Chapter 261 You Can Go to Heaven and Earth Without Knowing How to Drive
Chapter 261 You can go to heaven and earth even if you don’t know how to drive
"It's possible for Xiao Bailong! You see he has confidantes everywhere he goes! Now when he returns to Lugu Lake, he won't be eaten by those Mosuo girls!"
"That's right! Little White Dragon is handsome, humorous and can sing. Will he not be driven crazy in Lugu Lake?"
"Little Bailong is quite suitable for this valley!" The woman suddenly said, "Without money and status, no one would want him anywhere else!"
Everyone turns to look at her, which really ruins the atmosphere!
Along the way, Xiao Bailong has made countless friends and is very popular. Girls all like him. Is she blind?
He Huan was not angry and said with a smile: "Yes, when you touch a woman, you only look at her talent and character. Because she can support her own family and does not need any glory brought to her by a man!
But some women have no ability themselves, so they can only rely on their wives to depend on their husbands, and mothers to depend on their children. They spend all day calculating whether their husbands’ financial status and their son’s financial status can support her in front of many people.”
The tourists were so amused that the woman was so angry that she gasped.
"She really understands that she is a man's accessory! But she doesn't have any of the three obediences and four virtues of being an accessory. Instead, she takes over the host's body and brain like a parasite, driving the host to earn money for her.
More money and status.
As for the dignity, health, freedom and happiness of the host, she doesn't care at all. Because in her eyes, they are just empty shells that she is parasitic on! She only cares about the gorgeous appearance of this shell and how many people can be blinded!
When one day this shell-gold tower is as big and shining as it is, she will say: Look! I love you so much! It is all my efforts that have allowed you to achieve your status today! Then you will be worshiped by thousands of people!
If this shell is broken by her perverted desire one day, she will only say: Cut it! Useless thing! I love you so much and have sacrificed so much for you, can't you let me get the happiness of trampling on others?
"
The woman's face was ashen.
However, the husband and son lowered their heads as if they were in their hearts.
The woman stood up and said, "Xiao Bailong! I said this to you, just as a joke. You said so many outrageous things about me! What do you mean?"
"Hey!" He Huan looked at her in surprise and innocence, "Did I say you? There are so many people in the car, why do you think I am talking about you?"
The tourists were laughing so hard they were trying to hold it in.
I kept asking the tour guide for trouble, but this time I was stabbed in the heart!
"If anyone wants to save this shell that is riddled with holes, it will come out and bite you viciously." He Huan continued, "This is the process of a parasite expanding and devouring its host."
The woman stared at him, panting harder than on a snow-capped mountain. She seemed to be cooperating with He Huan and wanted to bite him, showing her viciousness vividly.
The tourists all looked back at her and suppressed their laughter.
He Huan looked at the woman with a smile, then looked at the tourists, "Don't eat randomly!"
"Xiao Bailong, can you please stop disgusting us?" the tourists said, "I'm getting goosebumps!"
The woman clenched her fists and trembled all over.
He Huan said: "Everyone got up early today and can catch up on some sleep. We will talk about it later." He turned around and sat down with a smile.
Yuan Yuan also pulled his mother and said softly: "Mom, please sit down."
The woman turned her arms and sat down. Still staring at the tour guide seat, her chest heaved violently.
Long Teng turned to look at He Huan. He Huan also looked at her with a smile.
Post the photos and videos of the snowy mountains you just took to the group.
"Ah! What a beautiful photo! This is the first snow in our exclusive Jade Dragon Snow Mountain!"
They didn't often post photos to social platforms before, but now they post photos one after another.
Post the snow-capped mountains you see from the window of Ouru Hotel, post the photos of the snow-capped mountains on the ropeway, and post the photos of them building snowmen and having snowball fights.
I posted a photo of Xiao Bailongtuan with a big smile on his face and sucked oxygen, which made him feel sweet even when he breathed in oxygen.
Posting a video of waltzing in the snow is even more romantic on the snowy mountain.
They even posted a video of Little White Dragon leading Girl Long on the slide. Of course, this was filmed from behind.
It also came with a hateful title: The first snow in Jade Dragon Snow Mountain this year, I was lucky enough to sign up for the Little White Dragon Group, and we were the only ones to catch up!
By this time, travel agencies and tourists had been notified of the suspension of operation of the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain Cableway.
It makes other tourists jealous.
There was another wave of advertisements for Oulu. Everyone said they must go and live in Oulu.
While netizens were jealous of them, they also felt joy from their slips.
Inciting a wave of hatred, the little white dragon group happily marched towards Lugu Lake.
Last night's snow will paint the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain with a layer of white.
When it fell, it became rain in most places.
But it is already sunny today.
Tourists said: "You can always see the most beautiful scenery when you follow the little white dragon!"
He Huan was all smiles and felt that the weather and luck were both good these two times.
Entering the gas station next to Lining Highway, Master Feng stopped the car and He Huan got up, "Everyone, go down and use the toilet! It's not so convenient to go to the toilet in front! It costs one yuan a time, and no one like me wants to go out of the ravine.
I can’t bear to go at all, I’m just holding it in!”
"Hahaha……"
Everyone went down to use the toilet one after another.
After that, he continued to set off. He Huan said: "There is a name in Yunzhou that everyone knows. Do you know what it is?"
"Little White Dragon!"
He Huan rolled his eyes, "Old driver!"
"Hahaha……"
"Old driver Xiaobailong!"
He Huan was speechless, "You slander an innocent boy who has never been in love, won't your conscience hurt?"
The tourists laughed.
"Liar! How could you have never been in love?"
"Maybe it's like the respected lady said, a boy like me who has no money and no status but is humorous and handsome..."
