Wang Ling did not expect that a gift of his would make Lord Thunder-Throwing Lord so happy. The problem was that when he was in the villa just now, the young man in white shirt had a look of surprise on his face when he received the gift, but he was not overjoyed either.
To the point where I have to rely on singing to express my feelings...
Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had discovered a hidden attribute of True Lord Throwing Thunder.
This is probably the legendary Mensao...
Wang Ling always felt that this problem was unique to him.
But then again, Wang Ling remembered that this song "Take You on a Travel" should be a popular song recently. When I was out of class a few days ago, I saw Chen Chao wearing headphones and playing the single on a loop, even during his lunch break every Thursday
The inter-school broadcast was also played, making the whole campus filled with an atmosphere of love.
In addition to this song, there is another relatively brainwashing song recently called "We Are Different"...
But the problem is, he has never heard True Lord Throwing Lei sing! So when he saw this part of True Lord Throwing Lei singing, not only Wang Ling, but also everyone else in the group froze in front of the screen.
for three seconds.
The Dharma King was stunned for a moment and typed a line directly in the group: "Zhenjun, although I haven't heard it yet, but do you know... Fat Tiger?"
Everyone: "..."
Master Cailian: "His Holiness... you should better listen. This is very rude behavior."
Dharma King: "Aren't I worried that Zhenjun has developed some musical weapons and come to us for experiments..."
For a moment, the group fell into a brief silence.
Because no one can figure out what happened to Zhenjun today, so he was so happy that he couldn't help but sing a song.
At this time, it was Xiao Yin who took the lead to join in: "Everyone, come and listen, Zhenjun sings very well!"
kindness……
With an appreciative attitude, Wang Ling clicked on the part of the voice sung a cappella by True Lord Throwing Thunder.
As a holy beast, although Xiaoyin doesn't usually listen to music made by humans, he still has the ability to appreciate it.
And the truth is exactly what Xiao Yin said. Wang Ling felt that Lord Throwing Thunder actually sang... very well!
Not only is every note in tune, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive. It is completely different from the normal speaking voice. There is a warm senior feeling in it!
Loopy Ha also felt a little surprised: "It seems that Zhenjun is still somewhat capable!"
When Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there were already a lot of likes and applause.
Master Cailian was a little excited, and gave several thumbs up: "Zhenjun sings really well! It's the first time I hear Zhenjun sing, and it can be recorded like this with a mobile phone... It's really amazing!"
Toya Sennin couldn't help but praise: "You really sang very well."
At this time, the voice of Lord Throwing Thunder only finished singing the main part of the verse, and then started to play the chorus...
Wang Ling suddenly felt that something was not right.
Cailian Zhenren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics? Why do the lyrics in the chorus seem a little different from what I heard before? Shouldn't the first sentence be I want to take you to romantic Turkey...
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Lord Throwing Thunder finally replied: "I sung it correctly, I changed the lyrics. I have a habit of singing, that is, I am used to changing the lyrics."
Master Cailian replied: "I see, but Zhenjun's words have been changed to rhyme quite well. At least at first glance, it doesn't feel inconsistent."
Lord Throwing Thunder: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing lyrics!"
About three seconds later, Lord Thunder-Throwing Master posted the words he had changed with great confidence...
"Take You on a Journey"·Revised version of the Throwing Thunder Lord Demon, chorus lyrics:
I want to take you to a romantic Ma Mai Pi...
Then we go to the Holy Land of Cultivation together...
Actually I prefer to stay at home...
Eat packets of crispy noodles to satisfy your hunger...
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Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.
Wang Ling took a breath of air: "..." In order to make the lyrics rhyme... it's too boring!
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In the blink of an eye, it was already afternoon. After Wang Ling clicked on the song sung by Zhenjun Dü Lei, his mood could not be calm for a long time...
At this moment, Wang Ling suddenly heard the screams of Father Wang coming from the villa. The screams were so shrill that they were like the supporting characters in Conan discovering the scene of a murder...
Loopy Toad suddenly raised his head: "What's going on?"
Wang Ling knew without looking that this must be Father Wang's old habit recurring. Wang Ling could judge from the intensity of Father Wang's miserable screams what had happened to Father Wang, such inhumane pain
Howling...Wang Ling judged that it must be Wang's father's hemorrhoids again.
This is Wang Ling's valuable experience accumulated in the villa for many years.
Hemorrhoids are an old problem of Dad Wang. The main reasons are related to lack of exercise and sedentary life, which are entirely caused by bad living habits.
First of all, Dad Wang rarely goes out. He spends all day sitting on the armchair in the study typing. In addition, the toilet in the bathroom is Dad Wang’s favorite place to visit after the armchair in the study. According to Wang
Mom said, if you add up the time Dad Wang spent sitting on the toilet, you can think about three lives and three lives, and maybe you can see ten miles of peach blossoms...
The most important point is that one of the most important characteristics of Dad Wang’s hemorrhoids is that they are extremely drug-resistant! Ordinary medicines cannot cure them! Every time hemorrhoids occur, he must apply the special medicine developed by Toya Sennin.
OK.
I have also seen the Yaowang Ling. It is a pile of powder, which looks shiny and feels very cold on the fingertips. If you pour it on the affected area and leave it for about thirty seconds, it will heal immediately. But the price you pay for it is heartbreaking pain.
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Of course, Wang Ling can actually cure a minor illness like this...
However, Father Wang refused to let him heal her.
Father Wang feels ashamed to ask his son to treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, he can't even overcome such a minor illness, so how can he shoulder such a heavy responsibility!? This is a man's dignity! - He is a man
, overcome hemorrhoids on your own!
This was the oath Father Wang made in his heart after he suffered from hemorrhoids for the first time that year...
For more than a minute, Father Wang's screams continued...
It seemed to have taken a little long this time, so Wang Ling decided to take a look.
Under normal circumstances, the screaming should end in about thirty seconds.
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Wang Ling had just come downstairs when Father Wang stopped shouting and was lying on the sofa sweating profusely, as weak as a noble lady who had just given birth...
After Wang Ma put away the medicine, she couldn't help scolding her: "You are looking at your mobile phone on the toilet. When you go to the toilet, I will block the internet!"
"No! Even if it hurts me to death! You can't cut off my Internet connection!" Dad Wang was excited: "The time I sit on the toilet every morning is the time I open a trumpet and fight the trolls!"
"That's okay...continuously connect to the Internet. I have other ways."
Wang Ma couldn't help but smile. There was a hint of cunning in this smile, which made Wang Ling and Loopy Ha startled. Then, Wang Ma turned her face and looked at Wang Ling: "Ling Ling, you're here at the right time. I'll contact you later."
Come on, Xiao Ming, and ask him to deliver your dad’s birthday gift in advance.”
Wang Ling: "..."
Dad Wang: "What? Xiao Ming prepared a gift for me?"
Wang Ma smiled: "Yes, Xiao Ming personally customized this for you!"
Dad Wang: "Isn't it still early for my birthday...Why are you so anxious! By the way, what kind of gift is this?"
Wang Ma continued to smile: "Intelligent anti-hemorrhoid temperature-adjustable toilet."
Dad Wang: "..."
Wang Ling; "..."
Wang Ma: "The longer you sit on this toilet, the higher the temperature will be. Xiao Ming said that even in the Nascent Soul stage, you have to stand up after sitting for less than five minutes."