"Brother, you smell so good!" Xincheng said with a surprised smile, because he did smell a refreshing fragrance from this new team member, which smelled very good.
As soon as he finished speaking, the control room suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at Xincheng in surprise.
You're such a thick-eyed Xincheng, no wonder you haven't found a girlfriend yet!
Xincheng turned around, speechless.
"Wait a minute, I suspect you may have some misunderstanding about me. Dagu really smells good. Come here and smell it."
A short and fat team member stood up and said with a smile: "Xincheng, no need to explain! According to scientific proof, when you smell someone's scent and feel very comfortable, it proves one thing.
Your genes chose him!
Don’t hesitate, confess your love!”
Xincheng was shocked. He seemed to have thought of something strange and quickly returned to his seat: "No, no, it's definitely an illusion! If I find a man as a partner, my sister will castrate me!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.
There is a sister in Xincheng who works as a nurse at the TPC headquarters. She is smart and cute. As an older brother, Xincheng can be said to be very helpful to her.
Hui Jian also laughed, shook his head, and pointed at Dwelling: "This is Dwelling, a Ph.D. with multiple degrees, a genius scientist."
Dijing Hehe smiled like a chrysanthemum, walked up to Dagu, and then extended his chubby hand to Lele: "Member of the band, please join my team, we need you!"
Facing such a sincere, pure and friendly smile, Miaole was startled and subconsciously stretched out his paw, which was immediately covered tightly by Dijing.
"Then I'll take it as your consent! Great!"
Dijing was so happy that he almost jumped up.
As a scientist, he understands the importance of luck and that flash of inspiration. Perhaps in the not-too-distant future, with Lele's help, human technology can achieve a real leap forward.
Humanity rises!
Hui Jian did not prevent the team members from having close contact with Lele. Only with more data can we analyze it in more detail. If the other party has malicious intentions, then some sacrifices will be made, which is also the fate of the Victory Team as the pioneers of mankind.
"Player Yerui, a computer genius in both hardware and software, is also the youngest member of our victory team."
The team member at the computer console stood up. A very young boy waved his hand and showed a shy smile: "Hello."
People who work on computers are generally nerds, but Ye Rui’s biggest hobbies are two-dimensional and playing games.
"Hello!" Dagu nodded.
"I, the captain of the victory team, Hui Jian!" Hui Jian stretched out his hand to Dagu: "Please give me more advice in the future."
Dagu quickly held it.
Then Hui Jian looked at the little yellow cat and stretched out his hand: "Member of the band, please give me your advice."
The little yellow cat turned its head and pointed its butt towards her, not bothering to pay attention.
As a top scumbag cat, he only likes new, young and beautiful ones.
Hui Jian was not embarrassed, smiled, and finally pointed at the young and beautiful Lina: "Team Lina, Dagu should be familiar with you, she will lead you to familiarize yourself with the work in the next month.
The main job of our victory team is to investigate abnormal events around the world for the time being, with daily patrols and night duty. For the time being, Dagu, Lele and Lina are divided into one group."
"Lina, you first take Dagu and the band members to collect relevant equipment and introduce the benefits of the members."
"yes!"
…
After a series of procedures including blood drawing, laboratory tests, physical examination, and taking fingerprints, footprints, and DNA, Dagu finally obtained the official status of a GUTS member.
As for the little yellow cat, it only participated in the scan of the cat's face and paws, and could not get the other parts at all. Because the little yellow cat took the initiative to jump in front of the little nurse, the nurse ended up bending more than a dozen syringes and not pricking them.
I went in and cried in anger at the end.
Seeing the little nurse squatting on the ground and crying bitterly, the little yellow cat jumped onto Dagu's shoulder with a crooked mouth, flicked its tail and left.
Lina shook her head helplessly.
What a bad idea! The dolphin she raised, 'Xiao Mu', is nice and considerate. But I don't know why, but recently I heard the curator of the aquarium say that Xiao Mu always has a bump on her forehead.
Who is so annoying that he even beats dolphins?
In the equipment room, the standard equipment for the victory team members that has been prepared by the staff is piled together on the table.
