"Ah!" Dagu suddenly woke up, then looked at the little yellow cat sleeping on his heart, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
When he was sleeping last night, he dreamed that he was fighting a huge cat. The cat was as tall as a mountain, and he was defeated with one move. The big cat twisted its mouth and jumped up on top of him.
.
Eventually, I couldn't move at all. It became heavier and heavier, and finally I couldn't even breathe.
terrible!
"drop.
Team member Dagu, after a collective assessment by the headquarters staff, decided to appoint you as..."
Dagu felt even heavier when he received this mission as soon as he opened his eyes. He faced a terrifying alien cat alone in a small room. Does anyone know how scared he was?
What if someone is hungry at night and opens his bloody mouth and swallows him?
Woohoo, he doesn't want to do it anymore, he wants to go home!
Today is undoubtedly a warm morning. The sun shines through the windows into the house, and there is a peaceful and lazy atmosphere in the air.
The little yellow cat faced Dagu, who had just become his shit-sweeper, and his big blue eyes rolled around, apparently thinking about how to have a unique "first meeting" with this new owner.
After a moment, the corner of his mouth tilted: "Meow~"
[Hello, classmate Dagu, from now on you will be my official shit remover. Please give me your advice.
By the way, this is our first meeting, to show our sincerity, I will perform a stunt for you: yawn!"
Before he finished speaking, the little yellow cat stood up straight, showing a cute and cute look. He opened his small mouth and yawned lazily. His young body and delicate facial features were so cute.
However, the next change shocked Dagu. The little yellow cat's mouth began to grow bigger and bigger, and finally occupied half of the room, as if it wanted to swallow everything.
Huge and sharp teeth, a ferocious expression, and a bloody mouth! This "stunt" obviously exceeded Da Gu's imagination.
Dagu's eyes widened wider and wider. Finally, he could no longer hold back the fear in his heart and screamed, the voice as sharp as a woman's.
Then, he jumped, turned around and rushed out of the room.
"Meow~"
[Poop shovelers, don’t forget to bring some more chicken wings to this cat for breakfast. 】
From a distance, the joking voice sounded directly in Dagu's ears.
...
Public toilet.
He used cold water to wash his face, rinse his head, and rinse his mouth. After a long time, Dagu's wildly beating heart gradually calmed down. He looked at himself in the mirror. At this moment, his brain seemed to be equipped with a 5090TI processor, and he was full of thoughts.
Thousands, running wildly.
Even the countless books he had read, including the bits and pieces of knowledge he had glanced at, were flashing, combined, reinstalled, and evolved one by one.
[First: This Lele seems to have really great supernatural powers, and even has the ability to communicate with the mind in Chinese myths and legends.
Second: According to the analysis of high-level behavioral psychology related articles, so far, Lele has no ill intentions towards humans. It seems that she just wants to find a place to eat, drink and have fun.
This is also in line with the characteristics of the Blue Star cat clan: find someone to take advantage of and wait to die.
Third: Wait, why am I so smart? I have become stronger!
Is this the characteristic of the alien cat clan, which strengthens the owner and then makes him work hard to make money and then support himself well?
This... seems pretty good!】
Thinking of the end, Dagu's mood suddenly came back from the trough, and he even became more motivated.
Wuhu, take off!
…
Half a month later.
TPC headquarters conference room.
Sawai sat in the front seat with a tired look on his face.
Since the establishment of the Blue Star Federation, his duties as secretary-general have been increasing. He has been in various meetings across the country almost every day. There are so many things, heavy and messy, and his hair has even become thinner before his eyes.
Why, even though technology is so advanced, can scientists still not develop a shampoo that can actually grow hair and prevent hair loss?
"Everyone, Lele has been at our base for half a month. Has he discovered anything now?"
The chief scientist dug a well and stood up with a heavy expression: "Sorry, nothing was found. Although Lele moved around the base extensively, he often went out to sea to fish and eat various things.
But so far, no matter what method we use, we have not collected any of his hair, blood, spit, excrement, etc. Even according to our observations, the adult does not seem to need to excrete.
