It's too early for Ye Lan to be happy. Life will always give you a blow when you are happiest.
After Zhang Youde went to kill the pig in Maliao and hid far away.
Ye Lan’s school time...
It will come eventually!
The Supreme Being sat down on the operating table calmly, and casually "teared" the two sleeves of his clothes off twice, revealing two smooth muscular arms.
Then, he threw the sleeve directly to Ye Lan.
After doing all this, the Supreme Being was calm and calm, and his immortal temperament blended into nature and harmonized with heaven and earth. His cold tone could not help but bring out a hint of the vast majesty of heaven and earth, which is awe-inspiring and unforgettable!
"Ye Lan, the current conditions are a bit difficult, and there is a serious lack of clothing. As a young girl under the age of twenty, you will naturally find it particularly difficult and lonely when you follow us to cultivate in the mountains and stay away from the world of mortals."
"Come on, first use your sleeves to cover it."
"In the future, I will ask Youde to help you buy some essential clothing for girls."
"At the same time, the blood scar on your stomach has begun to be ligated. You only need to nourish it with spiritual energy a few times. The blood scab will fall off naturally after two days, and there will be no scars left on your stomach."
"As your great elder and part-time teacher, I will naturally not let you have flaws on your body at such a young age."
"yes!"
"Thank you teacher for your concern."
Ye Lan hurriedly thanked her. His Majesty's concern made her face reveal an innocent smile involuntarily.
The youthful vitality of the green years has returned to Ye Lan, and her mentality has improved!
"Um!"
"Very good!"
The Supreme Being nodded slightly, very satisfied!
Under the blazing sunshine, mottled tree shadows fell all over Taishang's body. He remained motionless. His gray eyes were like two deep whirlpools, wise and deep!
If you look carefully, you will see that his face is moving slightly, making the Supreme Master's appearance become more and more beautiful, and he becomes less and less like a mortal.
Especially for Ye Lan, who was opposite the Supreme Being, the strange feeling was even more profound. She always felt that the person in front of her was an immortal descended from the mortal world, an old monster who had lived for who knows how many years.
Every word and every line!
It is inexplicably filled with the natural harmonious charm of heaven and earth. Every word spoken is like the sound of heaven and earth, which makes people dare not forget it for a long time...
After Ye Lan took over the sleeve, she felt agitated all over. She quickly got out of bed, covered her belly with her sleeve, and stood respectfully in front of the Supreme Being to listen to the teachings. She didn't dare to move at all, her little face tightened.
There was seriousness in his eyes.
"Please ask the teacher to teach you."
The image of a good student suddenly appeared in front of the Supreme Being!
Ling Taishang couldn't help but nodded, his eyes softened a little. As a good teacher, what he hopes for most is well-behaved children who are thirsty for knowledge and are not naughty or mischievous.
It is worry-free, effortless to teach, and gives you a sense of accomplishment.
As for Zhang Youde, this naughty boy, the Supreme Being said that it was okay not to mention it. He was tired of mentioning it. Who knows how much the Supreme Being put into teaching Zhang Youde.
"Start teaching now!"
…
And on the side, they kill pigs and start a fire!
At the same time, Zhang Youde was wandering around, punching and blasting anyone who dared to get close to snakes, pythons, poisonous insects and beasts. In order to create a quiet class environment for Taishang and Ye Lan, Zhang Youde also worked hard.
Zhang Youde said, "Whoever dares to disturb Ye Lan's class is my sworn enemy. He has been taking classes for tens of thousands of years and finally has a school girl!"
Finally, someone will inherit the suffering I have suffered! The sky has eyes, hahaha!
Zhang Youde looked at Ye Lan in the distance, silently gave her a thumbs up, showed a mysterious smile, hid his merit and fame, and went to cook.
…
"Ahem!"
The Supreme Master glanced at Zhang Youde and ignored him. After coughing twice, he said, "Ye Lan, your good moral character of studying seriously and respecting teachers and teaching is very good."
"I have to say that your parents have taught you really well. If there is an opportunity in the future, I will discuss their educational experience with them."
"Okay, since you are willing, I will spend thousands of years teaching you all my cautious heart sutras, and will continue to supervise you. You must be mentally prepared."
"All this is for the safety of our lives!"
Ye Lan: "?"
"For thousands of years......?"
"Okay, don't worry about these details." Taishang waved his hand.
"Class begins now. This is your first lesson called [Carve into the soul with caution, be safe for you, me and him, remain in the dark side forever, wear a vest at any time]"
"The first thing is to be careful: you are not allowed to tell anyone the real name of De Shangzi Xianmen in the future. The real name of Xianmen is absolutely confidential."
"If you encounter a situation where you need to publicize the name of the Immortal Sect, you can just promote the Family Happy Immortal Sect."
"The second thing is to be cautious: your name cannot be exposed, and you need to wear a vest. For example, if your name is Ye Lan, we will call you Lan Lan in front of outsiders."
"My name is Taishang, you can call me Shangshang teacher or teacher."
"Zhang Youde, you can call him De De Stinky or just Stinky. Don't worry about Zhang Youde, he won't agree. I will support you."
