Chapter 224 Captain America: I'm really not American!
At this time, Gamora realized that Drax had actually followed in, and was shocked on the spot.
"Stop looking at me with sinful eyes!" Drax said viciously.
"Why is this guy here?" Gamora asked.
"We promised him to stay with you until he kills your boss." Peter Quill said, "I am very humane and I will do what I say. What's more, if I don't agree to him, he will kill me."
Boom!
Peter Quill throws his prosthetic leg in front of Rocket Raccoon.
At this time, Rocket Raccoon slowly revealed a shocking truth: "Oh, I was just joking about the prosthetic leg."
"What?" Peter Quill thought he heard wrongly.
"When I think about that scene, I feel super funny." Rocket Raccoon said excitedly, "Then the guy can only jump away now."
"I spent 30,000 yuan to buy it from him!" Peter Quill was so angry that he almost wanted to vomit blood after hearing Rocket Raccoon's words.
"How do we get out of here?" Drax asked.
Da da da da!
Before Rocket Raccoon could answer, a drone flew over and started shooting at the security tower.
"There should be a plan, right!" Peter Quill shouted, "You don't think this is just a joke!"
"I have a plan, I do!" Rocket Raccoon said.
"Without further ado, let us leave this disgusting prison as soon as possible." Drax said.
"Yes, I agree with what this living idiom dictionary says on this point." Peter Quill said.
"My name is not the Living Idiom Dictionary." Drax said.
"It's just a metaphor." Peter Quill looked at Drax with a crazy look.
"They don't know how to use their brains." Rocket Raccoon explained while operating there, "They don't understand metaphors."
"Nothing can get past my head," Drax said. "My reactions are like thunder. You can't escape my grasp."
"Being with the most idiotic idiots in the universe, it's better to just die." Gamora said with emotion.
It has to be said that this complaint also made everyone in the answering space deeply agree, except of course Peter Quill, who always thought he was the smartest.
A large number of prison guards also came, with cannon barrels on their shoulders, aiming at the guard tower.
"Listen to my command! Launch on the 1st!"
boom!
A cannonball hit the guard tower.
"Little raccoon, we are waiting for your plan!" Gamora couldn't help but urge after seeing this.
"Don't worry!" Rocket Raccoon was still operating frantically.
"Launch No. 2!"
boom!
Another shell hit the guard tower, drying out the glass.
"I remembered this animal. When we were young, we often roasted it on the stove and ate it. It was tender and juicy." Drax suddenly said at this time.
This sentence can be said to make everyone in the answering space get a black line. If he said in front of the raccoon that he had eaten roasted raccoon when he was a child, I am afraid that this person's brain is not just as simple as not being able to turn, but there is something wrong with it.
!
Even if this thing is weird, that Rocket Raccoon is not normal at all. He actually has the mood to ask Star-Lord to get a prosthetic leg that he doesn't need at all, just because he thinks the way the other person jumps and walks is funny.
, there is something wrong with this Duoduo brain.
Groot, the tree man, just ripped off the energy battery without any care. Not to mention that he was mentally ill, at least he was not conscious.
And Peter Quill, who could do something like defeating Thanos at such a critical moment, was so stupid that he didn't run away.
After all, in the entire Guardians of the Galaxy, only Gamora seems normal.
What she said just now is so true. She is really hanging out with the most idiotic people in the universe.
"Launch on the 3rd!"
Another shell hit the guard tower.
This time, the damage to the guard tower was even more serious, and all the glass was about to shatter.
"Everyone listen to my command, 3, 2..."
Seeing that a new round of attacks was coming, Rocket Raccoon twisted the two wires together. Suddenly, the cannon barrels on the shoulders of the prison guards floated up.
Not only the cannon barrels, but also the prison guards and other prisoners in the prison were floating in the air!
"He turned off the artificial gravity, and everything else except here is weightless." Gamora knew what happened as soon as she saw this situation.
Rocket Raccoon pulled the operating lever again, and the top of the guard tower separated from the bottom, floating into the air. He clicked on a screen again, and drones flew over one after another, carrying the guard tower.
gone.
"I told you, I have a plan." Rocket Raccoon said while operating.
The guard tower rushed all the way and flew to the door without any hindrance.
