Looking at them excitedly, He Huan shook his head.
The brothers couldn't understand why he didn't want to be a star, so they ignored him and kept eating until his mouth was full of oil.
He Huan looked at them, "What are you doing? There's been no news for so long."
"Alas." Meng Li said, "It's all my fault. Didn't I take him to play after the last meal? That sister made him a man, so he fell in love and ran to Yanjing to find that sister.
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"What!" Everyone was shocked.
"Why didn't you persuade him?" He Huan said, "What is he doing now?"
"Why didn't I persuade him? When I persuaded him, he had already arrived in Yanjing! Now he says he is taking a one-day tour. It's like the Great Wall, the kind that only deceives outsiders."
Everyone laughed.
Meng Li said: "During the Golden Week, a guest from Yanjing said that your Yunzhou sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the poor mountains and rivers are full of unruly people. I said the worst thing is the capital city at the feet of your emperor! He stopped talking."
"Hahaha..." everyone laughed, "Really, a one-day trip to Yanjing is really too dark! People who are full of longing for the capital are basically deceived!"
He Huan shook his head, "Why did he do this?"
"He suddenly ran away. To get a job, he had to report to the local tourism bureau and re-learn. And there is protectionism everywhere. How could he get in as a newbie without anyone to guide him?
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By the time he got started, my sister was already in someone else's bed. Although my sister might have been in someone else's bed, in short, it was all for making money! It was all for love!"
"Yes. Many one-day tours in Yanjing are conducted by shady guides. It's very profitable to coax outsiders!"
"Those tour guides tell tourists that you have to pay tribute when you come to the capital!"
"There is also a national guidance certificate, so it is considered formal."
"If you are found out, your tour guide license will be revoked and you will be banned from practicing," He Huan said.
"But it's just the same as the whole country." Everyone raised their glasses, "Come on, come on, let's get drunk today! I wish you can make a lot of money and get a beautiful woman back home!"
He Huan sighed, everyone has his own ambitions, and raised his glass.
After leaving the hotpot restaurant slightly drunk, He Huan slapped the key on Liang Ming's chest and said proudly: "Wife! Take me home!"
Liang Ming laughed, took the key, and pushed him into the taxi. Entering the community, the environment was really amazing, and the two of them looked around.
He Huan said happily: "Mingming, do you think our house is beautiful?"
"pretty!"
When he arrived at the door of his house, Liang Ming opened the door, "Holy shit!" He walked in and looked around, "Tell me, what do you want me to pay?"
"I want you to stay with me forever."
"Damn it!" Liang Ming said with a smile, "Hurry up and find a girlfriend! Otherwise, you're really wasting your mouth!"
He Huan also laughed. The two sat happily on the sofa.
Liang Ming looked around and sighed: "That's great, I have to give half of it. Otherwise, I will always feel like I am being taken care of by you."
He Huan smiled and looked at him. Although they were brothers, he was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't give it to him. He Huan said: "This is the house I'm looking for. The living room is mine, so you can give me one-third. If you want to share it equally with me,
Let’s take a few more groups and let’s talk about it.”
"When will you lead a tour group again?" Liang Ming turned to look at him, "I saw the Little White Dragon Group on the Internet, and everyone went crazy!"
He Huan shook his head, "I want to enjoy family life. I'll buy pots and bowls and come back to cook tomorrow!"
Liang Ming's eyes widened, "Why don't you hurry up and make some money? Are you on vacation now?"
"Stone City gave me 600,000 yuan, and the last group earned more than 20,000 yuan." He Huan said calmly.
"Fuck! Fuck!" Liang Ming looked at him with wide eyes.
He Huan was really happy and had to find someone to share it with, so he could only tell Liang Ming.
"Let's not talk about Stone City. You can hire such a team! You can be on CCTV prime time! You have brought them such fame! It should be."
He Huan was very happy that he thought so too.
"Did you go shopping on the last tour?" Liang Ming looked at him.
"tip."
“That’s a big tip?”
"A tourist gave me 10,000 yuan."
"Damn it!" Liang Ming's eyes widened, "What kind of tourists are you? That's too exaggerated!"
"I'll take her to eat chickpea noodles."
"female?"
He Huan nodded.
"I knew it must be a woman."
He Huan kicked him, "How did you know that?"
Liang Ming glanced at him, "Do you know that the young master makes more money than the princess?"
"Fuck!" He Huan pounced on him and gave him a beating.
Liang Ming rolled off the sofa. The floor was so bright that he wanted to roll on it. He laughed, "You're kidding! But a woman can spend a lot of money when she's happy!"
"Why didn't you count? This is a person's daily living expenses!"
"Damn it!" Liang Ming sat on the sofa again, "A rich woman? Is she beautiful?"
He Huan nodded, "Very beautiful!"
"Wow!" Liang Ming stared at him, "What's next?"
"What follow-up? This is just one day's living expenses. What else do you want?"
"Oh." Liang Ming also calmed down. Indeed, there are so many stories about Bai Fumei and the poor boy?
However, the two of them were still very happy and chatted for a long time before going back to their rooms to sleep.
The next day, Liang Ming went on a one-day trip to Stone City, and He Huan went to the supermarket to buy bowls and pots, preparing to live a small life.
Carrying a bunch of things while walking around the community, his cell phone rang. He Huan finally freed his hand to pick it up and said anxiously: "Mr. Zhou! What can you do?"
"Uh...where is your home? I'll go find you."
"Hey! Mr. Zhou." He Huan's tone became much better. "How did you know that I was lost? Yes, this community is too big. I don't know where I live."
Mr. Zhou almost fainted in the office.
He Huan added: "Wait a minute, Mr. Zhou, don't come over here, I'll ask someone else."