This advanced life form has evolved to absorb all substances."
After hearing this, everyone suddenly had the same heavy expression.
Only when you know yourself and your enemy can you win every battle. If others know nothing, then they have absolutely nothing to do. If they take action directly and quarrel with each other, if there are any serious consequences, everyone present may be the sinners of mankind.
"Where's Dagu, what did you find?" Sawai asked with a smile.
As expected of the director, he could still smile at this moment, and this smile made everyone gradually relax.
It’s not a big problem, everything is under the control of the director!
Dagu stood up, with his back straight, high-spirited, and said with a smile: "Everyone, Lele may be a new opportunity for us humans, and even the entire Blue Star!"
Sawai was surprised: "Elaborate!"
"So far, according to my observations, Lele has at least three abilities:
First: People who have a good relationship with him will have a significant improvement in their IQ. Just like me, no matter what I am learning now, I am extremely fast.
Instructor Lina can prove this.
Second: My luck seems to be getting better. Although this cannot be detected, it can be judged through some small things.
For example: when I have something to do, I take the elevator and the elevator is right in front of me; when I go out at night, the street lights that were on and off suddenly turn on and off; I try to buy some lottery tickets and often win small prizes.
Third: A physical technique and a method of refining an elixir suddenly appeared in my memory. If the instructions are followed, this physical technique and elixir can greatly extend human lifespan and improve physical fitness.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! After asking, Le Ye had no objection. I have sent the elixir formula and physical skills to Chinese experts for research. They are professional in this area.
Fourth: He has a clear mind. If he is interested, Lele can sense what I am thinking. Even at this moment, he may be able to directly see and hear what I say.
Fifth: Traveling through the void at will. I saw with my own eyes that Lele sometimes ate chicken wings and felt not full, so he directly extended his claws into the void, and then took out a candied haws and a popsicle from an unknown place.
I seemed to vaguely hear the cry of the little girl.
Later, after testing the residue, it was found that the origin of the candied haws was in China.
Sixth: Lele’s personality is that of an optimist. Even if he didn’t catch any fish at our base for a whole day, he wasn’t very angry. At most, he would dive into the water himself and beat up the passing sharks.”
Little yellow cat:......
After listening to Dagu's analysis, everyone suddenly became interested, especially in digging wells.
Luck! As a Ph.D. in materials science, he truly understands how important luck is.
Sawai pondered for a while, then looked at Lina: "Team Lina, is what Dagu said true?"
Lina was quietly looking at Dagu at this time. If Dagu was just a low-key and dull young man, now he is a strong man full of confidence and calmness.
He talks freely, without fear, shyness, shame...somewhat, just calmly and leisurely. This kind of aura is difficult to conceal, and now Dagu has an indescribable flavor.
It was an aura in which everything was under control. Every movement and expression seemed so magnanimous and confident, especially his eyes, which seemed to contain a sea of stars.
At first glance, Lina almost had the illusion that she was about to fall into a black hole.
"Team Lina?" Sawai asked again.
"Ah? Hmm~" Lina finally came back to her senses, and then her face turned red.
As an ace pilot, she has absolutely excelled in all assessments, including concentration and seduction training. But for some reason, she was distracted today?
It must be the influence of that little yellow cat! The real body is not here, but it can still interfere with the thinking of an ace pilot. It is really terrible!
"Yes, that's right. In this short period of half a month, Team Dagu's progress has reached an astonishing rate. No matter what it is, he can learn it in one go and pass it in no time! All assessment results are basically stable at
95 points or above.
Moreover, he is making rapid progress in sports, physical fitness, and shooting.
After examination by professional doctors and psychologists at the headquarters, Dagu seems to be evolving, both physically and mentally!"
"Evolution?" Everyone was surprised.
Lina nodded: "Yes, Team Dagu gradually evolved towards extraordinary physique and wisdom without any medicine or surgery!
Biological and medical scientists at the headquarters speculated that there seemed to be a magical field around Lele, and that everyone in the field was evolving towards a more perfect life form.
Not only Dagu, but also my skin is becoming more and more delicate now, I don’t lose much hair, my menstruation has gradually stabilized, and even my bowel movements are smoother.”
