The driver opened the door, He Huan got out and rounded the curve, there was a long queue in front of him.
I asked the driver in front of me and he said that there was a rockfall blocking the road ahead, and I was waiting for someone to clean it up. I didn't know how long it would take.
There was no traffic jam last time when I took a tour during the Golden Week, but this time there was actually a traffic jam. He Huan walked to the side to look, but couldn't see clearly.
Walking back, there was also a car lined up behind them.
He Huan got on the bus, and the tourists all looked at him.
He Huan smiled and said, "It rained yesterday, and the road was blocked by falling rocks. I'm waiting for the highway department to clean it up."
"How long do we have to wait?" the woman asked impatiently.
"Don't know yet."
"Instead of going up to the snow-capped mountains in the morning, wouldn't it be possible to go directly to Lugu Lake to avoid falling rocks?"
"You have the foresight to know that rocks will fall at this time, why didn't you warn me earlier?"
The woman shut up. But she didn't know how long she would have to wait, and the tourists looked at each other in confusion.
If you are near the viewing platform, you can get off the car and take a break to enjoy the scenery.
It's easy to slump on the sofa or spend a few hours in the office, but being stuck in traffic makes it difficult for everyone.
"The Red Army is not afraid of difficult expeditions. Thousands of rivers and mountains are just waiting for leisure. The five ridges are meandering and the waves are rolling, and the clouds are majestic. The golden sand and water are warm against the clouds and cliffs, and the iron cables across the Dadu Bridge are cold. They are even more happy with the thousands of miles of snow in the Minshan Mountains. The three armies are all happy after passing." He
Recite this poem enthusiastically.
Tourists looked at him.
He Huan said: "This is ***'s "Qilu·Long March", and the river below us is the Jinsha River."
Everyone looked out the window and saw a strip of green silk winding between the cliffs and canyons. However, due to the geographical location, they couldn't see clearly.
"We are going on a trip today, not a long march. But I think back then, there were no bridges on the Jinsha River and no roads in Yunling. We had to rely on iron cables to cross the river and climb over the muddy mountains, so that we could live a happy life today.
It’s not that we are fond of remembering the hardships, but compared to the hardships we faced back then, it wasn’t too hard for us to sit in a warm and comfortable car and wait while the highway department went to clean up the fallen rocks and a handsome and humorous tour guide like me told you stories and sang songs.
wrong?"
"Yes!" Just after making them happy, the tourists were still very considerate.
"Everyone will be rewarded for showing their support!" He Huan took out the big bag of snacks under the seat and gave them to them one by one.
The tourists smiled and said: "Thank you, Xiaobailong."
Such a versatile, humorous, gentle and considerate tour guide has such a charming personality that everyone understands him even if he is stuck in traffic. Except for that woman.
He didn't accept the snacks and looked at He Huan, "You've made a lot of money! You still have money to buy snacks for everyone! Can you feel at ease after buying these snacks?"
"Why don't I feel at ease?" He Huan said, "I use my services to make money and earn the money I should earn. It's reasonable not to buy things for tourists. Buying them is my intention.
Not only do you want you to be grateful, but you still laugh at me when I give you something, and you also dislike the things I buy. No wonder you can accept that weird school rule! Because what they did to your children is exactly the same as what you are doing to me now!
But I’m not a student of that shabby school! I’m not someone you can insult just because you have a lot of money! It doesn’t matter how much money you have! I beg you not to use your money to repay the Little White Dragon Group in the future!”
"Yes!" A tourist couldn't help but say, "Xiao Bailong, you need to investigate clearly when you take a tour in the future!"
"We don't want to be in a group with Qi Pa! It would affect our mood too much!"
"It has lowered the level of the Little White Dragon Group!"
“To sign up for a tour group, you need not only a good tour guide, but also good group members! Weird group members really affect your mood!”
The woman bit her mouth and shouted.
He Huan handed it to Yuan Yuan again, and Yuan Yuan, who kept his head down, quickly took it and said with a blushing face: "Thank you, brother Xiao Bailong."
In the past, he was always kidnapped by his mother with love and money, and he felt that he had failed his mother's expectations. Although Xiao Bailong just said parasites was a harsh word, it did alleviate his guilt towards his mother and doubts about himself.
After handing out snacks, He Huan walked to the front again.
Everyone ate snacks and listened to He Huan's talk about the Red Army's rush to cross the Jinsha River. It was like sitting in a movie theater. It was thrilling.
He Huan looked at the time and unknowingly let everyone listen to a patriotic movie for an hour.
There was no movement ahead, so I felt a little anxious, but still smiled and said: "It is precisely because our revolutionary ancestors have gone through the most difficult road, and precisely because our country has a vast territory, that our country's transportation construction level is improving with each passing day, leading the world. Infrastructure maniac,
Only then can we build these eighteen devilish bends in the cliffs and deep valleys!"
Everyone's blood boiled and tears filled their eyes.
"Little Bailong, I want to go to the toilet." A tourist said, "I can't hold it in any longer."
The other tourists laughed and nodded.
He Huan looked at the cliff on the right, the cliff on the left, and the cars in front and behind. This is not something that everyone can hold back when he tells a story!
He walked to the driver's seat and asked Master Feng: "Is there anywhere near here that can help?"
He has never encountered such a situation! In the past, the journey was smooth, and the driver would stop at the service station after a while to let everyone go to the toilet. Moreover, the longest driving time in the past was only two hours.