After saying that, he hung up the phone. Mr. Zhou almost died. When he was in the group, no one noticed that he was a wanderer?
He Huan had already carried a bunch of things and ran to an aunt who was walking the dog, and shouted sweetly: "Sister, how do I get to Building 12?"
The aunt looked at the pile of things he was carrying, and He Huan quickly explained: "I deliver goods to customers." She would never tell her that he lived there!
"You deliver goods?" The aunt looked at him in disbelief, "Xiao Bailong! Aren't you a tour guide?"
"Ahem..." He Huan didn't expect that he was so famous that even his aunt knew him. Being on CCTV was really different! "Yes, I rented a house here. Didn't I just move my things here? Sister! Your community is really different."
It’s so beautiful! But it’s my first time here, can you take me there?”
"Okay." Auntie nodded happily, took the puppy, turned around and led him, "Huanhuan! Go find Qiuqiu!"
He Huan was stunned, how could he suddenly call him so kindly? How did he know his name was Huanhuan? What the hell is Qiuqiu?
At this time, I saw the cute puppy barking happily and running forward for a while.
He Huan almost ascended to heaven on the spot!
The aunt turned her head and said, "Let's go! Can't you carry it?" She picked up a bag and said, "Your cutting board is too heavy! Xiao Bailong! You are very diligent! There are so many pots and pans! Young children nowadays don't even have them."
Can cook! Do you have a girlfriend?"
He Huan said decisively: "Yes."
The aunt looked at him with regret and gave up her desire to be a matchmaker.
The puppy ran to the door of the unit in Building 12, turned around and barked, its four legs jumping, and its tail wagging like a propeller.
He Huan felt extremely insulted!
He took the thing from the aunt and said, "Sister, thank you." He never wanted to meet this aunt and her dog again.
"Huanhuan, Qiuqiu is not at home today, let's go look for him in the square, let's go!" Auntie pulled the rope, and the puppy barked and ran away with her.
He Huan almost hit his head on the glass door to death.
In the morning, he said he was going to buy pots and bowls to cook. In the evening, Liang Ming called and said happily: "Have you prepared the food? I will go home to eat?"
"The community is so big, I can't come back if I go out!" He Huan said loudly.
"Then I'll bring it back? Huanhuan, what do you want to eat?"
"Don't call me Huanhuan! It's forbidden to call me this forever!"
Liang Ming was confused, "Are you lost? Can't find your home? Are you outside? Where are you?"
"I don't want to talk anymore." He Huan hung up the phone.
Liang Ming looked at his phone, his incompetence and rage were justified!
Let’s go home first.
The door didn't come open, so he opened the door and came in. He Huan was sitting on the sofa, with a pile of kitchen utensils on the floor unorganized.
"Didn't you buy this? You can make it at home!" Liang Ming looked over, "Where did you buy it?"
"That big supermarket outside the community."
"You actually bought it from a supermarket outside! You are awesome!"
Although he looked sincere, He Huan felt insulted. To test whether he was really sincere, He Huan said: "I got lost when I came back and asked an aunt how to go. She asked her puppy to lead the way... She
The puppy’s name is Huanhuan.”
Liang Ming was stunned for a moment, then sat down on the ground, rolling with laughter.
He Huan sat on the sofa and looked at him. Liang Ming glanced at him and held back, wanting to comfort him, but seeing the way he was holding his breath, he couldn't help but laugh.
It wasn't until he was about to die that he was forced to stop and stand up, "Come, I'll take you to buy groceries and show you the way. Huanhuan."
He Huan's eyes were killing him, and Liang Ming laughed again, tears streaming down his face.
"Why are you comparing yourself to a dog? Dogs are very good at recognizing the road!"
He Huan looked at him.
Liang Ming suppressed a laugh and coughed, "Well, I just moved here, it would be nice if I walked around more. Come on, let's go shopping for groceries. Huanhuan."
"Never scream! Otherwise we'll break up the relationship!"
Liang Ming laughed again, held back, and pulled him up. In order to avoid letting a dog with the same name as him lead the way next time, He Huan went with him.
After going downstairs, Liang Ming asked: "Then how did you get out?"
"I don't know either."
Liang Ming couldn't help laughing and told him about the road signs. The supermarket was right next to the community, which was very convenient. After buying vegetables and seasonings, he had a busy meal at home and didn't eat until eight o'clock. But the food he cooked was satisfying.
After eating, the two went downstairs for a walk. Liang Ming told him to turn left when he saw the pond and turn right when he saw the pavilion... Looking at He Huan's confused expression, "Do you want to write a guide for our community?"
He Huan nodded, "It's feasible."
Liang Ming laughed.
He Huan was still getting familiar with the way home, and Mr. Zhou was almost dying of anxiety!
I called Bai Jingjing early the next morning: "Jingjing, call Xiao Bailong and ask him out for dinner! Don't say I'm here! As soon as I called him, he would talk about everything."
Bai Jingjing held back her laughter and said seriously: "Last time, Mr. Zhang of Star Travel Agency wanted Xiao Bailong to go back and asked senior brother to invite him to dinner and gather in the mountains and seas."
"Then it's a gathering of mountains and seas! I'll make a reservation now! All you need to do is bring me the people!" Mr. Zhou was very grateful to Bai Jingjing for telling her this important information. There was no way it could be lower than Zhang Qishan's treat!
Especially now that Xiao Bailong is even more popular! It can only be high but not low. After hanging up the phone, I called Shan Hai Hui Cui to book a private room and sent it to the senior sister.
The senior sister picked up the phone with a smile and said, "Xiao Bailong, come and have dinner tonight."
"good."
"Mountains and seas come together."
"Who's treating us?" He Huan asked cautiously. You have to ask clearly if the per capita consumption is thousands, even if you have money, you can't do this!