Everyone's eyes are getting brighter and brighter.
This is not a terrifying alien life form. Isn’t this a mascot?
"Ahem!" Sawai coughed and smiled like a flower: "For the time being, Lele is beneficial to us humans, but cats know faces but not hearts, so it is still necessary to stay vigilant.
Of course, friendship and peace are also what we humans have always expected, so we should try our best to meet Lele's requirements.
In this way, I announce, team member Dagu, your grades are good, you have passed the GUTS assessment, and you will be promoted to a regular position in advance. Now, immediately, take Lele to move to the GUTS staff dormitory on the first floor.
In addition, I heard that Lele is interested in becoming a GUTS member. In this way, in the spirit of safeguarding the peace and beauty of the universe, in the name of the director, I made an exception and directly promoted him to a GUTS member.
Who agrees and who opposes?”
Everyone was thoughtful, and then they all looked at the director's head.
Director:???
…
The next day, early in the morning.
With a cute little yellow cat on his head, Dagu excitedly walked from the transporter dormitory on the ground floor of the 18th floor. After checking the access rights, he took the elevator to the first floor.
From then on, he became a Blue Star elite with an annual income of at least tens of millions, a master!
"Wow, it's so big!" Dagu exclaimed.
This platform is like a sea fortress, standing majestically on the sparkling sea. From the hospital to the control room, to the channels and landing platforms for aircraft take-off and landing, all facilities are available and appear to be in order.
He looked around and found that not only was there a swimming pool, a spacious and bright canteen, and a solemn meeting room that were needed for daily life, it was also equipped with various advanced weapons and equipment.
What shocked him the most was that there were even advanced equipment here that could interfere with weather and meteorology, as if the entire TPC headquarters was a self-sufficient small city.
This is an ark, a survival base!
Dagu walked on this high-tech platform, feeling the shock brought by modern technology. Occasionally, a passing staff member saw the little yellow cat above his head, with a look of surprise on his face.
However, these global elites have heavy tasks and responsibilities every month. They only glance at them briefly and have no extra time to chat or watch.
Here, everyone focuses on their work and works hard for TPC's mission.
...
Victory Team Headquarters.
"Dip~"
The thick isolation door opens automatically.
The captain of the victory team, Jian Hui, stood at the door with a smile on his face: "Warmly welcome Dagu players and band members to join the victory team!"
The other team members immediately stood up and applauded enthusiastically.
"Papa papa ~"
Dagu was immediately at a loss. This was the first time he had been welcomed like this since he was a child. They said that the members of the victory team were monsters among geniuses, and he thought everyone was indifferent.
"thanks, thanks!"
"Meow~" the little yellow cat tilted its mouth, raised its head, and said proudly.
【Free gift~】
The members of the victory team are already used to this.
After analysis by behavioral and psychologists, it is clear that this cat has a tsundere character and has all the shortcomings of the Blue Star cat family except for some special and strange abilities.
"Come on, let me introduce you to our victory team." Hui Jian pulled Dagu into the main room.
In front of the main control room is a huge screen, which displays and analyzes various global monitoring in real time: weather, meteorology, magnetic field, etc. In the middle is a pure white round table, around which four team members wearing white and red uniforms sit.
There is Lina.
Behind the round table is a console, which should be the world's top supercomputer: Galaxy, developed by China.
"This is Vice Captain Munakata, who is a commander of the National Defense Force. Normally when I go out on missions, I will sit at the headquarters and let him make relevant combat arrangements!" Hui Jian pointed at the tall and powerful middle-aged man with a serious expression on the round table.
"Hello, member Dagu, band member." Zongfang forced a smile.
"Xincheng, the world's top shooter, is proficient in shooting various firearms and cannons!"
Xincheng was also tall, but very enthusiastic. He came directly to Dagu, smiled and extended his hand: "Hello!"
Dagu shook hands quickly.
Sudden.
Xincheng leaned against Dagu's neck, took a deep breath, and then looked at Dagu with bright eyes: "Brother, you smell so good!"