But at this place, the guard tower suddenly shook and stopped.
And the iron door that was so close was slammed shut!
"This plan is really perfect." Peter Quill couldn't help but complain.
"Yes, my ship is there! The Milan!" The good news is that after Peter Quill came out of the guard tower, he saw his own spaceship nearby. "That's the orange and blue one, right in that corner.
"
The first thing they did when they came out of the guard tower was to get back their personal belongings that had been taken away by the prison guards.
Others found their belongings early, but Peter Quill discovered that he was missing a very important item: his tape recorder.
"Get the sphere, let's go." Gamora greeted from the side.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Peter Quill said.
"What's wrong?" Gamora asked.
"That bastard didn't come back to me." Peter Quill handed a bag to Gamora, "Take it to the spaceship. I'll be right back."
"What are you going to do?" Gamora asked. She really couldn't understand that there was something so important that she still had to get it at this time.
"Drive the Milan and park it nearby, let's go quickly." Peter Quill's attitude was very determined, and he turned around and ran into the prison.
Peter Quill put on his clothes, took his gun, and easily knocked down several prison guards.
At this time, other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy had already entered the Milan and launched the spacecraft into space.
"How is he going to join us?" Rocket Raccoon asked in the spaceship.
"We haven't gotten to know each other well enough for him to tell me everything!" Gamora said.
"Do whatever you want, I won't wait here for that stupid guy." Rocket Raccoon wanted to leave without waiting for Star-Lord, but before flying, he remembered something and turned to Gamora, "
The ball is in your court, right?"
"That's right." Gamora opened the bag Peter Quill gave him, but there was no ball inside!
There is no other way, so we can only wait.
"If we don't leave, we will be blown to pieces!" Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but said after waiting.
"No! We can't leave without getting the sphere!" Gamora refused without hesitation.
At this moment, a figure flew into space and flew towards the spacecraft.
It's Peter Quill.
"You have great courage, and you are an ally who can live and die together against Ronan." As soon as Peter Quill entered the spaceship, Drax couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"
Peter Quill casually handed a tape recorder to Cedras.
"You are so stupid," Drax said.
Once the space goes dark, the video ends.
"Quoyle, what's the secret of that tape recorder?" Stephen Strange couldn't help but ask, "At that critical moment of jailbreak, would you go back and get it even if you risk it?"
"That's what my mother left me," said Peter Quill.
No need to explain much, just this sentence, everyone understands what is going on.
"The original intention of the Guardians of the Galaxy was not to protect the galaxy at all, it was just to make money by selling the Infinity Stones." Steve Rogers said, "This is something I didn't expect."
"When Quill went to get the recorder, he knew that the raccoon might not wait for them, so he secretly left the Infinity Stones behind. As expected, the raccoon did not 'betray' his trust and really planned to wait for him." Tony Stark
Said, "In the beginning, there was no trust between them at all. They only temporarily worked together to escape based on their interests."
"At that time, none of them had the idea of forming a team." Clint Barton said, "After selling the ball and dividing the money, they went their separate ways. I bet that's what they planned."
"But none of them expected that they would form a team." Natasha Romanov said.
[The third question begins, please be prepared.]
[Excuse me, when Steve Rogers was called "America's butt," who praised the title?]
[A Captain America Steve Rogers]
[BIron Man Tony Stark]
[C Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]
[D Ant-Man Scott Lang]
[Answering this question correctly will reward the avatar "Stone Freedom". Answering this question incorrectly will deduct one year from your lifespan.]
"Wow, America's buttocks?" As soon as the question came out, everyone's eyes fell on Steve Rogers. Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "If the question hadn't come up, I wouldn't have thought about it.
Note, the captain’s butt is indeed very ‘material’.”
"When it comes to 'buttocks', among everyone present, Natasha is probably the only one who can compete with the captain." Stephen Strange said.
"I used to be quite confident about my figure." Natasha Romanov couldn't help but said, "But in front of the captain, I feel that I can't bear the word 'cup'."
"Guys, e on." Steve Rogers spread his hands helplessly, "This is meaningless at all. Please stop making trouble."
"Isn't it interesting? Why do I feel so energetic after reading this topic?" Scott Lang said to Steve Rogers enthusiastically, "Captain, do you want to teach us some secrets? We want to be like you.