Lina picked up the helmet and introduced: "Team Dagu, this is a lightweight protective helmet, made of special materials that protect the user from all impacts.
There are small cameras built into the eyes in the front part of the helmet, and the headsets on both sides of the helmet can be used to communicate with the outside world. The special visor in front of the helmet can protect the winning team members from all impacts."
"clear!"
Lina then picked up the red and white clothes and trousers and handed them to Dagu: "This is our uniform, which has excellent heat resistance, cold resistance and impact resistance.
Specially customized, unique, your name is on the sleeve.
Go and put them on."
Dagu was a little excited, nodded heavily, picked up the little yellow cat on his head, carefully placed it on Lina's shoulders, and walked into the dressing room.
The little yellow cat looked at Lina, and then said angrily: "Meow!"
[Why don’t I have a uniform? I want it too!]
Lina was dumbfounded.
…
After a while, the door of the locker room opened slightly, and Dagu slowly walked out of it. He was wearing the white and red uniform of the victory team. The bright colors on the uniform and the delicate face set off each other, making him look even more youthful and heroic.
The key thing is that the young man in front of him has a clear temperament, without a trace of impurities, just like a clear water. It seems simple, but it seems to be able to wash away the filth in the world.
Lina's eyes flashed with surprise.
But soon, she regained her composure and quickly picked up a similarly red and white gun - the Victory Hypa Gun.
"This is the Victory Hypa Gun, a special weapon for our Victory Team. It can fire a red laser, and one magazine can fire about 50 times. It is extremely powerful.
Our current main task is to investigate abnormal phenomena around the world, and abnormal and unknown phenomena generally appear in the wilderness to prevent wild beasts, so some defensive weapons are necessary."
Dagu took the pistol and started studying it with great interest.
Men, all have a great interest in masturbation.
Lina paused and continued: "This gun not only has a long range and high accuracy, but is also easy to carry, making it very suitable for us to use when we are on duty.
In addition, it has a variety of shooting modes that can be flexibly switched according to different situations, making it an important partner when we perform missions.
There are also PDI communicators customized just for you.
This is the most commonly used communicator by our victory team when communicating in missions and daily life. It is equipped with an ultra-high-performance CPU and is connected to the Beidou communication system in the sky in real time. It is not available anywhere in the world, even in the deep sea, desert, and the North and South Poles.
Loss of signal problem.
Moreover, it can communicate or analyze data quickly, and it also has the function of sensing biological reactions and radioactive energy.
Of course, this PDI is not only a video communicator, but also a small personal handheld smart computer that can also complete data analysis and transmission through a dedicated communication satellite channel.
In addition, there is a portable suitcase, which contains some special wilderness survival tools, medicines, and a GUTS rifle that can be assembled to face the threat of possible large beasts."
Looking at the pile of tools in front of him, Dagu felt even better. This is the treatment of top elites. All the problems encountered in daily life have been considered for you.
He only needs to do one thing now, and that is to become stronger!
Noticing Dagu's expression, Lina smiled slightly.
Although I don’t understand why men get excited when they encounter these tool pistols, but since he is satisfied, that’s good.
"Oh, by the way, our Victory Team is also specially equipped with land, sea, air and related equipment. If you get the relevant driving certificate, you can apply to use it when going out.
For example: Shengli Feiyan No. 1 and Shengli Feiyan No. 2. These two aircraft use a high-efficiency jet engine system - the W.I.N.G system to operate and can take off and land vertically.
Sherlock and Drum, these two cars are equipped with high-horsepower engines and are ultra-high-speed special vehicles used for patrolling.
The underground Pippa tank is a small, high-performance underground tank that uses a special drill on the front of the vehicle to rotate underground to move forward. Maximum speed: 212km/h. It is equipped with cooling beams and heat rays. Even if it encounters a volcanic eruption, the cooling beam can be used
Instantly freezes magma.
Dolphin No. 202 is a small universal submarine. Maximum crew: 6; total length: 33 meters; maximum speed: 114 knots on the water, 69 knots underwater.
It has high performance and can move freely under 20,000 meters of water. It is equipped with a superconducting engine and can run at high speed."
