Zhang Youde quickly interrupted this unanswerable topic about world views that are not on the same channel.
He tore off an extremely crispy pork leg from the roasted whole pig and put it to Ye Lan's mouth, saying generously: "Come on, little Ye Lan, try my craftsmanship. Don't be polite to me, open your little mouth."
Eat with your stomach relaxed."
Zhang Youde's green eyes were like laser eyes. After scanning Ye Lan's figure up and down, he sighed and shook his head: "It really doesn't work. Xiao Ye Lan, look at you. You are as flat as above and as thin as a knife beetle."
of."
"Now is the time for you to grow. You must eat well and drink well to promote growth. At least the washboard won't turn into a hill?"
"Come on, let me make you fat. This is my unshirkable responsibility and obligation, Zhang Youde!"
Zhang Youde was very motivated, as if a fun training game suddenly appeared, and he couldn't wait to complete it.
The Supreme Being is so far away...
Everyone can feel Zhang Youde’s determination to feed fat Ye Lan!
That was simply a surge of fighting spirit, intimidating and downright terrifying!
The Supreme Being shook his head... Youde was indeed hopeless.
The gentleman is speechless... Zhang Youde's aesthetics seems to be flawed.
Both of them were wondering, what kind of beauty is Zhang Youde's eyes?
Anyway...it's definitely not the same as them.
Ye Lan's figure is actually above sixty. Although she is a little green, she is already an authentic beauty without makeup.
If you apply some makeup and change your clothes, your appearance will definitely be above 85 points...
A gust of warm wind blew across Ye Lan's face. At this moment, Ye Lan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. Her little face was as green as a tabby cat, and her silver teeth were clenched tightly, and her two little tiger teeth couldn't help but show off.
Come out...
A pair of big eyes looked at Zhang Youde fiercely: "You bastard, this is the first time you said I have no charm. I'm mediocre, so I'll put up with it."
"But...you dare to say it a second time?"
"And you said it so openly?"
"I'm going to bite you to death..." Ye Lan finally couldn't hold it any longer, and the string called reason in her mind was completely broken.
Although Ye Lan didn't say anything, she actually cared about her image in Zhang Youde's mind.
"You say I'm flat?"
I saw Ye Lan's legs were slightly bent and stretched in vain!
A small crater was dug out of the ground, and her small figure was like an agile female leopard...
With a flash of his body, he pounced viciously on Zhang Youde who didn't know what was going on.
Next second!
"boom!"
"ah……"
Zhang Youde was thrown to the ground, and the back of his head came into close contact with the mud.
This moment!
Zhang Youde subconsciously wanted to get up, but Ye Lan's body was small but powerful, and she usually exercised a lot.
Zhang Youde discovered that he underestimated Xiao Yelan's power.
For a moment, Zhang Youde was unable to exert any strength.
Ye Lan was like an octopus, tightly wrapped around his chest, arms, and legs, causing him to be temporarily unable to get up.
When the gentleman saw Ye Lan going crazy, he couldn't help but admire: "What a human-shaped octopus, but Zhang Youde couldn't resist it and his horse stumbled."
But the Supreme Being didn't even look at it.
this moment!
Zhang Youde stared blankly at Ye Lan's fierce little face, but she hadn't spoken yet...
Ye Lan opened her silver teeth and bit Zhang Youde's right arm and shoulder regardless of whether Zhang Youde's body was dirty or not.
The teeth penetrated deeply into the flesh, but they did not bite, but it was very painful.
"Ooohhoho..."
"Help, Ye Lan is crazy. Brother Taishang, help me, he's biting someone."
Zhang Youde's eyes bulged as he was entangled, and as soon as he screamed, he immediately began to call for support, shouting for help to the Supreme Being.
He is holding a pig leg in his left hand!
The flat head of his right arm was bitten by Ye Lan!
My whole body was wrapped tightly, and I could hardly breathe. I felt bad all over: "It hurts so much, my mom."
"Ye Lan, please relax. Why did you suddenly come up and bite me? What did I do wrong?"
In the eyes of Zhang Youde asking for help, the Supreme Lord chose to slowly close his eyes: "You deserve it!"
"Hahaha……."
"Zhang Youde, you are almost laughing me to death. I, a gentleman, would like to call you a man with negative emotional intelligence!"
"You have been teasing Xiaoye Lan again and again. If I had a physical body, I would have slapped you with a big club."
Zhang Youde: "???"
Zhang Youde was a little confused. He thought Ye Lan was too thin and wanted to make her fatter. Is there a problem with this?
Is there something wrong... Ang?
The Supreme Being continued to be speechless...
A gentleman expresses his contempt...
And Ye Lan, who was biting Zhang Youde's shoulder, finally expressed the anger in her heart.
At the same time, she couldn't help but look at her figure, with a hint of suspicion in her eyes. Her figure was uneven, slim and graceful, small and cute, and her skin was well maintained, white and delicate. No matter where she went, others would say something about her.
What a pretty girl.
But what happened to the stinky gangster Zhang Youde?
Is he blind?
Are you feeling fair?
.......