It was his first time walking on the Lining Highway, and he didn’t know the situation.
"Men on the left and women on the right." Master Feng said with a smile.
"What kind of man is left and woman is right?"
"Everyone gets off the bus and solves the problem on both sides of the bus, with men on the left and women on the right."
The tourists also heard it and made a big fuss.
Men don't care, just pull the zipper and it's easy to solve. Women are in trouble.
A female tourist was worried and confused: "Isn't there a toilet here? Don't worry about how much one dollar costs, let's go there!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" A group of female tourists had already gotten up and were going to find the restroom with their company.
Master Feng said: "I have run on this road many times, and you have to go down a few turns to go to the toilet here! You may not be able to reach it in half an hour!"
"Ah! What should we do?"
To be honest, He Huan couldn't let tourists walk on this winding mountain road with cliffs for half an hour.
"Do you know? In Yunzhou, it is convenient to sing songs in the wild. Singing songs while peeing means that there is someone here, and passers-by will avoid it. So singing folk songs in Yunzhou is either to express love, or it may be for convenience."
The tourists smiled bitterly.
"Little Bailong, please stop teasing me, I really...can't hold it in any longer!"
He Huan said: "Give me your umbrella!"
Everyone didn't know what he was going to do, but they all gave him their umbrellas. Because we were taking a bus today, some tourists put their umbrellas in their suitcases.
But the umbrellas collected are enough.
He Huan took the umbrella and got out of the car, went to the inside of the bend and spread it along the drainage ditch, forming a circle.
"Go ahead and sing a song." He Huan came up and said.
The female tourist didn't care anymore, got up and rushed out of the car. He Huan looked at her boyfriend, pulled out a big umbrella from the side of the driver's seat and handed it to him, "Here you go! Stand guard for her as handsome as a man on the beach.
!”
"Hahaha……"
He Huan closed the curtains of the car window on the inside, and the tourists near the windows closed their curtains one after another.
"Ah! It feels so good!" The female tourist got on the bus, her face full of relief.
Other female tourists also stood up one after another, and the boy who finished his post handed the big umbrella to another boy.
"Whoever is more anxious is in front!" said the boy who took the umbrella.
His girlfriend also nodded.
Everyone was being more modest now, and He Huan was very pleased.
Some boys are also in a hurry and go outside the car to do so.
Everyone closed the curtains on both sides of the car.
It was also easier for the girls to line up and get on the bus with relaxed expressions on their faces.
He Huan looked at Long Teng and said, "I'll go with you."
Long Teng blushed and left his seat.
He Huan took the big umbrella, waited for her to get inside the circle of umbrellas, and then put it on top to cover it in all directions.
There was no movement for a long time. It was really a embarrassment for Miss Long! I guess I have never encountered such a situation.
"Don't be embarrassed, I will sing to you: hula la la la..."
"Can you stop?" A muffled voice came from the umbrella.
After a while, he said again: "You... you should just sing."
"Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd..." He Huan hummed softly.
After a while, Long Teng came out with a red face.
Seeing Miss Long coming out, several tourists who had borrowed umbrellas suddenly got out of the car and swarmed away their umbrellas. He Huan was shocked.
After getting on the bus, the woman in the back seat had a livid face and said, "I...I need to go to the toilet."
"Oh." He Huan looked at the tourists who had taken away their umbrellas, "You can borrow them from them and cover them up."
The female tourists ignored her. He Huan looked at them and suppressed their laughter. They had just plotted this idea while queuing up to go to the toilet!
Originally, everyone helped each other to build such a convenient place temporarily, but now everyone doesn't want to make it convenient for her.
The woman's face turned green and tinged with redness, as if she was about to pee her pants.
Yuanyuan ran over, "Brother Xiao Bailong! Please lend me that big umbrella!"
He Huan handed it to him.
Yuanyuan turned around and shouted: "Mom, come quickly!"
The woman quickly ran out of the car, and Yuan Yuan opened an umbrella and stood next to her. Although the cover was not tight, it could only be done like this.
After putting the water up, the woman blushed and shouted to He Huan: "I want to complain to you!"
"Mom!" Yuan Yuan pulled her, "Brother Xiao Bailong lent you an umbrella. In fact, he doesn't have to borrow it."
Everyone looked at this child, and if she had a child who was even remotely sensible, everyone would not embarrass her.
"Shouldn't he be borrowing an umbrella?" The woman pointed at He Huan's nose and gritted her teeth, "Shouldn't he serve the tourists well when they are blocked on the road?"
"I didn't block the tourists on the road." He Huan said, "The falling rocks were caused by natural causes. I didn't pile the rocks on the road."
"Then go and move it!" the woman said angrily, "A falling rock is blocking the road, so you just talk nonsense and sing songs to make people laugh? As a tour guide, shouldn't you move the falling rock away?"
Everyone was shocked!
"A bad tour guide really thinks of himself as a celebrity? You are just a service provider! Kneel down and apologize to me! Then go and move the rocks away! Otherwise I will file a complaint against you!"
"It is your right to complain."
The woman looked at him fiercely, picked up her mobile phone and called the travel agency: "I want to complain to Xiao Bailong! I want to change the tour guide!"
He Huan also picked up his mobile phone and called the tourism bureau: "I want to report a tourist who insulted the tour guide and interfered with the tour guide's work."