Chapter 1206: The Land of Sealing Zen, Capturing Dragons (1)
Noon the next day.
Ye Qiu and Master Changmei arrived at the foot of Mount Tai.
The two of them climbed the mountain along the stone steps. They passed by many tourists and the scenery was very beautiful.
Soon, the two came to a very steep mountain road.
The cliffs on both sides are cut and steep winding steps are embedded in them. From a distance, it looks like a ladder to Tianmen.
There are thousands of stone steps.
After Ye Qiu and Master Changmei walked halfway, Master Changmei said: "Little bastard, I'm tired, I need to rest for a while."
Ye Qiu said with a smile: "You are an immortal cultivator with a high level of cultivation. Do you still need to rest?"
"I want you to take care of it."
Master Longmei glared at Ye Qiu, sat down on the roadside, and then shot around like a thief with his eyes.
Only then did Ye Qiu realize that the old guy was just taking a rest, but he was actually just trying to sneak a peek at the tourists.
Especially when I see those young girls who are neatly dressed and beautiful, the eyes of the real person with long eyebrows instantly light up, like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb.
Ye Qiu scolded angrily: "You are also a leader after all. Do you have any shame in peeking at other women like this?"
"What's the use of having a face? You can't eat it." Master Longmei suddenly pointed to the steps below and said, "Little bastard, look, here comes a top quality one."
Ye Qiu looked down and saw a young woman in a short skirt slowly walking up the mountain with the help of a young man wearing glasses.
Looks like a couple.
The woman's appearance and figure are very good. According to Ye Qiu's aesthetics, she can be rated as eight out of 10. In addition, the shirt is thin, revealing a ravine and long white legs, which is very eye-catching.
Master Changmei sighed: "What a pity!"
"What's a pity?" Ye Qiu asked.
Master Longmei said quietly: "A beautiful woman came down from the mountain. She is only in her twenties. She has fair skin, good looks and long legs. Unfortunately, she is already the wife of someone else."
Ye Qiu quickly looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he found that there were no tourists around.
"brazen!"
Ye Qiu wished he could kick Changmeizhen down. He had never seen such an old and dishonest person.
Besides, this old guy is still a member of the Taoist sect.
If the ancestors of Longhu Mountain knew that they had such a disciple for later generations, would they be so angry that they would open up the coffin board, come out from inside and strangle Master Changmei to death?
"Little bastard, what qualifications do you have to despise me?"
Master Changmei said: "You have many beauties, all of them are of the highest quality. You are a typical example of a well-fed man who doesn't know how hungry he is when he is hungry."
"Besides, Pindao is just looking at it and feeling a little emotional. Why, this doesn't work either?"
"As a medical saint, don't you know that foreign doctors have done a survey and said that if a man looks at a beautiful woman for five seconds a day, his lifespan can be extended by one second."
It's okay if Master Changmei didn't say anything. But when he said this, Ye Qiu became even more angry.
"Do you believe this kind of nonsense?"
Ye Qiu said: "If it is true that looking at beautiful women can prolong life, then the ancient emperors had three thousand harems, all of them were stunningly beautiful. How come they still died after looking at so many beauties?"
Master Changmei smiled slightly and said, "As the saying goes, too much is too little."
"The emperors in ancient times not only saw too much, but also used too much and worked too hard, which led to early death."
"Pindao is different from them. Pindao only cares about his heart and not his kidneys. He just appreciates it."
shameless!
Ye Qiu cursed secretly in his heart.
After a while, the couple walked up to Master Changmei.
The pair of eyes of the real man with long eyebrows were staring at the woman, and he wished he could have his eyes embedded in her body.
The woman also noticed that the real person with long eyebrows was looking at her, and quickly covered her collar with her hands.
Ye Qiu felt very embarrassed and reminded in a low voice: "Old man, people have discovered you, can you please stop looking?"
"Look what's going on? Is it possible that if I just look at her a few times, she'll still be missing a piece of meat?"
Master Changmei's voice was loud, and the couple heard it.
When the young man wearing glasses was about to speak, the woman spoke first.
"Stinky Taoist priest, what are you looking at! If you look any further, be careful that my aunt will dig out your eyeballs." The woman's tone was very harsh, and when she spoke, she glared at the long-browed man.
Master Changmei smiled and said: "Girl, everyone loves beauty. You are so beautiful. If I look at you a few times, you have nothing to lose, so why should you be angry?"
"Besides, Pindao also wants to tell you a secret."
"There are thousands of women in the world, but only a few can enter the eyes of poor Taoists~"
When Ye Qiu heard this, his face turned green.
It’s so shameless to say such things!
The woman laughed angrily at the Changmei Zhenren and snorted coldly: "Smelly Taoist, what do you mean by what you said? Look at me, do I still feel honored?"
"I'm telling you, my aunt doesn't need it."
"If you dare to look around again, I'll beat you to death."
At this time, the young man wearing glasses next to the woman also scolded the long-browed man, "Old Taoist priest, you dare to be disrespectful to the elderly. Be careful, I don't respect the elderly either."
When the young man spoke, he waved his fist and looked like he was demonstrating.
The real person with long eyebrows was not angry. He pointed at the woman with his whisk and asked the young man with a smile: "Young man, is she your girlfriend?"
"It's not mine, could it be yours?" The young man put his arm around the woman's waist and said, "In a few days, we will get married."
"Oh?" Changmeizhen's eyes flickered and he said seriously: "You can't marry this woman."
"Why?" The young man was puzzled.
Master Longmei said: "I want to ask you, have you ever held hands?"
"Hold it."
"Have you ever kissed?"
"Of course I kissed you."
"Then have you slept?"
As soon as Master Changmei said these words, the young man blushed and cursed: "It's none of your business."
"It's really nothing to do with Pindao, but it is related to your lifelong happiness. It seems that you haven't slept together." Changmeizhenren looked at the woman again and said: "Girl, if Pindao read it correctly, you are pregnant
Have you been pregnant for at least a month?"
What?
The young man's expression changed drastically.
"You're talking nonsense!" the woman shouted, holding the young man's hand and saying, "Let's go!"
"Young man, please listen to Pindao's advice. This woman is not a good man. If you marry her, you will only be able to raise children for others, with the green grassland above your head."
After Master Changmei finished speaking, he stood up, flicked the fly whisk in his hand, and then followed, his Taoist robe followed the wind, with an air of immortality and Taoism, like a reclusive master.
"Girl, you are a beautiful woman, why would you harm an honest man?"
Master Changmei sighed, turned around and continued climbing.
The woman shouted angrily: "You stinking Taoist priest, stop talking nonsense. If you ruin my marriage, I will definitely come to settle the account with you someday. Do you dare to leave your name?"
The real person with long eyebrows looked back at the woman and said loudly: "You want to know my name, right?"
"Listen carefully."
"Pindao is the headmaster of Wudang Mountain, and his Taoist name is Chongxu!"
