Chapter 223 Nick Fury: Why don't you, I'll curse Thanos to death!
"If this is the case, Tony and Stephen can rule it out. They are both from aliens, but there is no girl for them to call." James Rhodes said.
"Am I going to call girls on earth?" Stephen Strange spread his hands, "That's not what the question means. Who would do such a thing unless there is something wrong with their brains?"
"I think the answer should be me." Nick Fury said.
"You?" Scott Long asked, "Which girl did you call?"
"Carol Danvers." Nick Fury said, "Carol is my trump card and my last trump card. There is really no other way until I'm at the end of my rope and I won't call her. But if Thanos fights
With a snap of his fingers, all the superheroes were reduced to ashes, half of the earth's population was reduced to ashes, and even myself was reduced to ashes. At that time, I didn't know that I could bring people back again, so in my eyes, there was no way out.
When the time comes, I will definitely call Carol back to help!”
"So this is what it means to call me a girl?" Thor suddenly felt uninterested.
"I choose B!" Nick Fury made his choice.
[Correct answer! Reward distributed!]
I saw the word "Majafak" suddenly appearing densely in the air, shining with colorful lights, and then all these "Majafak" flew into Nick Fury's mouth and disappeared.
"Holy shit! This time it's really Mommy Fuck, I can't even deny it!" Everyone was shocked when they saw the whole sky full of Fuck flying into Nick Fury's mouth.
"Congratulations to Mummy Farker for your great achievement! He will rule the world for generations to come!" Suddenly, Tony Stark clapped his hands.
"Congratulations to Maja Fake Xia for your great achievement! He will rule the world for generations to come!"
"Congratulations to Maja Fake Xia for your great achievement! He will rule the world for generations to come!"
"Congratulations to Maja Fake Xia for your great achievement! He will rule the world for generations to come!"
All the heroes quickly read again.
"Damn it..." Nick Fury almost took action on the spot.
"Fuck! Shut up!" Tony Stark was startled and quickly covered Nick Fury's mouth, "What are you doing? You want to kill someone!"
"I'm sorry, I'm used to it. I want to come as soon as I open my mouth." Nick Fury said.
"So, sir, you can do all these things, curse the living, curse the dead, curse the setting of the sun, curse the explosion of nuclear bombs?" Phil Coulson said.
"It is easiest to curse a living person to death. It is very difficult to curse a dead person to life. The probability is equal to winning the first prize in a lottery. As for cursing the sun to set, the probability is negligible only when the sun sets..."
"I just want to know what are the chances of killing Thanos?" Peter Quill asked.
"It's roughly equivalent to winning the jackpot every day, 365 days a year, and being struck by lightning every time I wanted to claim the prize, and the arc of lightning in the sky for those 365 days was written in a book, "That Night My Sister-in-Law Walked into My Room."
Catalog." Nick Fury said.
"It's not 0 after all, which can be considered good news." Steve Rogers said.
The heroes chattered for a while, and then the space started playing the video again.
The scene is very impactful at the beginning. Thor is seen holding Thanos' head in one hand and driving the Storm Ax into Thanos' chest with the other hand.
Thor drove his ax into Thanos' chest!
"You should, you should..." But after Thanos screamed twice, he said, "You should come for my head."
As soon as this was said, everyone in the answering space felt bad.
Snapped!
Sure enough, after Thanos said this, he snapped his fingers, and then a space door appeared behind him. He disappeared directly from this space door, and the battle ax nailed to his chest fell to the ground with a thud.
Thor also knew that something terrible might have happened. He looked at the Storm Ax on the ground and didn't know what to do for a moment.
"Where are the others?" Steve Rogers, who looked unkempt with a beard, came over and asked.
Thor was still dumbfounded and didn't answer, as if he hadn't heard Steve Rogers' words.
"Thor?" Steve Rogers asked again, "Where are the others?"
"Steve?" Before Thor could answer, Bucky Barnes came over. Steve Rogers turned around and saw Bucky Barnes' body turning into ashes bit by bit.
, the submachine gun in his hand fell to the ground with a thud.
Steve Rogers walked over in disbelief and looked at the ashes on the ground. He couldn't believe his eyes. Did his friend who had been with him since World War II just disappear?
Bucky Barnes was just the beginning. The warriors of Wakanda, the sidekicks who did not even deserve their names as they fought desperately against the Thanos Legion, were turned into ashes one by one.