The scorching sun began to sink, and the scorching sunshine also restrained its edge. The most sultry noon in the primeval forest had quietly ended.
There were a few more rustling sounds of birds and snakes swimming around, and ferocious beast roars were heard from the depths of the jungle from time to time, making people feel chilled all over...
As noon passed, the temperature dropped and many creatures who could not stand the heat quietly emerged from the shadows, continuing to worry about food for the day.
now!
Zhang Youde was lying on the soft mud. He had a good talk, actively admitted his mistake, and apologized for nearly half an hour.
Ye Lan's silver teeth finally let go. Apart from the saliva, what was visible to the naked eye were two rows of deep tooth marks, which seemed to be engraved on Zhang Youde's body and would not fade away for a long time.
Especially the two small tiger teeth, the bite mark was extremely deep and conspicuous, and the skin was almost broken by the bite.
Zhang Youde wants to cry but has no tears!
For the first time, he felt that it was really difficult for women to understand her. She just refused to reason with him at all. Who could withstand this?
"snort!"
"Let you call me fair."
"You deserve this, you stinking scoundrel."
At this moment, Ye Lan proudly raised her chin and sat firmly on Zhang Youde's chest, with a victorious smile on her face like a tabby cat.
"Cuckoo!"
However, Ye Lan's stomach suddenly growled violently, causing a few more blushes to appear on Ye Lan's cheeks.
This time, Zhang Youde's desire for survival exploded. He didn't push too much, nor did he frantically test Ye Lan's sanity. Instead, he said gently: "Eat, little Ye Lan, are you starving?"
Having said that...
He directly extended the big pig leg with his left hand to Ye Lan's mouth.
And Ye Lan looked at the big pig leg in front of her that was bigger than her face, and the rich meaty aroma was completely appealing to her soul.
finally!
She couldn't help it anymore, and after taking a look at Zhang Youde, she blushed and took a small bite, chewed twice, her eyes were shining: "It smells so good!"
The pork is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. It is fat but not greasy after chewing, leaving a fragrant mouthfeel. It is so delicious that Ye Lan wants to cry...
There is a full sense of happiness that fills my heart.
Afterwards, Ye Lan could not help but take small bites and eat quickly.
only!
Although she was hungry, she didn't wolf it down. She chewed every mouthful of meat carefully, enjoying the delicious food slowly while also benefiting her digestion.
She has a ladylike style.
Zhang Youde looked at Ye Lan who was enjoying the food and exclaimed that he had escaped disaster, but he couldn't help but have a hint of pampering in his eyes: "If it's delicious, eat more. There are still many."
"A whole big wild boar."
"The only flaw is that it lacks some cumin chili noodles, but the original version is still good. I also worked as a barbecue chef for two years, and I can control the heat well."
"Uh-huh!"
"That's good..." Zhang Youde's mood is very complicated now. He is an old monster that is tens of thousands of years old, and suddenly he has a disciple who is less than twenty years old. This feeling is indescribable.
but!
Zhang Youde feels pretty good. This may be the pampering of his ancestors when they met his great-great-granddaughter, right?
Even when the Supreme Mother faced Ye Lan, her tone of voice would be much softer, instead of being as cold as bone marrow like ten thousand years of ice.
Watching Ye Lan start eating...
The Supreme Being also got out of bed without ceremony, and after flexing his muscles on the spot, his numb legs came to the roasted whole pig, tore off one leg and started eating.
only!
Taishang's way of eating was very mechanical, very rigid, expressionless, and extremely fast. He devoured a large pig leg in just ten minutes, which was ridiculously fast.
Taishang seemed to be eating just for the sake of eating, not to enjoy the food.
After quickly finishing the thigh, Taishang returned to the operating wooden bed again, closed his eyes and began to run the exercises to enhance his enlightenment state. The spiritual energy from heaven and earth poured into Taishang's Dantian crazily, tempering the skin of his neck.
The progress of cultivation can be said to be a thousand miles at a time, and it is shockingly fast.
And from eating to starting to practice...
There was only ten short minutes in between. The Supreme Being didn't want to waste a second of cultivation time, so he spent as little time as possible eating, drinking, and having fun.
Zhang Youde had long been used to it, and said to Ye Lan on his chest: "Little Ye Lan, have you seen it? This is your supreme teacher, diligent, cautious, inhuman, wolf destroyer..."
“Brother Taishang is not only talented, but what’s even more terrifying is his hard work!”
"You should study hard with Brother Taishang from now on. Although you will be lonely and lonely, I am optimistic about you."
"If you can learn one-third of Brother Taishang's skills, then your future will be bright and your wishes will definitely come true."
"Work hard."
"Um!"
Ye Lan looked at Teacher Taishang, and then at Zhang Youde, especially Zhang Youde's hand that was holding the pig leg with lots of blood holes, and there was a hint of warmth in his eyes.
He added: "I won't let you down."
"Oh, by the way, Ye Lan, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Zhang Youde suddenly asked: "Don't think wrongly, it's just that our Xianmen's hometown is a bit far away, and we may not be able to come back in the future, so..."