"The third thing is that he is still cautious..."
"The fourth item..."
"The fifth item..."
Then, Ye Lan was confused!
The big eyes are full of doubts about life...
How come the classes in this immortal sect are so different from what she thought?
Aren’t we supposed to teach exercises and guide cultivation?
What the hell is this Cautious Heart Sutra?
Ye Lan just stayed there in a daze, the sound of the Supreme Master's lesson echoing in her ears, and there was a wonderful sound of heaven and earth in this sound, which was directly engraved into her brain and could not be forgotten at all.
It's impossible to get distracted or anything like that!
Taishang's teaching skills have exceeded Ye Lan's worldview. This is simply an unimaginable exaggeration.
"Well....."
"Sure enough, this fairy gate is very weird."
Time passed. Two hours later, a wisp of smoke rose at the edge of the primeval forest. It was very conspicuous and pungent. It had driven away many domestic sparrows and ferocious birds. Flames had always been a nightmare in the forest. The instinct of beasts drove them
keep away.
Of course, there are also some stupid young people who were attracted.
At this moment, Zhang Youde was holding a bundle of dry firewood and throwing them one by one into the fire in front of him.
Above the fire was a large wild boar that was hung on a simple wooden frame and was being smoked and roasted. His whole body was now golden and crispy, and he was sizzling with oil. The aroma of the meat was coming to his nostrils, attracting undercurrents from all directions...
Zhang Youde waited for the roasted whole pig to be cooked.
At the same time, he also wanted to take a rest and regain his energy after a day and night of hard work.
His image is a bit bad now. The mud all over his body is soaked in blood, and he exudes a strong stench of blood apes that can make people unable to open their eyes.
The large and small ferocious tooth marks on the body are scattered all over the body, especially the fists, where the blood holes are dense and seeping.
Zhang Youde, on the other hand, was still cooking happily, humming a self-composed ditty, just like a normal person, enjoying the process of cooking.
When I was bored, I occasionally took a look at Ye Lan, a good student who was forcibly brainwashed and began to doubt life.
There is also the elder brother Taishang who is talking at length, but his momentum is not that great as he keeps talking for three days.
I feel so good for no reason.
Then chatting with a gentleman and bragging...
"Wealth, rice, oil and salt, food, drink, fun, and class study. It is simple and unpretentious but contains the universe. This is called life."
"This is what we call living..."
In Zhang Youde's green eyes, he recalled that ghost place in the dead world. Life and death, life and death, gray fog, eyes and moon, blood and soil, dead souls, the country of corpses, coldness, dead silence, despair, depression, and disappearance are the themes of the dead world.
.
In that place, there is no need to eat or drink, and there is no such condition. There is only a depressed and numb soul day after day.
Now that I finally get out, I naturally have to eat several big meals and drink more than a dozen bowls to find the joy of being a living person.
At this moment, Zhang Youde was surrounded by corpses and dead beasts...
There were several vicious birds the size of arms, their sharp beaks were flattened by hammers, and their bodies were spread messily on the ground.
There are also many corpses of poisonous insects and snakes for company!
Corpses like these are the ones attracted by the curl of cooking smoke and the rich aroma of meat.
Zhang Youde was prepared to roast the pigs together if they were not full.
As time goes by, the aroma of the meat becomes more mellow, and that’s when the roasted whole pig is completely cooked!
The strong fragrance spreads in all directions...
The beasts hiding in the darkness only dared to moan and their eyes turned green, but they did not dare to show their heads. They were frightened by Zhang Youde. There was no particularly powerful beast overlord at the edge of this primitive forest.
No one can cure Zhang Youde.
Zhang Youde ignored them and resisted roasting the whole pig. He excitedly came to Ye Lan and Tai Shang and placed a handful of them on the large leaves prepared in advance.
The roasted whole pig was right in front of her, and the rich aroma of the meat penetrated directly into the tip of Ye Lan's nose. She couldn't help but feel greedy, and her stomach growled uncontrollably!
Taishang's lecture was also interrupted by this series of cooing sounds, and he could no longer continue at all.
Ye Lan blushed with embarrassment and rubbed her little hands in embarrassment, feeling very embarrassed: "Teacher, I haven't had a good meal in the past few days, so..."
"Okay, it's okay!"
Taishang said coldly: "It is common sense for people to eat when you are hungry. What's more, I can clearly see whether there is food in your stomach when I operate."
"Of course I know you're hungry."
"Well.....?"
Ye Lan suddenly felt a chill in her stomach. As expected, Teacher Taishang was still scary!
"...Brother, that's enough. I am a gentleman and cannot keep scaring little girls. You are wrong."
Even Zhang Youde's happy face was a little frozen: "Sweat... Brother Taishang, how could you say such a terrifying thing so calmly?"
"Hmm...is it scary?"
The Supreme Being was very confused. He couldn't feel any fear. Couldn't he just open an incision to see the internal organs? What's this?
"Forehead……"
Zhang Youde rolled his eyes: "Let's eat first. It's useless to talk about the world view on the same channel."