"General, get up! You can't die in a place like this!" T'Challa reached out to pull Okoye who was lying on the ground, but as soon as he grabbed Okoye's arm, he suddenly turned into ashes.
"Your Majesty the King!" Okoye looked at the scene in front of him in shock, and was speechless for a long time.
"I am Groot." Beside a fallen tree, Groot said his last line, which also turned into ashes.
"No, no, no, no, Groot!" Rocket Raccoon looked very anxious, but there was nothing he could do. He could only watch Groot disappear little by little before his eyes.
Wanda Maximoff knelt beside Vision's body, feeling very peaceful as it turned into ashes.
Sam Wilson was lying on the ground. Before he could understand anything, his body began to turn to dust.
"Sam!" James Rhodes shouted Sam Wilson's name and came over. The distance was obviously very close, but he could no longer see Sam Wilson.
All the heroes in Wakanda were turned into ashes, and the heroes in Thanos' lair were in the same situation.
"Something is wrong." Mantis suddenly felt that something terrible was happening.
After saying that, the mantis turned into ashes.
"Quill?" Behind Mantis was Drax the Destroyer. He looked at his own body that had turned to ashes, and looked helplessly at Peter Quill.
"Calm down, Quill." Tony Stark said to Peter Quill.
"Oh my God." These were the last words left by Peter Quill, and then he followed Drax's footsteps and turned into ashes.
"Tony, we have no other choice at all." Stephen Strange looked at Tony Stark and said, and then turned into ashes.
"Mr. Stark?" Before Tony Stark could recover from the incident of Stephen Strange turning into ashes, he heard the little spider calling him.
"I don't feel good." Peter Parker's voice sounded a little panicked.
"You're okay," Tony Stark said.
"I don't know what's wrong, I feel so uncomfortable." Peter Parker stumbled into Tony Stark's arms.
"I don't want to die, Mr. Stark, please." Ashes began to fly on Peter Parker's arms, "I don't want to die, I really don't want to die."
"I'm sorry." Peter Parker finally apologized to Tony Stark, and then his whole body turned into ashes and disappeared into Tony Stark's arms.
"He did it." Nebula stood there expressionlessly.
The Guardians of the Galaxy and the Avengers joined forces to fight Thanos, and in the end, only Nebula and Tony Stark were left on this desolate planet.
At this moment, Tony Stark still didn't know that it was not just the people in front of him who were reduced to ashes, but that such terrible things were happening all over the country.
Nick Fury and Maria Hill were driving to nowhere.
"You haven't contacted Stark yet?" Nick Fury asked.
"Not yet. I checked all the satellites I can contact, but there is no news." Maria Hill said.
"What is that?" Nick Fury then asked.
"Material from Wakanda," Maria Hill said.
"The same energy signature as New York?" Nick Fury asked.
"10 times bigger," Maria Hill said.
"Call Hawkeye, the meeting place is..." Before Nick Fury could finish his words, a car in front of him suddenly made a strange U-turn and crashed on the side of the road.
boom!
The car door opened, Nick Fury and Maria Hill got out of the car, and Maria Hill stepped forward to check.
"Are they okay?" Nick Fury asked standing there.
"There's no one in the car." Maria Hill didn't see anyone in the car, not even the driver's seat.
boom!
Just when Nick Fury and Maria Hill felt something was wrong, but didn't know what was happening, a helicopter suddenly circled overhead and hit a nearby building.
"Call the control center." Nick Fury said immediately while looking at the blazing fire on the building.
"Nick!" Maria Hill's voice came from behind. Nick Fury quickly turned around, and when he turned around, he saw Maria Hill's body being reduced to ashes bit by bit.
At this moment, Nick Fury finally knew why the car in front hit the roadside and the helicopter in the sky hit the tall building. It must be that the driver and pilot were reduced to ashes like Maria Hill in front of him.
I casually saw three cases of people turning to ashes on the street. I am afraid that this situation is extremely common and happens everywhere!
I'm afraid, this is a global disaster!
This is simply not a problem that you can solve on your own!
What a hot woman, I must call her back!
Nick Fury immediately turned around, pushed a man on the side of the road aside, and went to his car to get a communicator.
"Oh, no." As soon as he got the communicator, Nick Fury saw that his palms had turned into ashes.
"Mom..." Nick Fury did not spit out the last fragrance, and his whole body was reduced to ashes.
As a Mummy Fuck hero, he couldn't even say a complete Mummy Fuck before he died. The way Nick Fury died was too tragic.
