Chapter 1138 The second Tang people among the barbarians
I heard Di Guangsi and the two of them talking about Chang'an.
Even the heartless Wen Huan was a little stunned.
Although I have only been away from Chang'an for seven months, for some reason, it feels like I have been away for a long, long time.
After all, this place is different from Chang'an...
Li Chengxiu was the first to wake up from his nostalgia. He pointed at Manlong Cave and said to Yun Jin: "Shi Bao has already conquered Manlong Cave. Do we want to go in and have a look? Master said that the scenery of many water caves in the southwest is rare to see.
Since there is water in Manlong Cave, it must be a water cave."
Yun Jin shook his head and said: "No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is still hell at this moment. It's okay if you don't look at it."
Li Chengxiu asked: "Why, do you think that people from Chang'an become gentle when you think about them?"
Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said: "Aye said that you must follow the path of a military strategist in this life. Fighting to the death, and being in a place where corpses are everywhere can polish your character.
The three of us are different. Aye only wants us to experience the various aspects of life. Since I came to the southwest, there have been swords and wars everywhere. At this moment, I just want to reach Cangshan and Erhai as soon as possible, put down the Shengluopi Rebellion, and return to Chang'an.
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Li Chengxiu said: "Actually, I think your path as a military strategist is not bad. If you return to Chang'an, you will definitely return to the ordinary. You will become an ordinary prince and prince, marry Sisi step by step, and become an official. I want to
It’s boring even to think about it. A real man can only be worthy of his life by commanding a hundred thousand cavalry, chasing the flames of war, and roaming the universe.”
Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said: "Ah Ye said that we live on a ball. Standing in the universe and looking at it, it is just a small blue ball. If you stand further away, this small ball will be as big as
Sediment is generally invisible.
If you look at the one hundred thousand iron cavalry you value from a distance, how are they different from the ant colony on the ground?
Cao Ah'an, your military sage, said that only those who have the ambition to contain the secrets of the universe and swallow up the heaven and earth are the best human beings.
If you can't break out of the flesh-and-blood fight, your whole life will be just like two groups of ants fighting. To be honest, can watching two groups of ants fighting really give you a sense of the majesty of the world and the joy of life?
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After Li Chengxiu heard the words and deeds, he stepped in and said, "Senior brother is right."
Yun Jin sighed and said: "Step out, step out of low-level tastes, only then can you become a family of your own."
Li Chengxiu was a little ashamed. Today he just watched a hundred thousand Wu Barbarians sweep through the Manlong Cave like locusts. He felt that it was extremely enjoyable, but he accidentally exposed his weakness and was caught by his second senior brother.
Recalling that when he first entered the Yun family, his master once told him jokingly - in life, one must be cautious, never dare to make a mistake, as long as he does not let the world discover his true nature.
It's stupid, and that's a great victory.
Therefore, children of the Yun family are generally very good at pretending, and usually carefully hide their shortcomings from others, just like Master said, as long as others cannot find it, there are no shortcomings.
I was a little too proud today, so my senior brother took advantage of my shortcomings and pretended again.
As a senior brother, Yun Jin reprimanded Li Chengxiu beautifully, and Yun Jin's mood immediately improved. After all, this kind of opportunity is very rare, and what she just said will definitely be written into the "Yun Family Teaching Record"
》for future Yun family disciples to study.
Many times, the reason why a person is slapped in the face is because he was sent in for the slap...
Wen Huan screamed again and jumped on Li Chengxiu's back.
Yun Jin turned her head and realized that Wen Huan, a bastard, had untied the quiver. A large centipede with a black head and a green back, as thick as a child's arm, was poking its head over the opening of the quiver.
Yun Jin pushed the centipede back into the quiver with an arrow shaft, looked at Wen Huan and said, "If you are so afraid of this thing, why do you want to provoke it?"
Wen Huan, who was holding Li Chengxiu's neck and unwilling to get off the ground, said: "I just want to look because I'm afraid. Maybe if I look at it, I won't be afraid anymore."
Yun Jin said angrily: "Where does this nonsense come from?"
Wen Huan pointed at Di Guangsi next to him and said: "Guang Si summed it up. He said that as long as he finds opportunities to kiss A Guo a few more times and be poisoned by Miss Huang a few more times, his body will adapt to Miss Huang's poison.
No matter how you kiss me in the future, you won’t be poisoned, and maybe you can develop secondary and tertiary uses of toxins like Miss Huang.”
After hearing this, Yun Jin was stunned for a moment and said to Li Chengxiu: "From now on, you have to worry more about the war. Ah Huan and Guang Si, these two fools, are about to collapse. They should no longer do things that are too cruel."
Involved."
Li Chengxiu shook Wen Huan off his back and said, "Are you saying that Guang Si took the initiative to find some beautiful and happy things to do because he couldn't stand our current methods, such as liking Zi Qi A Guo?"
Yun Jin nodded and said: "The most dull one among us was originally Guang Si. When he was in Chang'an, he didn't even think about looking at beautiful women. If you look at him now, he is like a stallion in heat. He uses all his means to do it.