,well, attractive.”
"Don't let me know who called me that, or I'll let him know what the anger of a centenarian is." Steve Rogers raised his fist.
"This is definitely not me." Scott Lang said hurriedly.
"There is also this person who appreciates it, and it cannot be let go. It must be repaired." Steve Rogers said, "In a sense, this person is more hateful than the person who proposed this title."
"How do you want to fix it, Steve?" Bucky Barnes asked.
"Do you have any advice, Bucky?" Steve Rogers asked back.
"How about stripping him naked, throwing him on the street, and making him dance?" Bucky Barnes thought for a while and said.
"That's a good idea, Bucky!" When Steve Rogers heard this, the thug couldn't help but patted Bucky Barnes on the shoulder, "I'll do it myself when the time comes, and you can take pictures from behind and post them online.
! Especially the one who appreciates it, take more pictures and take more clear pictures!"
"Steve, I didn't expect that the glorious and majestic Captain America could be so evil." Natasha Romanoff couldn't help but said when she saw the opponent's happy decision.
"It's not that I'm evil, it's really hateful." Steve Rogers said.
"I don't know who it is in the second half of this question, but in the first half, I think I know who it is, no, I think everyone knows it." Clint Barton said.
"Without a doubt, it's Tony." Phil Coulson said, "The one with such a 'powerful' mouth is Tony."
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't you all have that 'surely so' look on your face, okay?" Tony Stark said hurriedly, "This isn't me, it's definitely not me. I'm not in the habit of staring at a man's butt!
"
"Tony, it better not be you." Steve Rogers said.
"It's definitely not me," Tony Stark said.
"If the person who said that is not you, then the one who appreciates it must be you." Steve Rogers said, "Now that I have heard this statement, I don't believe that your mouth can hold back from saying something."
Tony Stark: "..."
Didn’t everything I said about co-authoring be wrong?
"Tony, if it wasn't you, who do you think you are?" Although James Rhodes also felt that it must be Tony Stark, who said he was a good friend? Let's speak honestly.
"First of all, it's definitely not Captain." Tony Stark said, "This is the best option to rule out among the four options."
"What about the second best thing to eliminate?" James Rhodes asked.
"Natasha." Tony Stark said, "A few rough guys are talking about men's butts, and girls shouldn't interrupt."
"Two have been excluded, and you said it's not you..."
"So, the answer is ready to come out!" Tony Stark pointed at Scott Lang, "That person is Scott."
"Tony, please don't slander anyone." Scott Lang quickly denied, "It can't be mine. I have always had doubts about my respect for the captain. You don't know that I can't help but salute when I mention him."
"You mentioned just now that you didn't salute." Peter Quill said, "You lied."
"It should be Scott." Steve Rogers said suddenly.
"No, Captain, you actually doubt me?" Scott Lang looked very hurt.
"Tony must have brought up the buttocks thing," Steve Rogers said. "Since he mentioned it, it would be others who would appreciate it. It's impossible for me to appreciate it myself, and it's impossible for Natasha to do it either."
Special, I am not targeting you, but you are the most suspicious."
"Captain, listen to me!"
"No, I won't listen." Steve Rogers made a choice, "I choose D!"
[Wrong answer! Deduct one year from life span!]
"What about captain, I already told you it's not me anymore!" Scott Lang said, "I told you a long time ago that having a raised butt has nothing to do with me."
"Since it's not you, then Tony?" Steve Rogers looked at Tony Stark, "You praise yourself, you are so boring."
"No, Captain, you are targeting me without any evidence?" Tony Stark looked aggrieved.
"Okay Tony, you're right, I shouldn't have preconceived ideas and thought it was yours." Steve Rogers said.
"Captain, are you too weak-willed to be convinced by me?" Tony Stark couldn't help laughing, "Actually, I think it's me too."
"..." Steve Rogers said speechlessly, "Since you also think it's you, why don't you leave it here with me?"
"I just want to see if you are convinced." Tony Stark said.
"Tony, you are really annoying." Natasha Romanoff said to Steve Rogers, "Captain, you must not let him go. If you say you strip him naked and take pictures on the street, you must do it.
"
"I will definitely do this. No matter who the final answer is, I will definitely deal with him!" Steve Rogers said, "I swear."