Bang!
The communicator fell to the ground, but the red light on it kept flashing, and the message was sent successfully!
Once the space goes dark, the video ends.
"The last words before you die are Fuck." After the video ended, Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "Fury, you really deserve to be Fuck."
"Tony, I advise you not to say that word in front of me in the future." Nick Fury's eyes flashed, "What if you arouse my addiction again and make me accidentally say that word and inadvertently put my
If you were scolded to death, then it would be unjust for you to die."
Tony Stark: "..."
Damn it seems to make a lot of sense!
Never say this word in front of Nick Fury again!
"Although I did not participate in Thanos's matter, I really doubt that there is really no other choice?" Pietro Maximov said at this time, "Thanos already has two different endings in the parallel world.
One is to be killed by Ultron, the other is to be persuaded by Star-Lord, the Thanos of our world, is there really no other way?"
"We don't have it in the video, but maybe we do." Tony Stark said, "We have room to answer questions, know the future in advance, and everyone's strength has also improved. We definitely have other choices."
[The third question begins, please be prepared.]
[May I ask who made the plan for the Guardians of the Galaxy to escape from Krillin Prison? 】
[A Star-Lord Peter Quill]
【B Gamora】
【C Rocket Raccoon】
[D Drax the Destroyer]
[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded with a "thought bomb". You can place bombs with your thoughts and detonate them with your thoughts. If you answer this question incorrectly, one year of your life will be deducted. 】
"I think Drax can rule it out first," Stephen Strange said. "Judging from the performance in the previous video, I don't think he can turn his head at all. He can't do such complicated things as making plans.
.”
"Of course it won't be him." Peter Quill said, "There is no doubt about this question. It must be me. I am both wise and brave, and I have the courage and strategy to make a plan to lead everyone to escape from the strict prison. This sounds exactly like
It's what I did."
"I won't deny that you are brave, but forget about this 'conspiracy'." Tony Stark shook his head when he heard this, "When everyone was about to take off Thanos' gloves, I don't know who was going crazy.
Hammer him. Even if he had a little bit of conspiracy in his mind, he wouldn't do that kind of thing."
"Hey!" Peter Quill was a little unhappy when he heard this, "The situation was different at that time, that's because..."
"Because you're worried about your son." Tony Stark said, "I understand. But I still can't forgive that level of stupidity."
"I would rather choose Gamora than Quill," Clint Barton said. "She looks calmer than Quill."
"I'd rather pick a raccoon," Natasha Romanoff said.
"Really?" Peter Quill looked very hurt, "Is even a raccoon better than me? No one chooses me?"
"It seems so," Thor said.
"No, someone still chose me." Peter Quill said, "That's me! I choose A, Peter Quill!"
[Answer is wrong! One year will be deducted!]
The slap in the face made it sound like a slap.
Soon, the video started playing.
At the beginning of the scene, Peter Quill and Gamora were walking one behind the other.
"Listen, I don't care at all whether you live or die." Peter Quill said as he followed Gamora.
"Then why didn't you let him kill me?" Gamora turned and looked at Peter Quill.
"It's simple, because you know who to sell the ball to," said Peter Quill.
"Why are we talking about selling balls when we are stuck here?" Gamora said.
"Our good friend Rocket has crossed 22 prisons." Peter Quill looked at Rocket Raccoon on the side.
"Oh, we are going to escape." Rocket Raccoon hugged his arms and looked up at Peter Quill and said, "But as soon as we get out, I will hand you over to Yondu in exchange for my bounty."
"How much is your buyer willing to pay for this ball?" Peter Quill ignored Rocket Raccoon's words.
"4 billion bounty." Gamora said calmly.
"What?" Rocket Raccoon was shocked when he heard this, "Hour Raixie!"
"This ball is my only chance to escape from the clutches of Thanos and Ronan." Gamora thought for a while and agreed to the escape plan, "If we can get out, I will take you to meet the buyer, and the bounty will be divided equally between the three of us.
.”
"I am Groot." Groot suddenly spoke.
"He said four people." Rocket Raccoon complained on the side. "He pretends to be asleep when there is danger, and gets angry when it comes to money. He is really stubborn."
"If you want to get out of here, you have to enter the guard tower first." Now that they decided to have a happy escape together, Rocket Raccoon began to make a plan to escape.
"If I want to enter the tower, I need some props. I need one of those safety bracelets worn by the guards to control entry and exit."
