Chapter 1207: The Land of Sealing Zen, Capturing Dragons (Part 2)
Ye Qiu heard what Master Changmei said and whispered: "Old man, you are too unkind. Why do you want to attack Master Xu?"
"Hmph, I've long been unhappy with him. If that guy hadn't outdone me back then, Pindao would have been second on the list."
Master Longmei smiled sinisterly and said: "That Niubi doesn't know that I am already an immortal cultivator in the middle stage of the foundation-building realm. When we meet next time, I will definitely beat him until his teeth are all over the floor."
Ye Qiu said: "As the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than ruin a marriage. As the leader of a sect, what you did just now is a bit excessive."
"Where is it too much?" Master Longmei said: "That woman is not a good person. If they really get married, the man will be in misery."
While the two were talking, the couple behind them had already started arguing.
Woman: "I've been with you for so long, why don't you believe me, but instead believe in a smelly Taoist priest you've never met?"
Young man: "Didn't you hear? He is the master of Wudang Mountain! The master of Wudang Mountain is an expert from outside the world. Can he lie to me? Tell me, are you really pregnant?"
Woman: “So what if I’m pregnant?”
"You said you wanted to marry me and you would love me forever."
"What, what you said are all lies?"
Young man: "I think there is no need to get married. Let's break up!"
Woman: "What, you want to break up with me just because I'm pregnant?"
"do you love me or not?"
"Is blood relationship so important?"
Young man: "Break up!"
Woman: "I didn't mean to get pregnant. We are getting married soon. You are a grown man, can't you be considerate of me?"
"Besides, shouldn't you be happy that you have an extra child for no reason and can continue the legacy of your family?"
"What's wrong with me?"
Young man: "It's unreasonable, break up now!"
The woman was furious: "Okay, I can finally see that what you said to me before was all lies to me."
"You heartless, heartless man."
"Huh, men really don't have any good things!"
"..."
As a passerby, Ye Qiu was so angry that veins popped up on his forehead when he heard the woman's words, and said: "Old man, I'm sorry, I take back what I just said."
"What you did is right."
"This kind of woman doesn't deserve to live in the world."
Master Changmei smiled and said, "How about you kill her?"
Ye Qiu glared at Master Changmei and said angrily: "The people I killed were all deserving of death. Although this woman went too far, her crime was not worthy of death. Besides, what does it have to do with me?"
While talking, the two of them had already walked up the steps and walked a while longer, finally reaching the top of Mount Tai——
Jade Emperor Ding!
At this time, there were many tourists at Yuhuangding, many of whom were taking pictures with their mobile phones.
Ye Qiu stood on the top of the mountain, looking down at the majestic peaks at his feet, looking into the distance, and finally understood the meaning of Sage Kong's words: "Climb Mount Tai and the world will be small."
at the same time.
Ye Qiu was so excited that he couldn't help but recite the famous line from the poet Du Fu describing Mount Tai.
"You will be at the top of the mountain, and you will see all the mountains at a glance!"
At this moment.
"Boom!"
The wind and clouds suddenly changed, thunder rang out, and a long bolt of lightning struck a bare mountain peak in the distance.
This scene shocked everyone.
In an instant, the lightning disappeared and thick green smoke rose from the mountain peak.
Master Changmei said excitedly: "Little bastard, I am inspired to compose a poem."
"Listen up, the name of the poem is "Ode to Lightning"."
Changmei Zhenren shook his head and chanted, "Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky. I suspected that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke. If the Jade Emperor didn't smoke, why was there another chain of fire?"
Ye Qiu wished he could jump directly from here.
Because when Changmei Zhenren recited poems, his voice was very loud, and many tourists nearby heard him.
There were also some tourists who were whispering to each other and casting strange looks at the Changmei Master from time to time. One look at their expressions and it was clear that they were laughing.
"what a shame!"
Ye Qiu felt a little ashamed.
Unexpectedly, a bald middle-aged man came over at this time, applauded and said with a smile: "What a poem, what a poem!"
"Where's the best?" Master Changmei asked with interest.
The middle-aged uncle said: "Taoist Master, the poem you just wrote is easy to understand, especially the sentence that it is suspected that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke. This metaphor is very vivid and full of romanticism. If you ask me, even if you are a poet,
When Li Bai comes back to life, when he hears your poem, he will feel inferior and feel ashamed."
The man with long eyebrows smiled brightly and said, "I didn't realize that you have quite a deep understanding of poetry!"
The middle-aged uncle took out a business card from his pocket, handed it to Master Changmei respectfully, and said with a smile: "I, Duan Dake, am the vice president of the Poetry Association."
Ye Qiu was a little surprised that a vice president of a poetry association had such low evaluation ability?
Duan Dake said again: "I don't know what to call him? Which Taoist temple do he practice in? I will have a chance to talk about poetry and Taoism with the Taoist master someday."
Master Changmei smiled and said: "Pindao is the headmaster of Wudang Mountain, and his Taoist name is Chongxu."
Duan Dake was in awe: "It turns out he is the headmaster of Wudang, disrespectful and disrespectful."
Ye Qiu was thinking in his heart, if Taoist Chongxu knew that the old man was ruining his reputation outside, he didn't know how angry he would be.
"Master Chongxu, I didn't expect to see the majestic Master Wudang when I visited Mount Tai today. I was very excited for a moment. I became very interested in poetry and wrote a poem. I would like to ask Master Chongxu to appreciate it."
Duan Dake coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then said with an intoxicated look: "The title of the poem is "Traveling to Mount Tai"."
"Looking at Mount Tai from a distance, it looks dark. It's thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom. It's like turning Mount Tai upside down. It's thinner at the bottom and thicker at the top."
Ye Qiu was stunned.
Is this also called poetry?
At this level, compared with the real person with long eyebrows, he is only half a pound.
Also, if such a person becomes the vice-president of the Poetry Association, wouldn’t it bring disgrace to the Poetry Association?
Or should we say that today’s poetry world has declined to this extent?
"Headmaster Chongxu, I wonder what you think of my poem?" Duan Dake asked eagerly.
The Changmei Master smiled and nodded: "Not bad, not bad! Wonderful, wonderful!"
"I wonder what's so wonderful about it?" Duan Dake asked.
Master Changmei said: "Your poem has simple and sincere emotions, and uses realism to show the majesty of Mount Tai. It is very remarkable."
"According to Pindao, your poem can be compared with Du Fu's "Wang Yue". If you were born in the Tang Dynasty, Du Fu would have given up his reputation as a poet."
Duan Dake beamed with joy, stepped forward, held Changmei Zhenren's hand, and said emotionally: "Headmaster Chongxu, you are really my soulmate!"
Ye Qiu couldn't stand it any longer, so he pulled Chang Mei away.
"Don't waste time by jumping on the horse, help me find the dragon vein quickly."