There are five people in one car, which is a bit crowded, but we can still fit in it.
Back at Chujia'ao, Du Xiaoyu accompanied Chu Chu in the house. Chu Chu's parents were preparing dinner, while Cheng Yu was in the main room taking photos of the inspection reports in a serious manner, pretending to send them to the United States.
Seeing that it was past six o'clock, Cheng Yu saw that dinner was not ready yet, so he excused himself to go out to make a phone call and walked alone on the country road.
Finding a secluded place, Cheng Yu sat down on the ridge of the roadside. At this moment, he was able to calm down and was no longer as angry as he was in the hospital when he just got his test report.
He called out in his mind: "System, you should give me an explanation."
The Shenxi system obviously knew that Cheng Yu was here to investigate, so it didn't show any pretense and asked him to use the dialogue function, and spoke honestly.
"Host, what's the matter with you?"
"Stop pretending to be confused with me. There is no tumor in my brain now. Your so-called rewards for special tasks are just empty words. If I succeed, I will get no reward, but if I fail, I will lose all my points?"
Even if he knew that Cheng Yu was looking for him because of this matter, the system would still be a little embarrassed, and it was difficult for it to feel embarrassed even during a certain procedure.
"Ahem, the host discovered it!"
Cheng Yu was so angry. What did you mean by your frivolous tone? You discovered it when you discovered it, and you discovered it. Why, does the system have a cute function?
"Should we have a good talk? There is no reward, but the punishment is so severe. Doesn't this conform to your underlying logic?" Cheng Yu didn't bother to talk nonsense to the system, and simply pointed out the crux of the problem.
The system was silent for a moment, but it was obviously not calculating, but choosing words carefully.
In the end, the system probably couldn't figure out what kind of rhetoric was better, so it had to face it head-on: "What do you want, host?"
Cheng Yu was really angry. Even though he had tried his best to suppress his anger, he was still irritated by the system's shameless words. "What do I want to do? What do you want to do now? What's wrong? I think my points are increasing too quickly.
You think it's a bug that you set up the gun skill to bring points for killing people? So now you want to solve the problem in one package? You want to say that the punishment after the mission fails is to cancel the point reward for killing the deserving person with the gun skill.
That's fine, but you actually want to take back all my points and let me start from scratch. Doesn't that make sense? I admit that you can get points by using gun skills to kill people. This is indeed a shortcut to get points. This shortcut has
It's a big disadvantage, but it can be done without prohibition by law. This is a principle that any intelligent creature must abide by, right? Otherwise, what I said does not count and what I promised can be reneged on, so I might as well just be honest.
Just wait for you to wipe me out. In the future, no host will have the chance to achieve what you want to achieve.
result."
The system babbled for a long time, and finally just asked: "Host, what do you want?" "It's not what I want now, but what do you want? Today you can use this method to take back all my points, and in the future you will be able to recover all my points."
You can give me a special task at any time, then I don’t need to earn points
What's the point? Anyway, if you turn your hands to make clouds and turn your hands to make rain, I'm just a piece of meat for you to slaughter."
"Host, please don't say that. The host has been the most outstanding person for thousands of years. The host's light simply shines on the earth..." Cheng Yu shook his head, sighed, and interrupted the system: "Can you not be so shameless?
After all, you’re just a program, you know, right? No matter how you simulate human emotions, you’re just a program. If you’re so obviously flirting with me here, do you think I’m a fool? You don’t want others to be able to tell that you’re just flattering me.
That's flattery. You do it so nakedly and blatantly, just telling others that this is flattery, and then you are stunned.
Pai, you know how easy it is for Ma Yi to kick you, right?"
The system visibly froze for a moment. This was probably something that could not be calculated in its program. It asked humbly: "Then what does it mean to be a real flatterer?"
"First of all, you have to figure out who you are flattering. This kind of flattery is all about the subordinates flattering the superiors, the wrongdoer flattering the right person, the debtor flattering the debtor, the son flattering me, the grandson flattering grandpa..."
"Okay, okay, the host shouldn't take advantage of the system." Cheng Yu chuckled and continued: "Let's take the superior as an example. A young man has just entered a unit and knows that someone is their big leader.
, but you can’t chase them into their offices, fight in front of them, and fight with all your might.
It's useless to praise others. It will only make the leader think that this young man can do nothing but flatter others. Even a leader who likes his subordinates to flatter him will not like such a stupid guy. You have to
Calculate the time and observe carefully to see when the leader goes to the cafeteria to eat and where he usually likes to sit. Then, go to the cafeteria three to five minutes in advance to eat, sit in front of him, with your back to him, and pretend
I didn't know that he was here too. Then, I chatted with my colleague Hu Chuihai who was having dinner with me. He talked about everything the leader wanted to hear, and even mixed in some compliments without mentioning his name. It was like showing that he knew what the leader had just done.
What is the matter? Instead of praising the leader, just talk about how well the matter was done and how it was done with twice the result with half the effort. In short, praise in a roundabout way, but pretend not to know that these things have nothing to do with
It was related to the leader behind him. After a long time, the leader collapsed and thought to himself, who is this guy? All he said was what I wanted to hear. Finally one day I couldn't help it any more, walked up to the young man, and patted him.