Soon, the video started playing in the answer space.
The first thing that appeared on the screen was Tony Stark. He was wearing a battle armor, flying into the building quietly, hiding aside, and quietly snooping.
And the object of his spying was none other than himself!
To be precise, it was him in the past, as well as Captain America and others.
"If you don't mind, I'd like a drink now." Loki, who had become a prisoner, had no consciousness of being a loser and asked for a drink.
"Okay, pull him up." Tony Stark walked around in his armor and said, "We'll just stand around and pose for him later. By the way, you can clean up."
"Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot that your suit is too ugly for your ass." Tony Stark, who was hiding in the dark, looked at Steve Rogers and whispered.
"No one's letting you watch, Tony." Steve Rogers' voice came from the headset.
"That's ridiculous." Tony Stark was addicted to it, and his eyes were still staring.
"I think you're handsome, Captain." Scott Lang, standing on Tony Stark's shoulders, said, "In my opinion, that's the American butt."
"Who owns the scepter?" Natasha Romanov asked, holding the scepter.
"The commandos are coming to take it," Steve Rogers said in the past.
Ding!
At this time, the elevator door opened, Crossbones waited for Hydra to come in, and Natasha Romanoff handed the scepter to them.
"Who are these people?" Scott Lang asked.
"They were SHIELD, but they were actually Hydra, but we didn't know it at the time," Tony Stark said.
"Really? You don't know?" Scott Lang said that this is very unbelievable. "They are bad people at first glance."
"Although you are small, you talk a lot." Tony Stark said.
At this time, the people inside got up and left. Hydra and his party took the scepter and left, while Thor and others took Loki away.
As for Tony Stark in the past, he carried the Cosmic Cube in a suitcase.
"Okay, it's your turn, little buddy." Tony Stark said after seeing this scene, "Our gem is over there."
"Okay, play me." Scott Long said.
Tony Stark flicked his fingers and flipped Scott Lang onto Tony Stark. Then he slapped his chest, his armor flowed through his clothes, and he flew away with a swish.
"Okay, Captain, the scepter is in the elevator, just past the 80th floor." Tony Stark scanned the whereabouts of the Hydra group holding the scepter in mid-air.
"I understand." Tony Stark stood in front of the elevator and pressed the button, "Go to the lobby."
"Okay, let's meet there." Tony Stark said.
"This is when the captain says 'Long live Hydra'!" Seeing this, Clint Barton said.
"I couldn't understand it when I saw the captain saying 'Long live Hydra' at the time, but if it's the situation now, it would be much easier to understand." Thor said, "The situation in the video must be what we have deduced before. Everyone will respond.
Go to the past to find gems. The captain went back to the future, so he naturally knows that those people are Hydra."
"When Thanos snapped his fingers, Stephen was reduced to ashes, but when Tony snapped his fingers, Stephen was there." Nick Fury said solemnly, "This means that going back in time to collect gems will turn him into ashes."
The plan to bring back the Ashes was a success."
"Captain successfully deceived the scepter from Hydra. The video has been played on this. There is no doubt about it." Natasha Romanoff said, "Scott has just infiltrated Tony in the past. I really want to
Let’s see how he got the Cosmic Cube.”
The video soon revealed how "Now You See Me" was staged. Tony Stark was seen pretending to be an ordinary agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.: "Thumbelina, did you receive it? I see the target, we can start."
"Blow it up." Scott Lang jumped from Tony Stark's hair to his beard, then slipped into his T-shirt, and finally slipped into the Ark Reactor.
Da da da!
The sound of dense footsteps sounded, and a group of people suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking the steps of Tony Stark and others. The leader was none other than Alexander Pierce, the leader of Hydra.
"Can I ask where you are going?" Alexander Pierce asked.
"Have some lunch and then go back to Asgard." Thor asked, "Excuse me, who are you?"
"Alexander Pierce, he's the boss of the boss behind Nick Fury." Tony Stark explained for Thor in the past.
"My friends call me Mr. Minister," said Alexander Pierce. "I must ask you to hand over the prisoner to me."
"Loki will answer to Odin." Thor said.
"No, he has to explain to us first. We will examine it and then hand it over to Odin." Alexander Pierce said again, "We still have to take away the box."