Chapter 414: The Shocking Secret of Lord Throwing Thunder
Dad Wang had just taken the medicine. Although the hemorrhoids were completely healed, the cool feeling left by the special medicine was as stimulating as Wang Zhaojun's continuous dilation between the buttocks...
This cold feeling will last for a long time. After the strong sting when applying the medicine is over, there will be a continuous numbness that spreads to the entire lower body, so Dad Wang will not be able to move for a while.
"The heart of a woman is the most poisonous!" Father Wang was lying on the sofa, feeling a desperate cry in his heart... When he thought about how he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet and ponder the plot for a long time in the future, Father Wang felt very sad.
It's despair, and I can't help but roar - toilet, but every creator's spiritual food, uh... spiritual source!
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It was also the first time for Loopy Ha to see Dad Wang suffering from a hemorrhoid attack, and he was quite frightened by the situation.
Sometimes, Loopy Ha actually doesn’t understand why some stubborn people are so obsessed with the “dignity” they do. Isn’t it just a hemorrhoid? Loopy Ha feels that if he commits it, he will definitely get rid of it without saying a word.
Move your butt towards Wang Ling and touch it.
What's wrong with touching your butt? You won't lose any meat!
This is a rare and interesting thing in daily life, and Loopy Ha thinks this question is quite thought-provoking.
So, Loopy Ha finally decided to write about this incident in his "Human Observation Diary". The title is - If you have hemorrhoids, and your buttocks will be healed by being touched, should you choose to be touched, or to keep your own?
Morality?
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This was an order given by Mother Wang herself, and of course Wang Ling did not dare to disobey it. There were three toilets in the Wang family's small villa, and there were three toilets in total. Wang Ling's bedroom had a separate bathroom, and the enlightened Master Ma was there.
Inside... and what Wang Ma wants to replace are the two outside.
Wang Ling's text message had just been sent to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming replied almost instantly: "Hey? Miss me again?"
Wang Ling tried his best to resist the urge to crush his watch, and truthfully explained what Wang Ma had just told him in the text message.
After knowing the whole story, Wang Ming was also happy now. He laughed so hard in front of the screen that his teeth cracked. Everyone else in the institute was confused. Only Dean Qi had one hand in his pocket and the other hand held the old cadre's hand.
A large-diameter water glass, looking at this scene calmly, with eyes that seemed to have seen through everything...
Wang Ming's text message responded quickly: "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids have happened again? I told him last time, sit less and exercise more, squatting on the toilet all the time is not good, it is the most likely to cause bacterial infection. You
Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this, and I’ll arrange for someone to come and assemble it tomorrow!”
This was a birthday gift that had been decided before. Wang Ming had prepared it a long time ago, so it was just a matter of sending it in advance.
However, there is another embarrassing situation with such a gift, that is, you have to prepare a new gift on your birthday.
As for Wang’s father’s hemorrhoid incident, Wang Ming also expressed his views.
Soon, Wang Ling received another text message from Wang Ming: "Well, it's actually Uncle Wang's fault. Who makes his work and rest unstable? With endocrine disorders, it's useless to take more nutritional supplements.
ah."
Wang Ling stared at the text message in a daze, thinking that it was rare for this idiot like him to be serious for once... He was just thinking about whether he should reply in a serious manner.
Wang Ming's next text message came over again: "Why don't you let your son touch your butt? Just touch it... If I get hemorrhoids, you can do whatever you want..."
Wang Ling twitched his lips: "..." He knew that this guy wouldn't be so serious at all!
On the other side, Wang Ming could almost imagine Wang Ling's expression when he saw this text message in front of the screen.
Wang Ming felt that apart from having some fun in scientific research and inventions, Wang Ming had to find the rest of the fun in Wang Ling. Wang Ming privately thought that teasing Wang Ling was a very interesting thing! Ordinary people can still do it.
I can't tease you!
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He had just finished texting with Wang Ming, but the other end of the chat group was still busy. Wang Ling glanced at the message that popped up on the screen... Suddenly he was surprised to find that he had been pulled into a multi-person chat group called "Gossip Meeting Room"
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Moreover, this multi-person chat has just been established, and the creator happens to be the King of Lightning... At this moment, more and more people are being pulled over by the King of Thunder from the chat group of Lord Throwing Thunder next door.
In a temporary group chat created by myself.
Wang Ling glanced at the group members and found that most of the people in the chat group were there...except for Xiao Yin and True Lord Throwing Thunder!
Well...this direction is already quite obvious...
gossip meeting room
King Thunder and Lightning: "Everyone! I want to break the news! I want to break the news! I have gossip, I can't bear it any longer!"
Master Cailian made a few sweat-wiping expressions: "His Holiness... please calm down... speak slowly... Do you still remember that because you were too excited, the innate divine thunder leaked and caused a large-scale power outage in the area...
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Toya Sennin was startled: "Is there still such a thing?"
Master Cailian: "Yes! Later, the Dharma King dressed up as an enthusiastic citizen and went to repair it in person... and was awarded a banner afterwards."
In front of the screen, everyone couldn't help but gasped when they saw Cailian real person breaking the news:...What kind of sexy operation is this!?
King Thunderbolt: "Master, don't interrupt, I'm talking about business... Why are you exposing my shortcomings? What I want to say today is much more exciting."
Mr. Toya was preparing to make an elixir. He had a pile of materials ready. When he was about to start the elixir furnace, he was interrupted. He was a little unhappy and said, "Dharma King, why have I never seen you so gossipy before?"
King Thunder and Lightning: "You don't know how exciting this matter is! Let me tell you, Zhenjun is very likely to have secretly married!"
Cailian: "Nani???"
Toya Sennin: "What the fuck???"
Fang Xing: "???"
Wang Ling: "..."
Master Cailian took a deep breath and tried to stay calm: "Didn't Zhenjun bring us something? How did you know that he was married?"
"Ring! I saw Zhenjun wearing a ring!" Without saying a word, Dharma King took a photo of the soul-suppressing ring and sent it to a multi-person chat: "Did you see it? Zhenjun is wearing this ring.
! Moreover, he also gave me an identical Dharma Ring... Doesn’t this explain the problem? "
Fang Xing couldn't help but smile: "It turns out that the True Lord is going to give us the Dharma Ring, but...the Dharma King only relied on the ring to judge that the True Lord has secretly married. Isn't it too arbitrary?"
His Holiness: “But the problem is, the real king is wearing it on the ring finger of his left hand!”
Wang Ling: "..."
Dharma King: "He gave each of us the same ring. It is obvious that this is Chi Guoguo's show of affection! I think we need to organize a wave and ask the true Lord face to face!"
Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "..." Now, the misunderstanding is huge!
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Thanks to brother "Fantasy Ghost" for the starting point coin reward! Thank you to the leader of the escort group, Yun Fu, for the starting point coin reward!