After listening to Lina's introduction, Dagu's eyes became brighter and brighter.
Cars, planes, tanks, all these driving tools almost stimulate his excitement.
Men, compared to masturbating, they prefer riding, driving, and driving. Especially driving a good car!
The only thing that made him regretful was that these cars were for public use.
…
Half a month later, at night.
At the headquarters of the Victory Team, Dagu quietly read a book in his seat. The more he studied, the more he discovered that the knowledge that humans have mastered so far is really vast.
This may be the reason why human science and technology has not progressed for a long time. Even the top human scientists can only master one or a few fields of knowledge at most.
However, some technological advancements require a lot of knowledge and integration before we can continue to develop.
For example: the basic particles in physics cannot be seen at all with the current microscope observation capabilities. In most cases, top mathematicians have to build relevant models and calculate them abruptly.
In order to become stronger, there are so many things he has to learn.
"Hey, this is really weird!" Ye Rui, who was sitting next to the computer console, exclaimed in surprise.
Dagu put down the book and felt a little strange: "Ye Rui, what's wrong?"
According to the practice of the Victory Team, at least two members must be on duty every night to deal with emergencies. Tonight it was his and Yerui's turn to be on duty.
As for Le Ye, he disappeared every day. Apart from meal time, the only chance to see him was when he was woken up by a big mountain every morning, and then he found Le Ye sitting on his head sleeping.
Why do cat people like to sleep sitting on the head of a poop scooper? Is it more comfortable to sleep like this?
"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!" Ye Rui started running various checking software that he usually wrote, still mumbling: "Weird, so strange!"
Dagu came closer and asked again: "What's wrong?"
Ye Rui finally gave up, slumped down on his seat, and began to mess around. He explained to Da Gu: "Recently, a strange netizen appeared on the Internet called 'The Cruel Emperor'.
What this guy likes to do most is to reply to other people's requests for help online, especially those who only remember a clip or a screenshot, but want to know which TV show, movie, or animation it is from.
No matter which website or software you are on, as long as it is connected to the Internet, you can @ ruthless emperor and ask questions, and you will receive a reply almost immediately, and the accuracy is extremely high."
Dagu's eyes lit up, there are still such good people in this world?
You must know that as a former college student, there have been countless times when he saw a picture posted by a classmate and friend and was fascinated by it. He especially wanted to know the specific source and then appreciate the art.
Ye Rui was a little helpless: "Yes, for most people, this is indeed a good thing. And it actually has no impact on the overall situation. It can even be said that it has greatly increased the profits of some websites.
Even some time ago, this ruthless emperor was dubbed the "Internet Saint" by netizens. Some good people set up a longevity tablet for him. They followed the customs in China and burned incense and paper to make offerings.
Paper crane!
But when a certain netizen posted a photo of his wife on a whim, the situation changed."
Dagu was stunned for a moment, lost in thought, and then touched his chin.
This, the situation does seem a bit serious. And to be honest, he even wants to put the captain and Lina's photos up to try...
Sometimes men can understand instantly with just one look.
Ye Rui met Dagu's eyes and nodded heavily: "Yes, just as you thought, she was a wife at the beginning. After word spreads about the good deeds, classmates, colleagues, daughters and even strangers passing by the road will become her at any time.
Search object.
It can be said that as long as your video has appeared on the Internet, it will definitely be searched, even if it is deleted, it will not help.
Of course, the only good thing now is that the ruthless emperor still has some conscience. If it is a normal relationship between husband and wife, no one else can search for it.
But this also illustrates a serious problem, that is, this netizen is a top hacker master, and he can come and go freely in our Blue Star citizen information database."
Dagu breathed a sigh of relief, the situation was not too bad, and if he thought about it carefully, he felt a little strange.
"Isn't this great? If it continues like this, as long as a man searches the Internet before looking for a girlfriend, he will know whether the other party is clean and ensure the loyalty of the partner.
And both men and women can search, so it’s fair!”
Ye Rui nodded: "I think the same thing as you! It's a pity, but many people don't think so."
As he said that, the young man raised his finger and pointed at it.
