situation do not bear the burden." Sandora sensed my thoughts tacitly, and immediately grabbed my arm and whispered comfort, and finally added, "I
I said this on the occasion of the 300th anniversary of his accession to the throne.”
I sighed and nodded: "A good leader should be able to make the team develop steadily even when it comes to making soy sauce. That's what I said on January 28, 0003, New Era."
After confirming that the work after leaving had been properly arranged, and that I could return at any time in case of emergency, I raised my head and looked at the huge golden figure not far in front of me. For a long time, I felt guilty:
"I said, do we have to ride Lin to the God Realm?"
"Nonsense," Bingtis took the lead and walked forward, "I just charged Lin with a real-name monthly card the morning before yesterday. You don't need to waste more!"
I sighed: "The real-name system kills people - wait a minute! I'll sit at the back!"