Shoulder, he still has to pretend to be suddenly shocked and say, Oh, leader, are you here too? Then the leader will definitely have to introduce this young man as a confidant.
, and from then on I went further and further on the road to promotion. Of course, these are all my flattery tactics for high-ranking people, and you may not be able to learn them even in a single program."
The system immediately said in a flattering tone: "The host is right!"
Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said: "Look, you are still stunned... Hey, why should I tell you this? Why don't you tell me what this special mission is about?" "The special mission is really about itself.
It already exists, and the system cannot be created out of nothing. These are all things that have been written into the program a long time ago. Unlike daily tasks and additional tasks, special tasks need to meet two conditions at the same time.
It will be triggered, so the host has never triggered it before. This is the first time." "Have I asked you how the special task was triggered? Now the rewards and punishments for this task are unfair. In fact, there is no reward at all. I
There are no more tumors, so why are you still treating me? But the punishment is obviously aimed at me.
I don’t believe that any of your previous hosts have ever encountered such a dirty thing whose points will be cleared immediately if the mission fails.”
The system was stunned for a long time, and I couldn't say a complete sentence. This piece of shit really looked more and more like a human being.
"Uh...that's why the system repeatedly asked the host what do you want. If the host has any demands, you can put them forward and let's discuss them."
"We need to negotiate, right? Damn, do you believe that I used the negotiation card on you? I don't have any sincerity at all."
The system coughed twice and said: "The system does not recommend that the host does this. After all, the negotiation card only affects carbon-based organisms. Programs like the system are not affected by the negotiation card at all."
Cheng Yu almost wanted to spit out his blood, thinking, do I really want to use the negotiation card? I am just complaining to you, okay? After thinking about it, the system probably operates in this mode, and it is not responsible for raising questions.
, nor is it responsible for proactively solving problems. The host must ask questions, and then the system will make calculations. It looks quite like a dispute between humans.
Bargaining, but in fact, this is just the operating mode of the system to build the bottom line through calculation little by little. "Cancel this special mission! Damn it, I came to save someone, no matter what, it can be regarded as better than building a seven-level pagoda, okay? Are you here?
Give me a mission for this kind of thing, and it’s a mission with such deformed rewards and punishments.
, aren’t you eating human blood steamed buns?”
"What does human blood steamed buns mean?" God System was puzzled.
"Hey, don't always pay attention to those minutiae, okay? Now is the time to care about human blood steamed buns? I want you to cancel the special mission."
The system's voice became extremely loud and harsh: "Host, please do not make unreasonable requests. Once a task is released, there is absolutely no option to withdraw it."
"Then modify the mission content. Why does the host have to heal it himself? As long as it is to save people, who can save them? I just do good deeds without leaving my name, and I don't write them in my diary."
"What's the point of this?" The system is really easy to learn, so if you don't understand, just ask.
Cheng Yu said angrily: "It has nothing to do with you whether I'm being outrageous or not. Please modify the task content for me."
"Host, I told you not to make unreasonable demands." Cheng Yu cursed angrily: "Did I make unreasonable demands for your uncle? What the hell, it's obviously you who issued the unreasonable mission, right? We can't let anyone do it.
If a person discovers an abnormality, I must finish it with my own hands
This surgery requires at least two hours to complete. Do you really think I am a god who can keep everyone around a person away for more than two hours?"
"This is the key point of the special mission. If it is not extremely difficult, how can it be set so that two conditions must be met at the same time to be triggered?" "You don't want to lose face at all, you just plan to do it recklessly, right? You are particularly capable.
The difficulty doesn't matter, then you must have appropriate rewards, right? I am as healthy as a calf now, my body is as light as a swallow, my steps are as fast as flying, and my brain is as strong as a flying calf.
The inside is so clean that it can be used as a sample for medical students. You told me that the mission reward is to cure the disease in my brain? I think the disease is only in your brain!"
The system sighed quietly again, and Cheng Yu was stunned. He once again had a very familiar feeling, as if he had heard this sigh before, more than once.
"Host, you can't speak directly. If you want to change the mission rewards and punishments, just say so. Why do you have to go round and round by canceling the mission and then modifying the mission content? Are all you humans so stubborn?"
Cheng Yu was very angry at this shameless system. He said: "Hey, you are really a Zhu Bajie. You actually learned how to beat it up. You said you wanted to discuss it yourself. Of course I will start from the source."
"Okay, okay, the host is indeed a top student who graduated from the University of Southern California. What you said makes sense. Now please make your appeal."
"First of all, you have to cancel the mission punishment, or change the punishment. Your punishment is obviously directed at me. It's too obvious."
The system voice said very dryly: "Is it so obvious?"
"It was almost like a slap in my face. He named me by name and said that this mission punishment was specially set for you, Cheng Yu. Do you think this is obvious enough?" "Then what does the host want the mission punishment to be?"