"Hahaha……"
He Huan stopped and looked at them with a smile. When they stopped laughing, he continued: "A humorous and handsome boy like me can't compete with an experienced driver in the ravine!
Because Yunzhou has high mountains, vast rivers, and canyons, and it is extremely difficult and dangerous to get to another place, so experienced drivers are the most popular in Yunzhou!"
"Hahaha……"
Master Feng also had a smile on his face.
"You have all heard the Yunzhou folk song "Old Driver Take Me", right?"
"Sing, sing, sing!" Everyone clapped and cheered.
"No matter where you are going, girls, boys, aunts or uncles, you can only find experienced drivers!"
"Sing sing sing!"
He Huan looked at them and opened his mouth to sing: "Old driver, take me, I'm going to Ninglang. Old driver, take me, I'm going to the country of daughters."
He Huan turned to look at Master Feng, and the tourists cheered again: "Sing, sing, sing! Old driver, sing quickly!"
Master Feng smiled so hard that his teeth bared, "I can't! Let Xiao Bailong sing for you! He is the best at singing folk songs!"
"There are many cars to go to Ninglang, and the journey is short. Why should I? Ah Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili." He Huan sang for him.
"Hahaha……"
He Huan continued: "Listen to me, old driver, I can't drive. Listen to me, old driver, my legs are weak at Wangshan!"
"I don't care if your legs are soft or not, there are 18 bends in Lining in front of you. Ah Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili." He Huan looked proud.
"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed like crazy. Is it really okay for him to be so sophisticated?
Master Feng also looked at him and smiled stupidly.
"Old driver, don't look at me, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. Qiu Ming's car god is so weak, I only obey my eldest brother when driving!" He Huan gave a thumbs up.
"Take your Yunzhou driver's license in your hand and follow me to the heavens and the earth. Alli, alli, alli, alli, alli." He Huan became as proud as an old driver again.
"Hahaha……"
"Let's go if we say we want to go..." He Huan continued to sing.
The tourists laughed so much that they covered their stomachs and held on to the backs of the chairs in front of them.
Long Teng looked at him as if he were a living treasure, and couldn't help the smile on his lips.
Yuan Yuan's face was flushed with joy and he was so impressed that he was in admiration. Yuan Yuan's father was also smiling all over his face.
Only that woman looked like an actor.
He Huan ignored her and looked at the tourists who were laughing crazy. He suddenly found that the song of a hero matched the old driver very well. He couldn't help but try to sing the song of the old driver in the tune of the song of a hero:
"Brother, take me with you, I want to go to the daughter country! Hey, the daughter country! The daughter country deep in the mountains!
If you say go, let’s go, you go and I go, all of them go! Hehe, all of them go! Don’t run over the mountains and ridges!
There are a lot of cars to go to the women’s country, but why am I short of the road? I’m so handsome but I don’t have a car! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!”
"Hahaha..." The tourists were already laughing.
"...Old driver on the 18th bend, I have my Yunzhou driver's license in my hand. Follow me to heaven and earth! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
"Hahaha……"
The tourists have been completely pierced by the magic sound. They are leaning forward and backward: "Please! Handsome and humorous little white dragon! Stop! I really can't live anymore laughing!"
"I can't look directly at the old driver or the hero song!"
"Be humble, be humble, and you can go to heaven and earth even if you don't know how to drive!"
Master Feng also burst into laughter.
He Huan smiled and looked at the tourists who had been driven crazy by him. He waited until they had calmed down before continuing: "The Eighteen Bends of Lining we took today is already a new road..."
"Sing it! Use it!"
He Huan looked at them, "Should we sing as a hero or as an old driver?"
Everyone started laughing again.
He Huan took a sip of water before continuing: "Li-Ning Highway is a second-class highway that was opened to traffic in the past two years. It is a national highway. It takes three hours to get to Lugu Lake. It turns out to be a provincial highway and it takes six hours to walk.
We descended from the mountain and spiraled down, with an altitude difference of one thousand meters. But it didn't matter, we spiraled upward again, reaching an altitude of about 600 meters."
Everyone covered their faces.
"So it is no exaggeration to say that it goes to the sky and to the earth. Only experienced drivers can control it. This section of the road is quite exciting. Please don't play with your mobile phone."
The tourists put away their mobile phones with smiles.
"If you want to vomit, there is a bag in the backpack of the seat in front of you." He Huan said, "But everyone should try their best to overcome it. If one person vomits in the car, everyone in the car will vomit."
"How to overcome it?" asked a male tourist.
He Huan looked at the girl next to him, "Look at your girlfriend, do you dare to vomit?"
"Hahaha……"
He Huan comforted him again: "The national highway is now relatively smooth, and the driver will drive very steadily. Everyone should take a look at the scenery outside. The scenery along the way is pleasant. Just don't look at your mobile phone."
"Yeah." Everyone looked out the window obediently.
Everyone was excited when they saw the sign for Eighteen Bends.
After a while, the car stopped. Tour buses would stop at the viewing platform, allowing tourists to view the Eighteen Bends of Lining and overlook the Jinsha River.
He Huan stood up and said, "I got off the car to take pictures. I got off the car to pee!"
"Hahaha..." The tourists picked up their mobile phones and stood up, ready to get off the car and watch the 18th bend of Lining.
Master Feng said: "We haven't arrived yet, but we are blocked in front."
"Ah!" He Huan turned around and looked ahead. They were at a corner and couldn't see what was going on ahead.
He Huan stood up and said, "Open the car door. I'll go down and take a look."
Long Teng suddenly pulled his arm sleeve, He Huan turned around and smiled, "It's okay."