"Leave it to me." Gamora said.
"That guy over there, I need his prosthetic leg." Rocket Raccoon stared at a guy with a prosthetic leg again.
"His prosthetic limbs?" Peter Quill was a little unsure. Do you need this thing to escape from prison?
"I really don't need him for anything else," Rocket Raccoon said.
"No problem." Peter Quill agreed.
"At the end, behind that wall, there was a black passage with yellow lights flashing." Rocket Raccoon said again, "Did you see it?"
"I saw it." Peter Quill sat at the dining table, put down the plate, turned his head, and saw a dark wall.
"There is an X10 energy battery behind it, a purple box with a green wire." Rocket Raccoon said, "To enter the security room, I need that."
"How can I get these things?" Gamora asked.
"Let those bald men see your sexy look, then it will be easier to do business." Rocket Raccoon said.
It makes sense. Gamora has a really good figure and deserves the title of sexy.
"Are you kidding me?" Gamora said.
"I actually heard them complimenting you on your great figure," Rocket Raccoon said.
"The wall is 20 feet high, and it's the most heavily guarded part of the prison." Peter Quill pointed out the difficulty of doing so. "It's absolutely impossible to climb up there without being seen."
"My plan is impeccable, we must get the energy battery." Rocket Raccoon shouted, "Get it done! Stop talking nonsense!"
"Let's get down to business." After yelling at Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon continued, "The most critical part is that once the battery is removed, the emergency state will be activated immediately. As soon as we get the battery, we will act immediately, so we must
Wait for the last step before getting the battery."
When Rocket Raccoon, Peter Quill, and Gamora were discussing here, they didn't notice at all that Groot, the tree man, had walked to the wall, reached out and pulled off the battery.
At this time, Rocket Raccoon had just finished saying that the battery must be taken last.
Didi didi!
A piercing alarm sounded immediately, and Rocket Raccoon and others turned around and saw Groot holding a battery in his hand.
"Get the battery first, let's take it one step at a time!" As the saying goes, plans can't keep up with changes, Rocket Raccoon never expected that this would happen.
"I'll get the bracelet."
"I'll fix the prosthetic leg."
Gamora and Peter Quill immediately left separately and prepared as planned.
"Prisoner, put down your equipment immediately!" The loudspeaker sounded, and armed drones came out one after another, surrounding Groot. "Go back to your cell, or we will open fire!"
"I, am, Groot!" Groot yelled.
"Fire!" The prison opened fire without hesitation. Although he didn't understand what Groot was talking about, his attitude was clearly not cooperative.
Da da da da!
The drone started firing violently at Groot.
Groot was also quite fierce and not afraid of bullets at all. He just stood there and was bathed in bullets without even trying to dodge.
boom!
He casually punched it, and a drone was sent flying.
"You idiot, I don't have a guy in my hand!" Rocket Raccoon jumped onto Groot's shoulder with the bullets flying in the air and said, "How can I fight these people?"
Da da da da!
The drones fired continuously around Truett. When he stretched out his arm, a large branch like a bird's nest suddenly grew in front of him, blocking the bullets.
"This guy is under control. Listen to my order and fire!" Several prison guards ran over with guns, but just as they aimed their guns, Drax rushed over, like a tiger rushing into a herd of sheep.
In addition to knocking down those prison guards.
"Naughty little monster!" Then he picked up a gun and threw it to Rocket Raccoon.
"Oh, yeah." Rocket Raccoon was suddenly excited. He held the gun and started shooting violently.
Groot and Rocket Raccoon attracted most of the firepower there, and Gamora also took the opportunity to knock down several prison guards and snatch the bracelet.
"Rocket!" Gamora threw the bracelet to Rocket Raccoon.
"Go to the guard tower!" Rocket Raccoon said to Groot after catching the bracelet.
Groot ran under the guard tower, stretched out his arms, and branches began to grow on the guard tower, and Rocket Raccoon climbed up the branches.
At this time, Peter Quill also took the prosthetic limb over, clamped it under his neck, and started to climb up.
But after only two steps, a drone was aimed at him.
Just when he didn't know what to do, Drax jumped up and grabbed the drone. It was such a big lump of iron that he actually tore it in half with his hands.
Then, Drax also climbed up from the branch.
This time, several people successfully entered the guard tower. After throwing out the only prison guard inside, this place became the territory of the Guardians of the Galaxy.