Thinking about how to kiss Ziqi Aguo.
Look at Ah Huan again, he is so afraid of centipedes that he hides away from them, but now he takes the initiative to provoke such a big centipede. Isn't this making himself uncomfortable?
This shows that both of them are distracting themselves consciously or unconsciously, which is not a good sign."
After listening to Yun Jin's explanation, Li Chengxiu pointed to his chest and said, "The reason why I showed my weakness just now seems to be because of my weak will."
Yun Jin sighed and said: "The four of us are like this. What do you think the seven hundred dandies under our command are like now?"
Li Chengxiu said: "It's time to improve military discipline."
Yun Jin shook his head and said: "No, we need them to become even crazier now. Only by continuing to be crazy can they do even crazier things, and what we have to do now is to make everyone fall into complete madness.
Southwest is a feast prepared by Aye for us. This feast is too rich and exceeds our appetite. Only crazy people can finish this feast!
Of course, we must be sober, otherwise we will be in catastrophe."
Li Chengxiu said in surprise: "You mean you don't want military discipline?"
Yun Jin said coldly: "We have no military discipline to speak of."
Li Chengxiu took a breath and pointed at Yun Jin: "You are the craziest one."
Yun Jin smiled when he heard this, and there seemed to be a peach blossom on his handsome and delicate face.
The old witch woke up. When she woke up, she found that she was tied to a wooden frame. There was a painful moan in her ears. She turned around and saw the naked dragon being stripped and being treated in a strange way.
Posture nailed to wooden frame.
"Kill me..." The wild dragon whispered to the old witch.
The old witch said: "My hands and feet are tied, so I can't help you."
Barbarian Dragon said: "Didn't you say that anyone who comes within a hundred steps of you can be killed by just a thought?"
The old witch said: "Now, I won't lie to you. I just said it to scare you."
Manlong said anxiously: "I personally..."
The old witch said: "The one who died was my disciple. Didn't I resurrect him later?"
"Where's your poisonous dragon?"
"I was caught by that young Wuman."
"Didn't you say that your two poisonous dragons can fly into the sky and escape from the earth, killing people invisible?"
"Poison dragons can kill people, but they were caught."
"You also said that you have a way to make a hundred thousand Wu barbarians kill each other after being poisoned? It's because of what you said that I led my men into the battle..."
The old witch laughed dryly and said: "I said I had to go to Miasma Valley to cast spells at night. Who knew you would be so brave?"
The wild dragon said angrily: "I know that I am brave, and I also know that if I can fight out, I can come back."
"But, you were caught."
"You said it would summon thick fog..."
"The weather is not right and there is no thick fog. What can I do..."
"Liar..." Barbarian Dragon said through gritted teeth.
The old witch shook her gray hair like tangled grass and said faintly: "You believe everything I say, why didn't you listen when I advised you not to make enemies with the Tang people?
I even advised you that this would bring disaster to Manlong Cave. Did you listen to me? Sheng Luopi said a few compliments to you, and you took the men in the cave to send Jiangchuan away. So many people died.
The tribesmen finally got a hundred pairs of armors.
If you had not provoked the Tang people in the first place, would you have come to such a remote place as Manlong Cave when the Tang people came to settle accounts with Sheng Luopi?
When the Tang people pack up Sheng Luopi and return to their Tang Dynasty, with the tens of thousands of warriors in our Manlong Cave and my dragon mother helping you, you will have a chance to become the Barbarian King, but you won't listen.
After losing the army, you brought back a few Tang slaves and a hundred pairs of tattered armors, and complained that I didn't help you. You even cut the blood food offered to me by half, and even stopped supplying candle fish.
Barbarian Dragon, I watched you grow up, and I can’t bear to leave you. Now, dying with you is worthy of the twenty years of worship in Barbarian Dragon Cave.”
"Liar——" Barbarian Dragon gritted his teeth.
"I did not instigate you to kill Tang people, nor did I participate in your killing of Tang people. Did I not even participate in your killing of those Tang prisoners?"
"You didn't participate, but you didn't eat less of the food I got from the Tang people."
Long Po chuckled and said: "Brother from the Tang Dynasty behind you, please listen clearly. This war has nothing to do with my old lady. Moreover, you can capture the wild dragon and my old lady has a share of the credit, can you?
Let the old woman go, I remember that you Tang people have always had a clear distinction between grudges and grudges."
Barbarian Dragon was stunned for a moment, then he turned his head and looked behind him hard, only to see that not far from where he was standing, several young men dressed as Ubarians were roasting cassava...
Di Guangsi brushed the thinly sliced cassava with oil, put it on a bamboo stick and roasted it over the fire. He said to Ziqi Aguo: "Did you see that this Dragon Po has used up the last bit of use value in the wild dragon?"
It’s been drained clean.”
Luang Po said without any concern: "Young man, you must soak the cassava overnight before roasting it, otherwise you will be poisoned."
Di Guangsi pointed at Long Po and said to Zi Qi Aguo: "This is the second Tang Dynasty person I have seen among the barbarians. Moreover, they all look authentic, more authentic than many authentic Tang Dynasties!"